For a better tomorrow.
For a better tomorrow.
- imbecile5
- I'll be using Lato on the Stationery and web page so maybe I really should go for Lato. looks good, thanks!mnk_b
- ah! you took the one with the dot furthest from slash.mnk_b
- ACcannonball1978
- Akagiyama1
- dis very cold when it's really hot
dat any other daymnk_b - Aye. No way that can be either or.
Summer / winter.
Before / after dinner.Fax_Benson - dis: i'm a sucker for a good wheat beerimbecile
- dark.pango
- disutopian
- datshapesalad
- but dis in summershapesalad
- disSquiddy
- dis.
dat always feels like a whole mealfuturefood - dat to start. Dis to continuesarahfailin
- BothMrT
- dis very cold when it's really hot
- OBBTKN7
Signs your getting old?
When you back home from a 30 km bike ride totally wasted... I need to lose weight and exercise more during weekdays
But... Now I'm going to prepare a delicious paella for my family and have got a pair of fresh cider bottles waiting in the fridge, calling me!
Priorities
- how long did your ride take?imbecile
- 1h, the plan was to ride around 3 hours, but was too tiredOBBTKN
- i do a similar ride of just over 20 miles in an hour so i wanted to compareimbecile
- At first I thought you meant that you got beers afterward. That's awesome man... just keep at it.notype
- First run I had a little over a month ago, could barely make 1mi. I was weezing and panting allovertheplace. Today did 5mi non-stop.notype
- ^running.notype
- @imbecile: 20mph average speed? You should race. That's a hell of a pace.section_014
- @section, if you can not done this average, better don't waste time wearing the lycras, lolOBBTKN
- Akagiyama0
- not there yetFixMiller
- the future, where women don't complainrobotron3k
- Does that mean husbands will have to fuck the stove?bezoar
- The future where robo doesn't complain about women complaining.pango
- just download the handjob app 3.1, I've heard good thingsTurboslacker
- that's a dumb futureimbecile
- The future is coming soon pango https://m.imgur.com/…robotron3k
- https://i2.wp.com/me…drgs
- Too soon.too soon
Meet the B.C. man who implants technology to increase his physical capabilities
https://www.cbc.ca/n…pango - are the arms controlled by the guy in the video screen?Squiddy
- NBQ000
Signs your getting old?
It's weird. Could it be that I'm a young soul trapped in a mid 30's body?
When I see women my age I think "man, do they look old". But I'm much more attracted and feel like I belong to 21-26 year olds.
Generally when I see people my age I feel like I'm 5-10 years younger than them most often.
- I see some pretty decent 30+ women in bikini's on the beaches near Lisbon.shapesalad
- By the time you hit 40 that's called being a 'creep'hotroddy
- nobody "feels" their agedorf
- lol hotroddyNBQ00
- Smoking and drinking take a toll on the body. I think most people do today -- has a huuuge impact. I feel the same way you do but I'm not attracted to younger.notype
- aslip3
blog
This day at the office is dragging on and on. Humans aren't supposed to live this way. I should be on a beach with my family or something. I can't wait to tap out of this 9-5 lifestyle.
- Specially after you had Bandeja Paisa for lunch. I need a nap.Maaku
- summer is overrrrrdocpoz
- been freelancing for 18 months now :)pinkfloyd
- 9-5 lifestyle is the dream! try 9-7+ in london...shapesalad
- ^OBBTKN
- Or 7 / 19 freelancingOBBTKN
- what shape says. drives you downmugwart
- 9-5 M-F is easy. Try another job.freedom
- I’m running 2 side businesses. I have my share of extra hours. Just saying this “time for money” trade is not for me.aslip
- Akagiyama6
- I don'tmaquito
- million percentben_
- Signs you're getting oldMaaku
- who is this boy?pinkfloyd
- Pinkfloyd, our here on the West coast we have professional basketball players.HijoDMaite
- The greatest shooter evah!wagshaft
- mehpinkfloyd
- #1, he is not a boy.
Read a little about him.notype - not even the best player on the teamimbecile
- ^pinkfloyd
- yeah. still, not a boy.notype
- a gurlpinkfloyd
- We all know it's not cool to call black men 'boy' right?sarahfailin
- "meh", really? guy changed the game.ben_
- by tossing mouth pieces at refs like a gurlpinkfloyd
- sarafailin, some are beyond reasoning.notype
- ben_notype
- ^ was a thumb up emoji.
I lol’ed at this image for the record... not to get off track ;)notype
- Continuity4
Signs your getting old?
I had to ask a kid stocking shelves at the supermarket last evening what was written on a package, because I didn't have my glasses on. And I don't even look that old.
Ugh.
- lolpango
- ouchFax_Benson
- I just take a photo with my phone and zoom infaxion
- 44 and asking kids for help reading shit. Fuck me.Continuity
- now go blame young designers for not being aware of sight problems in the post 40 target audience and using to small type:)uan
- I'm nearsighted, zero problem with this, a smile on my face when my friends need to put their glasses on to read something...OBBTKN
- A sad revenge for me after a life wearing glasses or contactsOBBTKN
- I can see small texts and offset dots like a human thread counterOBBTKN
- (iPhone, magnifying glass app. ftw)Gnash
- 2 years ago - a night of dancing coke and booze, ended up with a week long hangover which turned out to be a subdural hematoma...necromation
- don't bounce back like the old days... 44 and learningnecromation
- Fuck the creators of fine print!Turboslacker
- I had perfect eye sight until 1.5 years ago, then BAM!, like almost overnight it just vanished. Not to glasses yet, but wow, it changes fast!formed
- So when you get old you can't see closer. But I'm already near sighted... i can't see far. Does that mean I'm just gonna go blind or back to normal?pango
- mekk13
Punches For:
lil Xan, lil Pump, 6IX9INE, Quavo, Smokepurpp etc.
- Git off m'lawnbezoar
- Yeah i'll upvote this, that whole scene is destined for the garbage heap.ben_
- Suicidal “rappers”.maquito
- look up "Bhad Bhabie" - this brat is 15 years old ffsmekk
- < This should be in the 'Signs you're getting old' threadMorning_star
- /\ Fair and probably true.ben_
- All that music sounds like junkies on valium. Shit music is shit music. Maybe you need to be on Xanax to get it.PhanLo
- What's with the lilpump and Kayne track. why bother constructing sentences, why not just say all the naughty words you know.shapesalad
- My parents generation thought exactly the same about Minor Threat, Fugazi, GBH, Black Flag. Their parents thought the same about Bill Haley, Chuck Berry and...Morning_star
- ...Elvis. The fact that you don't like it or you don't understand it or it's basic and ill considered or the lyrics are meaningless is a good thing, more...Morning_star
- ...power to them. So fuck you grandad. ;)Morning_star
- No, because TALENT. I’m ok with Dua Lipa, but don’t compare Chuck Berry to LilXan pops; no talent: no respect.maquito
- Damn straightdavey_g
- You sound like a Daily Mail opinion editor.Morning_star
- section_0145
Punches For:
Seemingly every person I'm behind at an ATM. Mother-fucker, what is taking you so long?!! Why are you tapping the screen 20 times? Why did you have to put the card in again to do other shit? Yeah, there's no money in there, you can't trick it. Get your $10 out, and fuck off.
- I always seem to get behind someone who seems to be finalizing a merger & acquisition deal, or something. involving multiple cards and envelopes.Gnash
- LolHayoth
- I'm super quick at ATM, I have my hand there waiting for the card to come out, read for the cash to go straight in the wallet.shapesalad
- But everyone else seems to be using an ATM for the first time, completely lost to as where their card comes out, surprised and unprepared for money appearing.shapesalad
- completely agree. get with the fucking program people!sarahfailin
- chukkaphob0
- the first oneimbecile
- 4Morning_star
- No idea.i_monk
- @i_monk cover the right side of each symbol and look at what's left on the left side ;-)chukkaphob
- ? = yespockets
- nochukkaphob
- I would say 3islandbridge
- 4pango
- son of a bitchdrgs
- 8, because aliens don't eat pancakes while wearing hats.lemmy_k
- 2renderedred
- GoldBennn
- 1dorf
- It's 4. This shit is what IQ tests are made of.section_014
- 1inftech
- 1Hayzilla
- 4Krassy
- I think this is bullshit right?_niko
- chukkaphob0
- 87Morning_star
- 87capn_ron
- 87Krassy
- L8imbecile
- Nobody paints the numbers inside the parking spaces.Maaku
- @imbecile ha!Krassy
- I give up. how do you get 87.hotroddy
- ^ I hung myself by the feet to a lamp post and figured it out. Piece of cake bro.maquito
- THE NUMBERS ARE UPSIDE DOWN!!!!
-he shouted..excited that he'd figured it out...exador1 - the "1" was suspicious, then the "8" so yeah, 87Bennn
- #Bennsplaining LOLchukkaphob
- Kewl-odocpoz
- Handicapped. Must provide 1 HC space for every 6 parking spaces.BustySaintClaire
- Ɫ8noneck
- let me bennnsplain it to yaBennn
- desreversarahfailin
- 128. This is how I worked it out: 16 - 10 = 06. 68 + 20 = 88. [128] - 30 = 98. That's the pattern, increments of 10, + then -shapesalad
- Simples. Next.shapesalad
- Lol I was just about to say the type face is drawn really badly as the upper part of the 8 is too big...Chimp
- @shapesalad LOLchukkaphob
- imbecile5
- Brazzers?Turboslacker
- Valium?PhanLo
- very cool campaign. The illustrator got some great work out of it, that's for sure.dopepope
- Hold up. I just got it!microkorg
- Lady, your kid is crying for a reason.ben_
- Dude, train your fucking dogs.ben_
- Guy, don't date the mom and the daughter.ben_
- Just a bunch of Dr. Avoido'sben_
- _niko3
Vid of the Day
Kid runs in front of moving bus, driver slams on brakes and honks horn, kid says “shit the fuck up”, then:
- *shut the fuck up_niko
- I understand the problem with a grown ass man slapping a kid, but at least the man's approach had a positive purpose. The kid had a punk attitude, deal with itmaquito
- ^in anticipation to the very likely upcoming morality discussion :)maquito
- The moral can also be read as getting fired for teaching a lesson.maquito
- Didn't seem that out of order. The circus surrounding it seemed the most idiotic part.PhanLo
- Don’t condone violence but a slap was perfect in this situation, ie didn’t want to hurt the kid just hurt his pride and make him re think his shitty existence_niko
- educational slapMilan
- i wouldn't suggest it if both parties are not mono-racial.hotroddy
- "educational slap" - brilliantly put!microkorg
- https://youtu.be/V4a…microkorg
- slinky2
News of the day...
Adobe buying Marketo for $4.75B, https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/20/…
- old newssted
- they also bought magento recentlyGnash
- I still haven't gotten over them buying MacroMedia and ruining my career by binning Freehand.shapesalad
- Can't build it...then buy it!utopian
- ffs... PLEASE clean up that shit, Adobe... it's garbage as-is... why clients demand it be used still blows my mind :/PonyBoy
- lol @ gnashpockets
- i thought that was a spelling error.. ignore mepockets
- ^ so did I at first, actuallyGnash
- monospaced2
Apple
Really disappointed that they got rid of Touch ID completely. I prefer using a fingerprint to unlock my phone over having it unlock, whether I like it or not, every time I pick it up and it sees my face. Sometimes I just want to see what time it is. If it unlocks every time, then it becomes a slight hinderance, in my opinion.
- Did yours ever work 100% (or even like 75%) of the time monospaced? I never had great luck with it and now it's "dust in the wind" technology...
*sigh*ideaist - yes, Touch ID works 90% of the time. only issue was when finger was wet ... not really understanding the downvotes here either, it's just an opinionmonospaced
- ^ same. the only time it didn't work was when finger was wet. otherwise I like it and prefer to just check notifications without unlocking the phoneGnash
- You're doing it wrong. Looking at it doesn't unlock it and go to the home screen you have to initiate the swipe up. If you just wan to look at time just tap it.ArmandoEstrada
- I like the touch id thing very much. works on my macbook too. How's the face recognition with beards?Morning_star
- I'm in the habit of my thumb landing on the touch id as i pull my phone from my pocket. face id can't do that. :(imbecile
- @Armando, thanks. I'm not doing anything wrong, btw, since I don't use an iPhone with Face recognition. Requiring a swipe ALSO is a hinderance.monospaced
- Great news then: you don't have to upgrade your phone, your iPhone 6 still does the job.raf
- #SEimbecile
- SE is newer than 6. In fairness, 5s is doing great on iOS 12.raf
- I’m on the 8. It’s not even a year old yet.monospaced
- But when I am ready to upgrade in a year or so, I know there won’t be Touch ID.monospaced
- I'm not even ready to say good bye to the headphone jack.raf
- The headphone thing is so annoying. Plus, the new macs need a DONGLE to connect the flagship iPhone, or their own lightning headphones. Makes no sense.monospaced
- Did yours ever work 100% (or even like 75%) of the time monospaced? I never had great luck with it and now it's "dust in the wind" technology...
