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- microkorg4
I've been in a cell for 6 hours.
Back in art college days I'd have Nuxx Vom (homeopathic) pills in my wallet if I was going on a night out as found it sorted out my dodgy tum the next day. My mum used to have loads of homeopathic remedies in the house so they were hers and she knew I took them.
Went for a night out at the student union, they asked if they could search me. Of course I obliged I had nothing to hide. they got to my wallet - "What are these?", I told them, they were having none of it.
I got accused of going to be dealing them in the union, chucked into a back office and questioned. Police were called. We were there for an indie night but another floor had a leather or s&m theme night on so loads of hot girls there dressed up pretty much in bondage gear. Cops can't believe their eyes.
Cops knew I was telling the truth and was having a laugh with them, told them if they let me go i'd sign them in to the union lol.
But they had go through with the complaint. I got escorted round the union to find my mates to tell them I was getting taken to cells.Get to the book-in at the cells, told to put both hands on desk and take my belt off. I explain that if i take my belt off without having a spare hand my baggy jeans will fall down. I was allowed a free hand lol.
Got taken to the cell and told that they would send a car over to my parents house to search the house for drugs. They arrived at my folks house and were let in and shown to my room.
I'm sweating in the cell thinking FUCK what if they find doobie pipe or those 'sheets of acid' i'd printed out from the internet for a laugh....... shitting it!Seemingly they walked into my room, saw it was in a complete state cos i was going through all my art and design work to prepare for end of year presentations. It was a pigsty, they couldnt be fucked turning it over so just left.
I got let out the cell and made my way to my mates house, everyone had enjoyed a night out at the union apart from me.
Got banned from the Union until I got a police report back saying pills were OK and nothing illegal. Of course I got that letter and went into the union to get un-banned and demand an apology.
Didn't get one. Dicks!
- This is hilarious.garbage
- Made me think why are there no homeopathic recreational drugsdrgs
- cos homeopathic drugs have been proven not to work. there's minute active ingredients within them , not enough to have any effect. it's all placebo.microkorg
- Haha, shit. Sounds like the most annoying night ever. What a waste of everyone's time.Ianbolton