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- pango5
- If you think your day is sucking, remember Andrew Tate is still in jail. Then you’ll brighten right up!pango
- no bars on those windowsautoflavour
- he's like Rapunzel locked up in a tower. except he's got no hair to escape. the guards know what they're doing.pango
- he's got a pretty mouthGuyFawkes
- alpha dawgprophetone
- AwwwNBQ00
- Beta Bitch Boyutopian
- “Loser Rolls With Losers, Winner Rolls With Winners”
― Andrew Tateneverscared - Gigantic douche surrounds himself with more gigantic douchesjagara
- his face looks like a penismilfhunter
- ShenanigansTV6
Artificial Intelligence
For the last few months, I've been working on a Macromedia Flash-style vector app. It's at a point where I feel like it's good enough to share. Give it a go and let me know if you have any feedback or suggestions.
- Nice!prophetone
- this is amazingautoflavour
- nah for real, when flash died so much of my digital drawing died with it, illustrator was so cumbersome and just didnt do what flash did.autoflavour
- this is legit amaze. are you planning on releasing it as a standalone app? nothing against the web version, but offline is everythingautoflavour
- and if so, please for the love of all that is holy dont do subscription model. OWN THINGS BE HAPPIERautoflavour
- ownthingsbehappy.com… .. just registeredautoflavour
- This is bonkers. Can we see some examples of stuff you made with it?yuekit
- NBQ004
- David Bowiedbloc
- Owen Wilsonutopian
- moment of collisionkingsteven
- Diana from pandora with love.ApeRobot
- yuekit4
The World is Fucked
Mirror Life
Preventing a new form of synthetic life before it becomes an irreversible global risk
- New existential risk to humanity just droppedyuekit
- abortion innitrobthelad
- jfcContinuity
- Blade Runner Vibesutopian
- Chirality.palimpsest
- jagara13
blog
I spent a week in Budapest. I miss it. What a beauty.
I hope they never build new houses, just renovate the old ones.
Ugh. I miss the old world. I wasn't even around for it. But i love what's left.
- Old stones are sexy. Period.OBBTKN
- Budapest is beautiful.renderedred
- Thinking about going there in October. Have you been there with kids?Longcopylover
- loved it, even with shit weather.milfhunter
- I was there alone, but I think it' would be a fine city for a family trip :)jagara
- Did you prefer Buda or Pest?Krassy
- Spent most of my time in Pest, but both are lovely.jagara
- Akagiyama2
- Kalshi odds lean to suicideutopian
- damnNBQ00
- I read she had an abusive bf who beat/ punched her. Curious if he had any involvement in this or if it was suicide (because of him)?NBQ00
- I thought she was married to one of the Klitchko bros which I thought was weird because he was literally 4 times bigger than her_niko
- That was long time ago, niko. They split (I think she battled with depression & alcoholism a lot after they had a kid together)NBQ00
- Rip :'(OBBTKN
- Born AFTER many of us, which is tragic AND an eye opener on life, depression, etc. etc. etc.ideaist
- ^ thisrenderedred
- Another privileged rich person died. Damn. I guess I have no choice but to get on with my less privileged and less expensive life.cotton
- save the dolphins :(pango
- Her and Michelle Trachtenberg gone at the same age. Wild.shellie
- exposes rich white dude as a pedo, dies.GuyFawkes
- jagara7
- oh SimonFFautoflavour
- He was active until pretty recently...jagara
- Wow, that was an amazingly important video.CyBrainX
- Deke sum sah in a seffa nah!bezoar
- +++renderedred
- Continuity2
- As soon as I saw this thread up top, I knew what it was, lolNairn
- I genuinely do though. It's not a nice smell as such, but it's the sort of smell I can imagine might've been used as a base note in an old perfumeNairn
- "It rubs the butter into the asparagus piss, otherwise it gets the hose again".Nairn
- L'ew, wtf du toiletteNairn
- In a similar vein, eat a bowl of puffed wheat cereal. The whiff of your piss will haunt you for weeks after that.Continuity
- haha. Stay classy Nairn. Im sure 'does your wee smell after eating asparagus?" was a Richard Herring emergency question.Ianbolton
- Not everyone is is affected by AsparagusIanbolton
- jagara5
QBN Lore
General bullying
- Fuck off!palimpsest
- < Timeline insultjagara
- Do you even know bullying is?Ianbolton
- Bullying is? Who is that?jagara
- https://i.haasie.com…garbage
- Bullying the bully was funGuyFawkes
- Well, bully for youjagara
- renderedred10
- Ummm actually it's still loud as fuck in the library with the silencer. Just won't hurt your ear as bad.pango
- how would you know that?renderedred
- because my ear still hurtspango
- Oh, sorry.renderedred
- here's the rough numbers I just looked up. most guns 150-170dB. A silencer supresses at most 30dB. at 120dB is the same loudness as an ambulance siren.pango
- movies lied to us!! :(pango
- Totally man!renderedred
- _me_0
The "I hate Adobe Illustrator" Club
Please Adobe - name your file extensions to .illy - make them known as illy files and stop this confusion with .ai - Clients are so confused and its exhausting explaining to them time and time again....
- I just say 'vector' fileprophetone
- .vec - yup, better._me_
- I'm unalived.palimpsest
- They were here first. No confusion.monospaced
- If you're facing this regularly, I'd just insert a default line in your emails explaining the file extension.Nairn
- Technically only one of them is right and accurate and the other can fuck off._niko
- Just rename artificial intelligence, load of bollocks (lob). Illustrator had it years first.sab
- Ultimate test to tell genxers apart from genZmaikel
- Gardener4
- HA HA WHAT A LOSER NO CARjagara
- or money. What a fucking bum!Ianbolton
- HA HA BUT THE CAR IS WORSE I HOPE HE DIESjagara
- NO CAR NO LOVE THAT IS THE RULE OF EARTHjagara
- HA HAjagara
- haha. Like how does even get anywhere without a fucking car. What an absolute dry dick.Ianbolton
- With a bike or public transport. Never owned a car.jagara
- Depends on where you live, of course.jagara
- To be fair, i drive my partners car, live in her house and I have very little money.Ianbolton
- So that's basically you in that meme :)jagara
- jagara6
- One of usmort_
- https://www.qbn.com/… yup, come back!jagara
- dmay7
- I see Vin Diesel in thereGuyFawkes
- wow_me_
- damn what a throwback, nice time capsule, miss a lot of these peeps_niko
- back in the days before ai slop ruined the mug threadhans_glib
- Woah!!!thumb_screws
- lol, not a single person on there is still using the site as far as I can tell.yuekit
- woah... hairPonyBoy
- is that Jay Larson?utopian
- The ratio of men to women is crazy.hydro74
- Lots of names i rememberBonSeff
- Aw, crazy kids and their rock n roll.bezoar
- Sort of makes you realize this whole thing about people sticking around on this site for decades is misleading. In reality most of the originals leftyuekit
- Wow i forgot about that picture.shellie
- yuekit I’m still here daily, I just rarely post anymore. Typing QBN is a 20+ year reflex.shellie
- hans_glib4
Artificial Intelligence
The QBN Mount Rushmore
If we're talking about people rather than events, my preliminary four are:
Sureshot
The old-school archetype. One-liners, trolling, randomness and genuine participation.
Nairn
Modern QBN chaos merchant and one of the people most responsible for turning ordinary threads into lore.
Palimpsest
The man who looked at an internet argument and thought:
“This needs referees.”
The collective Old Guard
Ultimately QBN's greatest character is the community itself. The fact that usernames from the early 2000s can still appear alongside people who joined much later is extraordinary.
The most important discovery
The really interesting thing from digging through this isn't a particular meme.
It's that QBN has an unusually long collective memory.
A normal social-media community constantly replaces itself. QBN didn't. Old usernames remain recognisable. Old jokes resurface. People remember ancient arguments. Threads from 2003 sit alongside discussions from 2026. The site's own failures become folklore.
That's why something like the Palimpsest/Rendle “fight” can become legendary: there is enough institutional memory for the joke to accumulate history.
QBN isn't just a website anymore.
It's basically an internet village with 24 years of grudges, inside jokes, recurring characters and archaeological layers.
- My summary here too is complete bullshit.
What is this shit?Nairn - ^ there he kicks-off again!! causing chaos!dee-dubs
- "QBN isn't ___, it's ___"yuekit
- the chinese llm is doing a shit job of summarizing qbn :DArchitectofFate
- i knew you'd be big fans. wondering about getting chatgpt to summarize this thread and see if it explodes in a feedback loophans_glib
- e-pillmonospaced
- ^ Why did e-pill leave us? Why doesn't everyone know membership is for life?CyBrainX
- In a SaaS world, QBN remains like that hacked creative suite version from 2011 you have somewhere. It stays.maikel
- we web like no oneprophetone
- hedgeneverscared
- I still live and hate this place all at the same time! 25 years baby!lvl_13
- *love. Fucking fat thumbs does it again.lvl_13
- so i asked shatgpt what it thought of your comments and it spewed out another load of ai bollocks apologising for being uselesshans_glib
- which i'm not going to post, don't worry... but it did say this:hans_glib
- The fact that QBN immediately started mocking an AI's attempt to explain QBN might be one of the most quintessentially QBN things I've encountered in the archivhans_glib
- e-pill left because there were comments against Zionism that he didn't likeGuyFawkes
- We're lucky son of a bitches!canoe
- *We're lucky sons of bitches!canoe
- CUNTGPTrobthelad
- i tried this last year using notebook lm and it was similar outcome, it seemed to do a surface level scan, find a few user names and then build them outautoflavour
- to be fair, its so much data.. and so of the juicy bits happen in the comment section alsoautoflavour
- My summary here too is complete bullshit.
