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- Nairn3
Due to dithering clients and a schedullign fuck up beyond my control, I've had surprisingly little to do today, so I thought 'fuckit' and left early, taking the opportunity to dawdle up the local main street and check out shops, as I rarely go that way these days.
Just got in and put my back down and "oh, no" - noticed a length of stickers hanging out my bag's sidepocket loudly exclaiming "I'VE GOT A TINY LITTLE DICK". They're the ones I occasionally use on things that annoy me - typically badly parked cars, or loud cars in traffic, and such.
- yeah never understood the loud cars, it adds nothing to the performance of the shitty modded Honda doing 30km/h on my quiet street other than annoying the fuck_niko
- ...out of everyone. I always imagine cops pulling them over and beating the shit out of them._niko
- We have a fucktonne of 'souped up' expensive white mercs (etc) that BLART in short paces up congested roads, playing loud shit music, in LondonNairn
- Here was more the fact I dawdled around the kids section in TK Maxx and a shitty sports store where I saw one of the mums from nursery... .Nairn
- nice way to admit that you're @babydicksted
- haha, unfortunate! Were they clearly visible to everyone while dawdling?Ianbolton
- kinda accurate nearly there ..5.5.. at the lower endneverscared
- https://uploads.dail…neverscared
- at least not from china.neverscared
- bahaha, I used to do the same to poorly parked cars and PT Cruisers, except with Confederate Flag stickers.garbage
- duckseason2
A foul odor lead to the discovery of a body floating in a pond near my house. Developing...
- Username checks out.Morning_star
- *subscribedNairn
- https://www.youtube.…PhanLo
- Human?misterhow
- Stewart made a smelly corpse icon in the show your work thread today.... coincidence?monNom
- If it float like a duck then its a duck.utopian
- bumpgarbage
- No updates yet...duckseason
- drgs8
Fuck Google has become completely useless
- How much you pay to use google?shapesalad
- Google rapes our data, they should be paying us.PhanLo
- I have to skip the first two pages to see the real results, its all ads now.drgs
- there are many other options you can use.pango
- Bing is better for searches I've found and Yandex seems better for imagesPhanLo
- $40 to $80 per month********
- DuckDuckGo for everything except local********
- We should be paid a percentage of the ad revenue our searches generate. Scandal.Fax_Benson
- Lol bingpango
- Bingo!PhanLo
- yandex is still good with the images, funny that duckduckgo redirects some of the search to it while showing the same results as bing.sted
- i agree google turned into shit, usable results without the verbatim setting are hard to find and the image search is crapsted
- I like to append "site:reddit.com" for most of my searches, it's limiting, but google is less interpretive with the results that waydrgs
- If you are not paying for the product...you ARE the productfaxion
- I have been using this https://search.brave… for a whilezaq
- Done nicely with their stock, so thanks, everyone! Keep searching away!formed
- I notice a big difference between desktop Google and the phone version. Phone version has a lot more useless advertising results compared to desktop.PhanLo
- google 'rapes' your data or 'scrapes' your data?hotroddy
- Google date rapes data, period.utopian
- Fuck Google.. is that their new porn site?autoflavour
- shapesalad0
Fuck Facebook, Apple, Nvidia, Google has become completely useless.
- Completely. 100% useless. Literally nothing works. Completo. Thank god QBN still barely functioning.shapesalad
- what about Adobe too?Ianbolton
- ********-2
The fuck is white culture?
Discuss, yo
- Tea (a trend from former empire days) and biscuits (using sugar from the slave plantations).shapesalad
- East coast USAmerican Protestants who can trace their ancestry to Europe.i_monk
- Depeche Modedrgs
- SimonFFM1
Today I went to a restaurant 40 miles away from Frankfurt. The place was established in 1776. Isn't this crazy?
The Schnitzel was very good (and oddly inexpensive), by the way.
- Lovely.shapesalad
- The restaurant actually exists since 1776, not the building. Not sure if I put this right.SimonFFM
- So the building is olderdrgs
- As old as 'murica.palimpsest
- ^ that was my pointSimonFFM
- ^ me too.palimpsest
- meh there are many older buildings in germany. if they survived the war, that is.hans_glib
- It's not about an old building, it's about a restaurant that was in this building since 1776 and still is.SimonFFM
- Holup. How does the resturant exist "since 1776" but "not the building" however it it "was in this building since 1776" ?palimpsest
- Get your shit together Simon!palimpsest
- I only said, of course there are older buildings and it's not unusual to see an old building in Germany.SimonFFM
- Is the building as old as the restaurant tho?
Is the restaurant in the original building from 1776?palimpsest - Hit us up with the location.palimpsest
- No sauce?stewart
- @palimpsest
Zur Traube, Lautertalstewart - I'm on my way.palimpsest
- So is this an old restaurant?drgs
- I haven't arrived yet.palimpsest
- That looks yummyNBQ00
- There are restaurants where I live they are older than the US revolution. Crazy.monospaced
- noicemilfhunter
- palimpsest0
This looks like the inspiration for the Pumblus segment.
If yall's ain't using a safety razor what are yall's doing with yours' lives?- yeah, I use a razor, but only when i have 10mins for a shave. else i use electric as it takes 2mins.shapesalad
- What are you doing taking 10min using a safety razor though? It takes less than 2min for me.palimpsest
- Guaranteed you can raw dog it using a plastic razor with just water and take it down to 30 seconds but I don't get the diff between electric and safety razor.palimpsest
- Hold on. I just realized it's shapesalad.
My bad!palimpsest - A lot of energy used there. Wonder what the 1 year comparison mis between those and electric razor.shapesalad
- 6 shaves per blade?! I make mine last at least a month.shapesalad
- 10mins = wash brush, make cream in bowl whisking it up. Dampen face. Apply cream. Shave. Repeat x3 times. Wash blade, brush, bowl, face. Dry face.shapesalad
- Shower to prep face, apply cream, shave, after shave balm, clean utensils: 2 minutes tops.
What are you retards doing?palimpsest - Hold on. I just realized it's only shapesalad.
My bad!palimpsest - But who's still using plastic razors tho?palimpsest
- 7 blades are better than 1.
No doubt.palimpsest - Well... taking my time and usually I listen to the latest MoneyGPS episode on youtube while wet shaving.shapesalad
- That's on you, bro. I wouldn't expect less.palimpsest
- palimpsest2
Vimeo embed was a real game changer.
Thanks!
- Nairn4
There're two packages in our shared hallway sent to a neighbouring address that, as far as I can tell, doesn't exist. I've tried looking for it, but I'll be damned if I can find where 'Number 4' is on our street. The opposite side of the street, where all the even numbers should be, was 'developed' a few years back, so is now a mass of flats, none of which claim to be 'Number 4'. It could be one of literally dozens of flats over there.
They've been out there for a month now, as the delivery was signed-for by people from a flat upstairs who moved out whilst we were away for a couple of weeks.
Parcels were sent on a next day service, so were presumably urgent a month ago, but now...?
So. Do I claim them, and open them?
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I'm hoping for artisanal tampons.
.
I've just realised that 'artisanal' is 'art is anal'.
THE MORE YOU KNOW.- It's yours.palimpsest
- claaaaimed!PhanLo
- We keep getting foldable greenscreens delivered to our unit for a company that hasn't been her for months. We now have 6 downstairs.PhanLo
- Dark web drugs packageBluejam
- Don't touch it, call the cops.sted
- YO! I'm not digging through the notes but I've shared the art is anal epiphany on here some time ago. GMTA.garbage
- And open it, you might find a drugs and a free bomb.garbage
- Vlog yourself opening them and upload to YouTube for some unboxing video profits.shapesalad
- Open it immediatelydrgs
- How's your book writing detritus?OBBTKN
- Soooo...what’s in the box?misterhow
- I've still not opened them. I have a fairly strong guilt complex for shit like this...Nairn
- Drill a small hole to take a peek, give us somethingdrgs
- New Idea: Start drawing on them.garbage
- Well that was both terribly disappointing and also slightly interesting. One pack was literally a single flat-pack box (lol?) the other some, I guess, samples..Nairn
- ...of some wool-based insulating packaging, including some freezeable 'ice-cube' pouches from https://www.woolcool…Nairn
- I mean, this does actually press my buttons, but was nowhere near worth the guilt I forced upon myself. Disappointed it wasn't a walkman or something :)Nairn
- haha, "a walkman"garbage
- ;)Nairn
- OBBTKN3
I have to admit, I'm still in the mood from a couple of hours ago (too much wine). But, I have to tell you, people from latitudes further north, in this strange Europe we live at, that our doors are always open...
- Daugthers are flying out home (Uni and all this...) my friends have gone on a diet...OBBTKN
- Is there no one left with whom to talk about art, life, in this world?OBBTKN
- Wait for me. Right now I'm Prague but when I get back to Bordeaux it's on.palimpsest
- Y vengo con anticuchos.palimpsest
- Anticuchos? Be prepared for a casserole of stewed pork ears and snouts with tomato, and tons of red wine!!OBBTKN
- Bordeaux? French are now pussies!OBBTKN
- Ping me here, seriously, and we'll meet!OBBTKN
- Prefer a Dao wine.shapesalad
- Are you in Northern Spain? I really want to go to A Coruña.shapesalad
- What is so pussy about living in Bordeaux?
:-D
I've been telling you I'm stopping over.palimpsest - Anticuchos are marinated Peruvian beef hearts btw.
Check yoself!palimpsest - I'll even throw in some crabs with Old Bay if you come correct.palimpsest
- I've never had heart. Is it ... chewy? What sort of cut could you compare it to? It sounds icky, ostensibly, but it's just fucking muscle. Tough, I assume?Nairn
- in the mood? for what? Northerners ?autoflavour
- Heart is chewy but less than gizzards, it's very compact without being tough. It tastes like other cuts, like beef.palimpsest
- @OBBTKN got you on lock for shitting on my dear city Bordeaux.
https://c.tenor.com/…palimpsest
- sted1
I knew you're a stalker :)
https://www.qbn.com/reply/407008…
https://www.qbn.com/reply/407008…
- MrT-1
I paid $18 for a pint of IPA in a Melbourne pub last night.
10.62 English pounds,
12.08 'Muurkin dollars,
1,437 Albanian Lek.That seems a little steep? Also, Punches for me.
- Oh Melbourne..autoflavour
- Don't feel bad. I've been stung for $21 for a schooner of Asahi in Sydney before.sausages
- Jesus. I miss living in Melbourne, but these rising prices are getting ridiculous.Ianbolton
- I wouldn't mind but it was the first and I rinsed it. Damn sausages, but I feel better now. @Ian it's still fun, and I hope that price was an exception...MrT
- paid $38 for a pint of beer and burger & chips in Surry Hills [ Sydney ] yesterday. @!$ - same was $24 not 3 months ago !_me_
- facking hell!MrT
- Yeah fuggin pricey here. Better/cheaper to drink at home ;) LOL!sab
- pango0
does anyone know why goofy has a dog?
is pluto the retarded friend?
or maybe that's their kink?
- I mean, Walt Disney was a quasi-Nazi. Some dogs are more equal than others.garbage
- i thought pluto was mickey's dawghans_glib
- They passed him around: https://www.youtube.…garbage
- https://www.youtube.…spl33nidoru
- i mean look at pluto. he's giving you that "fuck me" eyespango
- I was told that Goofy was actually a cow. Over time they drew him differently until he looked more like a dog.monospaced
- But nah. Just a dog.monospaced
- then why is pluto so different compare to goofy?pango
- yeah I think he's a cow_niko
- @pangz Does the lowly bulldog mirror the noble greyhound? Doth the pitbull resemble a Pomeranian?garbage
- so in disney world there are smart dogs and dumb dogs? and the smart one is totally ok with leashing one of his kind?pango
- This is a good question. Maybe when they learn to talk, the leash comes off?garbage
- stewart20
Ornament, amour. Lines and more lines, I can't stop.
- Loving the inspiration. Don't stop.Ianbolton
- candy caneimbecile
- it should spin, for surestewart
- candy bar vibesSalarrue
- sweet!maquito
- WonderfulAQUTE
- Wowwie wow wow.
Gimme gimme!!!ideaist - Cocksureutopian
- If those start spinning, I'll never use another font for the rest of my life.CyBrainX
- Nice, don't stopMrT
- I love itSimonFFM
- Nice!!jagara
- Yes, shall I make it a candy bar font with two layers?stewart
- first things that came to mind were candy cane and stripey toothpaste. really nice.BuddhaHat
- If you make it candy stripes, it will devolve into retail holiday shopping posters.CyBrainX
- Lovely!lnu
- If it devolves into being used on retail holiday shopping posters, stewart will likely sell more...Nairn
- Let's do the commercial thing first, after that I'll develop it further artistically for y'all.stewart
- multiple layers would look like Aquafresh toothpaste. i say do it. a solid, then multiple line versions to stack on top... in spring pastels. mmmm, taffyimbecile
- drgs1
Any polish speakers can explain the difference between sz, ż, cz, dż, s, z, c, dz, ś, ź, ć, and dź
- drgs-1
So I started taking fish oil after reading about the benefits. The bottle says 5ml per serving. I have no time to measure it, so I just drunk directly from the bottle by eye measure. Finished one whole bottle in 2 weeks. Turns out I was chugging down x4 the recommended dosage.
I feel absolutely no difference. Decided to double the dosage even more, I'll keep you guys postedDiscuss
- I was doing the same with Apple Cider VinegarYakuZoku
- let us know if you start growing gills.capn_ron
- let us know when you find this fish sexy
https://i.imgur.com/…pango - be mindful of the cadmium, mercury, arsenic etc in fish oil supplements.zardoz
- When I was 9 I convinced a kid to bite into a Cod Liver Oil capsule, in the middle of class. His face remains to this day one of my highest achievements.Nairn
- I take 1000mg every morning since my Father died of heart stuff four years ago. No idea if it works—Can't hurt?misterhow
- Go to the park and speak with the koi.garbage
- But why? Ariel can't crush watermelons between her thighs.uan
- https://www.ergo-log…drgs
- garbage1
When it comes to fight or flight, seems I register with the former.
I was up late working on some sketches, hear a bit of a rumbling. "Is that the washing machine? That's not the washing machine. Obviously somebody is trying to burgle me."
I grab a claw hammer from my workspace and fling open the door to nothing.
Oh, outside is rumbling too.
- I once challenged to fight a poltergeist that woke me up shaking my bed 20-sum years agoYakuZoku
- my Seattle friend didn't even notice. lolpango
- @moldy brilliant
@pangz ha, the missus the dogs didn't either. I got a "Did I dream that you came in telling me about an earthquake?"garbage - *starts hitting the ground with a hammer “FUCK YOU GROUND”********
- lol, that'll show 'em.garbage
- OBBTKN0
What a chaotic day, two meetings with clients (now waiting for a late one).
Dry contact dropped from my eye, bluetooth keyboard not working, lost in the road to location, etc... In the first one.
Hope this second meeting goes well, and yes, I got lost on the way again.
The following meetings, via Skype, be sure!
- kingsteven1
When King George died in 1952 people were in the streets shouting "the king is dead!". My auntie was walking from school and thought they were shouting "Jean is dead" (her older sister) and cried the whole way home... Every now and again I remember this story and think about how Jean sounds nothing like 'king' and how her dad's name was George and "George is dead!"... would have made a better story all round.
- Gardener0
Just driven back from The Cairngorms this afternoon, there were roadblocks all around Balmoral area and so had to take a huge diversion around it. Never knew what the problem was as I wasn't listening to the radio but it all makes sense now the news has broken. Still, passed some beautiful scenery going the long way down to Carnoustie.