- Oslo, NO
When the day is on the wane and gloomy September sky breathes cold and indifference, and raw, searing wind is blowing through empty streets, you begin to notice involuntary shaking of your own hands. But it's not from the cold wind that they shake...
What can a man do? Wander the streets of your neighborhood? Nail down rotting yellow leaves with the tip of the umbrella? Walk up the stairs of your apartment hallway? To silently open the door of your apartment, fumble for the switch and crash it in pieces with your fist? Walk into the kitchen, open pot-bellied fridge and admire its contents? Turn on the stove, set a tea kettle to boil? Get frozen meat out of the fridge? Turn your pockets inside out? Listen to the sound of coins rolling out on the floor? Take off your trousers without taking off the coat? Put boiling tea kettle in the fridge? Put your trousers on the burning stove? Put the meat on top? Take off your underwear without taking off the coat? Expose the head of your penis and examine it for a couple of minutes? Watch rustling flame creeping over the trousers? Put warm, penis-smelling underwear in the freezer? Take out some eggs from the fridge and throw them on the floor? Go to the bathroom, turn on hot water? Look at yourself in the mirror while listening to the sound of running water? Get in the bathtub without taking off your coat? Immediately get out of the bathtub like a noisy waterfall? Walk into the smoke filled living room hunched under the wet coat? Cry and smash windows of an old cupboard? Urinate, or simply piss... This is what you can -- to urinate, or simply piss. Piss, piss, piss, have a good piss. You can piss, piss, piss so sweet, long piss, piss so gently, quiet piss. So long piss, piss long and sweet piss. Okey, so piss, piss long and softly, piss pee pee, piss, piss oh so sweet, quietly piss, piss, piss sweet, sweetie, and so sweaty piss smelly to piss, pretty piss, piss, piss quietly, piss, piss, well, a sweet sweaty piss, piss, stinky, to stink and piss, piss and stink, stink and piss piss stinky sweet piss and that was pissing pissing and sweet that was smelly and that was pissing pissing pissing stink stink stink that was pissing this pissing pissing stink stink stink pissing pissing pissing stink stink stink pissing pissing pissing stink stink stink pissing pissing pissing stink stink stink pissing pissing pissing stink stink stink pissing
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