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  • bklyndroobeki0

    Thinking of getting into Gaming. Where to direct my attn to first?

    • The only games i play are Clash of Clan and Clash Royal (iOS / Android)
      Very cool games.
      Bennn
    • ps4 & psvrscarabin
    • Video games thread.monospaced
    • ps because xbox exclusives are sheitsted
    • Oh Jesus, really Bennn? Aren't they bullshit casual micropayment games?detritus
    • What sort of games do you like?
      Where will you play (living room, studio?)
      Do you have a budget?
      What computer do you use?
      detritus
    • I had planned to buy a PS4 this year but haven't gotten around to it - now eyeing Switch, but just for Zelda & MarioKart..detritus
    • ..I'm not sure how big the library is for it at the moment?detritus
  • utopian9

  • kona9

    lol

    Sooner than expected, but as expected, my role was eliminated yesterday afternoon. No more than an hour after my boss pushed me to deliver a mockup for one of their brand websites that they're paying an external agency to develop. You're welcome.

    As expected, the engineering manager thinks his team of 4 backend app developers can design and UX the remaining 60% of the app. Even with the component library I built, there's not a snowballs chance in hell.

    So I sit here this early am questioning the universe and my place in it's vastness. I feel like a total failure and I'm not sure I want to design again. Fuck me. I'm having a hard time looking my eldest son in the eye for fear that he sees the failure in mine.

    • sorry to hear that buddy. don't beat yourself up over it.scruffics
    • This event does not define you, start looking right away. Show your son you are cool under pressure. Good luck brother.HijoDMaite
    • 'Role Eliminated' as in sacked, or taken off that project? Sorry to hear, man, but it sounded like a socio-political clusterfuck rather than a criticism of you.detritus
    • I think a lot of us can totally comprehend. Been there also... Sadly you can't influence shit like this, you're just getting fucked by douches, not your fault.grotesk_neue
    • I wouldn't take it to heart, and certainly not as a failure. It's quite clear financial scrimping and idiots are involved, as always.
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    • It's been a long time since I've seen your work, but from memory I don't have you down as one of the lacklustre fucks, and you've always exuded competencedetritus
    • whats your experience and where are you based? We need developers over here. Can up your name/cv forwardmugwart
    • ive worked with c"nts like this. Its heart breaking and soul destroying. Fuck them. You put your all into it and so you can look at yourself in the mirror.mugwart
  • detritus0

    It's exam results time in Britain for ~16 year olds.

    On the walk into work this morning my local school was doling out results, with varying clusters of excited and happy types versus congregations of morose dust-kicking failures.

    Further down I passed two kids walking away, one very excitedly says to his mate "OMG, I GOT A 'C'. IN SCIENCE!".

    That's my boy — fuck those 11x A* cunts!

    • I reached out and suggested a career in graphic design - I know it's served me well.detritus
    • Good for him.mugwart
    • I'm being droll but it reminded me of the dread horror I felt picking up my results. I was never very academic, and the results proved as much.detritus
  • ********
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    Got a new freelance assignment, to create the layout for a product design company's website which will be after polished/reviewed by their senior graphic designer and coded by their programmer/developer.

    I was required to do it in Illustrator.
    Cool, no problemo!

    So I was checking for some templates to start playing and couldn't help but notice that the offers for Sketch are superior than for Illustrator, well at least in the different places I was checking.

    I realized also that many prefer Photoshop to Illustrator.
    I also wrote back in December that some company wanted to hire me as Web Designer to work with Photoshop creating Layouts...

    • i don't know if this is strange or not, but I've never used illustrator for web design. Always Photoshop.shellie
    • Time to learn Sketch now, it's what all the kids are into....robotron3k
    • ^ and or XD?Gnash
    • Still using illustrator here, but im hearing they want to move on to sketch and
      adobe XD....
      futurefood
    • the first time i heard about it i found it weird but after that interview i noticed it's pretty common
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    • Sketch is the way to go because of the plugins. So many options that make it easier to collaborate with developers.Maaku
    • Sketch is mad fast in comparison to PSD or Illy.umbee54
  • shellie0

    This tropical storm is about to full on hurricaine into the side of Texas and fuck up my whole week.

    • HK feels your painimbecile
    • let's hope trump's NEMA is more competenter than W. Bush'sGreedo
    • read first "...fuck my whole weed."
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    • it sounds like it's about to get really real I south Texas. its a big slow moving storm about to make landfall during high tide.shellie
    • Where are you in the RGV?robotron3k
    • ^Robo I'm not but I'm arranging travel for someone who was flying out of TULSA was hit by storms that shut shit downshellie
    • So i sent him to Dallas. But it's now a big rolling problem. So now it looks like trying Dallas on Monday with a new ticket w/ travel insurance bc by Mon -- IDKshellie
    • This is going to cause travel delays and airport mayhem all over the south.shellie
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    i drank half of a Che Cali Banh Coffee, shits got me all fucked up right now

  • robotron3k-2

    Am I the only one that has noticed The Weekend sounds like Michael Jackson?

    • Do you mean Bruno Mars? Bruno Mars sounds like Michael Jackson.i_monk
    • neither are as good
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    • What do michael Jackson and caviar have in common?HijoDMaite
  • ********
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    i might not be religious but i still say "bless you" when someone sneezes... whats with this "blesh you" crap?

    • at the moment that one sneezes they become vulnerable to the devil's influence. a quick blessing protects one's soulGnash
    • It's true, every time you sneeze, you lose 21 grams. So sneezing is the best way to lose weight. I'd say that's a fair trade for being cursed forever.DRIFTMONKEY
    • lol
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    • just cultural norm that means nothing but it's polite I guessmonospaced
    • it was rumour, long ago, that your heart actually stopped when you sneezed. In reality, when you sneeze your eyes shut tignt so your eyeballs don't pop out.robotron3k
    • ..hence "bless you" you just died for a moment. but it is impossible to force your eyes open when you sneeze.robotron3k
    • If you feel a sneeze coming on, keep your eyes open - closing them is part of the reflex action and keeping them open prevents the sneeze from happening.face_melter
    • Mythbusters did it. https://www.youtube.…bulletfactory
  • capn_ron1

    No matter if I'm walking, riding my bike or driving....
    All i can think is that my life is one big game of Paperboy.

    Dodging everything from shitty drivers to zombie phone walkers to homeless to garbage on the road.

  • bklyndroobeki3

    Got management on cam entering my apartment. What should I do?

    • are they allowed to i.e. in contract etc? if not, call police for break and enterautoflavour
    • why?!?monospaced
    • burn the whole places down.shellie
    • confront them. act suuuuuper pissed off.pango
    • 2nd time mono, i don't know why. warned them once.bklyndroobeki
    • you warned them already?pango
    • Sue. Restraining order. Get the law involved. Trespassing.ArmandoEstrada
    • review your contract. research tenant by law. piss on their door.pango
  • bulletfactory0

    Got a random (spam? wrong address?) email from someone that just had one line.

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    Quote of the day: Never give up.
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    I'm not mad. I hope I get another one Monday.

  • ********
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    Anyone in Honolulu? What's good?

    Hip restaurants? Must-see, must-do activities?

    • Checking out Pearl Harbor was pretty cool. Hanauma Bay is absolutely amazing and if you rent a jeep you can cruz around the island for some incredible sightskona
    • Stopping at North Shore you could see some pretty incredible waves. Just be wary of any roadside shops. Prices are redonk.kona
  • pinkfloyd3

    I quit my full time job in February of this year. Funny thing was I was making more yet living standards were also high, living and working in Midtown, Manhattan.

    I make less money today doing what I enjoy, but the irony is that i'm saving more than before. There's also less stress, and this is a great time to take it easy and recover from 16 years of hustle in NYC.

  • bklyndroobeki4

    I was missing a friend today. I'd thought his instagram was very quiet, I'd been so self involved over the past 15mos... hadn't even noticed, and hadn't been on social media much. Today I wanted to reach out to him.

    Found out today (on FB's memorial page for him... ) that he'd passed away last January. Last January.

    He was a light, people loved him, and he was an amazing artist. He was involved in the music scene in LA and brought to LA phenomenal artists, a total people connector through music.

    Chuckled today I'd remembered sneaking a love letter into his back pack in 4th grade, and tried to retrieve it and he caught me... I was mortified LOL.

    I went to Bumble fest with him '07, in SF at the start of his new magazine to photo shoot for him. His magazine and career in music spun off from there.

    I miss him dearly. I regret not seeing him in 2015 when he'd been in NY and began uploading old photos of childhood memories. Why was he doing this... did he know?

    He died from pneumonia at 37. How does that even happen to someone so young. There was so much of an outpour of love for him on his FB page, that I'd missed.

    While I felt moved by the impact he had, I was left feeling contemplative of my own life. What legacy will I leave? Who will post on my "wall"/come to my funeral? What will people say about who I was?

    Some of the other shit that I've given weight to, all seems to float away.

    • :( sorry, bklynPonyBoy
    • Was he sick w/something else? pneumonia can often be the disease that takes a person young but they may have some underlying immune issue...PonyBoy
    • :(pinkfloyd
    • I've been putting more effort to call up an old friend for coffee every week. As we get older death seem to be a more common occurrence we notice.pango
    • thanks for sharing, sorry for your loss.utopian
    • Sorry for your loss. Too often we all get caught up in "life" and miss what is really important, we all do it, every day.formed
    • I'm so sorry bklyn. I was at a funeral yesterday and thought to myself, I need to do more of what makes me happy. I suggest you do the same. <3 xosea_sea
    • sorry for your loss. that must have been crazy to find out. peace and take care.
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  • detritus0

    So, these are a thing...

  • imbecile-8

    Sometimes I accidentally hit downvote instead of dogear, and because we can only upvote after that, I don't. Sorry not sorry.

    • so, you downvote but then you don't repair the mistake? what would be your other option instead having to upvote then? I'm not sure i get your logic
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    • the other option is to remove the downvotes, which isn't possiblemonospaced
    • okay, so if i upvote after a downvote "it doesn't set the record straight?"
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    • wel, i be damned...it doesn't
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    • never noticed that.
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  • scarabin2

    skipped burning man this year

  • jaylarson0

    B safe Houston—all them damn gators and snakes + flood. F that!

    • crazy... and they have days of rain (non-stop water rising) ahead of themPonyBoy
  • PonyBoy-4

    When the hell did tipping for food delivery turn into this?

    I just placed an order for the local Tai joint to bring some fried rice about a mile to our place.

    $5 or 20%?? REALLY? You're not refilling my drinks and taking away dishes etc etc...

    THIS IS ROBBERY!!!

    :)

    • You can't justify that!pango
    • tipping is a strange custom to the English...aren't we all underpaid as it is?mugwart
    • tipping has creeped into melbourne and is becoming the norm... such a joke. have got into a few heated arguments about it.inteliboy
    • I love how they transfer the responsibility of paying a living wage as if there's nothing they can do about it expect make the consumer feel guilty.Gnash
    • https://media.giphy.…GuyFawkes
    • The wife and I were just laughing at 'the balls' it takes to put a tip mug out if you work at Starbucks... do you see the folks sweating over the fryer...PonyBoy
    • ... at McDonald's dropping a fucking child-size water cup w/the word tips at the register? Strange how some places see fit to do so.PonyBoy
    • yeah fuck that. here is a tip for you, don't work in the fucking food service industry if you live in the USautoflavour