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  • ********
    -4

    should I...

    blow all my money on gear to freelance and make a movie w cool actors or...

    save it and live like a boss for like 6 months...

    ??

    i already know the answa

    • yespango
    • The second onemonospaced
    • https://i.gifer.com/…
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    • 6 months? Short in savings or your vision of "living like a boss" is expensive afOBBTKN
    • theres no timetable actually... 6 months is an estimate...i havent run the actual numbers. sorry
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    • you could have 6 months off the the internet at the same time.fadein11
    • I legitimately don’t think a movie will be a good investment right now. What with theaters closed and all that. Just enjoy the time bro.monospaced
    • unless you know the project will get picked up by online streaming services. they are starved for contents right now.pango
  • sted5

    deathboy

    show some recent work, or leave.

    • I'm suggesting this as a reason to ban.
      Let's remove all the big-mouthed unreliable nobody's from this house.
      sted
    • here is a reference of his latest deed:
      https://www.qbn.com/…
      sted
    • Cant see what's wrong with that tbh. Absentee voting is open to abuse, undeniablyDoris_McSquirter
    • Addressing his/her point will be more rewarding in the long run.Doris_McSquirter
    • The discussion here isn't about voting.
      Please move to the proper thread with your thoughts around that. ty.
      sted
    • Of fuck not this shit again. You guys need to stop whining over "trolls" and those you disagree with.NBQ00
    • 1 post in Show some recent work = 1 sidenote comment.
      Your turn!
      deadsperm
    • The work thread is the one place shitboy doesn’t go. Let’s keep it that way.monospaced
  • Gardener2

    I am back in the studio for the first time since lock-down for the show tonight - the mix will be A Nice Pair 5

  • Nairn6

    I just found a long blonde hair wrapped around the back of my neck. I don't have blonde hair, nor does my partner.

    That's the sort of shit that could seriously ruin a day if 'er indoors spied it before I did.

    • To clarify - I have no fucking idea where it came from or how it got there.Nairn
    • Do you guys share laundry with other people?pango
    • Nope. Must've blown onto me as I walked in earlier, which is scarcely believable... hehNairn
    • What color is your gf’s hair?Gnash
    • I don’t mean your partner...Gnash
    • My wife found a lipstick under our sofa that wasn't hers, nor mine. I got a raised eyebrow but that's it. We trust each other. Without trust you have nothing.
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    • She sometimes bugs me about around friends as a joke. One time a female friend told me (in front of my wife) "you should have told me I would covered for you!"
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    • My wife doesn't like her anymore. Hahahah
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  • Hayzilla14

    @drgs

    Thanks for inviting Doris_Mcsquirter to the party.
    Classy friend you got there

    • 1. Don't know him
      2. Uncertified users are not limited in any way, my "certification" has no effect
      3. Green usernames annoy me, if not a spammer get over with
      drgs
    • Itdrgs
    • Well you’re still a dick
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    • Better than a cuntdrgs
    • girls, GIRLS!!Projectile
    • Spam: "irrelevant* or unsolicited messages sent over the Internet"
      *I think he might be a spammer.
      webazoot
    • 80% of QBN are spammers and functional illiterates, but I live with itdrgs
    • you're the only helicopter, we get it :)sted
  • scarabin28

    oh, that's my password.

    • Guess who's back in the muthafuckin house, with a fat...hotroddy
    • PonyBoy
    • <span>&#129304;</span>PonyBoy
    • lol... welcome backPonyBoy
    • roll out the black carpetd_gitale
    • LolGnash
    • A legend returns. Now we just need set to come back as well. And robo. And docpoz. No, not docpoz.NBQ00
    • Christ, 2020 really is End Times, eh?Nairn
  • NBQ000

    What will be the first post done by scarabin since his return?

  • grafician3

    working late tonight, lights out in the house, balcony window open, I'm at my desktop, design and music...

    all of a sudden a hear some movement noises behind me in the room, I quickly turn around aaaaaand I see a dark shadow lurking - it was a black cat!

    she was doing rounds around my stacks of magazines next to a wall, in the semi-darkness!

    I stood there for a few seconds looking at the creature, amazed, wondering how the fuck she got in my room?!

    she looks back with those glowing eyes...

    I say a "heeey kitty", she turns around, walks calmly to the balcony window, goes outside, I follow her onto the balcony, then all of a sudden the next door neighbour comes up in his balcony.

    the cat walks between our balconies and goes back home - it was just the neighbour's cat!

    so, until tonight, I had no clue that the next door flat was occupied and that the neighbour had a black cat...

    • ah yes. the wandering cat that claims your home. last time that happened to me ended up with a nasty scratch and no sleep.inteliboy
    • @inteli I kinda remember, the lost cat? that was funnygrafician
    • that was a meaty story :D
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    • In Romania?monospaced
    • @mono were else? lolgrafician
  • monospaced34

    I bought a house on Friday — finally — and we are moving into it today. I can’t wait to relax in my yard and enjoy the peace and quiet far from nyc, reunited with my boy, who has been camping out at the grandparents for the last few weeks.

    • How the heck do you buy and move in so quickly? Here in Aus, that process is generally at least 30 days.BusterBoy
    • In the USA you are allowed to move into a house the day you buy it. I believe this is true in Australia too if I’m not mistaken.monospaced
    • We started this before the lockdown. It was a long process. We had a closing date and scheduled the move accordingly. :)monospaced
    • nice, mono!PonyBoy
    • Congrats...probably a good time to escape from city life!yuekit
    • Nice! Congrats!lukus_W2
    • Thumbs upSimonFFM
    • I'm on your heels mono. congrats. I'm trying my luck in 15 monthsshellie
  • grafician0

    About that digital passport discussion, some of us just use their real names as we can stand our own, sort of speak...

    Wondering how many in this public forum can do the same and own to their posts?

    But not only here, anywhere online?

    So before posting shit, in a way, stop to think "would I still post the same content if people could recognise me online as in real life"?

    Yeah...

    p.s. props to Simon and few others around here for keeping it real and owning to their content everywhere!

    • Just think "would I'd be comfortable talking the same shit with this guy/girl over beers?"grafician
    • Props to deathboy for owning his racist sideposts, they are real works of art.utopian
    • @utopian that man needs to handle his shit big time, as a man...not judging here, just a thought regarding ownership of content I guess...grafician
    • Thanks Grafician!SimonFFM
  • ********
    10

    That money cat was bullshit

    • Worked for memoldero
    • I just paid, thank$ Moneycat!utopian
    • "got paid"utopian
    • stop frontin nb, you ain't upvoted shit!utopian
    • Doing well here, are you sure that you Uv it?OBBTKN
    • I got Ferrari monies from it. Did you follow the instructions correctly?cannonball1978
    • money snake is the only true money-animal! all glory to money snake!sarahfailin
  • imbecile4

    One of my cars will turn 19 years old on Friday. There will be cake.

    • my truck is 20 & running like a champmoldero
    • My Multipla is 20. Will keep it until the gov prohibits driving with a gas car; strong engine.OBBTKN
    • My first car is 23. I have owned it for 10 years. W202 power!dpi
    • Do you mean Fiat Multipla?SimonFFM
    • 99% of my wardrobe turned 16 today :) patina is better in almost everything, coz of the lived in feel & look. show us some pics @imbecile & congrats!
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  • Gnash1

    anyone have recommendations of good image up-sizers?

  • Nairn0

    Cooking. Oven on, hot. Midget walked into kitchen so my eye was very much on her and what her next move was, rather than what I'd been up to mere seconds prior.

    Tasted the wrong spoon and just mouthed a heaped tablespoon of fermented miso paste.

    *winces

    So damn good.

  • drgs6

    Any QBNers who have been in prison?

    • Been in a cell for 12 hours and 4 hours, yes, but real prison - no.Nairn
    • ^ that's jailmoldero
    • deathboy did some time for excessive side note.utopian
    • Haha, Deathboy probably sees QBN as a prison.Ianbolton
    • Shall we have a game to see who can make it in prison the longest. Starting from now...Ianbolton
    • Not sure if anyone else remembers this but there was a guy on here a few years ago who mentioned he got caught growing weed in his house...yuekit
    • and that he was facing serious charges. Then disappeared...seems pretty likely he's serving some time now.yuekit
    • I've only been to jail. Got arrested while riding a street spot, and apparently I had a warrant for failure to appear in court because a clerk had made..garbage
  • ********
    -17

    anyone that downvotes the ramones is a coward and should be outed and banned.

    • #canceldownvoters
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    • *also goes for trump disinfectant remix
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    • *and some trumpwave
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    • https://media.giphy.…
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    • https://thumbs.gfyca…
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    • Nobody ACTUALLY likes the Ramones. The fans just like to say stuff like this and wear old t shirts.monospaced
    • I hope you’re joking mono... I can’t tellGnash
    • lolsted
  • ********
    -12

    anyone here had any conjugal visits while in prison?

    thank you.

  • ********
    -11

    today was a clear day. 72 degrees.

    i was able to get a haircut and felt like that was the first thing that had to get done and it did.

    i feel weird. i like the cut tho

    have a good day.

  • ********
    -12

    i see my volume of posts is high right now.

    i apologize for that.

    as you were.

    • *this ones going in the textbooks, is what they are saying...
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  • ********
    -13

    ok, last post of the moment:

    it is the end of the day here in nyc.
    the sky is a stark orange with waves of baby blue sky

    mostly clear sky.

    thanks for reading this.