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  • imbecile25

    I wonder what it's like to not only not care about another individual, but actively put effort into letting others know your disdain for those in need. It's saddening, disgraceful, and should be personally embarrassing to those who attack others who choose to defend those in need.

    All you have to do is shut up and stay out of the way, yet for some reason, you lie to misinform those around you in hopes to achieve what?

    Say you're right, all efforts to keep others healthy and safe still serve that purpose. Now say you're wrong, all that effort just to help kill those around you for no reason other than pride.

    Why? Are you that angry? Are you that desperate? Why doesn't another human being deserve to be fed? Deserve to be healthy? Deserve to have a fulfilling life?

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    If you feel attacked by these words, you're likely a terrible person and qbn has already told you as much. Shitting on this post doesn't make you any better a person. It doesn't make you cool. It just lets people know you're a genuine piece of shit.

    • Please give a couple examples of genuine "those in need." Thanks
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    • Hey look, a genuine piece of shit chimed in.imbecile
    • lolpango
    • who hurt you?
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    • you busty. why you gotta hurt us after all the time we spent together T_T
      https://youtu.be/2nX…
      pango
    • +1lvl_13
    • Lol. Someone is getting a lil emotional around that time of the month. It's ok we understand and care. Think about it and when u feel better try again
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    • Hey look, a cunt showed up.pango
    • 10/10 on self arrival announcements. Personally for my own I'd like to say hey it's me that guy showing up.
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    • I am curious what qualifies as an attack too? Like assault or just doesn't like the turn of phrase
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    • Think u need more explicit questions ...
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    • rightpango
    • yesdeadsperm
    • lol, and his only response is to imply you're like a woman suffering from her menstrual cycle ... classic lowlife movemonospaced
    • Don't be such an imbecile. The natural state is not caring about people you don’t know until you do know them.cannonball1978
    • that'll be your little secret. even rats
      help other rats they don't know without reward.
      imbecile
    • Thats because those rats in fact do know each other.cannonball1978
    • but really imbecile if that is your MO than go volunteer in senegal. If it REALLY means so much to you.
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    • Two more genuine pieces of shit. Check. Maybe research before you respond. Maybe read and believe actual science, not YouTube kids.imbecile
    • +1jaylarson
    • no YOUcannonball1978
    • Thank you for sharing your unwillingness to learn. I have, how do you think I knew to make the point? All the best.imbecile
    • haha post example of your "science" you do know data stats are not science right? Google adwords metrics is not science?
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    • Why is cdc so different, why so many metrics different across the world. the truth is its all bias. not science
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    • sometimes, and not for everyone there's a lot of idiots out there (mono) who probably do better being spoonfed than making decisions for themselves
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    • Plus your original post has little to do with science. Has more in emotional responses to stimuli regards to others on recognition of authority
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    • big differences on rational vs emotional thinkers. should stick to one or the other for your point
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    • goodpango
  • Nairn1

    test

    • huh. I wrote a long post, clicked broadcast and... it didn't. Wondered whether we were at some critical memory-related number and Blog had reached the end. Nup.Nairn
    • What if that post was gonna save our lives? C'mon man at least give us a hint. What was the long post about?cherub
    • You're ok. Perhaps saved, even. It was a dull post about the ladies design flip-flops i bought myself today and how it signifies the beginning of summer.Nairn
    • Feature request: AI/ML analysis of posts and preëmptive censorshp of dull submissions upon broadcast.Nairn
    • Beginning of summer rocks! That's not a dull post. Wtf Nairn?cherub
    • Just copy all the text in the post before posting, to make sure you have it in case the machine is not working properly that time...grafician
    • I do usually do that. Standard posting protocol for any site :)
      Didn't here.
      Not the end of the world.
      Nairn
    • In fact, i may even have done, but was so flummoxed by what happened, posted this instead, then copypastad this over the original, and here we are.Nairn
    • But I do find the short blog post intriguing.
      It's almost art.
      grafician
    • The word "test" is so deep. I mean, are we being tested right now? I think the answer is an unequivocal "Yes."cherub
    • icalshapesalad
  • cherub0

    I'm sitting here trying to figure out why I like the leeds/yorkshire accent so much, and I can't work it out. At first I thought it had to do with watching Dr. Who and liking Christopher Eccleston so much, but then I thought nah. That's not it.

    Uk people, at least tell me this. What part of the UK has the reputation for producing the most manliest men? As in the toughest, scariest, most likely to survive if you dropped him off in the wilderness kind of man? Does that exist in Europe even?

    • I once drove along the M1 near Leeds, car radio stuck to local Leeds radio station... my god, how to sound instantly stupid = have a strong Leeds accent.shapesalad
    • Scotland produces the most manly men. The more south you go towards Brighton, the less manly they become.shapesalad
    • Yea I've met some tough Scottish characters, men and women both. That's for sure.cherub
    • What does Leed's and Yorkshire make you think of? Are they famous for anything? (Except for sounding slightly uneducated)cherub
    • there's a honesty / no BS attitude to it - but above all its friendly - even perhaps jolly with the perfect amount of sarcasm._me_
    • to the 2nd q - I'd say the Danish / Nordik peoples have done this for millenia._me_
    • tho i've known some tough Welsh lads - they'd smash anyone and then sing in a choir about it afterwards._me_
    • That's some good insight _me_ thanks.cherub
    • Scottish men are manliest. But I would say that.Doris_McSquirter
    • Leeds men: https://www.youtube.…shapesalad
    • Oh wow. The rubbish they left. I take it they aren't big environmentalists.cherub
  • garbage6

    Insomnia blog:

    I'm fairly confident that I have esophageal cancer. I have no way of diagnosing it, nor dealing with it because I'm a 1099 in America in 2020, and I would rather spend my money on having a good end. I don't know how to tell the missus, but I wish she didn't care as much as I don't.

    Pretty sure I'll be dead in a year or so, so I'm going to try to make the best of it. Outlive my dog, finish some books, and eat like a king.

    Pup cleanser for the darkness:


    • get it check!
      :/
      pango
    • Blaze up!deadsperm
    • So sorry to hear! I don't even know you, but it pains me to hear that you think you can't receive professional treatment because you're a freelancer.monospaced
    • I wish you peace in the next steps of telling the missus and finding a way forward together. If I know anything, your significant other will want to know.monospaced
    • could be something us dumb as acid reflux. go get it checked out somehow.inteliboy
    • Sounds more like depression / selfishness. Vomiting / seeing rectal blood? Tell misses, get checked, reap benefits of honesty & science.imbecile
    • What makes you fairly confident?jagara
    • Go to a doctors.PhanLo
    • get really really good travel health insurance, expensive, read all small print, make sure it covers sudden cancer diagnosis...then take a 3 month holiday...shapesalad
    • maybe Portugal... then go it checked out and treated.shapesalad
    • !!! go visit a doctor garbage! and do those things anyway!oey_oey
    • I thought I was having serious heart failure not long ago. It was just reflux. I was convinced I was dying.monospaced
    • go to a doctor..autoflavour
    • Self-diagnosis is no diagnosis. You might be convincing yourself of something for months that could be fixed in a week.spl33nidoru
    • Agree with shape above, if anything get it checked abroad. Even Cuba would work.spl33nidoru
    • Take care of yourself. If it was your wife who thought she might have something, you probably wouldn't be like "oh let's wait and see how that plays out" :)spl33nidoru
    • Sorry you are going through this, all good advice ^webazoot
    • Make an appointment and have a dr check it out!bezoar
    • Please tell your partner. There's no other way than to face that head on. A day longer with that secret is too long.shellie
    • Tell her honestly how you feel send how you wish to live her life. My father had lung cancer and got treatment, but later chose to stop and work to make moneyshellie
    • for my mother. I did not agree, as I wanted him to fight longer no matter the cost. but in the end I respected his decision for the family.shellie
    • it would still be good to be tested and recieve a proper diagnosis. Professionals may be able to lead you to resources that can help within budget or free.shellie
    • Oh whoops, I actually posted that. That's embarrassing as hell. Let's pretend I didn't. Cheers all.garbage
    • We do care about you G. Talk to us whenever you need.shellie
    • @garbage what are you waiting for? you have read the comments. get up and fight!api
    • @garbage : no judgment here, if anything it's good you posted!spl33nidoru
    • Self diagnosing, wtf?NBQ00
    • I just don't care, it's not a big deal. More dog and cooking pics, fewer boring personal matters.garbage
    • And as for self-diagnosis, I'm the worst armchair doctor ever because I have worked in medical publishing for ages. I can't disclose clients at this point..garbage
    • ..but I work for the hospitals and universities that are the type where you hear the name and recognize them even if you've never been there.garbage
    • why not talk to those guys? to get certainty. and options.uan
    • feel good man!renderedred
    • you're gonna need a lot more dog photos to make up for it! lolpango
    • i am sorry to hear that is all, i would stand on the "tell the partner" sideloool
    • Two weeks ago, I had a mild abdominal pain that stuck around for more than a week. I went to CityMD (urgent care) and got a CT Scan. No bad signs there...CyBrainX
    • I was still convinced I was going to die so I went for my first colonoscopy in 15 years. No polyps (like the last time). and the abdominal feeling went away.CyBrainX
    • I did the same thing you're doing now. I self-diagnosed my worst fear - death from cancer at a relatively young age. I'm already older than my parents...CyBrainX
    • ...when they died of cancer. Don't be nuts like me. Do your best to get hired somewhere full time or get a gig like me - freelance through a recruiter...CyBrainX
    • ...that can get you health insurance. Can you get on your wife's health plan? You have some time. Fight this shit with all your life. LIVE! Your married andCyBrainX
    • have awesomely cute dogs.CyBrainX
    • Wasn't a big part of the ACA to help people who don't have full time job get insurance?reanimate
    • If you are relatively young you can probably sign up for a plan costing a few hundred dollars a month. There is also Medicaid if you are below certain incomereanimate
    • test cost what 200 hundred bucks. less than new tires. the kind of ppl who think care is limited to insurance...
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    • unless doin it for the lulz!
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    • or perspective its less than the latest phone...
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    • My self dianosed cancer turned out to be catch scratch fever. But aye, sorry to read this.Doris_McSquirter
    • go to a doctor.milfhunter
    • wait! dont go to a doctor. let's see what happensdrgs
    • +1 CyBrainX - so much of that resonated and, I suspect perhaps with Garbage too.
      Garbage, love ya man, whatever.
      Nairn
    • Man, please at least go see a doctor, it's probably not what you think.Bennn
    • I thought I had lung cancer 3 years ago, I kept coughing daily during almost a year, even had fever for a week for no apparent reason, I did some tests. it allBennn
    • suddenly disapeared... I have no idea what it was. Maybe anxiety, i dont know.Bennn
    • Garbage, if you smoke, stop now. Go see a doctor!futurefood
  • tank024

    Garbage, at least get a Endoscopy to have some idea. I had a year or 2 ago because I have much of the symptons. But I don't haveit They don't know what I have, but i'm guessing a overdose of coffee and stress because of the business. I get where you come from. They also found a lump (begnine) in my Thyroid. My mom had cancer there and it spread out to her spine. You need to have some certaintity. Its scary, but don't self diagnose. It drives you mad, and your loved ones away.

    • Yo, can we please pretend I never said anything? I have no idea why I made some boring confessional post. Strong edibles, I guess.garbage
    • Still man, better safe than sorrytank02
    • I won't be sorry and I really don't care. If only these posts could be deleted. I'm not addressing it again. Embarrassing, and apologies.garbage
    • Apology not accept till you post more dog photos :Ppango
  • dorf0

    any node.js devs out there. can you recommend a host?

  • autoflavour6

    after many years of shit coffee, I finally got one of these today.
    bad coffee be gone.

    • You'll be disappointed to learn that bad coffee makes bad coffee.deadsperm
    • ^ Yeah, gotta get some fresh beans and a grinder to go with it.section_014
    • Or get a French PressNBQ00
    • Pour-over all day every dayscruffics
    • These are great. Coffee grind is important too; medium, not as fine as espresso or it'll be bitter.MrT
    • how's the brikka different than the normal one?inteliboy
    • It has a valve to create froth on top, for the Insta.deadsperm
  • BusterBoy0

    Trying to organise someone to fix my heater...JFC it's cold. 12c inside my bloody house!!

    • If YouTube can convince a nation they don’t need masks, they can convince you that you can do this yourself.imbecile
  • NBQ001

    Today I decided I’m gonna bake some home made fries.

    Does anyone cook them before baking them? I decided not to and will go like this here:

    • We have a recipe thread.Nairn
    • Didn't watch the video, but my advice is slice up some Yukon Golds, soak them in water for about 45min before baking them. Gets the starch out.garbage
  • i_monk3

    I saw 'Signs you['re] getting old' and then misread 'Fail of the day' as 'Fall of the day' and thought we must really be getting old to start talking about falls.

    • Whenever I see a video of someone falling hard onto a hard surface, my body physically reacts. Doesn't happen with anything else I see.monospaced
  • OBBTKN5

    Yesterday made a bbq with friends and wife (paella and lots of cider). After this, been taking beers with my wife until 3 AM...

    A TON of work to be done, but I don't have to tell you how it is going today, ouch!!

  • garbage3

    Pups 4 Pango:

    Here's Leo:

    Leo is a 14-year-old rescue pup. He's best described as a coyote-goat that still amazes me with his agility and energy. That photo was taken a few months ago, and he climbed up and down that cliff. Favorite foods are chicken, rice, and stolen napkins. He's the best pup.

    Here's Molly:

    Olde English Bulldogge, which is an AKC recognized purebred that is an attempt to recreate old school bulldogs, and correct issues from generations of inbreeding. Over her 9 years, she has had no successful socialization, barring Leo. She's smart, but ultra-aggressive towards anything she doesn't see as part of the pack. She's the worst pup.

    Bonus:

  • TheGreatGlorpo11

    Today, it happened. My mother started a sentence with “I want to tell you something in confidence...” and she proceeded to tell me that she caught my stepfather looking at a porn site late at night when she came in to check on him when he was working late.

    She quite literally asked me “is that normal? Is that okay?” Her age is 70 and his is 68.

    I told her “yes; everyone needs to let of some steam once in a while. This isn’t the 1950s.”

    • I was helping my my mother-in-law's mother with some subtitles for her movies in her pc...maquito
    • After finding some sources, she writing everything down, I decide to close a tab, and BAM! Giant pop-up of a monster cock pounding some bitch.maquito
    • She (her name was Brenda, passed away a couple years ago), looked me in the eye and said “no worries son, I’ve seen everything”.maquito
    • Old folks, specially those who survived wars and stuff, are usually bad-asses. RIP Brenda.maquito
    • GILF? GGILF?BusterBoy
    • Brenda seemed to imply that it was your porn, not herscannonball1978
    • Sounds like it but it was her PC.
      Either way, Brendas cool RIP
      moldero
    • depends on the porn..autoflavour
  • maquito10

    I’m done with the America is fucked and Donald Trump threads. Used to read every post here, but I’m gonna cut those for sure from now on. #QBNmatters (?)

  • shapesalad0

    I seem to have a new neighbour in the apartment below me. Beside shouting down the phone aggressively in Arabic during the day... He snores. Loudly. With his bedroom window wide open. His snoring is irregular so just when I think it’s stopped and I’m about to drift off to sleep, there it is again.

    What can I do besides move (which I’m planning to do before autumn)? Would a note through their door explaining the situation and asking for their consideration be ok or rude? At least they could close their windows and try to a leep on their side.

    I’m currently filing the event under “More reasons to leave London”. It was bad enough that the guy above me falls asleep with his windows wide open and his Arabic TV channel on. I’ve Frequently been woken at 3am by his background noise of some Arabic talking/chantIng on TV.

    The disturbed sleep is starting to affect my mood significantly...

    • If you're moving anyway, have a word with him. Most people are unaware of how annoying they are. Not unique to London or Arabic people.Fax_Benson
    • talk to him like how any common people would.pango
    • well.. that's the thing, telling someone they snore, it's a sensitive situation...shapesalad
    • slip a note under the door. "hey cunt! everyone can hear you snore! shut the fucken window!"pango
    • Earplugsscarabin
    • The problem with earplugs is, this is the most expensive apartment I've rented in my life...shapesalad
    • Buy an islandpango
    • in my town, there's a massive amount of augmented exhaust systems on cars. its insane. thank god a sleep to rain/storm generator and good speakers.shellie
    • id just turn on air purifier and won't hear anything from the outside.pango
  • ben_4

    Just finished an amazing week at a cottage with the family. Since the border is still closed we can't go to our place in NY State but this was a great alternative. Motor-less lake with great trail riding close by and a happy toddler + family who've been respecting quarantine rules made for a huge refresh.

  • bainbridge2

    What should I do on my birthday with everything shut down?

    • spank the monkeyBusterBoy
    • A homemade lunch with your family or a zoom party with friendsOBBTKN
    • canoe, the ultimate social distancing watersport.shapesalad
  • Hayzilla0

    UK HELP

    About to go for a cycle and thought I'd get my first junk food in 4 months. Can any UK heads tell me if I can get a Burger King on a bike? Is it drive through only and do they let bikes through them?

    • You choose BURGER KING of all places?!
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    • ^ Only one round here Gordon Ramsay!Hayzilla
    • I think every branch is different - McDs on my walk to work was drive-thru only 'til last week, and now it's doing take-outs for pedos.. pedestrians.Nairn
    • had kid out y'day and needed to feed her lunch on the hoof. Partner asked what I'd fed her upon return and i joked 'half a McD's cheeseburger'Nairn
    • I kept the ruse going for at least a couple of minutes until my partner went from disbelief to possible belief to absolute conviction, getting madder every stepNairn
    • She was not much amused.Nairn
    • “Of course I didn’t let her eat half a burger honey. She prefers nuggets.”imbecile
    • Oh cmon. A little mcD won’t hurt your little one.monospaced
    • She's not even 18 months old - I can't begin to imagine even thinking McD's is ok for kids until they're about 7. I'll quite happily have it on occasion thoNairn
    • McD's never okay for your child, even if they're in their 90's. while you're at it "lord of all food", never ever give her sugar until she can buy it herself.imbecile
    • i knew Nairn would come sniffing round the notes to dispense his tree hugging, hipster ideologies upon me.Hayzilla
    • Anyway, I got a fucking puncture 500m from my house so had to walk back home and make yet another Tuna wrap for lunch. FMLHayzilla
    • nb & i did that more than nairn, who only shared personal experience with another user. target fixation maybe?imbecile
    • Hayzilla is pissed at me for a comment I made last year and somehow has an entirely peculiar impression of who I am. And yes, no sugar til she's 40.Nairn
    • it does amuse me how he thinks I'm a hipster though - I wasn't even a hipster when hipsters were hipsters.Nairn
    • @Nairn, I actually agree. I think it's awful stuff in general, despite having my cravings myself. My grandparents fed my son McD's burger at 2 and he's fine.monospaced
    • I believe the key to junk food is that it's never "normal." It's a special thing, it's always labeled junk, and it's never given when demanded.monospaced
    • And yeah, 18 months is quite young. But, good f'in luck keeping it out of their system for another 5+ years :)monospaced
    • @nairn, fuck that guy then ... "it's always labeled junk, and it's never given when demanded." if only this could become a memeimbecile
    • Huh? I AGREE with Nairn that it's not appropriate for children. It's my opinion that it should be labeled junk as a form of education.monospaced
    • What is possibly wrong with the parenting tactic of not feeding kids junk food simply because they demand it? Healthy balanced meals are always better.monospaced
    • i was agreeing with you. calm down.imbecile
    • Sorry. I thought you said "fuck that guy" in reference to me, before you mocked my point of view. My bad.monospaced
    • Look all I'm saying is, if I'm only having fast food a couple times a year, BK is never going to make the cut. Life's too short.
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    • BK and McD's are good for a quick fix. Better to go with Five Guys or nngh a sloppy ShakeShack. BETTER YET, just make the fucking things at home.Nairn
    • But hey, I'm totally down with wanting a junk food fix. I've eaten like 8 filthy kebab wraps over the past two weeks on my way home from work at midnight or so.Nairn
    • Not even great kebabs. Some Eastern European place on my way home, not even genuine Turkish. But fuck me, after 3 months of nothing, they're wonderfulNairn
    • To me a legit kebab might be unhealthy, but is a different class entirely from global fast food chains when it comes to food quality and nutrition.monospaced
    • I’ll take a shake shack or five guys over BK just because they aren’t growing nuggets in test tubes at some factory somewhere. Lol.monospaced