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  • jagara1

    Can't wait until AI very effectively moderates all social media.

    That'll destroy SoMe as we know it, you say?

    It will, what's your point?

  • stewart12

    Working on a new font.
    Uppercase only? Or also lowercase? Not sure yet. Your thoughts?
    I think I'll drop the heavy and make it light, regular and bold.

    • I'm liking the caps regular and the lowercase bold. If something must go I think heavy is probably the one.palimpsest
    • it's sort of 2 different fonts in my eyes.
      I like how the ligatures in the lowercase sp, rt have some interesting hints on how they could work.
      uan
    • I dropped the last one, and added a medium between regular & bold. This looks better, right?
      https://i.imgur.com/…
      stewart
    • I like all CAPS, 1, 3, 5 and 7. Nice work, sportstoplying
    • No lower case is only half of a font.CyBrainX
    • I personally only purchase fonts with full sets of fonts with a lot of variety of weights.utopian
    • Uppercase light for free is an option.stewart
  • garbage27

    One of my dogs died.

    RIP Molly, thanks for the ridiculous sunset you left in your wake.
    Go raise some hell in heaven.

  • mg330

    Speaking of drinks...

    Anyone else into these? They've become my new favorite drink and I've pretty much shunned all other hard seltzers. Totally addicted.

    • What does it taste like?

      Is this an alcopop?
      Nairn
    • Pretty much a citrus flavor. A bit of gin to it. You could confuse it for a citrus soda, but it doesn't taste like any hard seltzers I've ever had.mg33
    • I like it on ice.mg33
    • oh mannn! not had the black one, but the Original version is soooooo nice. wish there were more places to get it here in the UK.scruffics
    • bleargh, all those alcopops can go do onehans_glib
    • it's some combination of grapefruit and gin. I've had a few alcopops in my day and this is nothing like it. i believe it originally was created specifically forscruffics
    • the Helsinki Olympics way back when and was such a hit that they just carried on making it. good stuff.scruffics
  • i_monk6

    Dad's in the hospital again. He fainted because of his blood pressure, someone did CPR, cracking his sternum and breaking a rib. They solved the blood pressure problem, but an 84 year old takes months to recover from a break like that.

    • damn :(YakuZoku
    • shit, here's to a pleasant recoverywhatthefunk
    • Did he have a heart attack as well? Why the cpr?Gnash
    • fuck! wishing the best and a fine recovery.oey_oey
    • Merdé! Take care of him, all the bestOBBTKN
    • Still unclear why CPR was done at all.i_monk
    • xNairn
    • :(Krassy
    • Sorry to hear.
      CPR is just the first thing people think of. They forget to check pulse or breathing first. (But I wouldn't blame anyone who tried to help.)
      Longcopylover
  • BusterBoy2

    The wife of a friend of mine died a couple of days ago...5 kids we've known since they were little...now all late teens and 20's. She's been unwell for a long time. She was mid 50's - way too young.

    Shocking of me to be thinking of this at this time...but the funeral is on the same day I have the biggest meeting of my life scheduled in another state - 6 people involved and people flying in from various locations.

    I have no idea what to do. If I go to the funeral, it's probably going to jeopardise something I've been working on for a LONG time.

    If I don't go...I'm going to be filled with guilt.

    Torn.

    • https://nypost.com/w…monNom
    • https://i.imgur.com/…monNom
    • web conference the meeting?pango
    • If you were able to ask her what to do, what would she have said? I'm guessing the meeting. Talk to the husband and explain and maybe suggest a visit with him..Morning_star
    • ...to her resting place.Morning_star
    • Meetings can be rescheduled, funerals usually only happen once. No one fucks with it when you have a 'death in the family'DaveO
    • let your friend know. Go to the meeting. Do your job. When you get back, Go grocery shopping for the guy... buy lots of easy to prepare foods.exador1
    • about 3 years ago, my daughter was diagnosed with cancer. it was fucking brutal. my wife and i were so upset and fucked up with fear, it was hard to cope,exador1
    • our close friends helped by bringing food over, went grocery shopping for us, etc etc..exador1
    • it made a MASSIVE difference. it fucking helped,exador1
    • (ps, our daughter beat it, and is fine now, and in 2nd year of college)exador1
    • not long after our daughter got sick, one of my lifelong best friends wife was killed in a car accident. I was in a similar situation as you... but for me,exador1
    • I couldn't leave my daughter.. she was in and out of the hospital etc..,so i couldn't make teh funeral....exador1
    • about a month later, i was able to break away for the day, and was able to drive over to his town (about 2 hours away)exador1
    • and bring over a ton of food and stuff...
      and I'm glad i was able to do that for him...
      exador1
    • Thanks for the notes. Just an update...funeral has ended up being family only...with a memorial service the following week.BusterBoy
    • We've been making the family meals for months now along with a bunch of other friends. It's all so fucking sad.BusterBoy
  • imbecile-16

    Bennn, benfal, ben98, tiger lover, Canadian dipshit...

    I just wanted to let you know that linking to the Wikipedia article “imbecile” probably isn’t having the effect on me you think it might. I can use another username as can you, but you are still the person who hit a woman in the subway no matter which account you log in under.

    If you’re not as proud of it now as you once were, that would be a good thing. But considering the many times you’ve lied about it, only for me to find the post where you bragged about it, makes you a piece of shit. It will always make you a piece of shit.

    I don’t really care we’re on a forum and people will take sides on or belittle this irrelevant argument. The opinions of people who choose to ignore your actions are of little importance. I will always rather be on the side of annoying twat that won’t drop the time that fucking idiot hit a woman then bragged about it, than ever be the person who proudly posts online that I hit a woman in the subway.

    So feel free to keep posting your Wikipedia link and I will remind people the piece of shit you are until qbn ceases to exist.

    https://www.qbn.com/reply/377364…

    Oh and ben, I donated $6 to Wikipedia. That’s $3 from each of us for 2023. I expect you to cover the costs going into 2024.

  • ben9820

    Dear imbecile,
    iam gonna give you a serious and honest answer here, because you are very persistent with that story... You're sticking to it since 8 years!

    I exagerated that story a lot, I was learning martial arts at that time and I just wanted to brag that I successfully defended myself from an "attack" in the subway. If you know people who are learning martial arts, they're very proud and think they're very cool and smart, particularly in the first couple years of their learning, it change over time when they get humbled in the class!

    I also wrote that story in here to entertain y'all and I twisted the reality. What really happend is a woman was hitting people with a rolled up magazine and she suddenly targetted me and I blocked her by liftting my arm up. Nothing more happend. I didn't hit her at all. I didnt hurt her at all. I immediately walked away from her.

    You dont know me, but Iam the most introvert, quiet and nicest person you could meet, thats a real brag now. Its the reality. I would never hit someone if I dont fear for my life or physical integrity. Iam someone who avoid troubles and problems at all cost, all the the time.

    So, here you have the real story. Now, I see you really seems to hate me because you deeply thinks that i hit a woman, maybe a woman close to you have been hurt before and its a sensitive topic for you, thats ok and I understand, but you nurture negativity around something that never happend regarding that post I've made 8 years ago.

    If you were in front of me I'd like to shake your hand and put that thing behind us, because its useless and its just negativity in here that we dont need, we have enough negativity around us on a daily basis in the "real life".

    I know you wont go all nice suddenly. But I would grealty appreciate that you think about it a bit and maybe we can continue to have fun in here. I will even upvote your posts man! :)

    • https://media.giphy.…YakuZoku
    • https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
    • lol, I thought it was quite obvious that this is what happened or something along these and that imbecile was just trolling_niko
    • ^Continuity
    • Latest drama?
      sted you okay, want to start something?
      Took Judo around 10-12 I guess, but I'm down to a beer drinking contest
      < Kids these days...
      grafician
    • Ben, you hit an emotionally & mentally unstable woman. I don’t care what lies you say now, you’re a piece of shit. https://www.qbn.com/…imbecile
    • You didn’t defend an attack. It was some woman with a magazine, and you bragged you may have hurt her due to your martial arts training.monospaced
    • What you’re doing now is admitting you weren’t honest. Fine.monospaced
    • https://encrypted-tb…pango
    • omg you guys are sticking to it... wow... impressive. The lack of maturity you're showing is something else.ben98
    • Have fun, keep on downvoting me, keep on nurturing negativity each time you'll see my nickname pop in here. Keep on posting the link to my story.ben98
    • and yeah, I wasnt honest monospaced, i twisted the reality to make a story for QBN and brag that I was training mma.ben98
    • But it seems like imbecile wont let go. What can I do, maybe he like being mad and in a dark place. he made his decision.ben98
    • Let it go guys!utopian
    • 'and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.'face_melter
    • leave Benny alone!!!!!!_niko
    • https://media.tenor.…bezoar
    • https://giphy.com/gi…YakuZoku
  • ********
    6

    My mother sent a balloon in the mail as a gift for her grandson and, I shit you not, it is made by Qualatex Balloon Network!

    It just has the Q mark but I could recognize that logo anywhere

    • Q is everywhere!pango
    • he's always watching!pango
    • Yep. Balloon probably has a spy camera in it
      ********
  • jagara13

    Waiting for a bus. Teenage girl in the bus stop looks so sad and depressed. Takes out her phone. Takes a selfie with one eye closed, big smile, stretching out her tongue, while making some hand sign. And then goes back to looking incredibly sad and depressed, while she posts the selfie.

    Ugh. I get sad on behalf of young people these days.

    • Totally. Add to that, the pandemic ruined my nephew’s junior and senior years of high school. No parties, made no real close friends.
      ********
    • He missed out on the most important part of high school, the good times and learning to live with freedom
      ********
    • There’s a chance social media is going to fuck over a whole generation - that’s a period in your life when little should be recorded while you spend time...Wolfboy
    • ...just working out who are. Everything is documented for those poor little fuckers.Wolfboy
    • insert Kanye happy/miserable gifRamanisky2
    • sounds like https://www.youtube.…Gardener
    • This. And sometimes they spontaneously start twitching to a tik tok dance fad instead, like a nervous tic.monospaced
    • Just wanted give her a cup of cocoa, a hug and a friendly ear. And a taxi home :(jagara
  • oey_oey1

    Tested positive Thursday around 1pm.
    Still managed on Friday and today , after sleeping 4 hours each night with fucking headaches and throat pain, to go get a van loaded with furniture, audio hi-fi, bike, bass, and some other pretty heavy stuff from a storage facility.
    Now I'm really KO...eating spicy Ramen Noodles...

    • Tested positive to Covid...oey_oey
    • Thanks for clarifying my mind went straight to http://s2.glbimg.com…
      ********
    • Dude I'm not sure, I'm Corona postiveoey_oey
    • That was me a few weeks back, it completely kicked my ass for a week!
      Hope you kick it quick!
      YakuZoku
  • stewart9

    Further sketches, I believe this is how it's going to be. I want to make Light Caps available for free. Thoughts?

    • I. Love. This.Continuity
    • Thanks!stewart
    • The working title is 'Doublez'.stewart
    • Just the use of the word 'SPORTS' makes me think this would look so awesome for Olympic Games signage at venues.Continuity
    • Lovely @stewart; seeing this project / your type over the last while has been inspiring (to say the least).ideaist
    • <3PonyBoy
    • very bbcrobthelad
  • Gardener13

    I came across these old sheets today, they were my own reminders of who I sent copies on my radio show to ON CASSETTE back in the 90's. It was pre computer for me so I just made a grid on A4 paper, I used to get sent an incredible amount of music from the promo companies, 90% on vinyl too thanks to these tapes going out.

    • Wow!oey_oey
    • only a few were ever uploaded to Mixcloud, I can't be arsed to rip 10 years of old tapes so they sit in a cupboard until I can be arsed.Gardener
  • stewart15

    Idea I had last night for a quick and dirty free font on DaFont.

    • It ain't even Christmas.palimpsest
    • It's all caps only palimpsest, just all caps only.stewart
    • Are you saying that I'll get lower case if I'm a good boy, daddy?palimpsest
    • Working on it. I'll make it available here soon.stewart
    • There's an interesting optical illusion with the R, looks like the leg slants to the left for some reasonletterhead
    • I love when those ideas come!falcadia
    • @letterhead
      FR
      U
      sted
    • palimpsest asked me to ask you, what about Italics?utopian
    • Italic is phase 2stewart
    • I love it, but I'm confused by one thing: Why is the tail on the Q at a 45?garbage
    • If the O is what I'm assuming it is, I'd say keep your verticality. My 2 bucks.garbage
    • Needs more thought.robthelad
  • jagara0

    Rick and Morty: still funny?

  • stewart2

    After dinner, just spent an hour tinkering around. It's almost done, but it's time to go do something else now.

  • ********
    0

    Does your spouse work and bring in decent income?

    As I hit my 40s and start to have kids, I’ve noticed a bunch of new parents just stop working and stay at home. Mostly mons, one stay at home dad.

    I feel like it would be impossible to live and raise kids on one income , but people with a similar job to me are doing it. Anyone in that situation? Are you just broke all the time? Or are you broke for a few years and then kids start costing less?

    • Lol at kids costing less after a few yearssausages
    • I've been a stay at home dad for 14 years w/ 2 kids. We're not broke but we're not big spenders. Kids cost more as they get older but their value depreceates.palimpsest
    • Don't hold, sell now.palimpsest
    • Kids cost WAY more as they grow. I would not recommend depending on a single salary until they stop studying.OBBTKN
    • K thx. Good advice
      ********
    • both me and the misses work.. not sure we would able to get by with kids on one of our salaries :(dee-dubs
    • I have a 3 and a 21 years old and the oldest is way more expensive (college).dmay
    • depends on the 'hood. daycare in my NYC low-income 'hood is $800/month. in my wife's upstate town it's almost $2k.pr2
    • lots of moms realize that family is WAY more important than careers (some dads too) so they decided to quite and stay at home.pr2
    • (which as father of 5 and 7 year old, i highly agree with).pr2
    • lots of people make crappy financial decisions, but bad financial decision may turn out positive if your kids get one of you 24/7 as a stay-at-home.pr2
    • We both work, both have high energy jobs in fashion (corporate) and are super SUPER busy. We have a nanny, who we pay a LOT to but could not live withoutDaveO
    • I really enjoy the fact that my wife is a crusher, and respect her so much. We have loads more to talk about other than the kids.DaveO
    • Also the double salary is super necessary and means we can pay for travel, and bank lots of money per year.DaveO
    • Some people really are not that attached to what they do, and given the choice between a job i hate or looking after my kids, I'd choose the latter every time!DaveO
    • We both work and have similar income, but a good portion of it is accounted for between regular expenses and childcare. At least public school is “free”monospaced
    • My youngest son is almost 2 and started preschool yesterday after having a full time nanny for a year. It is a lot less $. My other son is in kindergarten.monospaced
    • The nanny was so expensive as it's paying someone's full salary, and not a terrible one.monospaced
    • We wouldn't be able to do it without our nanny! She lives with us, and is a housekeeper as well, and also drives the kids to their activities etc... so luckyDaveO
    • All of this said – it turns life into a financial arms race, which kinda sucksDaveO
    • Location, location, location.palimpsest
    • We both work, and the second kid is about to enter daycare. Its $5k a month of daycare for two, so out plans may have to changerobotinc
    • we both work. both of us have good incomes. I have NO idea how you'd do it on one income. It's expensive as the kids get older. it's also expensive when they'reexador1
    • young, (daycare etc). My oldest is in University and my youngest is about to start Uni...glad we saved for that...both their undergrads are paid for...exador1
    • i too know of folks that are single income... but the one's i know personally that one income is HIGH... (a music producer) that guy makes a killing...exador1
  • stewart2

    It is what it is.
    Busy kerning right now.

    • Big thanks for the -1!stewart
    • everything gets (seemingly random) downvotes these days, first thing in the morning there's always a few -2's that end up +4 an hour later when folks wake up.kingsteven
    • The first rule of downvotespalimpsest
  • doggydoggdog0

    Is it all downhill after 70?

  • jagara2

    Why get a folding phone?

    • I sorta get the ones you can fold out into a tablet, but these I don't get: https://duet-cdn.vox…jagara
    • Sorry I mean https://imgur.com/u8…jagara
    • A friend just got one of those Samsung ones, he can PLAY GTA ON ITS EXTERNAL FOLDED SCREEN! [MIND BLOWN]grafician
    • The screen is superb btw, no line/shadow/anything at the folding linegrafician
    • I dislike how big phones have got and can see it.
      Also friend had on of the Samsung ones a while, is useful for taking photos too as you can just sit it up.
      webazoot
    • It was great, slight touch dead spot in the centre but after a year and a half the screen has gone quite glichy and hes gone back to his old iPhone.webazoot
    • < Those i kind of get. Just wondering how many folds it takes to break that screen.jagara
    • too bulky folded but recon they make more sense in Asia where more men carry bags? saying that the flip is marketed as a woman's phone in China and SKkingsteven
    • a friend has a flip and loves it, keeps it in her bag/ doesn't need a case. perpetual folds vs chipped and broken glass is a decent trade-offkingsteven
    • If a phone just gets thicker folded, it simply won’t work. Thinner the better for a pocket carrier.monospaced
    • Agreed, more of a female angle on these for now. I bet my wife would like this as she is incapable of locking her phone before tossing it in her bag.monospaced
    • ^ lol, just fix her lock timing settings without telling her. Or don't, because sometimes bagdials are pure comedy.garbage
    • Everything from impotent road rage to pondering about what fruits to buy. Adds a little spice to life.garbage
    • lolmonospaced