For a better tomorrow.
For a better tomorrow.
- Bluejam10
- haha so depressingmilfhunter
- lolGuyFawkes
- the depressing part is that they made the sign. Just put some bananas out ffs.monospaced
- LOL. an absolute classicdkoblesky
- This made me laugh out loud and believe me I needed it. Thanks for postingdkoblesky
- better than no banana's.shapesalad
- You can only one, ok? It says 'A' banana. dont be greedydkoblesky
- Michelle Obamas school lunch program?Hayoth
- LOLpalimpsest
- It seems like a cheap offering, but a Banana.. imagine you had to produce a banana while living in the UK. You'd have to travel to tropics, bring one back.shapesalad
- the banana is in exchange for the 9-7pm long hourspinkfloyd
- So you should be grateful of a banana, it's a luxury item, brought on a ship, filled with a gas to suppress ripening, grown in the tropics.shapesalad
- It's amazing that you can buy and eat a banana in gloomy UK in the middle of winter. So whether I pay or my boss, I'd appreciate it.shapesalad
- 卐 The Racist Hayomook Strikes Again 卍utopian
- Wow, Hayoth. Really?
Even for you, that's... really horrid.Nairn
- Akagiyama1
- I was Dat, but now I'm Dis.
Also, aka 'Bottomings' from JKL-A.Continuity - "toppings" belong under the patty for support. disimbecile
- We should start calling them 'accessories'.Continuity
- Dis over Vegan "Patty" or inbetween or with extra stuff like caramelized onion, mushrooms or sour cucumber. Never dat.oey_oey
- Dat.Nairn
- I could maybe accept lettuce under the patty. The onion and the tomato need to meld with the cheese and the top sauces though. Not 'imo', 'Fact' :)Nairn
- nairn is totes correctomundo on this most important of mattershans_glib
- Dis is fo Ding Dongs
Dat is Where its atutopian - Dat, agree. They're called toppingsmisterhow
- I was Dat, but now I'm Dis.
- Krassy0
- Nobuyoshi Arakigrafician
- david baileyhans_glib
- Helmut Newtonface_melter
- Ian BrownFax_Benson
- Ansel Adamsutopian
- Lei CaBluejam
- Brandon Lee
Also LOL@BluejamContinuity
- Krassy0
- Remi Malik & Sharon StoneMorning_star
- Bruce Willis and Billy Idolrzu-rzu
- yazoohans_glib
- Dave Gahan and Brigitte Nielsenface_melter
- Simon Cowell & Rita OraBluejam
- That rich guy with bitches but without beard and that swedish model that was married to Stallone. am I right?oey_oey
- utopian0
- Elon MuskNBQ00
- honey boborenderedred
- Julian Assangefadein11
- Axel RoseBluejam
- Val Kilmergrafician
- Full Rim Glasseshelloeatbreathedrive
- Joris BohnsonFax_Benson
- Martin GoreKrassy
- Val Antwoordfuturefood
- Dave MustaineContinuity
- Gardener26
blog
A brand new book about the music scene in my old hometown Milton Keynes has just been published. There are lots of great stories about the bands and gigs and DJ's that have played a part in it's musical history - much bigger than you might imagine.
I'm chuffed to bits to see I have been given a whole page!
- not available in all good bookshops, yet
https://py.pl/ObvQgGardener - top stuffhans_glib
- "..and flush with success". Oh!Nairn
- congratsKrassy
- nice, congrats!oey_oey
- noice!fadein11
- cheers guys, the book may get me a few more listeners - no bad thing!Gardener
- Cool!! +1 manOBBTKN
- really? not even the Eno/U2 stuff?futurefood
- +1garbage
- Brilliant. I will now stop referring to Sydney as Milton Keynes on Sea.MrT
- Thats awesome, congrats!instrmntl
- Amazing, and the show has been going since 1991 wowyuekit
- +1 congrats!Continuity
- not available in all good bookshops, yet
- sted9
- Ramanisky25
- :Dsted
- I ❤ Ass Munchersutopian
- I miss it, too, Dr Ellis.
I miss it, too.Continuity
- Bennn0
blog
I want to buy an inkjet printer, there's a shortage it seems... lots of them are back order. Probably cuz Covid, i guess.
- It almost like everyone needed one for work or something... :)ETM
- Yeah.. I want one to make prints of my pictures. I'll have to wait I guess. I checked everywhere possible, all models are back order everywhere.Bennn
- Combination of everyone working from home, few owning printers for a while and supply chain slowdownnb
- There are so many products that are hard to buy!nb
- What about laser printers?ben_
- inkjet better for photo.pango
- those inks costs like a bitch tho.pango
- I recently bought a cheapo laser for day to day prints - I'm never buying an inkjet again. If I want photos printed, I'll take them to a shop.Nairn
- ^ same. 100%Gnash
- Dont get an Epson 15000. I fucking hate mine.instrmntl
- Same Nairn. I got a $80 Brother black laser. Wouldn’t go ink again.monospaced
- :D Sounds like it's probably the exact same one I got, mono!Nairn
- Even if I still did design for print and needed to iterate quick and print tests I'd probably just stump up for a colour laser.Nairn
- I've had two half-decent colour inkjets over my years and both of them ended up driving me insane at some dark late hour. Not worth the bother, or expense.Nairn
- SimonFFM16
- haha, that's awesomemonospaced
- You didn't choose the playboy life, the playboy life chose you.palimpsest
- Haha, I don‘t take things seriously. It’s all just fun.SimonFFM
- yupGuyFawkes
- I did it all for the nookie...Come on
The nookie...Come on...So you can take that cookie...And Stick it up your,
yeah!utopian - wow you are very smarti_was
- desmo4
Home Coffee Makers?
Have been loving this. Super easy and clean up is a breeze. Can make really strong coffee too.
- +1000 when I'm not using the Jura I posted before, Areopress is the way to goakiersky
- Ya, I use this tooGnash
- Awsome, I have to get one! Maybe two.Sellies
- Penis Pump?utopian
- Mug mug mugmaquito
- lol utop.
'morning wank and coffee to go please'fadein11 - This was great during my 14 day quarantineinstrmntl
- only concern is toxins from the plastic/rubber getting into coffee.shapesalad
- Krassy1
- I'm totally ready for dis.Continuity
- Have we learned fucking nothing from ghostbustersscarabin
- Dat. We learned from Ghostbusters that themes can't carry a shit script.MrT
- FFSGuyFawkes
- I look forward to how they handle Bond's promiscuity.monNom
- I'm not a fan of the James Bond franchise, it's predictable and stale. I'm also not a fan of altering source material as a means of redressing gender imbalancesBaskerviIle
- Rather than creating female versions of (male franchises) Ghostbusters, Ocean's 11, James Bond...why not create new better films centred on female characters?BaskerviIle
- idris?misterhow
- when is bond going to be a minority-transgender...renderedred
- ... bisexual comminazi...renderedred
- would be nice to see the extreme opposite of Bond, a character that I really don't like.oey_oey
- like a poc that's queer and super feminist. a transgender Bond would also be interesting. for real or for fun. I would like to see that.oey_oey
- if it''s a white guy again I will continue not to see Bond movies. Got tired of them in the 60's already.oey_oey
- A great way to kill your franchise.utopian
- Whitey's around the world will boycott 007utopian
- renderedred2
- math checks out. but that would be socialism, what are we a bunch of commis?_niko
- lolGuyFawkes
- i wouldn't mind being a comminazi with a billion dollars.renderedred
- I was just thinking that Jeff Bezos is real life Santa Claus – guy can legitimately deliver to all the world's children in one night, and he already knows...BaskerviIle
- ...what's on their lists and all their behaviours etc. Only difference is his elves and reindeer are underpaid workersBaskerviIle
- Do Santa's elves and reindeer get paid?Nairn
- hmm, maybe not, will have to consult primary source material: Elf w/Will FerrellBaskerviIle
- Maths isn't a strong point round here is it? Try he could give every person *1* dollarcomicsans
- @comicsans, seriously, that's the first thing I noticed too. Are people that stupid?monospaced
- also. bezos doesn't *have* 121 billion dollars, the value of his stock + assets is $186 billion. if he sold all his stock at once it would tank the valuesarahfailin
- he would profit, though, so it doesn't really matter :)monospaced
- @comicsans, obviously the reason the tweet was posted was because the humour in how wildly off the maths is. Anyway, it's $17 each that Jeff owes usBaskerviIle
- @sarah and even in the wildly hypothetical situation where he did give one billion to everyone on earth, having a billion dollars would be the new $0.garbage
- Then you'd have 6.9bn broke billionaires waiting in line for $100,000 lattes.garbage
- exactly_niko
- It’s just a troll tweet. There’s plenty of those going around and people think it’s real.NBQ00
- Yeah. It taking traction as a troll tweet just shows how dumb half of our country is. If they can't do basic math, how can they comprehend the dismal science?garbage
- Ability to end poverty with only 1$ would be amazing.SimonFFM
- At least this serves to point out the real problem. It's not about how much one person has but how little some (not most) have.palimpsest
- The error is not in bad maths but in wanting to benefit every person.palimpsest
- Stop scratching your ass and work fucking commiei_was
- Mer il et fou.palimpsest
- @palimpsest Agreed.garbage
- Yup lol that math totally checks out.pango
- Bezos doesn't have 121 billion dollars.nb
- There are more than 7 billion people.nb
- It would cost more than 1 billion to give each person 1 billion because there are fees.nb
- I'm just writing nonsense because this thread is so dumbnb
- This is the way.palimpsest
- grafician3
- Green GiantGuyFawkes
- Akira KurosaladBluejam
- ^LOLGuyFawkes
- @Bluejam LOL!Krassy
- Yes bluejam!_niko
- lol @ Kurosalad, nice.Fax_Benson
- Legendgarbage
- Señor Pangoutopian
- David SuzukiContinuity
- MiyazakiOBBTKN
- Satoshi NakamotoKrassy
- Kids In The Hall's Bruce McCull? https://vignette.wik…bezoar
- LOL @ Blue!!Akagiyama
- iewiew iamilfhunter
- al weeweehans_glib
- Ramanisky23
- it's good, racking brain to remember the 90s track the main beeping bg loop is from... it'll come to meprophetone
- ^ It does sound very familiar.Ramanisky2
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