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  • pango1

  • Gardener3

    Found the piece of the only bomb to fall on Milton Keynes
    in WW2, it was given to me by an old soldier in 1977, I've
    had it tucked away in a box - just re-discovered, ever since!

    • I thought before reading it was a piece of Hash.
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    • wish it was....Gardener
    • very cool, Gardener!chukkaphob
    • still cool somehow.
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    • As shit as the bombing raids were. If there was one place to get hit it would have been MK :-)mugwart
    • just roll one already!...
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    • LOL! me too, hash on first glance!renderedred
  • drgs1

    Kids born in 97 will be 1920 this year

    • 1920px for your comps?! :Pstudderine
    • year 1920 state of mindKrassy
    • prohibition-minded
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  • BabySnakes0

    "Amen, it's called supernatural debt cancellation. He has done it for us too. God is so good!"

    Supposedly this person's $25,000 debt vanished. The balance was there the last time they checked and now it is no more...

    I want add some logical questioning to their FB post but know i will called a non believing heretic or something.....I just feel like you should double check that shit before posting it online....

    If it is true by some means of divine intervention, does God cancel out the income tax you would have to pay on that debt disappearance?

    • I heard the man upstairs is in tight with MasterCard and Discover and does this every once in a while. Charge away.capn_ron
    • lol, labeled a heretic for pointing out that god can't circumvent the IRS?monospaced
  • pinkfloyd0

    Should I have two separate websites for design / photography work and for illustration work, or should I combine them all in one site?

    • all-in-oneimbecile
    • most of people I know and who paint mix their graphic work with their street art / graffiti work. I just can't. It's such a different kind of work and styles.
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    • Separaterobotron3k
    • Unless you have absolutely loads of both, I'd say combine them.section_014
    • You're one person. It's a single body of work. All-in-one.imbecile
  • imbecile0

    I have a somewhat important email that keeps moving itself to the trash in gmail. very frustrating. any suggestions?

    • any filters in place?
      anyone has access to your email account?
      third party apps have access to your account?
      some phone or pad have access to your account?
      uan
    • i restarted all devices in my home network and the problem was resolved.imbecile
  • detritus0

    Got onto a tube at the weekend whereupon a Madrileño couple looked at me, with the wifey saying in less than subtle Spanish to her partner "hey, he looks like Tintin, hee hee".

    When it came to my stop, the carriage was full and I needed to slip past so in my best Spanish* I looked her in the eye and said "Excuse me please, Captain Haddock" then got off.

    My partner was behind me and asked me what I'd said to the girl as apparently she looked utterly mortified.

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    * my Spanish is rusty but I can still muster a fairly-accurate Andalucian accent whern I need to...

    (also, I'm not sure that Spanish Tintin's Captain Haddock is "Capitan Haddock", but it was a better try than 'Snowy'. Seemed to do the trick anyway).

    • Also no idea wh the fuck she thought I looked like Tintin - 18 months ago when I had a poncey haircut, sure. Now I just look like a Glaswegian alcoholic.detritus
    • Tintin wouldn't be the worst colloquialism for a Glaswegian alcoholic.Fax_Benson
    • A billion blistered barnacles, I'd've thought Haddock more appropriate.detritus
    • El capitan Haddock, it's ok. And yes, you look a bit like the intrepidous reporter, lolOBBTKN
  • detritus0

    Going to have to drop a client a quick line to let her know that her wee idea of dislocating the arms and legs from a plastic monkey — so she can attach them with rings so that they can jostle around — merely results in what looks like a squat circumcised penis with explosion lines emanating from it.

    • What the what!?pango
    • I'm wondering if this is just a rorschach test w/out inkblots... everyone sees a dislocated monkey... yet detritus sees...PonyBoy
    • Your occasional commentary about your work makes it sound like both the most bizarre and horrifying thing on the planet.face_melter
  • Bennn-2

    What would you do if you were winning 800,000,000$
    Answer seriously, what would be you moves, plans

    • blood transfusions from young studsdrgs
    • a big self sustainable ranch/compound.

      its all going down man
      moldero
    • hookers and blows. Party like there's no tomorrow.pango
    • travel
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    • Build nice houses in the north of Sweden and Norway, travel between the two, take photos. Simple things. Make sure my folks and family were cool is a given.face_melter
    • Totally, all the family would have a large part of it. I would gtfo my job for sure. Move in a house somewhere in nature, small/med house, dont want a big one.Bennn
    • I would continue to visit QBN :D And flash all my new gadgets to you.Bennn
    • travel. buy property around the globe.lvl_13
  • stoplying0

    Any Amazon Prime music peeps here make any good playlists they can share?
    I made a Hip Hop History playlist based on the Google home page a few weeks ago:
    https://music.amazon.com/user-pl…

    • I just play random most of the time...pango
    • amazon prime worth it?bklyndroobeki
    • it's not bad. if they don't have songs you want. like tools. you can upload your own.pango
  • Krassy3

    I miss ffffound.com, the only other website I used to visit several times daily besides the great QBN.com

    • :-(Krassy
    • there's always tumblrGreedo
    • fffffound turned into a tumblr porn blog annex years ago. RIP.i_monk
    • pinterest?
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    • @i_monk hmm, I believe it served content based on what you've liked ;-) ha!Krassy
    • I'm on Pinterest but thats getting a but shit as well.mugwart
    • i can't stand the pinterest UIGnash
    • @Krassy I guarantee you I didn't add tits or girlbutt to my feed.i_monk
  • OBBTKN0

    I bite my nails when stressed, whereby, i only have got "normal length" nails on vacations... i bet you, all of them are going bye by this monday.

    On the other hand, today in a meeting with a new client, doing the team presentation, everybody was thin and fit (engineers and developers) excepting their designer (obese and wearing xlarge black framed glasses). Come on guys, i still remember the times when us "the designers" were the thinest, fitest and best dressed guys on the meetings!

    • That ‘antes todo ésto era campo’ momentsr_rosa
    • Yes, this oneOBBTKN
    • Lol, the "lead" designer at my job looks like an unmade bed, overweight, naps in the toilet, and you can't say shit about his 1995 style design else he loses itrobotron3k
  • face_melter-3

    I move to my new place on Saturday, the removal van has been booked and I picked up the keys today - but this week has been hell at work, flat out every day because the 3D model was being updated - so now i'm running on empty both mentally and physically. The result is that I still have a shit load of packing left to do.

    • Fuck it, i'll just fucking cane it tomorrow.face_melter
    • The last time I was set to move by myself I had the truck booked for Saturday and my appendix burst the Monday, before I'd even started packing.i_monk
    • forget about it and lets have sex, tayl0or
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    • Pay someone.monospaced
    • ^bklyndroobeki
  • ********
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    I just created my best website ever using wix with artificial intelligence as a guide.

    for free.

    fuck web design

    • http://i.imgur.com/L…
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    • oh, and it took me 2 hours. fuck my old job!!!!
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    • the robots have won this battle...but not the war!!!
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    • your skills going into this endeavour are questionable at bestimbecile
    • Probably. But i quit interactive design 10 years ago
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    • And im happy w my wix
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    i dont know how people run on 5 hours of sleep a night, i feel physically dead. cant wait to go home and lay in front of my ac and do absolutely nothing for the rest of the evening..

    ps we just his 108 degrees in city of industry

    • how the fuck can people not understand how a shopify product import sheet works...
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    • yeah f that. I had a few <5 hour nights this week and I have bags under my eyes. drink tons of water also!fourth
    • 5 till 7 hours...enough. for me it's like that between 70% and 80% of the time. 8 hours is the max i can stay laying in bed. after that I grow impatient.
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    • if for some reason i sleep more then 8 hours i'm fucked for the day. i'll be slow
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    • I get 8-10 on a normal day. About once a month I get in a good 12-13 hour day.ArmandoEstrada
    • i called in sick on monday and slept 16 hours
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    • than
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    • 8 is perfect.inteliboy
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    there's a lot of us in fb...

    • who the fuck are you?! REVEAL YOUR SELF!! O_Opango
    • hahahaha!
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    • People use their real names in FB. I only know sea_sea and SimonFF. And Benn...
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    • I don't have FB account
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    • time to create a fake name and join facebookpango
    • yep
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    • my name's gonna be pangoey konaset
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    • I'm not on FB - what am I missing?Fax_Benson
  • mg330

    1am and night three of 3 days focused on the UX portion of a client pitch. Starting to get more involved in this side of things after a nice promotion recently. I wish I could itemize the time I've spent just thinking about what to do and what to do next vs. the time I've spent creating something tangible. And damn it, I'm out of melatonin and gonna have trouble falling asleep tonight.

  • shellie2

    My estranged father died this morning. Just now someone threw themselves on the tracks kid the train my boyfriend was just on (in NYC). What the fuck, Friday. No chill.

  • HijoDMaite4

    Track 6 new LCD album <3

  • HijoDMaite0

    Ok so where is the best place to upload photos from mobile to get direct link with proper jpg, png, gif extension? I used to use imgur on mobile and now it won't work.

    • Imgur gives you a url that doesn't link to the image directly (for advertising) but that doesn't stop you from linking from the image on the resultant pagedetritus
    • android used to have a 'copy image url' in the click and hold options but they removed it annoyingly. Now you have to open image in new tab and copy the url
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