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  • OBBTKN0

    Fantastic. I broke a couple of ribs in a stupid fall tonight.

    A month or two, f***ed, without being able to exercise or anything.

    Just when the good weather starts. I'm an idiot :(

    • Snowboarding?canoe
    • Sorry to hear that - heal up!canoe
    • No sb, a stupid fall getting back home from taking beers with wife and friends...OBBTKN
    • Shit, what ribs / how bad?garbage
  • cherub0

    Is it just me, or does AI/chatGPT **LOVE** to help u write code. Like, I needed to do some apache server command line stuff and it went like... Me: Ok AI, I need to- AI: HOLD ON MUTHAFUCKA I WAS BUILT FOR THIS

    • My biggest issue with ChatGPT and similar is that they never push back. They just do what you want, even if it’s shit, and even if you ask its opinion first.monospaced
    • Always so fucking happy and quick to execute even when you aren’t.monospaced
    • Example, writing. “What do you think about moving that point to the beginning? Good or not?” Gpt: okay here it is at the top!!!monospaced
    • Literally anything you ask it opinion wise is always “that’s great, and here’s a bulleted list explaining why.”monospaced
    • I've never actually used chatGPT I've only ever used Perplexity.AI Maybe my experience would be different if I used actual chat GPT.cherub
    • I assumed they were similar but maybe they are not.cherub
    • "apache server command line stuff"
      - no fucking idea what i just did.
      sted
    • well next time u can install the lets encrypt and I can chill on qbn. Deal?cherub
  • OBBTKN5

    Update, it turned out not to be broken ribs. Although the pain was similar (I've already broken a couple in a bike crash), it was a severe trauma.

    The mobility initially I felt was due to muscle tension, not a bone fracture.

    I've been in bed for four days, but summer isn't lost... Hallelujah!

    • Yikes, Felix... we're getting old — feel better, brother!! <3PonyBoy
    • Thanks Kevin... Not related to being old, in my case, it's more related to me being an idiot... I hope you're okay!
      Hugs!!
      OBBTKN
    • "Por que no los dos?" :)

      Take it easy, big man.
      Nairn
    • get well soond_gitale
  • Krassy6

    The Perfect Albums thread is more like "some of my favorite albums" thread; By the look of it, lots of the albums on there are really good, but far far from perfect. Why do I care? I need another drink.

    • Hooked on phonics!palimpsest
    • Agreed. Another drink...sausages
    • Plenty in there close to perfect - as there is no perfect albumgrafician
    • ExactlyGardener
    • Surely music holds different things for different people? I've posted some albums in there that perfectly capture a moment in my life.Ianbolton
    • I see the reading here not as album that is perfect for you but perfect within itself.palimpsest
    • not as *an albumpalimpsest
    • Which doesn't mean that all the pieces in the album has to perfect themselves but essential to the album being what it is.palimpsest
  • Gardener9

    I've had a ridiculous day booting today, up early I hit a new boot in Arbroath next to the football ground at 7.15am, late I know TELL ME ABOUT IT. So I left home picked up a black McD coffee en-route and sauntered into the field to have a wander. The fruit & veg man was there, always a good sign, and I got about 3/4 the way along a row and there's a bloke kneeling down in the familiar digging pose. I stood behind him to see what he was looking at as he flipped by original Mothers of Invention, Kevin Ayres, John Martyn albums, picking out the Genesis, Tull, Hendrix and Floyd, all originals in super clean nick (as far as I could tell by the sleeves). He got up asked how much they were, the woman said her husband, who was standing next to her, wanted a pound each, but I'll let you have them for 50p each (!!) Jeez, god knows what he got tbh as I got down and pulled 25 in under 25 seconds including pink Island John Martyn, Andwella, unboxed Harvest albums by Kevin Ayres, BJH and others. But best of all the Omega Red Star album, I never even checked condition of any of them but when I got back to the car most look hardly played, just incredible for a collection like this to come out so cheap. I paid £15 for the lot as I was hardly going to give her £12.50 and she even gave me a canvas bag to put them in, crackers.

    So happy as a clam but with a tinge of what I must have missed by minutes, curse you McD and your reasonably priced coffee! I headed home for breakfast and after porridge (I have a very Scottish wife) I headed out to the lunchtime boot that kicks off on a village green about 20 miles from me at 1pm. Arriving early so I could wander about and see what was out as they do like to tell the sellers here that there is NO SELLING BEFORE 1pm. So strict, but for me it means I can see where the records are and hit those stalls first. One bloke had an incredible amount of 70's African & Indian albums and singles, I spent £60 with him, another lady had obscure labelled 7" from the 80's at 50p each so I basically spend all the money I had on me except for a fiver. As I was leaving a woman came up to me asking if I was still looking for records to which I replied erm, yes, "well go to the charity shop on the village high street it's open today and they have loads of records." So I did and they did indeed have more bleeding records albeit weird folk stuff, I spent £6 as I found a pound in the car and I came home and played many of them, cleaned some and watched my team win 5:1 and The Championship. So it has been a tiring but rewarding day but unfortunately this doesn't happen every weekend.

    • And Arne's song to Jurgen...just the icing on the cake!stoplying
  • NBQ00-7

    Just rented a beautiful luxe Airbnb with private Rooftop for the week and the weekend and spending it with a nice, sexy woman that I'm currently dating. Sun, drinks, music, sex, enjoying life before shit hits the fan.

    • Where abouts mate? I'm so happy for you that I even downvoted your post. I hope you can show her a good time like only you know howIanbolton
    • what shit is going to hit the fan? Now I'm worried and I can't downvote again as I've already done itIanbolton
    • Then why the f are you on QBN?monospaced
    • Cuz it starts tomorrow and besides I can multi-task, mono darlingNBQ00
    • don't cosby the girl. don'tpango
    • How was your long, hot sexy weekend on the roof? Are you in jail yet?Ianbolton
  • Ianbolton20

    Going to Sicily on Friday for my first proper holiday since way before COVID. Pretty excited to say the least.

  • OBBTKN2

    Massive blackout in Spain and Portugal. No work since 11 a.m., sunny, and about 24°C.

    I have two bags of coal and about 2 tons of firewood.

    If things get worse, the freezer will defrost... I might throw a party in the neighborhood, lol.

    • Probably not a cyber attack or who/ why would they do it to Spain?NBQ00
    • False flag, spanish politician idiocy, the russians, the moroccans... Many options. But I can assure you, this time the Basques won't ;)OBBTKN
    • It's back!!! Merde, back to work... :(OBBTKN
  • Nairn3

    • hahaha. Keep on it. The stinging will soon end and you'll be blinded by the sheer beauty of those piss tearsIanbolton
    • why do people do this shit? Or maybe I'm the naive oneIanbolton
    • Ian, I'm relatively certain this isn't for real. At all.Continuity
    • RFK approvedPhanLo
    • its from the new jackass series...neverscared
    • my recommendation is switching to a different prescription, I recommend semen drops, 4 out of 5 doctors agree_niko
    • Tiktok trend for sureSalarrue
    • @conty It sadly is real, from the Urinetherapy fb group. Not for the fainthearted.garbage
  • OBBTKN1

    Happy May 1st, plebs ;)

  • stoplying-1

    New game show

    Blind typing. You are given a phrase to type out, eyes covered, and if you don't type it perfectly - you. dead.

    • oh, so it's like social media comments with a twist!rzu-rzu
    • i'd paly that gamecapn_ron
    • https://images.gr-as…pango
    • I stopped looking at the keys ages ago...
      I will take those odds
      grafician
    • why does always has to be some self-polishing information that interests no one?sted
    • I proudly look at the keyboard.jagara
    • i proudly not looking at keuboard and not care about typipango
    • tjst a goof attirude pffjagara
  • bainbridge0

    A close friend's marketing materials and website are seriously the worst I've seen.

    The website is a basic template but then he changed the font and added a background and the navigation doesn't make sense, and it doesn't work on mobile. I don't know how that's even possible in this time.

    And then the marketing materials are mostly Arial or a random Script, and the line breaks are bad and each one has a different alignment, even though he's trying to be consistent.

    It annoys me so much because I want the business to succeed.

    I've tried to help, I've even offered to do things for free.

    But he's terrible at taking feedback and always just does it.

    • We all know them.jagara
    • It's not your problem. Let it go. You're free.jagara
  • jagara0

    Watching good movies at home instead of with the the dumbest people humanity has to offer is far is a superior experience to going to a theater.

    We have the technology now. Good screens, good sound, at home.

    Goodbye, idiots. I won't miss your phones, your loud and smelly eating, and most of all, your out-loud comments showcasing your retardation.

    • Couldn’t agree more. It’s also amazing how many people STILL downplay the HUGE importance of good sound these days.monospaced
    • Putting in a legit surround system and getting the biggest screen I could for my space was the best decision a few years back.monospaced
    • Escaping the crowd is the main advantage, imho.jagara
    • If you're only watching on a basic tv, then you're missing 90% of what you paid for in the theater.monospaced
    • You're right, we do "have the technology" to get theater quality A/V at home, which is why it makes sense to implement it if you're gonna avoid the theater.monospaced
    • 55 inch TV, good headphones, I'm happy.jagara
    • lolmonospaced
    • IMAX at home?

      Doubtful.
      grafician
  • Gardener2

    I only usually put my £1 bet on LFC but the odds on all 3 English teams losing tomorrow was too good to not take a punt, it's a slippery slope if this comes off!

  • mg33-1

    Who is watching season 2 of The Rehearsal, and if so, have you ever seen anything on TV, ever, as diabolically twisted and insane as episode 3?

    Be careful with spoilers, seriously. I don't want to spoil this for anyone who hasn't seen it yet.

    • Adds to queuemonospaced
    • It's so outrageous. Truly a "rewind multiple times" episode.mg33
  • bainbridge4

    Want to lose 30 lbs

    • Health is wealth.

      You can do it!

      : )
      ideaist
    • I've lost 17kg in 2 years, no exercise, only a bit of "discipline" with salt, fats and alcohol... You can do it!OBBTKN
    • Whole30 diet.i_monk
    • My go-to is the slow carb diet, works very well for me: https://tim.blog/wp-…jagara
    • No alcohol, sugar only if necessary like fruit, minimal breads, do not eat breakfast to create a fast situation, lunch/dinner is eggs, meat, vegprophetone
    • Cut a leg off :Ddmay
    • Joking aside, calorie deficit is the only way.dmay
    • JUST make sure "want" to lose doesn't become "NEED" to lose, because at that point it's too late bro.

      Start now.

      XO
      ideaist
  • Krassy2

    Is it time for another roll call? who's still on QBN?

  • Gardener1

    I keep seeing that fancy new chocolate from Dubai that is cropping up in garages and supermarkets now but at £12 a bar (!!!?!!) I'm too tight to buy and try it, have you?

    • yeah it's the new thing, it's everywhere. vapid influencers unwrap it on tik tok, world loses its mind.
      me neither.
      hans_glib
    • I live 5min from the open market in JLM. I can get any Middle Eastern sweet variation. It is a bit expensive but not 12 pounds :)renderedred
    • Is it just chocolate with pistachio paste? I saw some in the local ‘world’ supermarket last week for £9.99Ianbolton
    • Garages?i_monk
    • haha, yeah it's only £10 on the counter at Shell in ArbroathGardener
    • Oh, I thought you meant someone's car hole.i_monk
    • Not sure what <that is (tourist tat?), but the 'Dubai chocolate' has a very specific filling. It's ok, but it's not great and it's not eight months ago.Nairn
    • lol bit late on that trend aren't we? its trash
      https://www.foodandw…
      sted
  • renderedred1

    what? no graf? ;(

  • PonyBoy3

    white smoke, bitches!!

    *puff *puff... *pass <3

    • Yes, I just saw it... Fumata bianca!OBBTKN
    • Bets? Me, a Spaniard, or the Filipino.OBBTKN
    • my gut says it's an Italian...PonyBoy
    • jude lawneverscared
    • monsignor trump has prevailed!!!!hans_glib
    • Prevost. Gringo pope!OBBTKN
    • Puff Puff PassArmandoEstrada
    • I was expecting orange smokezaq