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    There're two packages in our shared hallway sent to a neighbouring address that, as far as I can tell, doesn't exist. I've tried looking for it, but I'll be damned if I can find where 'Number 4' is on our street. The opposite side of the street, where all the even numbers should be, was 'developed' a few years back, so is now a mass of flats, none of which claim to be 'Number 4'. It could be one of literally dozens of flats over there.

    They've been out there for a month now, as the delivery was signed-for by people from a flat upstairs who moved out whilst we were away for a couple of weeks.

    Parcels were sent on a next day service, so were presumably urgent a month ago, but now...?

    So. Do I claim them, and open them?

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    I'm hoping for artisanal tampons.

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    I've just realised that 'artisanal' is 'art is anal'.
    THE MORE YOU KNOW.

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    • It's yours.palimpsest
    • claaaaimed!PhanLo
    • We keep getting foldable greenscreens delivered to our unit for a company that hasn't been her for months. We now have 6 downstairs.PhanLo
    • Dark web drugs packageBluejam
    • Don't touch it, call the cops.
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    • YO! I'm not digging through the notes but I've shared the art is anal epiphany on here some time ago. GMTA.garbage
    • And open it, you might find a drugs and a free bomb.garbage
    • Vlog yourself opening them and upload to YouTube for some unboxing video profits.shapesalad
    • Open it immediatelydrgs
    • How's your book writing detritus?OBBTKN
    • Soooo...what’s in the box?misterhow
    • I've still not opened them. I have a fairly strong guilt complex for shit like this...Nairn
    • Drill a small hole to take a peek, give us somethingdrgs
    • New Idea: Start drawing on them.garbage
    • Well that was both terribly disappointing and also slightly interesting. One pack was literally a single flat-pack box (lol?) the other some, I guess, samples..Nairn
    • ...of some wool-based insulating packaging, including some freezeable 'ice-cube' pouches from https://www.woolcool…Nairn
    • I mean, this does actually press my buttons, but was nowhere near worth the guilt I forced upon myself. Disappointed it wasn't a walkman or something :)Nairn
    • haha, "a walkman"garbage
    • ;)Nairn
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