For a better tomorrow.
- inteliboy8
- Well if this doesn’t sell a few million Disney+ subscriptionsprophetone
- Werner Herzog! hahaantimotion
- Oops! Sorry, didn't notice this was here. :(Akagiyama
- It really says something when they get Gus Fring and Herzog, yet I still give zero shits about watching this.garbage
- I'm in just for Herzog hahahaernexbcn
- I read they are using Unreal Engine to make the digital backgrounds.ernexbcn
- @prophetone, I'll be first in line!jaylarson
- I didnt realize Disney owned nation geographic.monNom
- Ramanisky217
- my usual lines goes for these bastards... fuck 'em.helloeatbreathedrive
- fuck yeahhhhhhhh one down far too many to gocolin_s
- #ThoughtsAndPrayersF...elahon
- ....#FuckFaceelahon
- I hope they dump his corpse in the Amazon fires.BonSeff
- by the pic of it he was already ...neverscared
- i_monk
- Probably died of cancer caused by some chemical his companies madeTurboslacker
- he didn't have enough blood boys to keep him alive with all that money?capn_ron
- Displayed his fortune by climate denial while science was clear and there was still time to avoid catastrophic warming.maquito
- Died while there are fires burning from the Amazon to the Arctic.maquito
- @BonSeff +1000maquito
- byeeeeefadein11
- You guys sound niceGnash
- Peace outgarbage
- Oh hell yea, me and the author are on the same page
https://www.esquire.…BonSeff - Arrivederci. NOT!shellie
- you know you've done great when no one's sad about your passing.pango
- Yup pangomaquito
- Calling him a rotten piece of shit, and sorry excuse for the human race IS about the nicest thing that can be said about him.monospaced
- #RIPissoffBusterBoy
- There will be another to replace him, but good riddance.ben_
- Don't worry Gnash, I'm sure he left a trust to fund Harris, Rubin, Shapiro and his minions for a year or twoBonSeff
- https://en.m.wikiped…Gnash
- drgs1
- I can't wait for AdBlock Plus for TV.i_monk
- Article is from 2012, but still insane. I’d totally agree with the shouting things method to end commercials. I always do.maquito
- I thought this was satire but it’s actually kinda real.Chimp
- So what does shouting their brand name do for the corp?NBQ00
- muscle memory?renderedred
- The shouting is like confirming the ad was seen and understood. Fuuuuumonospaced
- I think you need to get up and wave your hands as you do itdrgs
- https://en.wikipedia…i_monk
- drgs4
- the fridge is in the bathroomFax_Benson
- the smell....Salarrue
- When you gotta go, you gotta go.Nairn
- Bon Appétitzaq
- of course there's smell but that's what the air freshners for durrkingsteven
- https://i.imgur.com/…Turboslacker
- That coffee will helpCGN
- Scat Burgers...Millennial... love em'utopian
- Prep Cooks Hate Thisprophetone
- even without the toilet, the cabinets design and color is mmmua
https://i.kym-cdn.co…drgs - *throw up emoji*shellie
- Not that it makes a diff, but they added a kitchen to the bathroom, not a toilet to the kitchenGnash
- lol Nairn. I can't laugh too hard because you can see my kitchen sink from the throne if you leave enough doors open.garbage
- But the bathroom is chic as all getout.garbage
- Is that instant coffee? you already shit in your kitchenfuturefood
- AirbnbmonNom
- Also, did anyone else notice the oven is sticking out of the window like an air conditioner?monNom
- fadein1111
- Ramanisky26
- This looks great! I love Edward Norton, I've missed his presence in films.elahon
- If they won’t cast such a talent then that talent will write and direct his own feature. Also, what a great cast.Ramanisky2
- Mixed feelings, because I both loved and hated this book.garbage
- garbage1
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Big blog:
Last night I was at a bar, chilling on the patio having a drink with a friend and a fight broke out. Shattered glass, tables turning and whatnot.
I managed to separate them, and had to forcibly walk this pipsqueak down the sidewalk while he tried to fight me and kept threatening them.
Me as I'm restraining him: "Dude, trust me. I'm doing you a huge favor."
Him: "Fuck you, and I'm coming back for them."
About that point some fat dude with a dreadlock mullet comes flying over my shoulder and fucking floors this guy. Now the belligerent pipsqueak is screaming for help, and not gonna lie, I did a real life ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and walked away as he proceeded with his ass-beating.
Walked back to the patio and people thought I actually bounced at the bar, and find out that the guy was creeping on some girls all night, so I have no regrets. My friend was pissed he didn't film it because "Damn that would have gotten 10 million hits on WorldStar".
Walked to the bus and within the span of 2 minutes some dude tries to sell me meth, I watched a crazy person smash their guitar on the bus stop, and some dude started circling me and calling me a n****r. I debated between punching him or calling a Lyft. I made the right decision. Blah blah blah, Belltown sucks and I don't want to edit photos today because I have a Hangover with a capital H.
- +1
What does this mean?:
'thought I actually bounced at the bar'Nairn - bounce = leave
bounced = leftstoplying - Ah! I interpreted it as "didn't pay bill at bar" which didn't really chime with the rest of the narrative. Thanks!Nairn
- Yeah, blame it on hangover fog. They thought I was an actual bouncer for the bar, asked me something like "Does that happen often?"garbage
- Sounds like a chill nightdesmo
- why was he calling you a nutter?fadein11
- lol @fade. It hurts to laugh today, please don't do that.garbage
- Naggeri_monk
- nobody likes a nagger!pango
- Looks like you live in a lovely neighborhood or at least like to visit such.NBQ00
- I live in Wallingford, which is actually one of the nicest neighborhoods in Seattle. Google and bunch of tech companies have campuses here.garbage
- But the bus line to get to Belltown (basically downtown) is super shady. I should follow up and share post I saw on Reddit the following morning:garbage
- https://www.reddit.c…garbage
- I didn't see a knife, but holy fuck I dodged a bullet if it was the same guy. I was so close to smacking him.garbage
- What kind of world do we live in where "OK, dude is threatening me, but I don't want to hit him because his life sucks enough already" is an internal debate?garbage
- +1
- mort_3
Vid of the Day
Ahh, drugs.
- NBQ00-6
- who let the beach monster out?hotroddy
- Laser is fucking spelt with an S, you cretins.Nairn
- A lazer, is one who lazes about and eats doughGnash
- What's the "Glitter + Lazers" part referring to? All I see are bad touch-ups of an unflattering photo.i_monk
- flol gnashNairn
- maybe not the muscle icon..neverscared
- demographicsfadein11
- but first slay unruly hair with our six-pack of razors!_niko
- Iceberg straight aheadutopian
- Gillette Venus!?!... more like Jupiterrobotron3k
- I don't think we should be bodyshaming her. But it's also wrong of Gillette to promote obesity. Same as they wouldn't promote anorexia.NBQ00
- Oh, the #woke QBNers are angry at a #woke company. #GetWokeHayoth
- who's angry?fadein11
- who's woke?PonyBoy
- who's broke?NBQ00
- She's body-shaming herself, we're just pointing it out.zarkonite
- @utopian I don’t think salad is her thing...MrT
- TheGreatGlorpo1
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First time for everything, like making a complaint to HR about having to listen to a female coworker openly ask people "what's wrong with my asshole?!?!" then going on and on about "why am I pooping so much?" and telling everyone how much it burns.
- I hope your complaint was "I'm TheGreatGlorpo! That's my job!"garbage
- you couldn't just talk to her?monospaced
- you couldn't just offer her evil advice?Nairn
- you couldn't just say "your a-hole is blown out, quit complaining Karen"!capn_ron
- 'Karen. Next time you take cock up your arse, use lube, and lots of it.'Continuity
- Lol @commentsmaquito
- elahon6
- this looks funcolin_s
- YupRamanisky2
- so cohenesque with a dash of tarantino_niko
- Looks good, but damn it, trailer gives away so much of the plot.Krassy
- sooo goood!helloeatbreathedrive
- neverscared2
What are you listening to?
friend of mine makes the good music https://dedwen.bandcamp.com/albu…
- nice one, cheers!Gardener
- pleasure.. if u care some more stuff https://sonnyblake.b…neverscared
- nice!Krassy
- i_monk1
- yes.inteliboy
- NiceGnash
- Cabinet for umbrella and books?Hayoth
- I was thinking dry bar.i_monk
- "Only $2,000"??
It is only 130 cm high!stewart - https://www.lannamob…ArchitectofFate
- "only 4K"ArchitectofFate
- I got my hands on the Dude's rug, if anyones interested :) listed on eBay for $5.9K, got mine half that but I need to sell.helloeatbreathedrive
- I'll build you one for $1200 plus shipping.lemmy_k
- Monk don’t go wild now like the dudes on mtv cribs, next thing you know you’ll be buying a monkey lol_niko
- only 2k, sounds like a deal to meutopian
- You mean a second monkey.i_monk
- i_monk6
Punches For:
Recipe sites that think I give a shit about the first time they cooked this thing and how it's become a family favourite... for 1000 words. Oh, and then half the recipe is hidden by a "click to show more" gate. Get bent, fuckface.
- Omg, this. Every fucking time.Gnash
- when you buy a cook book, do you ever read the story as to how they got to the recipe?Ianbolton
- you mean "stay at home mom, look I got a DLSR" blogs? Yeah, fuck you lady, and fuck your "hubby". Just give us the recipe.section_014
- SEOChimp
