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  • eddieScissors-13

    i see the downvotes!

    this ishow u make me feel lol

  • garbage6

    re: drgs

    I've only been to jail. Got arrested while riding a street spot, and apparently I had a warrant for failure to appear in court because a clerk had made a clerical error and had been sending summons to the wrong address for months.

    Some friends and I were riding this nice, no-hassle bank to wallride spot and several cop cars showed up. They put us in a line, ran all of our IDs, and then said "Mr. Garbage, step forward and put your hands behind your back."

    It was so confusing that I actually said "whaaaaaaat??" in a very high-pitched, several A's sort of way.

    I was incredibly polite while being handcuffed and thrown into the car, which had the seats with the behind-the-back slots for your arms. I asked why I was being arrested, I was told to shut the fuck up. I asked why they are transferring me to another city, I was told to shut the fuck up.

    Imagine getting arrested and going on a 20 minute joyride in handcuffs, not knowing why you are in this situation nor where you are going.

    Then imagine that you've just remembered that you had a tiny joint in the 5th pocket of your jeans that you were saving for a victory toke if you made this gap that you'd been eyeing all summer. I should note that this was in Alabama in the 2000s, in a city renowned for harsh policing.

    Then imagine being transferred to a different city and being on the verge of shitting your pants because you had a pre-ride burrito, and then wondering if shitting your pants on purpose while getting your transfer pat down might be a good way to get rid the pants and also the weed.

    After being processed I finally convinced them to let me go to the bathroom, and there was a waterless toilet. I managed to toss the joint, and then peed harder than I've ever peed before to wash it down the drain.

    I don't know what was more tedious, to be honest. Being arrested and jailed, or going through the entire court process to have that all expunged because some dumb fuck couldn't type the correct address.

    However, they had the last laugh. I successfully argued that the onus probandi was on the city, and it was ruled that all of my bail and court fees would be refunded.

    Yeah, that check was lost in the mail as well.

    • Wow with a name like "Mr. Garbage" I'm not surprisednb
    • Please stop making light of my Christian name. I can't help that my parents were lunatics.garbage
    • Seriously, get a new addressdrgs
    • Don't think it's an issue as this happened 15 years ago and I live 2500 miles away.garbage
    • Also should add that all of this started because I was pulled over for a busted headlight. I was cited for it, and fixed it myself.garbage
    • I just didn't bother to go back to the police to show that it was fixed, because they didn't bother to tell me that.garbage
    • yadda yadda yadda, and now I have a warrant that I didn't even know existed. America is fucked, but it also has always been fucked.garbage
  • Nairn9

    Mine are quite dull - the shorter stay was due to one of the two times in a short few weeks I got busted going through the London Tube with weed on me. Topped the escalators at Holborn with some hashish in my bag and saw a line of polis with sniffer dogs and groaned inwardly. Tried to scoot past quick but officer insisted that the "Dog indicated" when I gave my complaint as to what rationale they had for searching me (it's ostensibly a requirement that the Polis have justification - i wasn't too shuffed that the sniffer dog that they'd brought within my context was being used as justification for a search - clutching at straws and all that...). Trip in the back of a wagon with a Spanish nutter clearly off his face, to a holding cell, then my first DNA swab, yaay.

    The longer stay was when I used to sell magic mushrooms. We had permission and a letter from the Home Office outlining the legal status, so myself and my best chum sauntered down to the Isle of Wight with a few cool boxes full of fresh shrooms in tow to go and sell them at whatever festival they have down there. Admittedly, it wasn't a very well thought-out jaunt.

    Got to the gates and Security, very understandably, took issue with our photocopied slip of Home Office headed paper and protestations of legality (this was very early on in the few years shrooms boomed, so there was no general awareness). Despite our no doubt convincing argumentation (we'd been smoking pot all the way down from London, so I doubt we were on top cognitive form...) they held us and called the plod, who confiscated our cool boxes and then dragged us off to the station in cuffs with all the people coming into the festival cheering us (it was quite early in the morning).

    Given our circumstance in the backwards provinces we insisted on getting legal representation - trouble is, being the Isle of Wight where the pace of life is a little different to LDN, we had to wait for said lawyer to come back from a fishing trip, part of which required a change in the tides for his dinghy (or what the fuck ever) to be able to come back to shore. 12 fucking hours we were in there.

    We still had a couple of previously-cool boxes with some shrooms in the car, so on our way back to LDN stopped by some rave in a forest we'd heard about, then swapped our soon-to-rot stock of shrooms for a load of booze and class As and got absolutely, wonderfully wasted in God only knows where. I was driving, and I have literally no idea where the fuck that rave took place. Good times.

    • oops. long.
      Months later we got our cool boxes and scales back.. replete with stinking rotting shrooms. Thanks, Hampshire constabulary.
      Nairn
    • That's a good yarn, Nairn. I assume "dog indicated" is the same as in the states, where the dogs are given cues to signal.garbage
    • Fucking lovely story :)pedromendez
    • You guys are so baddrgs
    • I've posted this beforehand, but this photo of me at Glastonbury was taken sometime after.. https://imgz.org/iix…Nairn
    • gaze in awe at the quality of the design work on the sign and the 'hey I'm at a festival' shitty orange shades, flol.Nairn
    • (or the record, I didn't make the sign as such - I simply added our shitty wee logo to a few bits of cardboard so we could ad hoc make signs down there)Nairn
    • @garbage - not so much: they simply have sniffer dogs that are annoyingly capable. Other time I got caught, I was simply walking past the tube station.Nairn
    • Dog indicated, officer stopped me and I protested "But I wasn't even IN the station!" like that made any difference legally.Nairn
    • Sheesh. Also that photo is hilarious.garbage
  • islandbridge0

    I think someone should make a contemporary version of this old gem of a poster.


    Wanted: Hip Cops
    We Know it's a heavy trip, but there are more than 30 vacancies on the Berkeley Police force. if hip people do not apply and go on to fill those vacancies, we'll get more of the same old stuff and have the same old hassles!  Put yourself on the line -- and get some change for it, too.  Starting pay for Berkeley officers is $782 per month.

    We want PEACEmen, Not POLICEmen
    If you are sane;
    If you love children and other growing things;
    If you do not like the use of force when gentleness will work;
    If you will defend justice for all, regardless of race appearance or politics;
    If you believe that all people should be free to live their own lives if they do not harm others;
    If you value people for themselves, not for their money or dress
    - THEN WE NEED YOU TO REMOLD "THE MAN" AND HIS JOB.

  • moldero11

    I have some stories about being locked up (all short times), I'd have to find some time to write them up in more detail.

    1 that comes to mind (i might have posted it here b4) was when I blocked all 4 lanes near downtown SF's 280 northbound (before the split) at around 8:am mid week, story on the radio went something like "man wielding machete on 280" or something like that, it was a bowie knife to be clear, machetes suck, long story short, dude was fucking with me on the road, tapping his breaks, laughing and flipping me off repeatedly, so i kissed his bumper w/ my own, dude (bigger than me) jumps out of his car, I whopped his ass, he runs to his car opens up passenger door, pulls out club lock, runs to me, i run to my vehicle, pull out my bowie knife and scare the fuck out of him, after a stalemate I get into my vehicle and drive off but notice his passenger car door open in front of me, so, I ripped it off with my own vehicle as I drove off, but as i was driving off noticed I was on every radio station in the bay area, so i proceeded to drive to the police station to turn myself in.

    I only did 1 night, it could have been a lot longer but dudes story to the cops didn't match up to all the witnesses stories,

    he said I started the fight, witnesses stated otherwise.
    he said i threw the first punch, witnesses stated otherwise.
    he said he never pulled out a weapon, witnesses stated otherwise.
    not to mention the evidence of his passenger door being opened for some reason (to pull out a weapon), which was clearly evident because I ripped the fucker off.

    so yeah, all charges dropped, if he told the truth, i could have done a decent stretch, after it was all said and done, a cop basically told me the dude tried to start a fight with the wrong guy but I still should'nt have done what I did.

    the longest stretch I did was 7 days in Sacramento county for missing a court date for speeding (technically reckless driving because I was exceeding the limit by quite a bit), it was like 5:am FFS, I was heading to Tahoe to go snowboarding, but yeah I was young and dumb.

    did a few other 1 nighters, stories were similar to the first (some had guns - no shooting though), all were dropped because it was self defense.

    back in SF I admit, I walked around looking for it. I'd purposely park my car, truck or motorcycle far from my work, so at night after work, I'd have to walk a decent length to get to it. I purposely took the sketchiest routes i could find in hopes someone would try to rob me or someone else just so i could whoop their ass. I look back at it now and think how fucking stupid/lucky I was, but what can I do.

    I think it all stemmed from growing up in the early 80's in predominantly white areas as a half breed, I've gotten my ass beat, been hunted and had multiple cigarettes put out on my back by a gang of teenagers all before I reached the age of 8 because I didnt look white, (that cigarette thing, and the being hunted thing '2 separate incidents' was in Montreal so Canadas not exempt from that racist shit)

    that, combined with growing up in a martial arts family going to watch my dad, cousins and uncles compete every few months, I grew up with a chip on my shoulder (or little demon) that subconsciously told me to actively look for bullies. all this is not a good combo to live a nice peaceful life in an unjust world.

    Today, I feel all I can do is make sure this doesn't happen to the next generation, I teach my daughter about both my strengths and my weaknesses, I've been teaching her to work hard & also training her in Muay Thai for self defense, but most importantly, I teach her what my martial arts family have been trying teaching me since I was a kid that I just couldnt seem to absorb through my thick skull because of my past, and that is to simply walk away.

    • Oh, now that is a much better tale than mine! :)Nairn
    • Prison Story of the day Thread!nb
    • Note to self. Don't fuck with Moldero.microkorg
    • Note to self: Build a time machine, go back and hang with Moldy.garbage
    • I like your style of conflict resolution. +1zarkonite
    • ... and yes, Montreal is racist as fuck. Their reputation as an open place is a well manicured PR facade. When did you live there?zarkonite
    • Does Montreal have a rep as open? I always thought the oppositeGnash
    • Montrealers certainly seem to think they're open minded! It's often touted in the local media as a point of pride.zarkonite
    • Or maybe you think that because everyone in Toronto is a dick, just kidding! ;)zarkonite
    • That was YOU!?!? I remember this news story. I couldn’t get to my girlfriends house because of this. Wow dudes.monospaced
    • gtfo mono - really? hahaNairn
    • hahah so amazingmantrakid
    • funny thing is it happened when I worked for Semens, I was headed to the Embarcadero centers doing fiber work, my work van had a 'hows my driving' phone # on itmoldero
    • cops kept walking by my cell wanting to see who the crazy psycho was, they were all like "this little dude?" I was still wearing my semens tech clothesmoldero
    • thats crazy that you remember mono, your the first one that I know heard of the storymoldero
    • I remember it very well. I lived in SF and my girlfriend was in Los Altos hills off the 280. I was stuck on the freeway where usually I was going 85-90mph.monospaced
    • Was this between 2002 and 2008? If not then it was someone else haha.monospaced
    • The story would have ended short for me as I'd have taken the 1st exit and avoided any confrontation at all....shapesalad
    • this was in '97 or '98 because i was still working at semens but freelancing at night, that day I lost my job but shortly after started working at balthasermoldero
    • little did balthaser knowmoldero
    • ok, someone else did somethign like this, so I guess yo'ure not alone :)monospaced
    • oh wait no, i quit before they had a chance to fire me, because my freelance client wanted to pay me 10k per website, $10k every 2 weeksmoldero
    • fuck I miss those flash daysmoldero
    • I remember after the .com crash I tried to get my job back at semens and they laughed at me :)moldero
    • You crazy mother fucker! Lolpango
    • A+++inteliboy
    • haha not going to congratulate you on your crazyiness but glad you learned from it. experiecne is the name we give to our mistakesdeathboy
    • Bowie knives are lush. I got a cold steel 1917. Wouldnt pull it on anyone tho'Doris_McSquirter
  • microkorg4

    I've been in a cell for 6 hours.

    Back in art college days I'd have Nuxx Vom (homeopathic) pills in my wallet if I was going on a night out as found it sorted out my dodgy tum the next day. My mum used to have loads of homeopathic remedies in the house so they were hers and she knew I took them.

    Went for a night out at the student union, they asked if they could search me. Of course I obliged I had nothing to hide. they got to my wallet - "What are these?", I told them, they were having none of it.

    I got accused of going to be dealing them in the union, chucked into a back office and questioned. Police were called. We were there for an indie night but another floor had a leather or s&m theme night on so loads of hot girls there dressed up pretty much in bondage gear. Cops can't believe their eyes.

    Cops knew I was telling the truth and was having a laugh with them, told them if they let me go i'd sign them in to the union lol.
    But they had go through with the complaint. I got escorted round the union to find my mates to tell them I was getting taken to cells.

    Get to the book-in at the cells, told to put both hands on desk and take my belt off. I explain that if i take my belt off without having a spare hand my baggy jeans will fall down. I was allowed a free hand lol.

    Got taken to the cell and told that they would send a car over to my parents house to search the house for drugs. They arrived at my folks house and were let in and shown to my room.
    I'm sweating in the cell thinking FUCK what if they find doobie pipe or those 'sheets of acid' i'd printed out from the internet for a laugh....... shitting it!

    Seemingly they walked into my room, saw it was in a complete state cos i was going through all my art and design work to prepare for end of year presentations. It was a pigsty, they couldnt be fucked turning it over so just left.

    I got let out the cell and made my way to my mates house, everyone had enjoyed a night out at the union apart from me.

    Got banned from the Union until I got a police report back saying pills were OK and nothing illegal. Of course I got that letter and went into the union to get un-banned and demand an apology.

    Didn't get one. Dicks!

    • This is hilarious.garbage
    • Made me think why are there no homeopathic recreational drugsdrgs
    • cos homeopathic drugs have been proven not to work. there's minute active ingredients within them , not enough to have any effect. it's all placebo.microkorg
    • Haha, shit. Sounds like the most annoying night ever. What a waste of everyone's time.Ianbolton
  • autoflavour5

    anyone else watching ZEROZEROZERO .. holy shit.. easily winning the TV of 2020 prize..
    if you haven't, do it.

    • +1 yeah, bloody brilliant.MrT
    • Finished it a few weeks back, the ending is whoaaagrafician
    • looks goodmoldero
    • It’s soooo good but leaves me an anxious mess. The mogwai score is amazing too. Real Sicario vibe to it.thumb_screws
    • Loooks dooopenb
    • Awesome show. Stefano Sollima is the creator (director of Sicario 2: Day of the Soldado).Milan
    • funny that you guys reconsider this now, I think it was already posted back, but yeah, deserving the credits, a great series!grafician
    • fuck me this looks good. How did I miss this lol_niko
    • only just come on SBS now in Australia, don't have Amazon Grafician .. also, only upto episode 5 so no SPOILERSautoflavour
  • Gardener0

    I sat in the queue for the dump at 9:15am (opens 10am) and had been there half an hour with over 30 cars behind me, I came here twice yesterday but the queue was so bad I just went home.
    If the Northampton council opened one of the other 3 tips in the area there wouldn't be the chaos and inconvenience but they obviously don't give a shit...

    • that weird tower in the background is for testing lifts!Gardener
    • Ha, yes, remember looking that up once after seeing it in the distance.webazoot
    • fly-tipping is becoming a massive problem. I'm not usually one for retribution but could think up something truly awful for fly-tippers.Fax_Benson
    • i fucking hate flytippers. then again, useless councils don't make it easy enough to get rid of trashhans_glib
    • Yeah. Littering in general is an epidemic and needs culture change - starting with local authorities taking it seriously. The amount of discarded PPE is nutsFax_Benson
    • old man, cloud etcFax_Benson
    • Also, unrelated: Fucking NOx Whips.

      Shitting fuckers spilling those all over the place, FUCKING STOP IT.
      Nairn
    • I mean, what do they get from a canister - a single balloon? The waste.Nairn
    • Weird, same thing over here in MTL, 2h queue for we call them Eco-Center, a place to dump paint, construction materials and other stuff.Bennn
    • Last I heard on bbc wales, they stopped picking up rubbish due to coronavirus because the recycling has to be sorted by hand. Is that why you are waiting in...cherub
    • a queue? I don't get why they can't continue the non-recycling rubbish pickups.cherub
    • one person a time at the bin, it's just daftGardener
  • fadein114

    So did Continuity leave then?
    That's a real shame if so.

    • Eh? I hadn't seen him recently, but just assumed he was busy - did something happen?Nairn
    • Yep, he mentioned he maybe after Deathboy upsetting Shellie incident.fadein11
    • that's shit.Fax_Benson
    • oh ffs. i don't think i saw that. I just skip deathboy note splurges.Nairn
    • I didn't see the notes, just what he said after, can't remember the thread though.fadein11
    • Link to the drama?deadsperm
    • see above, hopefully he's just busy as Nairn says but he did mention leaving.fadein11
    • what did i miss? noteboy at it again?renderedred
    • deathboy is lowlife, scumbag, POS. Fuck the side-post racist noteboy!utopian
  • jagara2

    Tiger balm instantly removes mosquito bite itching. Weirdly, 1 out of 1000 people seem to know this.

    • are you in fact armandomulroney83579...hans_glib
    • ?jagara
    • you can use any alcohol for that. tb has menthol in it.uan
    • Hand sanitizernb
    • What? I need it!SimonFFM
    • I think Windex too.monNom
  • Bennn1

    I repeat myself but it make me feel a bit better to write it somewhere ... there's SO much noise everywhere! The city in the summer is a perpetual noise chaos! From 7AM to 23PM it barely stops. Kids, cars, construction, dogs, people... it never end. And I live in a residential street, not a commercial or industrial area...

    • Hey old man, this belongs in the signs your getting old thread ;)zarkonite
    • yeah maybeBennn
    • yup, signs your getting oldrenderedred
    • I left the city. It’s great.monospaced
    • Lived in the city my whole life, past 10 years in the smack middle Copenhagen red light district. Moved close to Roskilde half a year ago...islandbridge
    • ...with a bit a of angst leaving the city behind. Didn’t realise the negative effect the constant backdrop soundscape of people struggling and hustling had on me.islandbridge
    • Love seeing the sky, breathing fresh air and just kicking back with my family. So calm, so chill. Love it! And yeah im a dad :Pislandbridge
    • Exactly.monospaced
    • oh yeah! only downside for me is that ocean breeze is killing all my computersmoldero
    • 3 years MAXmoldero
    • its the cityeddieScissors
    • Here, its all of that and FIREWORKS, LAPD COPTERS, LEAF BLOWERS.....FawnDog
    • dont you have noise cancelling headphone?
      put them on.
      pango
    • i have headphones but it gives me headhaches wearing them for 8 hours straight!Bennn
    • awww poor benpango
    • left the city 9 months ago, only ear the birds in the morning and my 1 month old baby crying...dmay
    • same here, sucks big time!SimonFFM
    • Hate city life. Working towards remote remote working.shapesalad
    • my job is downtown, it take me only 20-30min getting there. I dont want to go back to 2h transit time 2 times a day!Bennn
    • If working from home is still allow permanantely after the covid, thats going to be another story thoBennn
    • have you looked into a building with units that feature better insulation and quality windows? those go a long way toward isolating soundmonospaced
    • Sound of the city life. It’s music to meGnash
    • @mono Yeah, but the price of condos and houses has skyrocketed in MTL lately, its too much and with all the prices rising with the covid... not a good timeBennn
    • Weird. Prices are falling in most other major cities as people flee.monospaced
    • I was thinking even a nicer, newer, Apartment building with better construction maybe.monospaced
  • utopian-1

  • eddieScissors-6

    someone here ha mentioned how tank tops are weird and how to use them properly... here is a sweet example by billy idol of good tank top usage

    • billy is english so that's a 'vest' not a tank top. a tank top in the UK is like a sleeveless knitted jumper. also, billy is a tit.kingsteven
    • ah so meybe i mean vests? dunnoeddieScissors
    • that might be a white t-shirtmonospaced
    • I saw him get out of his tour bus once and I swear he wasn’t much taller than the bumper on the busGnash
    • He is one wee dudeGnash
  • face_melter9

    Working on a project in Uppsala, north of Stockholm, and I get the model - the architect says that there's a burger place on the side of the shopping centre so we need to add seating and whanot. Ok, I think, i'll check on Maps to see what the place looks like to match the materials and see if there is any signage.

    Oh...

    You bet your sweet fucking ass I am adding that to my model and making sure it is visible.

    • GTAV?nb
    • looks like the lion has to stay at home this time :) sad to see european people eating next to the shopping cart, we lost sweden.sted
    • DO IT!! LOLOBBTKN
    • Ge din dag en bra start!! ;)OBBTKN
    • I need to get to Stockholm! lolMondoMorphic
    • There's a shop in the Haga in Gothenburg called 'El Bastardo' which made me smile when I walked past it last year.Nairn
    • Kind of makes me want to start a company here in the UK called Coño, or something.Nairn
    • There's a taquería in Donosti called 'El cabrón'; it's a franchise or something similar...OBBTKN
    • The small structure on the right has a large, circular sign and it directly faces the camera I have set up in the model :D
      Gonna bastard it up nice and proper.
      face_melter
    • A totally lack of stylei_was
  • Gardener7

    then

    finally cleared the cellar, am a bit sad but a new, most probably blue cellar awaits in Scotland

    now

    • You're moving?
      You've sold everything?
      You have a very long commute?
      What's the story here?
      Nairn
    • What Nairn said and where are you moving to up here? Is it Dundee? You were talking about Dundee previously.microkorg
    • yes, house here sold, got just over a wekk until I hand keys over then Dundee awaits.
      Still yet to find a house tho so flat renting ahoy!
      Gardener
    • erm, weekGardener
    • Holy shit - so what's happening with your Radio Station?! And wtf are you moving to Dundee of all places? Countryside or town?Nairn
    • why dundee? tis a wee bit orrie, no?hans_glib
    • If you are not precious about actually living IN dundee then across the water in Newport is really nice and only a short bus ride or drive to dundee.microkorg
    • Broughty Ferry really (the nice part of town) it's all for the love of family - will still do show remotely and hopefully a local stationGardener
    • they said they would have me (ie they have not heard me) haGardener
    • all the vinyl is in storage for now tho I did put a few boxes on FB marketplace they went in minutes! (it's OK I know what I'm doing)Gardener
    • ah 'The Ferry' is nice part of 'The Dee'. I've had stuff played on Radio Tay before back when in an indie band at art college there.microkorg
    • ah yes, broughty ferry, vey poshhans_glib
    • Grouchos Dundee was a good place. Alistair died a while back iirc.Doris_McSquirter
    • He handled the tickets when my old band toured.Doris_McSquirter
    • yes I spoke to them about working there but they said "dead mans shoes" I don't think it's gonna last the lockdownGardener
    • Big day! good luck man... you'll be settled in and wading through LPs of presbyterian preachers in no time :Dkingsteven
    • I went to a party at Breeks' home in my late teens/early 20s. Friend was going out with his daughter. Coolest home ever. Music EVERYWHERE!microkorg
    • and a Jukebox full of quality music in pretty much every room. remember quite a fuss over the Madonna 'Sex' book being passed around lol.microkorg
    • haha, yeah I have already noticed the lack of 2nd hand vinyl quality north of Carlisle...Gardener
    • where are you moving from?utopian
    • NorthamptonGardener
    • lol, last picture looks like the entrance to an elevatori_was
    • god, I would have so loved that if it wasGardener
    • hahai_was
  • grafician0

    dreamt that the QBN community invented a time machine, QBN was like a big mansion with lots of rooms, the time machine was in a secret room with only a few knowing about it, for some reason I remember @nb pulling me in this room from a corridor and activating the time machine, there were a few others present, then we basically transported ourselves in the same room but in a different time and somebody saying that we can't go back to the old timeline as just being there in the new timeline would change it and can't reconnect to the old timeline to go back...

    robo was not present in either timelines, and I mentioned @nb as we all had our usernames written in big type hovering above instead of our heads and his username was shorter to remember

    the time machine looked similar to a pinball machine type box, but with large wires coming out of it and going into the walls and one main wire hooked to the door of the room so basically when you entered the room and shot the door the time machine activated, as in the last person entering the room and shutting the door behind him would active the machine and everybody present would be transported to a different time.

    yeah...

    • https://www.qbn.com/…Nairn
    • @nairn "wincest" comment from fax on your post haha.fadein11
    • :D

      Fax has a knack for gifting the community the perfect response, pretty much every time. The total cunt.
      Nairn
    • What did I look like in your dreamsnb
    • we all had normal bodies but our heads were replaced with our usernames but in big white type, weird afgrafician
  • omahadesigns-3

    Are you a good employee these days if you're working from home?

    I'm getting restless, taking showers and goofing off during the day.

  • nb6

    I need to do some dry-walling of my place in Fort Worth. Any recommendations?

    • Hire someone else to do it.monNom
    • Google is your friendi_was
    • Its easy, knife, tape, mud, your all setmoldero
  • Nairn0

    Plastic socks make your feet stink.

    No shit?

  • imbecile0

    Anyone else have a desire to customize things that don't really need it?

    My lawnmower is 16 years old and runs like a champ. It is a riding lawnmower that has spent more than a night or two outside over the years. I bought it used about 4 years ago and am about to do the yearly tune up; oil, filters, spark plugs, and new mulching blades. Standard stuff.

    But as I was going over it, I was noticing a little bit of rust here and there and thought I might buy some Steel-it to cover it once I get rid of that surface rust. Then I took notice of the faded paint and peeling stickers, thinking to myself "I could repaint this in a day".

    Long story short, I'm considering a yellow seat, yellow film for the headlights, steering wheel, ridiculous shift knob for the blade engagement lever, an ebay motorcycle exhaust (i seriously think this will quiet things down), metallic black paint on the engine cover, seat platform, and deck, with yellow paint on the wheels to match the seat and headlights.

    Necessary? No. Worth the $200 investment and 2 days effort? Probably.

    • Put some spinner rims on it!zarkonite
    • lol! I'm repainting metal that needs protected and replacing a cracked seat with style... some stuff may be overboard but spinners may be a bit much! :Dimbecile
    • Before and after photos would be cool.mort_
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