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  • err64

    Hey QBN!
    Meet my son Rocco
    He’s 5 days old today!

  • moldero50

    I'm famous now

    • haha greatutopian
    • yessssinteliboy
    • every kid needs a dad like that and
      a yt channel to show the torture :)
    • "Is he Japanese?" my partner just asked as she walked in as I watched this, lol
      Love it, mold.
    • Because Mother Russia loljaylarson
    • I've been playing this with my kids last couple weeks.. you guys just taught me you can get the soup from the pot with a plate.. Mind BLown!dee-dubs
    • Should get some incentive money from the qoob.ben_
    • Newstoday Tee too! :)microkorg
    • looking at her channel, she has probably have done more work in a year that most of us herezaq
    • Your daughter got my boy hooked on Slime Rancher! :)Melanie
    • Get on Twitch!jaylarson
    • Just saw it lolpango
    • Awesomebezoar
    • amazing! and the shirt!prophetone
    • THE SHIRT!ArchitectofFate
    • damn that shirt hahaernexbcn
    • haha, that is so cool!Fabricio
    • Yes!! Muy buena Moldero...OBBTKN
    • bahahahahans_glib
    • Haha amazing man love itpedromendez
    • Haha nice Moldy.
      I kept seeing Borat when you spoke.
    • damn front page!! lol thanks guys!!moldero
    • Wawaweewa!moldero
    • Old-skool All Your Base reference!evilpeacock
    • Brilliant man! Was jumping around to see if your fake accent ever broke lol_niko
    • is not fake, i crush you!moldero
    • ha! :)_niko
    • Looks like a truly fun time together with your daughter. Well done!stoplying
    • First!Bennn
    • haha, this is brilliant :)fadein11
    • Loving the OG NT tshirtBaskerviIle
  • whatthefunk41

    Our daughter Mia weighing in at 8lbs 4oz and 20" long is in perfect health! 3 days old and I'm already wrapped around her lil' finger. After a few days of being sequestered in a hospital room while wearing a mask 24/7 it's great to be back home with our new family. We couldn't be happier - here we go!

    Cheers to all and I hope everyone is well!

  • monospaced36

    New Year’s Eve, 4:30 pm, my son came into this world. He opened his eyes and looked at me, and looked around at the world and took it all in, so calm and collected and brave. I am overwhelmed with love and could not be more proud of my wife and what we’ve created. Happy new year everyone!

    • Congrats mono, take care of mum and kid, enjoy!OBBTKN
    • Congrats Mono!bulletfactory
    • Sounds like he landed in a good place, congrats!spl33nidoru
    • Congrats ⓵⓶ ⓷⓵ ⓵⓻utopian
    • Congrats to you and your Missus, mono!! <3PonyBoy
    • Thanks guys. Best day of my life!monospaced
    • Didn’t know you were expecting mono, what a great end to the year! Congrats!!HijoDMaite
    • Joy! Thanks for sharing with usnotype
    • Big congrats dad!!robotron3k
    • Congrats, mono!grotesk_neue
    • Wow congrats, awesome timing :)sted
    • Awesome, Congrats Mono!moldero
    • WOOT WOOT!!pango
    • Mad love to my disfunctional online family. Happy new year! I’m overcome with emotion.monospaced
    • Wow, congrats!pinkfloyd
    • Congratulations, what a way to ring in the new year!whatthefunk
    • Felicidades!Salarrue
    • Awesome stuff, great way to start the year.eryx
    • NY BABY!pango
    • Aww that's the best. Congrats Mono, best to you and your family. What's his name?!sea_sea
    • Congrats man!instrmntl
    • onya mono!inteliboy
    • His name is Ethanmonospaced
    • bible inspired or Ethan hawk inspired?pango
    • lol... ok i'll let my self out....pango
    • Big congrats to you and your mrs monofadein11
    • congrats sir!!! happy new year to your family and you!!!loool
    • congratulations! Best to all of you!uan
    • thumbs upd_gitale
    • Congrats monospaced! What a cool time to be born..yuekit
    • Wonderful news. Congrats :)set
    • Wonderful indeed mono, congrats and may fortune bless your lives! :)oey
    • Well done! Congrats!riskunlogic
    • :)monospaced
    • Post a pic of mini mono soon!robotron3k
    • Sweet! happy new years, dad.Gnash
    • Congrats!!!Krassy
    • Pretty Wild! Congrats man!plash
    • Congratulations!PhanLo
    • Great news! Congrats!stoplying
    • Congratulations!chukkaphob
    • Congrats. Hope your all doing well and fuck yeah on the timingmugwart
    • Ya NY and birthday all on one day. Saves time. And always have days off.pango
    • Congrats Mono :) This is beautiful news!!Fabricio
    • Congrats man.Beeswax
    • Wohoo. All the best to you and your family.Longcopylover
  • CALLES32

    Hello Everyone. Someone feed us after midnight!

  • Nairn28

    One more to the club with a little girl, barely three hours old.



    • Congrats! Terrifying... yes... exhilarating... yes. Best thing to ever happen to you... yes.slinky
    • Big congrats!fadein11
    • wow! that's great, i had no idea that was even on the cards. hope mother and daughter are doing well.hans_glib
    • :)Gnash
    • Ey, I didn't know about this plan yo!! Congrats, enjoy, now starts the best part of your lives, hugs for the mother too!!OBBTKN
    • Congrats! Hello no sleep and wonderment.PhanLo
    • Thought you brought a little girl to the club on the first read lolpango
    • congratulations!monospaced
    • OMFG, Nairn reproduced. There ought to have been a law against that.

      I kid. ;) Congrats!
    • Congratulations Nairn!Bennn
    • Congratulations!CALLES
    • Huge Congrats!Krassy
    • Congrats.
      Enjoy the silence as long as you can. :)
    • Congrats Nairn!Salarrue
    • congrats!!!PonyBoy
    • congratsrenderedred
    • who won the name battle?Gnash
    • Congrats!!!dyspl
    • Congrats & Welcomedbloc
    • Congrats. Welcome to the best part of your life. :)mg33
    • :)utopian
    • Congrats man!yuekit
    • No way! Congratulations old friend :)set
    • Nice one! congrats. our new one is 5 weeks and still terrifying ;)microkorg
    • congratulations!Bluejam
    • nice one Nairn!Fax_Benson
    • big congrats buddy :)exador1
    • Really happy for you!!stoplying
    • bravo! all the best!api
    • Thanks all! x
      I get the impression I'm never going to sleep well again... .
      @gnash - spelling aside, we actually agreed, weirdly!
    • sweet :) good health to the three of youGnash
    • You’ll sleep well again. In a few months. Hang in there. Take all the time from work you possibly can. It’s worth it.monospaced
  • mg3330

    Happy to welcome our new son into the world today!

    Ethan William Gallegly
    Born 10:37am
    8 lbs 11oz

    Can't wait for our daughter who is 2 1/2 to meet him. She's been staying with family since last week.

  • Longcopylover24

    I invite myself to the club.

    Tonight my first son Vincent Alexis was born.

    Small but strong and healthy. Wife is fine too.
    It was quite an easy ride – I was told. (I did not get the whole story since I passed out a few seconds and found myself on the floor.)

    Up to a totally new chapter.

    • Congratulations! good, you passed out...must have been the last time you got sleep for the next few month;-)uan
    • Great name! All the best.
      We need a Dad's advice thread now!
    • Lol at the passing out. Congratulations and welcome to the club!microkorg
    • Congrats!PonyBoy
    • So you were down the business end eh? Happy Birthday Vincent.faxion
    • congratulationsd_gitale
    • LOL. Congrats pussy ;-)Hayzilla
    • awesome congrats!moldero
    • Congrats! Happy to hear it was a smooth ride. Mine is due in 8 weeks. I hope I don't pass outmonospaced
    • Congrats Sir! @uan - 100% about the sleep... zombie parents.umbee54
    • Welcome to child ownership Longcopylover! I NEARLY passed out as well; homemade protein bars every 15 minutes or so and a mid labour Budweiser kept me alive...ideaist
    • Well done. if I can give any advice it's to always remember that it's not that he has become your son, it's you that has become his father.Gnash
    • you've taken on a sacred role in his life. lead with your heart. best of luck to your familyGnash
    • Well wishes of good health. I still think you're all insane for having kids though.garbage
    • Pango winsHayzilla
    • Congrats. Nothing can compare to the awesome sight of a little person with your face being squeezed out of your wife's vagina. Did you cut the chord?monoboy
    • If I close my eyes now I can still picture the arrival of both of mine. Epic experience.monoboy
    • Congratulations, You are in for the time of your life! Welcome to the club.eryx
    • Congrats! It's a job I never knew I wanted, but now I could never live without.bulletfactory
    • Congrats!!!kona
    • Congrats! Enjoy the magic!Krassy
    • Congrats! It's an awesome feeling isn't it?dbloc
    • Congrats man!! Sleep all you can now, bla, bla... but try to enjoy all the days you are with your son, work less, live more, and bring love! Welcome to the clubOBBTKN
    • Best Club Everstoplying
    • congrats! having kids is awesomesausages
    • this is great! congrats!!!sureshot
    • Haha, these are so many good comments. Thanks everyone for the wishes, this community is really weird in a great way. That's why I like to stalk around here.Longcopylover
  • dbloc25

    2 New Additions to the family

    Maxon Hurst Brown
    Born @ 8:58am
    6lb 2oz
    18" 3/4 long

    Cy Denson Brown
    Born @ 9:01am
    7lb 6oz
    20" long

    • Welcome! Handsome boys you've got there, and you can tell they already have a secret between them :)monospaced
    • wow, amazing, congrats dude!
      I don't know much about twin birth but that seems super close together. I heard it can take 30 minutes between births or more
    • amazing - they look so alert!
      Massive congrats dude
    • ^ niko, me a twin, 11mins between.shapesalad
    • But that is close! Double the trouble, congrats!shapesalad
    • I'm a twin, with only 2 minutes between.monospaced
    • It was a c-section so they pulled them both out pretty quicklydbloc
    • congrats to you & mama, hope everyone is healthyBustySaintClaire
    • double congrats!!zaq
    • they look like PSD mockupsutopian
    • congrats dblocutopian
    • Congrats! Daddy dblocbezoar
    • Whoa! Welcome to the twin club. Are they identical? Mine are nearly 5. I'd tell you how challenging it is, but everyone else is going to tell you that.mathinc
    • The best part about twins is witnessing that bond. It's like nothing else. Every night is a slumber party. They're an unbreakable unit. If I scold one of them,mathinc
    • the other one defends her. They're bolder because they have each other. It's neat to witness it.mathinc
    • jesus h christ they look like plastic dolls. is that in phone shit or just the lightdeathboy
    • Congrats in stereo!mort_
    • go away deathboymonospaced
    • congrats! they look like mini Kraftwerk.uan
    • So amazing to see such strong expression on both of them! So lovely!
    • Keep them BOTH away from QBN as long as you can! Welcome to child ownership!!!ideaist
    • Congrats, twins are definitely an interesting ride. Mine are 11, and for the record were born 4 mins apart, with the second one a breach birth.evilpeacock
    • Big congrats to your family! They look so alert at such a young age. Best friends for life!nocomply
    • Congrats x 2!stoplying
    • Thanks all we're excited and very sleep depriveddbloc
    • @mathinc. they are fraternaldbloc
    • Congrats! Enjoy the ride!!!Krassy
    • awesome!moldero
    • Congrats! Fraternal twin here as well. Enjoy the ride!BonSeff
  • duckseason24

    I'm a dad!

    • Welcome to child ownership @duckseason!!!

    • wow% what a cutie :D
      job well done :) congrats!
    • Congratulations.webazoot
    • She's precious! Congrats!nocomply
    • Congrats! Welcome to the best part of your life. :)mg33
    • Congratulations, and welcome to the club! Let us know if you have any questions.monospaced
    • All the best to all of you. Have fun.
      (And have some sleep as long as you can :))
    • Congrats!Krassy
    • Congrats!PhanLo
    • Congrats! Next month it’s my turn :)dmay
    • thank you for the good news! all the best!api
    • wow! congrats!renderedred
    • Congrats! We're 36 weeks today, getting close ourselves. Happy for ya...whatthefunk
    • Congrats!bezoar
    • Awesome news.. Welcome to Gen Cautoflavour
    • congrats!!!loool
    • congrats!!!loool
    • Get out of internet now, and go to sleep ;) Congratulations to your wife and, ok, you too... Enjoy!!OBBTKN
    • Welcome to your new life!stoplying
    • Beautiful lil'duckling!
      Enjoy! x

      ps. I dig those shoes.
    • congrats!!!!!moldero
  • monospaced26

    My son is now nearly 11 months old, and every day he amazes and humbles me. He is teaching me patience and compassion, and helping me relearn the joys of being a child. I look into his eyes and I can see myself, and I can also see his mother. He's developing a strong sense of humor, and he is starting to speak to us, even though it's still complete gibberish. It's hard to put into words how. proud I am of how he's growing up, and who he's turning into. He's such a joyous, loving little guy.

    He loves to pull himself up to standing on anything he can reach, cruise around and throw everything on the ground. He also loves his books, which I arranged by color the other day. This face, it is everything to me.

    • I miss those days. Kids change you for the better, for sure.aslip
    • he's so proud of his books! awesomehotroddy
    • Nice post!stoplying
    • Every day at that age you get to see them learn something new. Seeing their wonder and enthusiasm really helps dull the cynicism for a while. :-)PhanLo
    • Adorable, dude!! We may not see eye to eye much but I hope to fuck this kid gets a great world to grow up in, mono. <3 He's already in Awesome U too! Smart! :)PonyBoy
    • Thanks everyone. PonyBoy, although we might not see eye-to-eye, I always respect your point of view. My life is dedicated to giving this kid the best upbringingmonospaced
    • Well said! I’m also the proud dad of an almost-11-month-old and it's a fantastic age.Daithi
    • That's a lie! There's no way he went to university!pango
    • but remember Mono, np matter how you raise him...dyspl
    • he might end up liking PCs :)dyspl
    • and nice post btw.dyspl
    • Beautiful mono!utopian
    • ah lovely, all the best to you all mono!fadein11
    • Handsome little guy! Congrats mono. The meaning of life right there.maquito
    • :Dmonospaced
    • "Beautiful mono! - utopian" I'm going to quote this out of context in future.

      A bonnie bairn, mono - good job!
    • Great stuff!HijoDMaite
    • Nice post mono! My son is 17 months old and I've been teaching him what his feet are, and his nose, stomach, ears, etc.mg33
    • Half the time I say "where's your foot?" and he puts his finger in his nose. LOLmg33
    • Haha nice.monospaced
    • such a wonderful age :) my daughter is 15 now, and my son is 12.. and all the wonderful moments of fatherhood continue :)exador1
    • It's amazing as they get older, and have their own identities, their own likes and dislikes...exador1
    • my daughter definitely got the art and design talents, and has a HUGE love for 70s and 80s music (massive Supertramp fan)exador1
    • and both kids have amazing senses of humour... grew up watching SNL and Monty Python etc...exador1
    • When i looked at the photo of your boy, all i could think of was, 'man...he's at the very beginning of such a wonderful adventure' :)exador1
    • Is he calling your names yet? :)notype
    • nope, not yet!monospaced
  • slinky32

    my wife snapped this pic yesterday for my birthday dinner... my daughter's birthday is in a week.

  • skwiotsmith26

    Lilia was born 8/8/18 at 8:15am. Couldn't be more excited to have her here! Mom, baby & me are doing great!


    My latest. 2 week old Cooper.

  • CALLES20

    He did it! he sat up

    • How old is he now? Ours sits quite contentedly, but getting there is often an amusingly chaotic struggle...Nairn
    • he will be 5 months next weekCALLES
    • I've reproduced. Sprouted. Still kind of wildCALLES
    • Congrats. Next step: roll over.monospaced
    • Welcome to child ownership brother!ideaist
    • Welcome to child ownership bother!Nairn
    • woah... congrats, our youngest one is now 14, can't remember when my daugthers were this little, they grow, enjoy every second!OBBTKN
    • 14 yo, obv.OBBTKN
    • still wondering how an ugly guy like you can generate such intelligent eyes and sweet little nose. maybe those aren't yours :D congratulations to the two of yousted
    • CONGRATS!!!JackRyan
    • lol @stedjaylarson
    • LOL Sted.

      thanks guys
    • did you take him on his first donkey ride yet?utopian
    • He's almost ready to get a job and put some money on the light bill.BonSeff
    • :D congrats!!! Your dick works!!!!pango
    • congrats!ernexbcn
    • mazel tovben_
    • Beautiful
      Enjoy every moments.
      My daughter is now 18. They are so precious.
    • dude, congrats, such a cute baby!_niko
    • congrats bro..fatherhood is fucking awesome :) my kids are now 16 (maya) and 13 (max) and it just gets more fun as they get older :)exador1
  • monospaced23

    My son is 7 months old today. He's taken a cross country trip to California already and has his first two teeth. He's feeling more and more like a littler person and less like a baby, now that he's engaging with us and there's some true back and forth going on. He prefers to try standing vs sitting up, and is already crawling. His favorite food is avocado, and he enjoys long strolls through the city.

    • Handsome lad, mono.BonSeff
    • Gets even better. My son is almost 5 and we're homies, do all kinds of cool activities together without Mom.davey_g
    • What a happy kid :)
      He'll be so embarrassed at 15 when he hears he made front page, heheh
    • Heartbreaker for sure!!HijoDMaite
    • Very well written! Congratulations to your son!SimonFFM
    • Man my daughter felt like 7 months old 5 minutes ago...she's 10 now.see_thru
    • cute little boy! :)loool
    • got a good mug. a mate of mine has young one and the dude looks like a shrivelled up raisin.inteliboy
    • 7-8 months is an amazing turning point. Less of a baby now and more of a little person.microkorg
    • he reminds me of someonedrgs
    • @microkorg, absolutely ... they really start to develop the personality you can tell will be there for life, and it's amazing.monospaced
    • Cute!!! :)maquito
    • Crazy eyes.garbage
    • @garbage, when we walk around, complete strangers stop what they're doing and exclaim "those eyes!" every single day.monospaced
    • That Caterpillar book, proper child material! Jay approved(r)jaylarson
    • I pimped out his stroller with a clip on fan (upper left corner). Lots of people were really into it, including my son.monospaced
    • I bet. Does he get his eyes from you or his mom?garbage
    • A little of both.monospaced
  • BonSeff19

    EEEEESH - And she is off to school

    • congrats.
      Did your school start mid of August?
    • show her this:…
    • At first I thought her preferred choice of job as an adult was "Horse Trainee" and thought 'what a curious child'! ;)Nairn
    • ah lovely, happy memories :)fadein11
    • congrats! first day butterflies.umbee54
    • The passage of time, eh? #ProudDadideaist
    • Time flies. seems like only yesterday that my girl’s backpack was as big as she was. Mine’s starting university next month.Gnash
    • Nice one :)stoplying
    • yup Gnash, mine are almost done middle school and it seems like yesterday I was dropping them off for JK. Sigh._niko
    • the oversized backpacks look so adorable on them.hotroddy
    • What's the deal on the monogrammed backpack and accessories? In the market for my son's "back to school" digs.ideaist
    • Thanks for the love, folks!BonSeff
    • awwwwwwwpango
    • Horse Trainer? There's no money in that!
      :) I hope all her dreams come true.
    • idealist: lemme check with the wife and get back at youBonSeff
    • Looks like a nice walk to school too!Leigh
    • Congrats!pedromendez
    • So cute. Congrats.CyBrainX
    • She'll be in high school before you know it! CongratsBusterBoy
  • Gardener24

    my 14 year old has just started doing his own radio show
    on my station in Milton Keynes, he might just be one of,
    if not the youngest broadcaster on air in UK, however...
    Ruby tried to upstage him!

    • How can we listen to it?sleepyfatso
    • elijah wood?imbecile
    • so cool, congratsCalderone2000
    • aw thanks folks, mixcloud soon - not full show as we got to studio late, crash on the M1Gardener
    • i swear i thought of the dog sorry :Dhelloeatbreathedrive
    • you have a "station"?drgs
    • seriosuly, photobucket is really somethingdrgs
    • CRMK is my radio station, I've been there since '91 and am now a director! My own show is posted here in the listening threadGardener
    • @imbecile you mean Josh Hutcherson.
      @Gardener Congrats to you man, you must be so proud - support him to do whatever he has a passion for
    • he's home tutored so stuff like this is a positiveGardener
    • @grafician Daniel Radcliffe?imbecile
    • Nice, he doesn't need a license?Hayoth
    • nope, all run by volunteers, and we can always use more DJ's so if anyone is interested get in touch ta,
    • Nice. Is this the old toilet building you converted years ago? I remember the cleanup blog.Hayzilla
    • yes, the very sameGardener
    • now uploaded!
    • Hey Gard.. how have you found home schooling? We’ve started doing it for our two boys and they are much happier, but we’re fucking exhausted..RumperChunk
    • And it’s so much more expensive.. but all in all, so far it’s been great for them.. just concerned about when they get a bit older - they’re 7 and 9 yrs..RumperChunk
    • we take it in turns for work and try to live cheap, it can be done but it's hard - rewarding for the lad thoughGardener
    • Umm... is Eric a comedy character or a real person?Hayzilla
    • Ahh I see its all vocoded weirdness and accents.Hayzilla
    • My fav bit was talking over Four Tet. Sounded like Arab Strap.Hayzilla
    • he makes this up as he goes along, I have no input - he has a new show going up todayGardener
    • awesome!!moldero
  • aslip20

    This past month in quarantine has been some amazing bonding time with my family. My little girl has taken to woodworking. She helped build a workshop and even created her own little table to give to Grandma as a gift. Work from home is AMAZING!

    • nice drivewayhotroddy
    • awesome!moldero
    • Her table is nicer than your workbench. ;) Good job both of you. Teach her now about eye protection, she will thank you someday.lemmy_k
    • Building good memories!PhanLo
    • Nice! Needs more qbn stickersGnash
    • Thumbs up!stoplying
    • go girl! better carpentry than JesusBustySaintClaire
    • Look at how clean that drive way is!pango
    • That's cool man!Calderone2000
    • very kool!neverscared
    • Thanks! She's killing it. Lemmy... She wore glasses except this part of the project. I let it slide. Not much danger in a tabletop palm sander.aslip
    • Thanks! She's killing it. Lemmy... She wore glasses except this part of the project. I let it slide. Not much danger in a tabletop palm sander.aslip
  • kingkong21

    I think my 5 year old might be a creative genius.

    His drawing of Shackletons Endurance.

    • pfft, union jack could do with some work.
      I remember them being a complete bugger to draw when I were a lad...
    • +docpoz
    • ginger power ™sureshot
    • pretty the flagsureshot
    • I would have loved that my parents conserved this sort of stuff. Lovely drawing. Frame it, he'll appreciate it in the future!maquito
    • Impressive!Cosmodrome
    • Slave Ship?utopian
    • +1mrpt
    • early explorers of the northwest passage?hotroddy
    • oh. I see - shakeltons endurance. I was close but just extreme opposite poleshotroddy
    • great stuff. has he seen the movie? he would love it.hotroddy
    • Ooo good idea I'll check out the moviekingkong
    • Lovely!martinadolfsson
    • Excellentdrake-von-drake
    • I like how your son is not a flat earth believe :)pango