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  • NBQ00-7

    I'm too tired to write what I was supposed to

    • Take rest. Why not a day off?OBBTKN
    • why day off? make it a week offpango
    • let me reduce it:
      A.: you can't quit wanking
      B.: you can't quit porn
      C.: you can't quit qbn
      sted
    • pango i love you, can't be without you anymoreNBQ00
    • https://www.youtube.…pango
  • bainbridge0

  • jagara5

    So, apparently the EU considers YouTube's crackdown on ad blockers to be a violation of EU privacy laws, as ad block detection is considered spyware. Which might explain why I haven't noticed any changes here in Denmark. Maybe a VPN will work for you non-EU citizens.

    https://www.theverge.com/2023/11…

    • Facebook asked me to either PAY a subscription or continue to get my data for free, in the EU.
      Google, Facebook = scum
      grafician
    • Brexit.palimpsest
  • Gardener2

    The kind folk at everyedition.ch publishing have just sent me a copy of their latest book to which I contributed several record sleeves. It's beautifully illustrated with over 300 colour photos of record sleeves featuring the artist with an animal on the cover. I sent them several examples and as it was a while ago can't quite remember which ones exactly, but it's a lovely book and it would make a great Xmas present for a record collector friend.

  • ben98-3

    i dont in what thread posting this.
    Skip to 1:10

    History repeats itself in 80-year blocks

    • astrologymonospaced
    • Sorry. It wasn’t 80 years between revolutionary and civil wars. And it wasn’t 80 years between civil war and Great Depression either.monospaced
    • And it wasn’t 89 years until WW2. Wrong everywhere and only taking about US. this is just a new level of DUMB SHIT for IDIOTSmonospaced
    • History doesn’t repeat in 89 year segments. lol. YouTube. Jesus Christ.monospaced
    • *89 = 80monospaced
    • ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ben98
  • bainbridge0

    Do you know any artists that make a living from their art?

    • Yes, I've got a very good friend who does, he's sculptor and does paintings too...OBBTKN
    • I tried in the illustration market, but I need WAY more money that they pay for it.OBBTKN
    • If I was living alone, it's "doable" with some "sacrifices"OBBTKN
    • I know a bunch, to varying degreesautoflavour
  • OBBTKN6

    I haven't updated my portfolio in years, always full of work and without taking time to stop and rethink certain parts of my career.

    If I'm lucky, this Christmas I'll have a couple of days to do it, and thus start next year prepared to knock on a few doors.

    On a side note, it's been a very strange year in terms of work, but I can't complain for now.

  • bainbridge1

    I'm tired of my job and want to make more personal work.

    I could get a different job that probably pays more, but I want to take some time off, or work less hard for a year or so, focus on my art, and see what happens.

    What are some ideas for easier, part-time jobs that cover expenses.

    Definitely willing to take a pay cut in exchange for more free time.

    I'm less eager to pursue freelance because that is challenging.

    • Have you got kids? The same idea is in my head, even though I work as a freelancer, but now, it's impossible, too many bills...OBBTKN
    • The only fear I have now is that when I can, it will be too late.OBBTKN
    • Single, no kidsbainbridge
    • Then, go for it, do savings for a year, and do it before it's too late...

      Whatever you decide, good luck!
      OBBTKN
  • OBBTKN1

    Yesterday morning I fell from the top of an "unstable structure" (one chair placed on top of the other to be able to reach high, I know, I'm stupid) so even my eyelashes hurt and at night I arrived late with my wife from a concert...

    Long in short, this is going to be an "interesting" Monday.

    Have a nice day ;9

  • trooperbill5

    ive basically been left alone to do work for the past 4 years. this year my manager and team changed. im the only one who has a case load so all my managers focus is on me. ive gone from full autonomy to having oversight on pretty much everything and its draining me of enthusiasm and giving me anxiety.

    i now pretty much doubt every decision im making

    how do i politely tell her to back off and give me some space to do what i do

    its also client renewal season so theres a microscope on everything

    and we have to go into the office 2 days a week now - its a shit show.

    Mark

    • If you are use to doing this work without issue for the last 4 years perhaps say to them that you appreciate the thought but that you work more efficiently withNutter
    • less oversight. That you will reach out to them if you are unsure of any decisions. At least for a trial period so they can see that you actually can do this.Nutter
    • Be sincere, or you're going to be burnt in a month, if you ask them politely, they will surely understand, good luck!OBBTKN
    • Be sincere, or you're going to be burnt in a month, if you ask them politely, they will surely understand, good luck!OBBTKN
    • F**k double post, sorryOBBTKN
    • Suggest a ways of working meeting. It's quite common when someone new joins, even a manager. Discuss how you work best and what she needs to feel comfortableskinny_puppy
    • Plan a roadmap to full autonomy together. Perhaps suggest stand ups or that you'll send her regular reports to give her visibility.skinny_puppy
    • yeah I had something similar happen yesterday, after 5 years of free ranging they are now wanting to see work plans, performance objectives etc.autoflavour
    • seriously considering just leaving, not sure I could give a fuckautoflavour
  • NBQ00-10

    I still don't get it how Greta Thunberg came to fame and why anybody should listen to what she has to say. As if any other teenager/ 20 something couldn't say the same.

    Oh and she only critizies the west but not the biggest polluter on the globe which is China and them dumping all the toxic shit and plastic into the oceans.

    • It’s all described in painfully simple language on a Wikipedia site how she became famous.monospaced
    • Yes anyone can say what she has said, but none did. She also isn’t silent on china.monospaced
    • mainly on west cuz she's from the west.pango
    • she started locally, makes sensemonospaced
    • You could google it:
      https://twitter.com/…
      i_monk
    • For matters of the future, it makes more sense to listen to a 20 year old than a 70 year old
      ********
    • flolContinuity
    • I think she's currently writing a book on magnets.palimpsest
    • NBQ with another really unimpressive 'hot take'. Next take will be something about not understanding Taylor Swift's popularity or some shit.BuddhaHat
    • Exactly, why is Saylor Twift so popular?NBQ00
    • Besides almost everything Greta says is spoonfed by her parents and "marketing people".NBQ00
    • There. You got your own answer too.pango
    • It never ceases to amaze me just how much of a spacker you actually are, nbq00.Continuity
    • Come on baldie, I'm entertaining you.NBQ00
    • No. You're making me wonder how it's possible your DNA hasn't evolved beyond the chimpanzee stage like the rest of us.Continuity
    • LOL!monospaced
    • Phunny, baldie phunny :)NBQ00
  • PonyBoy8

    You try and do something nice for a non-client / colleague... and shit just goes straight up 'mom & pop' backward at every angle.

    This fucker who 'uses' me from time to time ("Dude... can you help me quickly?!") always brings me the DUMBEST incomplete backward shit... missing pieces here... tech is crap... always something fucked up that your standard 'graphic designer' shouldn't have to put up with.

    Fuuuuuuck!! Yes, "friend"... let me waste an entire day dealing w/a patch-job / fix to something you're too fucking cheap to spend money on... the fuck is wrong w/me?

    punch me in the face please? 6 hours lost... REAL clients ignored... passive aggressive alter-ego is emerging...

    • I feel your pain.PhanLo
    • « Just Say No »dyspl
    • I too have felt it. Past tense. Point them to a tutorial that points them in the right way, and if they can't figure it out.. they're not cut out.garbage
    • Otherwise you're getting cheaped on free work, and in the 1099 world, that doesn't truck in this thing of ours. La cosa pagami.garbage
    • working for free is like loaning money. don't do it if you're going to complain about it.imbecile
    • 'I'd love to help. I am finishing x for a client. Good money, tight deadline. I will call x day to go over it' - those freebies are alway rush jobs ; )maikel
    • 'quickly' is an insult. Don't tell me how long it will take. I'll tell you.hotroddy
    • I feel you. It reminds me of my ex-boss, who, even when paying, always shows up from time to time with his "botched jobs", arghhh! Fire him now!!OBBTKN
    • Every time.thumb_screws
    • "is there any way you can make it pop a little more" "humour me"Ianbolton
    • It’s just an hour of work you’ll do it so easy. Has no content or thought put into any of it. Has no vendors lined up. Ugh.monospaced
  • i_monk2

    YouTube really wants me to care about Warhammer.

    • You accidentally click one video and get constantly bombarded with Horus heresy content.thumb_screws
    • Dawn of War was great fun:
      https://en.wikipedia…
      Continuity
    • I think I have that, still in a shrink-wrapped box, entirely unplayed; Bought new.Nairn
    • i'd suggest you play it, but I also know you have a veritable backlog of media still to consume, so I wouldn't get a hot take on it from you until I'm 80.Continuity
    • "in a shrink-wrapped box, entirely unplayed" it's growing in value. leave it aloneimbecile
    • I've never played it, nor know nothing about it, but I saw this a few years back and holy shit:garbage
    • https://www.youtube.…garbage
    • One dude made that. One dude. Whatever parent company Warhammer has hired him immediately. But again: One dude.garbage
    • ^ I remember that vid. Great stuff. Can tell one of his influences was Dredd, though.Continuity
    • I know he had a little help, but the fact that it was essentially one guy.. fucking incredible. That was a "shit, need to step my game up" moment.garbage
  • NBQ001

    I have figured out the infinite money glitch. Making really good money at the moment and freshly in love again with a cute girl.

    Life is up & down and a rollercoaster at times.

    After the rain comes the sun.

    • HODL!!!monospaced
    • so when are you gonna start that agency?pango
    • did you tell her your sending unsolicited photos to women?face_melter
  • PonyBoy7

    haha... locked myself out of client-provided laptop within 30 mins of getting it...

    A client of mine wants me to work through their VPN so they sent me a laptop... one of the first few steps is to change the password.

    Somehow I fucked that up... FUCK YOU, TUESDAY!!!

    <3

  • prophetone3

    I'm braindead right now, what is the thread where someone here created that cool QBN filtering archive doohickey, tx

  • HijoDMaite19

    I learned a lot from my first real gardening season. For starters, I hate and want to murder all squirrels and rabbits.

    -Poblanos were all smaller than I would have liked but tasted delicious.
    -Green onions are thin and lanky but very strong in flavor and scent.
    -The two or three good-sized zucchini I got were okay but not worth the space and effort.
    -Tomatoes were Chocolate Sprinkle cherry tomato and Early Girls. These unfortunately were eaten daily by squirrels but OMG were they all so good! Really is true how much sweeter a homegrown tomato is compared to a store-bought one!
    -I'm also growing Carolina Reapers which I have absolutely no idea what to do with lol. They took forever, and this huge plant has only yielded four peppers in total.

    • Nice!
      when I grew Reapers from seeds I got on Amazon they weren't spicy at all for some reason
      YakuZoku
    • ayeee green onions!pango
    • Welcome to O.C.G. -> Obsessive Compulsive Gardening.

      : )
      ideaist
    • Those poblanos look amazing! Stuff them with meat and cheese and update.garbage
    • Char reaper on the grill, slice, then to a giant pot of slow cooker chilli. You won't be sorry. In a vat that big, it wont burn anymore but it will taste great!shellie
    • DAMN, that would make a great salsa! I suck at gardening, tried and it all died.hydro74
    • I made three salsas already with my tomatoes and all came out very good. I stored them in pickling jars in the fridge.HijoDMaite
    • Garbage the poblanos were seriously too small to stuff, I've just been roasting them. maybe I need me some hormonesHijoDMaite
    • shellie that's a great idea!HijoDMaite
    • dumb question, do you stove roast them or fire up the grill and do it that way? been meaning to give grilling jalapeños and poblanos a go.hydro74
    • hydro you can do both. i cut them into long strips without seeds n roast them in pan with potatoes, onion, evoo n spicesHijoDMaite
    • sorry, meant to say oven roast! like on a cookie sheet. 425F for about 30 minHijoDMaite
    • perfect! thanks friend!hydro74
    • More gardening content on QBN please.thumb_screws
    • well done!instrmntl
    • Tomatoes are what I would call advanced gardening. Everything in nature likes to eat tomatoes, not just humans. You can try spraying neem oil to fight pests,cherub
    • and of course insecticidal soap(it drowns spider mites). Peppers are beginner friendly, and drought tolerant and if u forget to water, it makes them hotter.cherub
    • Alliums are fun bcuz u can chop the stem off the ones u buy at shop, they will regenerate from the bulb in water, then put in dirt to plant.cherub
    • Curcubits(squash,cuc... get attacked by lots of stuff, plain yellow squash will get attacked by the vine borer bug if u dont prespray with B.T. (a bacteriacherub
    • based non-chemical insecticide). Once the vine borer eats the BT it loses appetite and dies of starvation. Squash blossoms can be eaten, FYI. Stuff the freshcherub
    • blossoms with ricotta cheese, drop in hot oil... its called fried squash blossoms, a delicacy.cherub
    • Look at how glossy those poblanos are! I should try growing some on my balcony, since they're impossible to buy in supermarkets here.Continuity
    • You can stuff them with cheese and roast them, slice them up and apply to tortilla. Also: salsa city.garbage
  • NBQ003

    Do you think dinosaurs tasted like chicken?

    • Yespango
    • Well they're technically their great grandparents so YES!DaveO
    • Do you think mammals tasted like cow?palimpsest
    • Yespango
    • Maybe the real question here is: does chicken taste like dinosaur?skinny_puppy
    • Duhmaquito
    • Yespango
    • Does cow taste like mammal?palimpsest
    • Birds don't descend from dinosaurs, they ARE dinosaurs.
      https://i.haasie.com…
      palimpsest
    • Yespango
    • The larger species of dinosaurs (reptiles) are closely related to crocodiles and alligators. They might taste closer to dinosaur than any other animal.futurefood
    • So crocodile (Crocodylomorpha) tastes like chicken (Dinosauria) because they are both Archosaurs.palimpsest
    • Asking what dinosaurs taste like is like asking what mammals taste like.palimpsest
    • I figure what a species feeds on plays a larger role in taste than its genetic makeup.palimpsest
    • A lion probably doesn't taste the same as an echidna just because they are both Synapsids.palimpsest
    • Palimpset answered with science. Depends on what the dinosaur in question eatmaikel
    • lolmonospaced
    • Yespango
  • bainbridge0
  • stewart20

    Working on a new font, the two-line version of my Troix font. I am exploring ways to make it contemporary and appealing for others to use in their designs.

    • two lower case a's?sarahfailin
    • How did Troix sell my man?

      Curious... STILL want to work on a vanity "type foundry" one day.

      : )
      ideaist
    • likeystoplying
    • Yes to different a's, alternates you can choose from. Singe and two storey a (and g also).stewart
    • Alternates are always appreciated!evilpeacock
    • I really like the idea of having multiple "alt fonts" for a selected number of characters. I tend to purchase fonts when they have they alts.utopian
    • Popular alternate glyphs:
      a, fi (f + i), g, k, st (s + t), y
      utopian
    • alphclkalkal