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- Bennn-1
Anyone know what is this interface?
- https://fr.wikihow.c…deadsperm
- lolBennn
- qmap dot pub********
- default electron?section_014
- Gardener3
found me a posh cloth record bag from a long defunct Scottish chainstore today
http://www.britishrecordshoparch…
- NBQ00-1
To live is to suffer.
Everyday fighting against getting older. Trying to stay fit and lean but there's stubborn belly fat that seems to be winning the war. The shoulder in pain from too much lifting but if I don't lift I get out of shape.
I sometimes hate the rat-race towards death.
- https://www.qbn.com/…imbecile
- this is funny, why?utopian
- lol bothNairn
- Hope you pull through mate.Ianbolton
- Nairn3
Instead of getting baby gates to stop my kid going places she shouldn't, i'm wondering instead about hacking one of those electrified dog collar things they have, which use proximal virtual fields that zap when the dog goes near something it shouldn't.
it could be so much more modular. no clumsy and inconvenient gates.
Anything that's a gold mine to a curious child - cupboards filled with cleaning products or fragile glassware, ovens, back of the computer desk, toilet, front door - just, fucking everywhere. Set up points and *schhhrt!* an electric shock every time she strays where she shouldn'ta. "Not there, my dear - Remember, electro-God's watching".
- Using a water spray bottle when she approaches the no-go areas seems like a more humane alternative.deadsperm
- ..with the electric collar?
I think i like your thinking.Nairn - https://www.amazon.c…********
- Managed exposure is preferable. Stopping a child going somewhere can potentially backfire. In my experience it's better to let them find out that some things...Morning_star
- ^ haha NairnBaskerviIle
- ...are not good for kids and they will learn a valuable lesson. Curiosity is enhanced when you say NO without context or consequence.Morning_star
- @m_s: :|
i'm joshing, obvs. High Japes!
'Demystification' is a personal buzzword my partner has come to hate. Keys, knives.. nngh chemicals are a hard one.Nairn - "So, my dear beloved daughter - here is why bleach is affy bad" *pours in eyes*Nairn
- This and the occasional McDonald's ... she'll be just fine :)monospaced
- Nairn1
Companies must be so fearful of negative social media press these days - I bought a packet of 'salami chips' the other day after spying them on promo for ages in my supermarket. I'd been eyeing them for months, but I try not to waste money on pointless stuff these days, so didn't buy one until a few days back, when I just caved in, needing a treat.
Opened them up and ... ew, they don't look great. Taste one, nup. Taste another, ewno. taste a third and spit it out - clearly there's something amiss with the packet.
Write a friendly complaint to the company, via email, explaining what had happened and included a photo of the packet and 'chips' in question and BOOMPH, now I have six packets that they've sent me for free. I only wanted a replacement one.
And now I'm here not quite doing social media promotion for them, of sorts. Clever girl.
- So were the replacements good or as awful as salami chips sound?ben_
- Basically just slightly crisp slices of very paprika-ish salami (Mangalitza products tend to be fairly similar to chorizo, i've found)Nairn
- send me oneimbecile
- how do i get a mailing address? just checked your homepage and there's no email linkNairn
- i suspect customs might have something to say about foreign meats, but fuckit, worth a try.Nairn
- you too, ben_, if you want.Nairn
- Nairn3
Having just opened a pack - ooh, they're quite nice too! First packet I bought was definitely fucked.
it's these guys -
Well done, nice Director cheap at Made for Drink - i did some social media promotion for you.
- Nairn2
I fucked up - sent a 10k sticker order out for production - all circles, but set the artwork upside down!
What a fool am I.
- rolls of stickers.Nairn
- I fucked my own shit joke.Nairn
- it's funny still.capn_ron
- client didn't think so.Nairn
- Ouch! I hate it when it happens, but now, with this shitty economy, it hurts even more, take it easy yo!OBBTKN
- @ob - to clarify - I didn't mess up and it wouldnt've mattered anyway, given they're circles and on rolls. I was just trying 'joke' here before I did on client.Nairn
- Nairn, your circle is upside down.capn_ron
- sarahfailin1
I have friends who are depressed, and they spend all their time shitposting on social media and doom-scrolling. And I have to wonder, are they doing that because they're depressed, or are they depressed because of what they're doing?
If I spent all my time on facebook and instagram, I would be depressed too.
- NBQ002
So I had a drunken monkey vision during sex that there'll be a nuclear war between US & China either next year or in 2022.
- lol that is so far
my last doner-killer request was that i should call her daddy. my thoughts during sex are are always about satisfaction so weird to see that******** - there are people who think about global politics while fucking********
- but to be honest I had a relationship where I had to think about everything else just to prolong satisfaction lol. :D********
- boner-killer instead of doner-killer lol********
- She wanted you to call her daddy? You call her daddy, or you pick up the phone and call her daddy. I am confused.dasohr
- Murder boner on a global scale?MondoMorphic
- boner-killer, not doner-killer. that makes a lot more sense in context.Nairn
- during sex. not on the phone, she asked that in an all night non fucking and whatever.********
- I was thinking Sted had met a possible serial killer in a kebab shop at first.PhanLo
- and no whatever :D made me think about it, and killed all the hype we had in a second.
fucken awful.******** - lol @kebab killer. what an easy cover-up solution that would be for milled-eastern hitmans********
- #milledeasternkebabm...renderedred
- urdererrenderedred
- Do you ever have any "visions" when having a wank? Asking for a friend.mrAtor
- lol that is so far
- pango11
Doing some side gig shooting kids dance video. The money is actually not bad for a side gig.
- Rich parents ftw!pango
- lolBennn
- https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
- Lol @rich parentsmaquito
- Sweet @pango! +********
- 20 bucks is 20 bucks.deadsperm
- kids dance video? like a music video but with a kid? dont understandBeeswax
- Pedo work, pedo dollars!deadsperm
- this is great work pango...
https://www.youtube.…imbecile - “Dance”Gnash
- i don't know why, but i thought you were asian. nice hat https://www.youtube.…imbecile
- awe yeah!moldero
- Awesome! You put some Illuminati ufo passing behind them, just amazing!futurefood
- @imbacile lol ya pretty much.pango
- Nahh man. Im that guy who does the sprinkler.pango
- fucking LOL!imbecile
- I reckon the dude who made and rapped on this is Son from qbn.eficks
- i_monk1
I've never seen a complete Bond movie. I've seen part of The Island of Dr. No, and part of The World is Not Enough.
- Try Casino Royale?section_014
- Die another day has lots of fencing, and that one madonna song that was dopescarabin
- I think I might marathon them all at some point.i_monk
- The originals with Connery... pacing is quite different. Less punching, more sleuthing. I find them more enjoyable overall, but Casino Royale is super fun.DRIFTMONKEY
- Same! Have no interest in seeing them eitherscruffics
- The Connery ones were good and based on the books -- by the 90s they devolved into Michael Bay style action movies.yuekit
- moonraker has good lasers.neverscared
- "The Island of Dr. No"?jagara
- Thought that was the name. Just Dr. No? That's not very Bondish.i_monk
- moldero0
My dog just got diagnosed with Diabetes, now I have to start shooting him up with insulin 'r whatever, fuckin sucks, hes only 8.
- he's not even fat, wtfmoldero
- :(BusterBoy
- :(PonyBoy
- Did you feed him too many carbs or some wrong diet?NBQ00
- Did you feed him with Burgers and Coca-Cola/ Soda? Never heard of animals getting diabetes.NBQ00
- vet said it was genetic. a friend of mine has Diabetic cats, I never thought I'd go through the same shit with my doggo, sucks.moldero
- Bennn0
Is there any extension/addon fro Firefox out there to automatically hide some specific words in your browser ???
- https://addons.mozil…imbecile
- thanks, iam surprised you helped me imbecileBennn
- lolmonospaced
- ********-1
I've never seen a complete Star Wars movie. I've seen most of Episode 1 The Phantom Menace, and parts of the one where Luke meets Han Solo
- https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
- May the force be with you********
- I did see all of Spaceballs as a kid but didn't get most of the jokes. Obviously********
- Actually I'm sure I saw Spaceballs at least twice. Hahaha. Why********
- Empire Strikes Back is a masterpiece, but you need to watch the first to at least have context. Worth it. The rest are ho hum except for the A+ imagination.inteliboy
- https://www.bbc.co.u…webazoot
- Never seen Titanic. That's that.********
- Titanic is ok for a summer blockbuster / disaster movie. Compared to 2012 or Day After Tomorrow, it's great!********
- Cameron actually found the real Titanic too.********
- There was a radio series called 'I've never seen Star Wars'. Mainly involved footlights/Fringe types unfortunately.Doris_McSquirter
- https://en.wikipedia…Doris_McSquirter
- eficks6
finding myself a bit hungry, so i may go and get a snack
- pango0
I've never seen a complete episode of star trek... it's all so boring...
Most of my knowledge of star trek came from memes and people who wouldn't stop talking about star trek.- Same hereOBBTKN
- Likewiseeficks
- TNG will teach a man literally everything he needs to know to live a full and wholesome life. All of life's questions are answered within.********
- Ugggh another onepango
- Pangz give TNG a trygarbage
- Fascinating.microkorg
- trekkie here tng is super cool.renderedred
- The one with Kirk and Spock is garbage.i_monk
- Blasphemy! I'll Kirk double fist hammer you for saying that!_niko
- TNG, Season 3 and up is amazing.
Before that? Just watch the episode where Data gets laid.futurefood - +1Krassy
- same hereBennn
- Ditto********
- i'm going to make you watch.********
- and what about the new movies?********
- your loss pango!ernexbcn
- The Abrams movies are trash.i_monk
- i think those are made for a broader audience. pango should watch 2009.
https://www.imdb.com…******** - grew up in the 70's and 80's watching the original series with my folks... loved it.exador1
- watched TNG as a teen and loved it tooexador1
- my wife hates it, so clearly it's not for everyone. enjoy what you like.exador1
- Live long and may the Prime Directive be with you.fooler
- The new animated show looks like it has promisejaylarson
- TOS is fun. And the original animated series. I’d check those out firstscarabin
- scarabin turned me on to that original animated series couple years back, fuckin loved that shit, great stoner/sleeper watchmoldero
- Some ST is awful, some is wonderful. Problem is, you need to be invested in it to appreciate how good some of the eps are - they're hidden gemsNairn
- I need to get through discovery and picard but they’re both so full of themselves they didn’t grab mescarabin
- ohhh no! there are so many of you!!!pango
- ya Abrams movies are good for people who doesn't want to get too deep into the lore. small bite disposable action movie.pango
- Honestly i’m just a “monster of the week” kind of a guyscarabin
- https://youtu.be/-6Z…pango
- There are also people trying to make me watch Stargate....pango
- You should watch Stargate.i_monk
- The one where Kirk fights that lizard cunt is good.Doris_McSquirter
- no thanks. they all seem really boring....pango
- scarabin2
Just “built” a mac on the apple website that would cost $43,000
How fucking even–
- DON'T THINK
PRESS BUY
RIGHT NOW
PRESS BUYNairn - Remove the 6ft Thunderbolt-3 cable, the wheels and the monitor stand, new price $9,900NBQ00
- the one and only Mac pro in the office was exactly $50,947.98 lol********
- PC equivalent probably $3-4k + an OS you can actually customizemoldero
- my mac pro trash can is in the closet where it belongs. aint ever going back to apple, I like the dark side. "PC Master Race!"moldero
- Yup, current Mac Pro might be the last one for me as well. I prefer my Windows box by a long mile.zarkonite
- I agree, been using PC since last October.Maaku
- they are going into luxury products i heard a couple of years ago, guess they arrived.neverscared
- got a hackintosh and i'm accessing my office macbook with remote desktop most of the times. clean as new, it's only existence is representation.********
- most of the workforce is using a mac, I feel like an old relic lol********
- Always feels good/great to max out a "concept" mac, eh @scarabin?
: )ideaist - Where’s the best place to look/research if one was considering switching from Mac to PC?calculator
- ^ follow Linus Tech tips on YouTubemoldero
- because of that channel, I build them now, super easy and super cheap for really fast rigsmoldero
- It's usually the solid state storage that accounts for the bulk of the price.monospaced
- Do both! I use a Mac laptop and iMac for remote and certain things in the shop. My monster video editor PC - $4,900. The exact same specs on Apple - $29,000.toemaas
- I’m thinking of switching to pc too... but scared like a good fanboy.MrT
- a truck or a computer, what do you want?Bennn
- I want a pimpin’ AE workstation. I’m in Aus so can’t get a Puget for examples.MrT
- standard ssds are old and M2 drive prices are decent now monomoldero
- Yeah but when you want a huge SSD m.2 you pay huge amounts. I’m referring to the Mac Pro also. It’s hard to get that price without the huge ssdsmonospaced
- When the new Mac Pros were released I configured a 20-25k box, then found the same config on a HP workstation for over 30k so...********
- Get a PC, never look back. I will guide thy hand to unlimited sources for 'anything' really.********
- Love me some windows viruses. click herejaylarson
- auto updates while you're rendering video? checkjaylarson
- Viruses have been more of a problem on Macs than PC for years now and you can actually turn off auto-updates in Win10, if you dig around.Nairn
- The former and latter points there being very much related...Nairn
- The egregious aspects of Win10 are telemetry and sometimes awful OS UI, with mixes of types from decades of backwards compatability.Nairn
- you can remove these things from windows, not like from iOs, macOs.********
- jaylarson: the update on mac is way more annoying. That fucking window in the top right at every boot, no way to cancel or ignore just push to tomorrow forever.zarkonite
- the silent update that pops up, never makes a sound, and slips away a moment later?monospaced
- Yes that one, it won't let you schedule later, skip it or how about don't even check for updates I'll do it myself. Windows just does it discreetly lets me knowzarkonite
- later as part of the list of notifications and not a popup window.zarkonite
- DON'T THINK
- zarkonite2
https://arstechnica.com/science/…
"Bacteria live despite burial in seafloor mud for 100 million years
Ancient communities of bacteria jump to life with a fresh meal."WTF, as if this year hasn't been bad enough these mofos are bringing ancient bacterias to life!!@#$$#%&%^
- Wait until we bring soil samples from Mars.
Don't watch that movie Life.********
- Wait until we bring soil samples from Mars.
- ********0
I'm going all in into 2 SF books:
- Last and First Men
- Star Maker- Make that 3 with The World Bellow
https://www.fadedpag…******** - Star Maker is such a great book! Quite hard to read though, but still one of the best ever. Didn't read any others from him, perhaps I should.pseud
- Make that 3 with The World Bellow