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- Nairn6
Food
Still home alone and had been jonesing for a pre-made tasty meal, but despite going to all of the local supermarkets, nothing stood out. They promise so much, but you know they'll just disappoint. So I've ended up making various combinations of pseudo-Levantine food circling overly-spiced chicken, yoghurt tahini sauce, salad with pomegranate syrup and lemon juice, rice and pitas.
I've particularly wanted Indian, but Sainsbury's and Tesco's offerings are shite, M&S isn't so good and my local Waitrose is quite small, so invariably doesn't have the specific things they offer in other stores that I enjoy.
So on my way walk home last night I took along diversion and went to Morrison's who do I quite a respectable 9as in filthy and oily) Indian and Lo! Two mains and two sides for a tenner. Wonderful. Too much for one, but fuckit, I wanted to gluttonise.
Bought some pre-made poppadoms because I couldn't see the fryable ones,then closer to home found a pack of the fryable ones.
I ended up eating all of it. Both mains, both sides, and eighteen fucking poppadoms. I fucking love poppadoms.
I writhed in glorious borderline-gestational agony for hours after and have shat four times already this morning. Probably more to go.
Worth it.
I might do the same tonight.
- belongs to nihilism threadneverscared
- Oh my...OBBTKN
- FFFFLOOOLL!canoe
- jfc NairnContinuity
- I was expecting to get £16 from Morrison's social media affiliate scheme for this promotion, but they've just cancelled the payment. wtf.Nairn
- Ah, apparently there's a clause about the use of an apostrophe in the use of their name, as per brand guidelines.
I fucked it.Nairn - I did the typical Brit thing of adding an apostrophe-s on to the end of the supermarket's name.
Why do we do that?Nairn - That's ok, Americans add a straight s just for the f of it. Ford is Fords , Meijer is Meijers - crock of idiots I tells yascanoe
- YOLO!!!ideaist
- Lol. How much longer until you have some supervision?Fax_Benson
- whatthefunk13
- Cut a rectangle from a corn flakes box and position it in the spokes of your bike wheel with a clothes peg to make your bike not sound remotely like a motorbikemort_
- For hours on endmort_
- Subscribe for more hacks!_niko
- @mort_ playing cards and parts of yogurt containers had a bit of a sharper sound :)renderedred
- i member the change from clay to urethane wheels on skateboards.renderedred
- Those early skateboards looked lethalmort_
- Oh, my knees and elbows had no skin :)renderedred
- Blowing into a Good 'N Plenty box to simulate a harmonica.CyBrainX
- HA!!canoe
- mort_3
- https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
- Not racist I supposemort_
- yasmilfhunter
- Yum_niko
- Hmm, breast, leg or thigh?Akagiyama
- Nairn?thumb_screws
- Ianbolton6
Pic of the Day
I have this on a tote bag because i love tits.
Vailable from here: https://sarahedmondsshop.com/
- Ha! Whenever I see someone when I'm out paddling I always curiously ask, "Have you seen any wild boobies?"canoe
- the 'Elegant' ones are the bestKrassy
- Missing are their Canadian cousins, the black-capped chickadee.Continuity
- Tufted titmouse gets a nod, I give a nod. PS never leave an ex's nickname in your phone.garbage
- everyone love titspango
- prophetone13
- I'm lovin' IT_niko
- Over 90 Billion (tokens) Served!Krassy
- Virtual Grimace is a full stack devprophetone
- LOLmg33
- _niko2
blog
seems others share Mono's sentiment above from reddit:
Los Angeles is the biggest shithole in America and it’s not even close (I’m serious)
I have been and lived in most major cities in America, including 10 years in “LA” (west side) but in these 10 years, I can count on one hand how many times I went downtown.
I had to come downtown today to take care of something and it was gonna take a couple of hours so i decided to walk to a nearby restaurant literally like 4 short blocks away and I did not make it past the 2nd block.
absolutely filthy streets, a fucking wasteland of nothing but zombies walking around, full blown shanty towns on the street i turned around on, cops driving by and not giving a fuck.
I CANNOT BELIEVE this is the united states. how can a place be this horrid. how can the people here be the absolute lowest scum of the world? holy shit, this 5 min walk angered me so much i need a fucking Tylenol right now. this place is worse than Gotham city. I thought NYC was the biggest shithole in America but no, LA wins hands down. At least NYC is vibrant with people everywhere. the thousands of tourists help negate the zombies that roam the city.
the people running this city should be sent to Guantanamo bay with no food or water.
my fucking 3rd world city is MILES ahead of this catastrophe.
honestly, I’m contemplating getting the fuck out of this place and move down to Orange County where normal people live.
- not sure how much they're exaggerating since they thought NYC was a shithole too because I think NYC is a bit gritty but amazing._niko
- the whole rhetoric with the tylenol , worst , zombie etc... sound like a full on idiot maga bloke carrying out donnies message to fuck up newsoms city.neverscared
- the poverty rate is 13% compared to new york 26%, national rate is 13%neverscared
- not that it cant be bad there... its different with the climate and big cities... how the whole thing kicks in..neverscared
- that whining bitch- i cannot believe - i cannot believe- sounds like a poor dumb ass bitch to me.neverscared
- an anedocte i can tell is that the two last people i met . one was in l.a the other in n.y were both not amused with the amount of people living the streetsneverscared
- in both cities... to be fair .. my impressionsis it also has shifted in the next gear in central europe too since 4 years.neverscared
- Having lived in both, I would take NYC any day. It is cleaner, vibrant and less dingy for sure.monospaced
- Can't even drink water in LA, or California. Tastes like an unfiltered public pool ffs. Disgusting.monospaced
- You won't see many people living on streets in NYC, btw. Certainly not entire encampments.monospaced
- According to the 2026 homeless count reported by NBC Los Angeles, there are 45,194 unhoused people in the city of Los Angelesneverscared
- More than 350,000 people are estimated to be without homes in New York Cityneverscared
- cant be true... that would be like 6 times more in ny...what u think could that be true ?neverscared
- Sheltered Dominance: Cities like New York City, Boston, and Milwaukee house over 90% of their unhoused population in emergency shelters or transitional housingneverscared
- West Coast cities like Los Angeles, San Jose, Oakland, Long Beach, and Fresno report that more than 50% to 70% of their homeless populations are unshelteredneverscared
- maybe not so much camps in ny because more urban tensity while l.a build for the car and wider spaces i would guess when it comes to city planning.neverscared
- whatever martime metroplosises are always kinda kool to me ...neverscared
- My son was in LA for 2 weeks earlier in year, he basically said the same things niko said, hated it so much came home earlyGardener
- Wait, I didn’t say those things :) somebody on Reddit did, I’ve never been and was asking how accurate it was :)_niko
- ShenanigansTV11
making beats
Hey friends. Here's a T-303 bass I made. Everything you like about the 303 without everything you don't. Pairs so sexy with the T-909
- Funcanoe
- Love thisbig-papes
- <3ShenanigansTV
- the slide control is inside the mod window.ShenanigansTV
- Super cool!stoplying
- That's fun! stack another and an 808!ayport
- ❤️❤️❤️falcadia
- big-papes12
making beats
I just released a new house single today, check it out here if thats your thing : https://push.fm/fl/lovitz
- Love that clap-like percussion and all the 'human' touches in it... has a kind of "Latch" appeal in the vocal. +1!canoe
- thanks!big-papes
- Loving it too. Tight production bro.mort_
- thanks! thats awesomebig-papes
- Damn, so good! Like a lot of your other stuffshapeaspect
- Akagiyama5
- Bobby LeeGuyFawkes
- Not Pango!utopian
- Michael J. He never died.NBQ00
- Gaddafi in disguise?jagara
- Larry Davidmort_
- Lady Gagarzu-rzu
- BonoOBBTKN
- Claudia WinklemanFax_Benson
- The face of eating ass.palimpsest
- ElvisKrassy
- Charles Bronsonslappy
- lol palimpGuyFawkes
- Yoko ono?sab
- Yoko, Oh No!palimpsest
- Piper Laurie's male character on Twin Peaks? https://i.haasie.com…CyBrainX
- Edith Headcheesefuturefood
- haha CyBrain wowfuturefood
- https://i.haasie.com…mort_
- Continuity5
- FLOL
It's soup day!palimpsest - :spastic:Continuity
- perfectmilfhunter
- Anybody texted yet? I'm not hitting a Montana number.garbage
- FLOL
- jagara3
Signs your getting old?
Doing yoga makes me feel 15 years younger.
So like, 35. I feel young enough to have another approaching mid life crisis.
- https://www.chevrole…CyBrainX
- do the yoga that make you 10 years younger then...neverscared
- That's just slightly less yoga :)jagara
- In all seriousness, yoga's pretty amazeballs.jagara
- I should give it a try, because I have the flexibility of a steel beam...OBBTKN
- @OBBTKN I started with the cheapest mat, a couple of yoga blocks (a 15 euro / 20 dollar investment. And this course on Youtube; https://www.youtube.…jagara
- That channel is very beginner friendly.jagara
- it is amazeballs... way better than muscletraining..neverscared
- I do cardio, strength and yoga. Each has its place.jagara
- @OBBTKN sorry, bad link https://www.youtube.…jagara
- monospaced4
blog
LA is more gross and depressing than I ever remembered. Yikes.
- smells like piss and weedGuyFawkes
- I grew up in socal and I come back regularly but fuck LA is just sad and dirty now.monospaced
- There’s that funky, fucked-up death stench of the Corpse Flower, blasting demon-semen seed into the night...utopian
- Holy fuck, LA smells like rotten meat, hot piss, and something that crawled out of Satan’s asshole.utopian
- never been. should i go in 2 years?pango
- BR 2026OBBTKN
- I was there at the beginning of the year, stayed in Hollywood for a few nights, it was gritty and grungy, but fun, was thinking it desperately needs a good rainprophetone
- Anecdote versus reality....New York City receives the most 311 odor complaints of any major US city.neverscared
- I don’t think it’s fair to compare nyc to la. Apples to oranges. I was in West Hollywood this week and drove through south central. Damn.monospaced
- Now they have fucking robots driving cabs and boxes delivering food. Taking away some of the last unskilled jobs. Sickening.monospaced
- Sounds like escape from LA_niko
- Yeah LA, Waymos are everywhere, and cute ‘n happy little food robots doing their lil best to navigate thru the grungy sidewalk wastelandprophetone
- Also, was stunned to see how popular In-N-Out Burger was, 25 cars in parking lot lineup, then 15 cars waiting up the block, then another 15 around that cornerprophetone
- This one: https://maps.app.goo…
Up the block and most of way down Lanewoodprophetone - Meanwhile, while the poor people are fucked by robots, a 1 bedroom shithile bungalow is $1.5m so even good earners take it up thr ass hard. LA sucks shit.monospaced
- My brother in law sold two scripts this year for almost half a million dollars and isn’t sure how they will afford a house.monospaced
- LA needs some Mandani
well actually the whole nation needs someGuyFawkes - wordmonospaced
- tank0211
Bart Van De Vel / Harpo
Bump for our friend and old school member Harpo who lost 17 years ago.
- whatthefunk10
- Incredibly awful. I know a third person 80 years of age to complete this death trio. Clue: no sane person would be sad.CyBrainX
- OMFG NOOOO First Dolly, now Tim? =(elahon
- RIP the goatprophetone
- :(PonyBoy
- RIPrenderedred
- jfc fuck you 2026Continuity
- bth... i didnt know he was still alive...pango
- https://media1.tenor…pango
- https://www.instagra…prophetone
- mort_7
- It's Thursday!Continuity
- Which QBN member is most likely to join them?CyBrainX
- Plenty of notice then ;)mort_
- These are my people.palimpsest
- what kind of soup?dopepope
- If you have to ask, you're not welcomed.palimpsest
- this should be Thursday or Friday.milfhunter
- https://i.haasie.com…mort_
- lol you just know that when Dave is at work, Lisa and Roy are exploring "Men's Organ" in great detail_niko
- Lisa back on her bullshit again. So sick of her shitstoplying
- pali, I can't help but think you and I would just fit right in with these people.Continuity
- You could tell the floor soup story to break the ice.Continuity
- lol stoplyingmort_
- LOL, Continuity.
It's my birthright!palimpsest - QBN meetups are getting wildKrassy
