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  • Gardener6

    I went to the park yesterday and sat down on a bench and there lying on it as brazen as you like was a packet of powder. I held it up, gave it a shook and yes, I'm pretty sure it's some drugs. But, what kind of drugs and what to do with them? I'm past my years of experimental messing with mystery substances so decided against stuffing the unknown powder up my nose but all the same put them in my pocket, put them away in a safe place at home and now wondering wtf I'm gonna do with them. Chuck the packet in the bin is but one option but thought i'd run it by folks to see if there were alternatives I hadn't considered. If anyone wants these "possible drugs" they are welcome to collect them for free and under cover in a park somewhere perhaps?

    • That's very responsible of you sir. Post a 'found' message on the socials. Maybe someone has lost it? hahaIanbolton
    • it doesn't seem like a LOT of drugs but enough for what I believe they call "a hit"Gardener
    • if I post this on FB I'll probably get another banGardener
    • Don't throw away what could possible be good drugs. I think you should take the initiative to build a drug exchange shelter in your local park, like for books.palimpsest
    • https://www.amazon.c…palimpsest
    • haha, that's excellent palimpsestGardener
    • This would be a good serial killer MOspl33nidoru
    • Put in an old tin can and burn it.shapesalad
    • Outside. Stand far away. Bin Afterwards - you just saved someone from an overdose.shapesalad
    • Just because someone has drugs doesn't mean they're going to overdose and die, Shape. Drugs can be fun too!Ianbolton
    • flol @ gramps here. Get ye back to the daily mail comments sectionNairn
    • Looks a bit moist prob good cokeHijoDMaite
    • If it was Fentanyl you probably would of been dead by now.utopian
    • @hijo - I was thinking 'base' (as we used to call it) speed for the same reason.
      @ute - aye, but that shit's not at all common over here in Blighty
      Nairn
    • Yeah, fentanyl is no jokecrazyprick
    • looks like gak to me as its clumping - winner!

      post it to me if your still unsure
      woowahesque
    • I woulda tasted it.monospaced
    • https://www.amazon.c…sted
    • LSD will create the same positive result as FENTANYL or METH...sted
    • Ha ha yeah lets all take drugs all day and fry our brains and eat the face off someone else.shapesalad
    • Yeah drugs Sooo CoOL and fun, and hey look you don't like drugs - oh you are a bore, an old man, dailymail reader. Yeah we are the cool drug taking people.shapesalad
    • Yeah right... I think I hate that attitude of 'drugs are cool, you are a square for being against them' more than drugs themselves.shapesalad
    • Fuck off and try to gather some of your remaining braincells to understand level of depravity and misery illegal drugs brings upon a society as a whole.shapesalad
    • Drugs are for sad cuntscrazyprick
    • I didn't say any of that though mate. That's on you. I just said drugs are not the dangerous killer you're making them out to be. People make their own choicesIanbolton
    • Doubt there's fentanyl in Scotland. It's likely 'council' (benzocaine)zardoz
    • 'prop' is the dear stuff. maybe you got lucky here... give it a go. do it!zardoz
    • It’s too late, you’ve touched it. You’re now a drug addict. Try not to murder anyonescarabin
    • Send it my way, I’ll test itfisheye
    • @shape you're being a judgmental cunt.
      somebody should send you some mshrooms, it won't make you cool just a little calmer, more thoughtful, less withdrawn.
      sted
    • lol at the idea of shape being capable of set and setting. Shrooms ain't a good idea.garbage
    • That said, reminds me of the time my gf's brother dropped by for a visit and bought weed from some rando he met in the park.garbage
    • "Yeah, he had it in his sock". We had a bajillion legal shops at this point, and this dude is bringing sockweed into my house.garbage
    • Maybe I'm spoiled, but drug-vetting is a good thing, and I wouldn't fuck about with the bluebag.garbage
    • @Gardener that's a nice woven rug you got thereKrassy
    • Just fucking toss it.cannonball1978
    • thanks, but that's my sofa KrassyGardener
    • Throw it away. I respect drug addicts as people who seek a more saturated life, but I don't respect drugs. Drugs are a dead end.drgs
    • The pearl-clutching on this site cracks me upscarabin
    • lol@sockweed. there's a chance we would loose him in the conspiracy of the day thread u say? :Dsted
    • @scarabin I had to look up 'pearl-clutching'
      good one! I learned something on QBN today. Tnx!
      Krassy
    • @Gardener nice woven sofa!Krassy
    • your sofa is now a drug addict junkieKrassy
    • shape talking so confidently about shit he has no experience with again? what kind of sad sack can’t see the good in some drugsmonospaced
    • a) Remember the Skripal case
      b) Give bag to local police saying someone from the network (aka QBN) told you to do so
      SimonFFM
    • Do drugs. Don't do found drugs. Simples.garbage
  • drgs-7

    Young girls who are into daddies or slightly older men -- how old do you have to be to enjoy their attention?

    I think I had my first encounter today

    Discuss

    Also, 10 upvotes and I'm starting a new thread "QBN DILF Club"

    • How old was he?scarabin
    • She could be my daughterdrgs
    • ^Don't suggest that to herfuturefood
    • Leonardo DiCaprio does it I guessYakuZoku
    • I'm a 48 soon to be 49 year old surf bum, I don't have the energy left for 20 year old poon-tangYakuZoku
    • Energy?? I think it's more a matter of patience...OBBTKN
    • how young? legal at least right?pango
    • Around your agedrgs
    • damn... almost 40... thought you said young girlpango
    • I thought you were 15drgs
    • So the girl is under age? God damn it drgs. Not again!pango
    • https://youtu.be/PIY…drgs
  • dee-dubs0

    Im back in my old stomping ground for the day, got some time to kill so hoping to catch movie.

    I’m sat in bar area waiting to see movie on my Jack Jones... table next to me is a dude calmly chilling out listening to music on headphones plugged into a CD Walkman!!

    Old Skool tech still going strong.

  • Nairn2

    Having a few days to myself, I finally unwrapped the whetstones I bought a few months back, soaked them in mineral water, then watched some YouTubes and sat down to try my hand at sharpening my favourite knife.

    After a half hour - Naah, fuck that. It's really not for me. Ironically, it's very fucking dull.

    • LOL at the punchline.
      You have to give it another try, pour yourself a glass, put on a podcast and get grinding.
      palimpsest
    • Yup, it's definitely a bit of a grind all right, sharpening one's knives one's self.Continuity
    • What knife?scarabin
    • maybe didn't put enough pressurepango
    • @sc - a shitty old sabatier-style knife that had its tip accidentally broken off years back and that has "I AM KNIFE, MOTHERFUCKER" lasered on itNairn
    • My mid-term aim was to fix the angle of the broken snubbed point, making a neater finish, but I can see now that would take literal days to accomplishNairn
    • I could grind that in a few seconds. Too bad you’re ten million miles awayscarabin
    • copped a set of 2 whetstones from a charity shop a few months ago and i love em! having sharp knives finally makes me feel like i have my life togetherscruffics
    • what grit are yours?scruffics
    • I recently got wet stones and now my wusthoff classics are as sharp as new. I love how meditative it is, and I can do it instead of watching a show, or during.monospaced
    • But an hour and a half if sharpening. You must have made some good progress!monospaced
    • My brother fucked up some family relic knives made by my dad what never required any sharpening because he wanted to show off.sted
    • They look like shit, and became useless. He still thinks that he did good because the you on youtube was a pro... fucking ridiculous.sted
    • *guy on youtubested
    • It takes some learning, they make lil angle guides, but honestly you should practice on something you're not afraid to fuck up.garbage
    • I've got a few pre-red badge Wusthofs, and they are pampered af.garbage
    • Go to your local Asian supermarket and grab some Kiwis. There's all kinds of varieties, and they are the dirty secret of pro chefs everywhere.garbage
    • just get a motorized sharpener.pango
    • It’s hard to fuck them up unless you’re using a coarse grit and just grinding away like a clown. Even I managed to get a perfect edge on my first try.monospaced
    • Unless your knife is severely damaged or so dull it can’t cut at all there’s no reason to use the course stone. That’s for edge reshaping not sharpening.monospaced
    • I really only keep one sharp knife in the kitchen. If all my knifes were super sharp my wife and kids would be losing digits on the daily.HijoDMaite
    • I use a mallet to chop up my veggies.palimpsest
    • @garbage Those Kiwi knives are absolutely vicious. I grabbed one of those 30 cm veg cleavers for a song a couple of years ago, and it's STILL murderously sharp.Continuity
    • This despite using it pretty much every couple of days since, and passing it lightly a few times on my honing steel as needed.Continuity
    • F-it, go all in and use a belt sander.Akagiyama
    • I followed palimpsest's direction and listened to a podcast and just doing a 1000 grit pass, because honestly, beyond that I just can't. It's sharp. It'll do.Nairn
    • I do need to borrow a sandbelter and flatten the broken tip and hint at the cut angle before sharpening on 400 then 1000. Also - ordering some Kiwis :)Nairn
    • ok, 3 kiwis ordered.

      ON YOU, GARBAGE
      Nairn
    • Hell yeah, which ones did you get? Please say one was a cleaver.garbage
    • Ha! Bravo, Nairn!Continuity
    • @garbage - not quite the cleaver, although was tempted - instead, '8" Cook Knife'; https://www.chopchop…Nairn
    • Pairing knife and general big sharp knife otherwise, latter in wood, because fancy.Nairn
    • Thanks you too, fucko @continuityNairn
    • Plastic handles?! (jk)garbage
    • The cleaver, the veggie cleaver, and the 6.5 chef are the ones I have. I go out of my way to use the cleaver, it's just fun.garbage
    • This is the one I'm rocking (obvs not 30 cm, I mis-spoke):
      https://www.chopchop…
      Loooooove it.
      Continuity
    • I've got a cheap Suehiro 1000/3000 and it's good enough to keep my chef's and pairing knives in order. What's y'alls using?palimpsest
    • i didn't think you lasered metal, just sayinghans_glib
    • @cont That thing is amazing, probably my current fave.garbage
    • @hans - I can mark metal, not cut it.
      You've seen the pulsing red notice? :)
      Nairn
    • Amazon sells these little magnetic angle guides for knife sharpening. It's a similar story to me, one of the days I had covid I noticed a chip off the front ofBuddhaHat
    • my favourite Shun santoku, so I soaked my 3000/8000 stone, and sat down with Netflix on and ground on that thing for hours. Occasionally I checked the angleBuddhaHat
    • using the angle guide, and just kept going until the chip off the tip wasn't noticeable, and all the little chips from regular use were gone.BuddhaHat
    • https://www.amazon.c…BuddhaHat
    • you can't go wrong with this.
      https://www.amazon.c…
      pango
    • I shoulda gone for a cleaver for my plastic handled random choice, lol. I basically bought the same as the wood one, but bigger. Next time.Nairn
    • Good knives though - my daughter just made a strawberry 'whole again' the quarters were so neatly and tightly cut when pieced back together.Nairn
    • Nice!garbage
    • Well, done Nairn Jr!Continuity
  • grafician-3

    Are you okay starting this year?

  • OBBTKN0

    Wife and me:

    • Left: Kiki. Koko in the right. I miss Koko a lot, was a good cat, male, a beast... Strong and funnyOBBTKN
    • CutiesRendle
  • Gardener1

    I've just added a Tip button to my Mixcloud page so if you dig The Garden and want to buy me a coffee I will thank you with a pm x for a tenner I will send you a personally hand designed mix CD of your choice from my hundreds of mixes, Cheers!

    https://www.mixcloud.com/Gardene…

    • I only do OnlyFans but that's a great pic, it catches your essence.palimpsest
  • stewart2

    There is more energy on QBN than on Dribbbble.

  • imbecile0

    Someone pet my dog while she waited for me in the car. When I got back in, I could smell something fruity and sweet in the air, leaned toward my dog, she smelled like lotioned hands had just pet her.

    wtf?

    -

    Also, spent an hour talking with Thule this morning. I might pick up a rooftop tent. Guy on the phone gave me a 30% discount code. That's real money when you buy the roof rack, bike carrier, cɑrgo carrier, and tent all in one go. No wonder they limit the purchase to $4,000... Current cart: $3,839.60

    • I noticed those smells increasing since covid. I reckon it’s hand sanitizer being more prevalentscarabin
    • Also, that’s an amazing deal!scarabin
    • right!? possibly saving over $1000 just for exploring product options. really makes me think about how I plan on traveling this summerimbecile
    • but, have you really saved anything by paying $4,000 for a tent?monNom
    • @lol nom, but it's a tent with benefitsfadein11
    • Sanitizer alcohol dries the hand. Hence more people using potion.pango
    • tent is $2K, saving $1K+, it's like roof rack & bike rack are free w/ purchase. benefit is I am 100% connected to car and mobile between trunk / carrier / tent.imbecile
    • https://www.thule.co…imbecile
    • What's the advantage of a rooftop tent for a normal car compared to a normal tent? Since you can "only" load 100kg on an Audi Avant. Not much for 2 pax.Longcopylover
    • 100kg is moving weight.. Rooftop tents are great, as are regular tents, camper trailers and swags. Sleeping outside is fun.slappy
    • again, 100% connected. rooftop tent is off the ground, more durable than a cheap tent or i would have to pull a heavier tent off the top of my car then assembleimbecile
    • I'm paying for speed / convenience. Reliability / dependability come with in the form of the lifetime warranty. My other Thule is 20 years old, just wrong size.imbecile
    • Also, you guys missed the point. Why is a stranger reaching into my car?imbecile
  • BuddhaHat3

    I've got a new Fuji camera on the way, the kit lens included is the 16-80mm F4 lens, I'm keen to pick up one more lens to fiddle with as well. I will be doing some family portrait stuff, but I also like to take shots when I'm out on the bike of street art, buildings, landscape etc.

    Any suggestions on an extra lens so I can cover all these scenarios?

    GxAce's video on the Viltrox 13mm 1.4 lens has me really interested, I love the wide angle low aperture look of those shots.

    • which model?_niko
    • I decided on the x-t5, pretty excited about getting it!BuddhaHat
    • something like a 35mm f2.8 would be good?grafician
    • I would probably go longer for street and portrait photography. Maybe the fujinon 23mm f1.4 (36mm equiv) or fujinon 35mm f1.4 (56mm equiv).slappy
    • I use a fujinon 35mm f1.4 pretty much all the time for my family camera.slappy
    • Honestly just use the 16-80. It's really nice to have the extra reach sometimes. Or to go wide for a vista. carrying lenses is for the birds.monNom
    • Thanks for the tips everyone I'm gonna go with slappy's recommendation of 56mm equivalent and then go a wider lens after that.BuddhaHat
  • Beeswax2

    My mom and dad used to read newspapers in the toilet.
    I love reading something when I'm sitting on the toilet.
    Now my 5 year old reads his story books ever time when he's pooping.

    What is this now?
    Genetics or morphic resonance?

    • This is why I always wash my hands after touching a library book....shapesalad
    • I would be happy if I were you :D
      The alternative looks like this:
      tetris -> snake -> candycursh
      sted
    • I like the concept of the Collective Unconscious :)sted
    • I still subscribe to Viz for this exact reason.
      Wait til they try to take their tablet in there.... ew, filthy cretins
      fadein11
    • ew, wat?
      https://www.saltirec…
      who does that?!
      Nairn
    • encourage it. you are doing something right.hotroddy
  • doggydoggdog0

    I have a coworker that 1/2 of the office really doesn't like and doesn't know what he does. My boss gets frustrated with him, but usually forgets and loves to chit chat with him. And he's always late and leaves early. Yet, 2 people besides my boss like him for some reason and he goes away on a 6 week vacation and still has a job when he comes back?

  • OBBTKN12

    Dear blog:

    10 days without smoking, the lungs hurt less, but I've had a terrible cough, headache and throat pain for a few days, along with a slight fever...

    I'm resting as much as possible, it's doing me well ;)

    • Congrats. Stick with it.Fax_Benson
    • Cough that shit out, bludNairn
    • after 30 years of often v.heavy smoking I am also nearly off. But my nicotine addiction was so strong I had gum for any situation I couldn't smoke.fadein11
    • But this tie it's kind of happened naturally, not some NY thing. I just don't think I enjoy smoking any more. My body obvs still needs the nicotine but the gumfadein11
    • is working. I think it's just smoking that weirdly dislike now. Saying this I have given up numerous times, longest 2 years. SO who knows, just feel like myfadein11
    • body is rejecting the act of smoking more as I age. I have had a few though, but from 10-15 to 1 or 2.fadein11
    • All the best with it, the lung clearance stage is the hardestfadein11
    • Thanks... I'm not really missing smoking. Not even last weekend, after a few beers...OBBTKN
    • The last time, I left it for 13 years, this I think is the definitive one ;)OBBTKN
    • Congrats, keep it up! Been there. Think about 15 years for me since my last smoke. You can do it.microkorg
    • The avoid the risk of death from smoking, just keep smoking and take up a more risky yet quicker way of dying, such as reckless high speed motorbike riding.shapesalad
    • *To avoidshapesalad
    • Lol @shape... No I'm into cycling, safer ;)OBBTKN
    • good job OBB! the act of hacking up everything from your chest is equal parts gross and satisfying that your body is rejecting that shit. keep it up.BuddhaHat
    • You can do it! I quit in 2011, allen carr's book was a great read, specifically the "no such thing as just one cigerette"robotinc
    • Quitter's Flu
      https://www.verywell…
      whatthefunk
    • Rooting for you!stoplying
    • You got this, Felix <3PonyBoy
    • You're welcome back anytime
      https://www.youtube.…
      drgs
    • Me gustaría invitaros a tí y ti mujer a comer en MUKA, no será lo mismo que tus barbacoas, pero seguro que lo pasaremos bien...❤️Miesfan
    • @Mies... Un día de estos, ya hablaremos, tengo el inicio de año muyyy movido, pero te pego un toque por este thread y quedamos, encantado!!OBBTKN
    • And thanks to all, you're very inspiring, :')OBBTKN
    • Over 2 years for me now. Once a deck of darts started selling for over $50 a pack, I knew it was time. Do it!sab
  • shapesalad2

    The way that the ancient Egyptians cut and moved stone is still very mysterious.

    • https://i.kym-cdn.co…Bluejam
    • Nigel Tufnell considers rewritezardoz
    • they weren't cut and moved. they were made with mud and water. .hotroddy
    • Lazzzzerzgrafician
    • We will never figure it out how they did itNBQ00
    • There's no mystery. They use sound to cut and move them rocks.palimpsest
    • At least we know nothing supernatural was involved.monospaced
    • And we can easily conclude that not only did they carve and move large stones, they did it A LOT and were very good at it for centuries.monospaced
    • good at using slave labor.hotroddy
    • We see time compressed when we look at history. It's estimated that the pyramids took 30 years to build.futurefood
    • Plenty of time to cut/move whatever the fuck you want to anywhere you want.futurefood
    • the stones of the pyramids were actually made of a very early form of concrete created using a mixture of limestone, clay, lime, and water.hotroddy
    • https://www.livescie…hotroddy
    • Hasn't slave labour been debunked? They were farmers and such in the flood season.i_monk
    • i mean they just cut it. what is so mystical about this?milfhunter
  • NBQ002

    I love spicy food and putting spicy stuff on food. You know it's good and spicy when the nose runs a little

    • When it's realllly good, you end up doing the sit down dance in el bañofuturefood
    • try Da Bomb Beyond Insanity, that shit fucks my ass up for a full dayYakuZoku
    • day wreckerYakuZoku
    • the next level above nose run for me is a slight scalp itch, that's where it's at for meBuddhaHat
    • I tried California Reaper once, it was like my mouth was raped with devil's dick, and I loved it. No homo.crazyprick
    • get this. so good on rice
      https://www.instagra…
      Squiddy
    • Chipotle sauce on greasy pizza mmmmmjagara
    • madame jeanette is my jammilfhunter
  • Gardener4

    I've just finished putting the final touches to a rare 7" Rockabilly records mix which is totally out of my electronica comfort zone, it's to be broadcast at the end of the month.

  • crazyprick2

    People are more and more retarded and don't know shit about cinema.

    Glass Onion fucking sucked ass. Knives Out was not great, but this one takes the shit cake. The script was terrible. Rian Johnson can't write for shit. What an asshole. I kind of liked Looper and that's it. The rest is trash.

    And don't get me started on Janelle Monae. Are you fucking kidding me? She can't act. She's wooden as fuck. Stick to music, I don't ever wanna see your crash test dummy stupid looking face on the big screen again. Fuck.

    • The Pale Blue Eye sucked ass as wellcrazyprick
    • I spend a lot of time watching the heyday (last) and the end days of the American Dream. You nutj-obs have/do make some great films.fadein11
    • But tell us how you really feeljagara
    • I feel terrificcrazyprick
    • Brick was great though.webazoot
    • if knives out was a 7.5/10, I'd give glass onion a 4.5, I thought it was pretty mediocreBuddhaHat
    • Looper was good, Brick and Knives Out OK, the rest of his stuff is cack, in particular The Last Jedi which it should be for him.MrT
  • mg331

    Anyone watched The Menu? An incredibly weird movie and I loved every second of it.

    • I might.grafician
    • I hear good thingsscarabin
    • I’m about 2/3 through. It’s weird and not as breakthrough as I’d hoped.monospaced
    • Saw it, didn't love it. Felt really forced. I do still crave a good cheeseburger though.stoplying
    • I dug it

      On weed
      YakuZoku
    • nope. dont have disneymilfhunter
    • It's on HBO Max milfhunter.mg33
    • Enjoyed it a lot. Didn't quite know where it was going, which is unusual these days, and great perfomances all round.webazoot
    • It was Meh at best.ArmandoEstrada
    • Like Glass Onion, I laughed out aloud a few times and found it generally 'enjoyable' if entirely predictable, wholly ludicrous and ultimately, forgettable.Nairn
    • @mg33 not the dutch HBO Max...milfhunter
  • stoplying3

    A local brewery released a new IPA beer called "Recession Buster" where each 4-pack costs $5. Limit one per customer but since I'm still working from home, my wife and I took a ride at lunch and picked up one each. The benefits of working from home!

    • IPA is estrogenic and bad for 'T' levels.zardoz
    • So is tap water, non stick pans, polyester clothing, soda drinks, seed oils, vegetarian diets etc. No wonder there are so many little beta males everywhereRendle
  • doggydoggdog0

    What is a good Senior-ish Designer salary?

    For a small company, many hats and responsibilities, working only with one other designer who handles web and under a creative director/mentor who comes up with a lot of the direction?