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- thumb_screws0
What happened to morilla?
- he pops up occasionally in aNoTher plaCehans_glib
- I recall he was hot.i_monk
- Aye, he lives in the desert, i_monk ;)detritus
- https://i.imgur.com/…Continuity
- Actually, does anyone know if he lived in Düsseldorf in 2014, and worked in an ad agency? If so, then I know him IRL.Continuity
- nah, I think he was working for [insert name of video compression codec] back then.detritus
- detritus1
Ooh, some kindly random internet stranger's just sent me an unsolicited email, offering me a whole 85% off the creation of a wikipedia page honouring me — the day is looking up!
- Continuity0
Turns out, one can wash one's Toms in the machine on the delicate cycle. Which is exactly what I did.
- lol, sounds like you put your genitals through the washer... . Enjoy?detritus
- Well ...Continuity
- You're sounding more high-pitched than usualdetritus
- jaylarson1
< Waits for R Kelly or Drumf threads to lineup with The Predator
- docpoz0
My buddy made this, apparently.
- wow!jaylarson
- Super sick shit. Love itdocpoz
- apparently? he doesn't know for sure?Gnash
- Like docpoz, his friend has many pseudonyms too, so neither are too sure what the other/all/one is up to, or not. Or maybe.detritus
- Detritus forgot to go outside again.docpoz
- @gnash: I dont know what he did on it if it was the gfx or directingdocpoz
- it's pretty cool, whatever he didGnash
- yea, this vid is hot.docpoz
- detritus0
There's the biggest jobbie clogging one of the toilets here - I can't even begin to imagine either how dilated that person's anus is, or how much it must've hurt squeezing that out. Damn.
- POIDHset
- Ok, I give up - POIDH?detritus
- Pics Or It Didn't HappenContinuity
- I was just clarifying the acronym.
By no means am I actually asking for pics of the turd.Continuity - d'oh! I thought it was something like "Poo of IandI's Day, HaileSelassie", or somethingdetritus
- If it doesn't stick out of the water it doesn't beat the "French baguette" I once saw at the ladies room in high school. Unfortunately, I don't have pics.Maaku
- It stuck out of the water.
By a good couple of inches.detritus - I probably wouldn't have gotten it either.
(POIDH)set
- SimonFFM2
Abroad again, this time staying in a Marriott. The hotel bar is so damn uncool, is it always like that with Mariotts? My job starts early tomorrow morning and I would have enjoyed a cozy hotel bar, but this is really shit here.
Sorry, for complaining.
- SimonFFM1
... this is getting funny now. I thought, well, when the bar is shitty, I still have my mini bar... surprise...
haha, what the fuck, Marriott. You suck!
- burn it downkona
- Outrageous!pango
- $5 for them to stock the mini bar??? what a jokemonospaced
- surprised at this. I imagine most of the minibar sales are impulse, who would knowing spend $10 on a packet of stale peanuts by ordering them up?Gnash
- lol exactly gnashset
- Drunk me would.Longcopylover
- ^ exactlyGnash
- mg336
This popped into my mind a couple days ago. Is this still the funniest thing on the Internet?
- Joshua Davis FTW!ideaist
- He self published children's books!?robotron3k
- OK, who HAS NOT seen this video before?mg33
- 8-12 million from 3 clients making flash sites. those were the days lol._niko
- how I miss those days of anything's possible.shapesalad
- detritus0
So I've just arrived back after my walk home from work - it's night time here, and I've had a long day and am a bit tired.
On my way up I see in the distance a burly-looking guy of a sort of Turkish or Albanian persuasion - a bit top-heavy, meat-head, often misses leg day at the gym.
He's wearing a tightish t-shirt emblazoned with the word 'GAY' on it, writ large. 'Huh' I think, my expectations of his perceived character type challenged, 'good for him'.
Except as he gets closer and closer, I realise I've misread, and instead of a proud exclamation of his sexuality, it's instead that shitty sub-brand from Emporio Armani that gets sold at high markup in shitty local chav fashion stores (and then at massive discount in TKMaxx the year after), 'EA7'.
I actually LOL'd to myself as he passed, relishing the idea of this gorilla-swaggering lumpen fuckwit being so misinterpreted from afar.
Now i can't help but think that some sarcastic Italian fashion bitch made the EA7 design that way on purpose, exacting a subtle revenge on the sort of homophobic untermen he knows buys that shit.
This sort of shit.
Squint, massively.
- Tempted to do a 'had a scrawny little fella squinting at my new Armani top earlier' quip but thought better of it.Fax_Benson
- EAT!pango
- i can't make that say gay at all, and my eyesight is shithans_glib
- I wondered too, when I tried it out here last night - zoom out so it's a pinky's width at arm's length, then squint. it helps if it's nighttime too.detritus
- no homo this endfadein11
- Maybe you wanted it to say GAY?freedom
- Maybe I did, Freedom, maybe I did.
You're a clever girl.detritus
- pockets1
anyone got tickets to the 2018 Cannes Film Festival in LA?
- sea_sea19
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I have to put my 15-year-old labrador buddy Muluc down tomorrow. :( In recent weeks things just went downhill for him. He's been such a good boy, he deserves I do the right thing for him. He deserves I find the courage to follow thru, but I'm struggling. I need someone to come by and swoop him up in rainbows and kittens to that awesome dog park in the sky. My heart hurts. :'(
- Awww man :( so tough, 15 is a good innings though, Dogs are the best people. Stay strong.thumb_screws
- :(detritus
- :( wish I could hug you, C’s. Lost my pup of 16 years this past January. You’re right to keep him from suffering... you’re a good momma to him :(PonyBoy
- Sorry to hear. Only advice I’ll offer...if at all possible, try to have it done at home. When we put our cat down we took him to the Vet and I can still see...BusterBoy
- ...the look of confusion and anxiety in his face. One of the biggest regrets of my life.BusterBoy
- that's awful for you. 15 is good innings though. Muluc is a good dog and deserves a rest.lowimpakt
- All dogs go to heaven... Stay strong.helloeatbreathedrive
- Give him the best last night of cuddles and treats.mugwart
- Goddamn I'm sorry. I got so choked up when you said he's such a good boy. Feel better soon, the both of you. Wishing you peace.shellie
- Sucks. I hope you feel better.docpoz
- :/garbage
- As Buster said, see if you can get it done at home. We had two cats put down at home and was a nice way for the family to say goodbye.microkorg
- Said goodbye this way to the cat i got when I was 1yo when i was 20. Passed away in my arms. Heartbreaking. I still have dreams with her in them.microkorg
- So sad to hear. Feel free to share more pictures of your good boy if it helps.Longcopylover
- So sorry to hear - I echo the other comments about having it done in home if possible.bulletfactory
- I so sorry, I know the routine, my stomach just sank :(utopian
- I'm sorry sea-sea. they become a family member and it sucks to see them hurt. just give lots of love till you have to do it.capn_ron
- Thanks everyone <3 it's done. Turns out he was almost 17 years old. It was a gentle process, I'm very greatful for that. xosea_sea
- I feel your pain, but you did the right thing. Sorry for your loss.zarkonite
- :-(
So sad to hear this, sea_sea! I feel for you.Krassy - I had to put down my black lab a few years back. really gentle doggies. mine's health went quickly, too. Take solace in you are doing the right thing.BonSeff
- My condolences seasea. They become our everything. And we in turn become theirs. Time will heal.cannonball1978
- So sorry to hear Ceci. <3instrmntl
- :(pockets
- Sorry bud, went through this about 1.5 months ago: "The last unselfish act we can do for them is to let them go"davey_g
- So sorry, I have a lab just like him, they are such amazing pets :(spot13
- So sorry sea_sea!!! Ugh, heartbreaking. Be strong. Good luck. :(mandomafioso
- I lost my dog in 1992 and I still think about her every day of my life.CyBrainX
- Hope your okaymugwart
- BusterBoy0
My father in law has been living with an abdominal aortic aneurysm for about a year. Super risky to operate at his age...so he decided to chance his luck and leave it. So he’s had to live with the knowledge he had a ticking time bomb inside and that it could burst at any point.
Unfortunately his luck ran out this morning and the aneurysm blew...he was conscious and they’ve managed to get him to hospital relatively quickly. The doctor said there was a 50/50 chance of getting through surgery. Thankfully the old bugger has.
Still not out of the woods. Very real chance of complications, but over the first major hurdle.
- Wow. Damn...gotta hurt. Regards.docpoz
- Sending positive vibes your way...robotron3k
- sorry, Buster :( Hope he pulls through. I'm w/my in-laws for the next 2 weeks, both in their late 70's... my poor wife is so full of 'what if' fears at this agePonyBoy
- Well the old bugger pulled through the Op and is now awake. On dialysis as his kidneys took a hit...still touch and go but good signs.BusterBoy
- Nice... glad for your family, manPonyBoy
- mugwart2
Fuck say, start to heal from the burn out and starting to get out of serious depression and my ex wife kicks off again, threatening me with Police action.
Fuck you narcissist, shit staining this incredible fucking world.
- What did you do to deserve police action?M01XXX
- Sucks to hear.docpoz
- She was a violent abusing drunk. In the mornings it was always me that did the violence. I'm trying to sort my finance out and realised I was over paying £120mugwart
- a month for like 3 years. I said I couldn't pay it and I wanted my stuff back. And thus the police action.mugwart
- You were over-paying that each month, or she was paying? She can't pay you back, so flipped?detritus
- I was overpaying her. I'm not asking to be paid back. Just want to get my stuff back. Originally I told her to keep it but she didnt honour her agreement so Imugwart
- need to sell some stuff to recover some money from her. Plus a whole host of other stuff.mugwart
- no i think he has been paying £120 / month too much and would like that overpayment back, as a result she'd gone ballistic.hans_glib
- personally i'd write it off, pay the correct amount from now on and leave the psycho hosebeast well alone.hans_glib
- *say = sake!mugwart
- Narcs are loco when it comes to other people's shite... Be careful engaging her, make sure you have someone around to keep her in checkrobotron3k
- trying to hans but she wont let me go. Men only exist to pay for her life it seems.mugwart
- I know the type.docpoz
- Yeah your right @robo. I refuse to be alone with her. Fucking terrifying mind set.mugwart
- ffs, well at least your finances wll be £120 better off each month from now on. Good luck with whatever happens, mugwart - shit's above my pay-grade xdetritus
- Whats stopping you from completely cut her off?pango
- Keep the evidence of you over paying her for 36 months. It will come in handy.
Reasoning or debating with her will go no where.pango - I have a kid.So this is through child benefits. So I cant cut her off, she's going to japan soon. I want to make sure she comes back with my kid ...mugwart
- Thanks for the advice thoughmugwart
- She's taking the kids to Japan?!?
I assume you don't have full custody yet :/pango - Cluster B personality types means adopting a no contact rule. Forget the lost money/possessions. Tell the kids you’ll see them when they leave home.spunji
- Get yourself a good psychologist. She can’t take the kids out of the country without your written consent.spunji
- She's taking him on holiday to see his grand parents. Shes a bitch but I think the experience of a month plus in rural Japan for an 8 year old incredible.mugwart
- thanks spunji - I know about the written contact. That alone is a fight I've been having for over a month. She's not taking him without itmugwart
- I wish you the best mug. Try focusing in yourself. Any small step is important to rebuild confidence and focus. Sometimes we neglect ourselves.Salarrue
- ^ thank youmugwart
- docpoz2
Well, everythings terrible. Gonna smoke some weed and stare at the sky like thanos.
It really is a beautiful planet.
- World is fucking amazing if it wasn't for few arseholes!
Enjoy the view. Photos please!mugwart - Yeah, man. Mean people suck. Fuck it.docpoz
- Where you at?Maaku
- Rockaway Beach, nydocpoz
- Well shit, I may come to NY later this JuneMaaku
- I didn't realize thanos smokedmonNom
- Cant crash at my place, meserole, we're stuffeddocpoz
- World is fucking amazing if it wasn't for few arseholes!
- Continuity4
I want a Cuban sandwich.
I've never, ever had one. But, they look fucking delicious.
So, I really, really want to try a Cuban sandwich.
- I also have never had one. Also never had chicken adobo like the Philippine dish.HijoDMaite
- I just Googled that. It looks fucking delicious, too.Continuity
- They ARE delishdocpoz
- don't watch this : https://www.youtube.…spl33nidoru
- there was a cuban spot just after 2000 down the street from Epitaph records... omg, sooo goodimbecile
- Cafe Tropical on Sunset!imbecile
- Don't watch this :
https://www.youtube.…fooler - That Binging with Babish one I must have seen a thousand times now It makes me want to cry.Continuity
- They can be too salty, but they can also be devastatingly delicious.stoplying
- FYI if you get one at Arby's and think you're actually eating a Cuban sandwich, you're expected to kill yourself later that day.mg33
- Ugh. I was about to have salad for lunch, and you might have veered me to my favorite gutbomb.garbage
- http://unbienseattle…garbage
- http://www.paseorest…garbage
- If you ever find yourself in Seattle, bookmark these. I prefer Paseo, but both are amazing. Now off to choke down a salad..garbage
- Pollo Tropical can killdocpoz
- in Miami - Try Sarussi
https://media-cdn.tr…umbee54 - Speaking of Arby's - this account is a must follow on Twitter: @nihilist_arbysstoplying
- ^That's a classic follow.garbage
- studderine1
Getting older guise.
- Happy Birthday?Maaku
- Yes, Happy Birthday!
(belated but still)kona - Thanks. Feels neutral.studderine
- imbecile-3
anyone recognize this?
- fourth5
Why do I get so into things?
Started drinking coffee last year casually. Started with a pour over thing, shitty grinder, ok beans. Now I have an aeropress, a better pour over, all kinds of carafes, a scale, gooseneck kettle, and just this morning ordered a $100+ hand grinder from the UK. Also have a monthly subscription to a fancy bean service. It takes like 20 minutes in the morning to make a cup of coffee. And then after all the time spent on it if something tastes slightly off I get pissed. Now I'm sitting here drinking coffee sans milk/sugar looking for some fancy taste thinking to myself... do I even really like this shit?
- I've been chewing caffeine gum. Skip the drinking and tasting part.pango
- ^yeah I used to just take a caffeine pill. was probably better for my teeth also.fourth
- Just add some milk and sugar. It's delicious and eff anyone who judges. Also getting pissed is not zen. Try to be zen.mandomafioso
- If needles not to much of a hassle.... Only if....pango
- I have an aeropress but I only use it while camping. Hate em. You're on a slippery slope, Red Bull and instant coffee are the only things that can save you.garbage
- Do everything in moderation.robotron3k
- I'm a total obsessive too but never got coffee. I'm happy with an instant with milk and sugar.set
- Used to live with someone who made 'proper' decent coffee all the time and I thought it tasted like shitset
- I remember the first and only time I ordered a machiatto just assuming I'd get a coffee. Little did I know it'd be the coffee equivalent of a shot of sambuca.set
- I wish I got it but I just don'tset
- isn't the whole point in an aeropress that you can make it and clean up in 30 seconds? love coffee but any longer wouldn't be worth it.kingsteven
- no need to grind your own beans ... you can have them ground at any shop that sells themmonospaced
- this is a great post I can relate to.fadein11
- what was the grinder you bought from the UK, if I may ask?detritus
- aeropress and pour over can be done quickly. but to be done 'right' you need to do a lot of steps, grind beans fresh, proper ratio, water temp, etcfourth
- the grinder is an aergrind. apparently a consistent grinder makes a huge difference. similar to cooking you need to chop your ingredients equally to cook evenlyfourth
- it starts with coffee, then..
https://www.bdsmtoys…futurefood - Caffeine gum? Setfacedocpoz
- not a fan of coffee. or just dont give a shit how coffee tastes. those manbun barista roll their eyes at me when i tell them i just want coffee...pango
- if tea has higher caffeine than coffee, id drink that.pango
- gys, get with the times... https://www.bonanza.…imbecile
- *guysimbecile
- +1 OHHHYEAH!!pango
- https://www.youtube.…hotroddy
- I lol'd. 20 mins. Takes me 5. I use vanilla creamer and am satisfied.Hayoth
- I totally get you...zarkonite
- Coffee is the latest thing to have been gentrified. Now it's full of cunts taking about it if it were wine.Chimp
- I'm happy with my bog-standard French press. If I need something espresso-based, I'll go to a café. Anything else is just hipster wanking.Continuity
- ^ areopress is great though. i can make a great coffee and clean up in 30 seconds. add 19 minutes of prep and i'd be unrealistically critical of the result too.kingsteven
- ok so today I realized the stovetop kettle takes 10 minutes to reach a boil. sigh. ill never be contentfourth
- I gotta say, I'm impressed with the double espressos my partner's wee Bialetti moka pot makes. A lot better than I imagined they'd be.detritus
- 20mins??? ffs you're mad. boil kettle, grind coffee (use electric), put grounds into a jug, add water. leave for a couple of mins, stir, done. 6 mins tops.hans_glib
- A combination of boredom, availability and comfort mixed with a little bit of ego probably.. (Not meant as an insult)mekk
- docpoz0
I wonder how I can get in on making a Transformers movie. I'd make that shit the sickest evaaa
- make an e-pill robots movie!uan
- This is going on my bucketlist...docpoz
- Epill robots?? Tell me more...docpoz
- https://epill.devian…uan
- there's a big lock in transparent greydocpoz
- but theres 20 comments so i must be missing some plugin or...docpoz
- ok. i'm in...docpoz
- yes. those guys could be some of the baddies... we could possibly make a short film as a process experiment for what I'm going to do in Transformersdocpoz
- I'm...I'm getting a story...on a farm planet... (twiddles fingers)...docpoz
- Go search which studio been making CGI for those movies. Get a job there. Tho I've heard the industry is on a race to the bottom.pango
- Everyone is offering the cheapest rate to get the contract. Be prepared for over time and under pay.pango
- No way, Id have to hire a cg companydocpoz