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    Due to dithering clients and a schedullign fuck up beyond my control, I've had surprisingly little to do today, so I thought 'fuckit' and left early, taking the opportunity to dawdle up the local main street and check out shops, as I rarely go that way these days.

    Just got in and put my back down and "oh, no" - noticed a length of stickers hanging out my bag's sidepocket loudly exclaiming "I'VE GOT A TINY LITTLE DICK". They're the ones I occasionally use on things that annoy me - typically badly parked cars, or loud cars in traffic, and such.

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    • yeah never understood the loud cars, it adds nothing to the performance of the shitty modded Honda doing 30km/h on my quiet street other than annoying the fuck_niko
    • ...out of everyone. I always imagine cops pulling them over and beating the shit out of them._niko
    • We have a fucktonne of 'souped up' expensive white mercs (etc) that BLART in short paces up congested roads, playing loud shit music, in LondonNairn
    • Here was more the fact I dawdled around the kids section in TK Maxx and a shitty sports store where I saw one of the mums from nursery... .Nairn
    • nice way to admit that you're @babydick
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    • haha, unfortunate! Were they clearly visible to everyone while dawdling?Ianbolton
    • kinda accurate nearly there ..5.5.. at the lower endneverscared
    • https://uploads.dail…neverscared
    • at least not from china.neverscared
    • bahaha, I used to do the same to poorly parked cars and PT Cruisers, except with Confederate Flag stickers.garbage
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