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  • Bennn-8

    I've been attacked in the subway this morning.

    A woman clearly not all there, slapped me with a rolled magazine. She did the same to everyone passing by her.

    I did this to her:

    No seriously i blocked her with a kung fu move and i hurt her a arm a little.. her big crazy smiled switched for a pain face. My move was a reflex, i'm training for this since two year. Sorry ma'am, but just dont attack me.

    • I think you need a permit for those fists.
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    • eye of the tigermonospaced
    • where? canukada?yurimon
    • zero chillAl_dizzle
    • North of the NorthBennn
    • lol at all the downvote, you clearly dont like being entertained sheeple! I'll keep my stories for me, is this what you want?Bennn
    • 1 more downvote and I log out of this website 4evaBennn
    • shut up you tart. Keep with the stories...
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    • i took filippino Kali for a bit and in one of the classes the teacher demonstrated how to kill someone with a rolled up magazine. you could have been killed!Gnash
    • I took ninja, I agree with Gnashmoldero
    • Geez benn. Out the safety on those hands.pango
    • i'm kidding about leaving qbn :D ah aaah.
      And i didnt hurt her, dont worry. she was clearly a lunatic and i surprised her.
      Bennn
    • the dude before me got hit on the top of the head and did nothingBennn
    • i dont understand all the downvotes tho, you guise dont like stories or what?Bennn
    • You need to register your hand with the police as a weapon man.pango
    • lol yeahBennn
    • hey hello there,
      I'm your friend right?
      georgesIII
    • Maybe she was just testing everyones skills. You passed.IRNlun6
    • Hehe.Bennn
    • Whatsup georges?Bennn
    • https://i.imgur.com/…mekk
    • She was more like 35 yo than 80 yoBennn
    • Fuck Youimbecile
    • lolYakuZoku

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