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- OBBTKN5
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Today our eldest daughter turns 24; I’m getting her a DJ mixer (she’s really into that sort of thing lately...).
She remains a cheerful young girl who brings a lively, spirited energy wherever she goes—which is no small feat, given the current state of the world.
Happy birthday, my dear—wishing you many more!
<3 <3 <3
- GuyFawkes12
- Great, now he can finish his memoir Design Kampf_niko
- What happened? Was he in a recent feud?CyBrainX
- RIP, habibi.palimpsest
- As-salamu alaykumutopian
- We are all @NBQ00!!!
Honour him!!!
Witness me!!!
Etc.ideaist - The irony of him now living in exile.palimpsest
- i think the comment with the jailtime did him... its defamation of a whole religion .. that wont sit well with management.neverscared
- in the russel brand harrassent postneverscared
- Who did who in the what now?futurefood
- when did he get all racist? Or maybe it was obvious, but was like recently, bruh... the fuckhydro74
- same @hydro74. like wtf.lvl_13
- He's always been super IslamophobicGuyFawkes
- Been watching that Fox news a little too hardGuyFawkes
- is it for real this time? or is he gonna come back in a week?pango
- I practically quit QBN because of his racist postsoey_oey
- we should do the ancient athenian's ostrakismo. once a while we collectively appoint someone to take a lap for shits and giggle.pango
- Who?mort_
- islamophobia is not racism, also criticizing something is not a phobia.rzu-rzu
- if you say so :)pango
- clearly that statement with the jailtime is not a critique but a diffamation .. its what goebbels back in the the... make claim with no numbers backing it up.neverscared
- its what goebbels did back in the the day - but instead of jews ..saying muslims get away much better and we are all victims to that .neverscared
- and the justice system does nothing. i guess thats why he got banned... and its the right reason to get banned.neverscared
- PonyBoy5
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Day 8... injection 15 just administered... my belly is a black & blue mess (I suck at this)... *crying
This is taking way too long
- I would like some pics.
Please.palimpsest - Poor boy, be a man, stop crying sissy!!OBBTKN
- Take care Kev <3OBBTKN
- DamnGuyFawkes
- oh god that sounds awful... cry all you want.hans_glib
- keep fighting chief!renderedred
- Ride the lightning! Seriously though, take care.bezoar
- I would like some pics.
- i_monk3
- Oh, is the Grenadier branded with that? I suppose it would be. It does 'kinda work' for the chemical company side - in that they tend to have shit logos anywayNairn
- ha, so it does.
https://ineosgrenadi…Nairn - Ewww_niko
- What nico saidmonospaced
- This screams, designed by Pentagramutopian
- palimpsest3
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“tHe lEfT WiNg aNd tHe rIgHt wInG BeLoNg tO ThE SaMe bIrD”
A compass has north and south on it. Nobody concludes they’re the same direction. Belonging to one system is exactly what lets two things point opposite ways.
The beak and the cloaca belong to the same bird too. Which end would you rather be fed from?
- Not the best example - as a human I like eggs, so the cloaca - as a chick? The beak.Nairn
- I'm not advocating for either end. Just exposing the logic. :)palimpsest
- No logic Pali. Both are bastards, just different colors... I thought you were old enough to realize that by now, man!OBBTKN
- Divide and conquer—we’ve been dealing with the same shit for centuries!OBBTKN
- Sure thing, chief!palimpsest
- It comes as no surprisepalimpsest
- The idea that the ruling class actually let the people decide how their countries are run and by whom is utterly hilarious. People actually believe that.set
- nelson mandela was a bastard?neverscared
- It comes as no surprise that those that lean a certain way subscribe to the same bird logic.
But what do I know? I'm just s could!palimpsest - * I'm just a child.
Proof is in the pudding.palimpsest - https://www.youtube.…neverscared
- What would Joe Rogan do?palimpsest
- agree but also assumed the bird being an eagle in that meme meant america? ie. plurality is central to america's brand rather than stating moral equivalencekingsteven
- The reason the eagle is bald is from all those testoterone shots.palimpsest
- See also Canada Geese and UKs Great TitsMorning_star
- If Canada geese had no left wing, there would be no im-migration. Wake up geeple!palimpsest
- And they'd always flail around in counterclockwise circles.Nairn
- I would argue that they're both directions on the same clock.
Time is an illusion.palimpsest - "Time flies" is an incorrect expression , because a clock runs on hands, that is why time is slow.
#bird_factspalimpsest - Aristotle insists that man is either a political animal (the natural state) or an outcast like a “bird which flies alone”neverscared
- set it is hilarious until the ruling class find themselves kneeled under a guillotine or walking to the gallows!_niko
- Hitler, Churchill and Orwell walk into a bird. All wings are equal, but some wings are more equal than others.palimpsest
- @niko not sure you understood my point thereset
- bezoar4
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I had a tooth implant screwed into my maxilla today.
- only one?AQUTE
- Signs your...
Ouch, good luck!OBBTKN - I’ve got one coming up, and I keep putting off the appointment—I feel your pain!OBBTKN
- i was born with only 8 teeth. Have two left and have 4 implants. It's fucking hellish man but hope you're mending up okayIanbolton
- 8? Damn, Ian—poor little Tom Thumb, so young and out of a job!OBBTKN
- Youch - hope you got a gold tooth!stoplying
- I wish I'd skipped this post.
xNairn - Ouch <3PonyBoy
- It's not bad. Old root canal became infected and affected the bone around it. Packed some cadaver bone up in there. Oh well....bezoar
- Thanks guys. It's all good now. No more apple biting.
Holy shit Ianbolton! Damn. How was this managed as you aged into adulthood?bezoar
- set6
Punches For:
Fireworks... and any cunt that likes them. In fact punches for any cunt that's even seen them.
They are the most obnoxious, tedious indulgence imaginable. Horrendously loud. They pollute the atmosphere. Scare the wildlife. Litter the environment. And for what? A bang and a fucking sparkle. If you've seen one you've seen them all. Fuck off.
- : )set
- Yup. Been trying to watch some stuff tonight and they’re still going off now. Fuck off, I want to sleep now. Selfish pricksIanbolton
- Living in Manhattan makes this even more of an issue. You learn when obscure holidays happen because of them. It was beyond insane during Covid in Summer 2020.CyBrainX
- Love em. But like most good things, the minority ruins it for the rest of us.inteliboy
- https://i.haasie.com…pango
- I thought this was about Macromedia at first.palimpsest
- lol paliPonyBoy
- Fireworks are awesome. Why these upvotes? Fucking joy killing old cranky cunts.monospaced
- ^ if done responsibly.pango
- spl33nidoru6
Suggest a good movie…
What a ride!!
Don't want to spoil anything, just go if you enjoyed Last Train to Busan and The Host, and Korean cinema altogether.
The less you know the better.
- looking forward to watching this.dopepope
- yup!GuyFawkes
- Was quite entertaining!HijoDMaite
- 100%, would watch againskinny_puppy
- yeah, good funMrT
- thumb down here, started well but...Gardener
- ^ fair point it could have been an hour shorter!MrT
- neverscared9
Sexual Harassment of the DAY
Russell Brand found guilty of rape and sexual assault
- Could get 5-20 for rape plus 10 each x3 for the sexual assaults so he could be gone for a while_niko
- Its always the ones you most expect.Akagiyama
- wait... he wasn't found guilty till now?pango
- I don't like him at all but if he was Muslim he'd probably get 2-3 months if at all. Now he's facing 5-15+ years.********
- He's also guilty of wearing shoulder pads in his sport coat.canoe
- oh NBQ is still here. defug was that good bye post for?pango
- Crazy how fame & wealth still provide protection for sexual abusers.Fax_Benson
- Once again though, the real injustice is occurring in the sentencing scenario unfolding in NBQ's mind.Fax_Benson
- What the fuck NBQ. You’re infatuated. Get off the internet as it’s affecting you lad.Ianbolton
- https://i.haasie.com…Gardener
- mort_5
- what happened?pango
- Thanks Obamaaliastime
- Frasier's apartment?Fax_Benson
- The 70s were wild_niko
- How do you even get up in there?Akagiyama
- via the sex swingwoowahesque
- Around the corner from the keys bowl_niko
- utopian6
- Throat GOATpalimpsest
- Retired todaycanoe
- https://www.youtube.…pango
- Shame.ideaist
- Gabriel4
- now that could waste me an hour or two nice!ArchitectofFate
- OBBTKN5
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Neighborly conflicts...
So, here’s the thing: every year, we buy a couple of tons of firewood from some folks who live up in the hills. They bring it over and even help us stack it—everything’s always been fine.
But this year, when I asked about the price, it turned out to be 20% higher than last year! "Damn it!" I said.
Well, two minutes later, his wife called me and absolutely tore me a new one—asking what the hell I was talking about, pointing out that they hadn’t raised their prices in four years... I apologized, saying there must have been some confusion.
And here’s the best part: it turns out she was right! I had an entry in my calendar from two years ago, and that was the price—they hadn’t raised it at all!
In short, I looked like a complete idiot—and worse, in front of a woman who, at the slightest provocation, would probably smash my face in (she’s at a difficult age and has a nasty temper).
They’re coming with the delivery tomorrow, and I’m so terrified I don’t know if I’ll even be able to sleep.
LOL
- lol! Yikes! Just put on your dumbest / sweetest face and humbly apologize... maybe include a modest yet lovely bottle of wine when you pay her? <3PonyBoy
- I had considered the wine idea, but, honestly, she’s such a surly person—"Do you think you can buy me with wine?"—and the next, she’s tearing me to shreds!OBBTKN
- You know Annie from "Misery"? Well, she’s got nothing on my neighbor (⊙_⊙;)OBBTKN
- Find something else to do, so you'll be out of the house when they're there. And a gabon-saski with the cash envelopedmay
- wear a batman costumeneverscared
- I usually end up stacking firewood with them—there’s no escaping it... I’ll keep the axe handy, just in case ;)OBBTKN
- If you were wrong, man up and apologize. Then get to stackin!stoplying
- Fuck. Now you’re obligated to pay them a huge tip and recommend them to friends. No way out of it.monospaced
- GuyFawkes13
Show some recent work
My new app is out on the google play store & IOS is in the works.
It's a privacy focused expense tracker app, minimal ads (non-invasive) on the free version, no fucking monthly subscription unlike the other top apps out there, multi-currency for people who travel, minimalist design yet fully featured.
I'm planning on releasing the iPhone version after I get settled in Seattle where I'll be a commercial window washing dood by day as my new jerb.
https://minimalspend.com/
or
https://play.google.com/store/ap…I would LOVE some feedback for the next update!
For my QBN brother and sisters, I can get you the ad-free version for free, just hit me up on my personal site with your email and QBN username and once I'm set-up in Seattle I'll send you a Redeem code to get the ad-free version for free: https://film.moldero.com/contact… but the free version (with ads) is totally usable as I wanted it to be NOT annoying as fuck.
- 2 months of work btwGuyFawkes
- Damn everyone's building the same thing now. This was the first app I built ; )
https://loaf.tax/set - Good job on getting a fully working app built and ready for the app store. Vibe code or not, it's not easy or quick - as many people seem to think.set
- Nice Set!!GuyFawkes
- I hate to suggest this, because I'm a designer that's losing his trade, but honestly I'd run your landing page through claude opus 5.5...set
- and ask it to redesign it. You'll get something pretty good fairly quickly. App looks cool but the landing page looks a bit dated if I'm honest! Nice work tho!set
- I spent days designing that loaf UI pixel by pixel a year or so ago, and now claude could put something at least half as nice out in 20 minutes. Fuck sake.set
- "I hate to suggest this, because I'm a designer that's losing his trade"
jfc ... as someone who does ads for living, I'm losing trade, too.Continuity - We're all really fucked, aren't we?Continuity
- Yes. When I lose my job, I'll never get another one and don't have enough to retire yet. #fucked.CyBrainX
- I see an issue with your Contact page form.
https://i.haasie.com…CyBrainX - Ah, nevermind. I finally was able to read the almost black type on that page. Good thing I got my new glasses last week.CyBrainX
- Nice work!dbloc
- +1utopian
- Thanks guys and the feedback Set, I'll defo do that!GuyFawkes
- I apparently have to wait for the iOS version!Continuity
- neverscared0
- sith lordneverscared
- Judas!kingsteven
- Obi wan and PalpatineOBBTKN
- Hale & PaceMrT
- The Bobsfooler
- The new Dungeons and Dragons movie looks lame.Akagiyama
- AC/DCmort_
- Pet Shop BoysKrassy
- Boyz of the hood.palimpsest
- A stormtrooper + Darth!sab
- Bringing it All Back to RomeCyBrainX
- Epstein Vibesutopian
- It's DelBoy and Rodney from this year Only Fools and Horses.Morning_star
- "Darth" ?
It's Vader you Treky!
;)GuyFawkes
