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    My 2013 MacBook purrs heavy like a chubby cat whenever it wakes from sleep. I've opened her up a few times to inspect without seeing anything strange. I've cleaned her fans and looked for debris. Everything seems in order. Strangely, when the fan triggers on, the loud purring then stops.

    It may be possessed by an internet demon.

    Anywhoo, I may have to pick up an M1 series machine later this year as I need a 4k capable editing device. This girl struggles with 4k.

    • Strangely, she stops the loud purring when i press down on the metal between the keyboard keys. :/
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    • So it's hardware not software, check the bolts ;)
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    • Control that fan buddy: https://www.eidac.de….ideaist
    • hmmm... interesting. thanks
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    • I had the same issue with an old Mac Pro; had to disable the fan OR set different specs to calm it down. *thumbsup*ideaist
    • The fan might be loose.monospaced
    • swollen battery affecting other parts maybe? A couple mm will do it. Have had similar issue With 3 MBPssausages
    • Oh yeah. That happened to me to. BACK UP NOW.monospaced
    • Same. Think I might go high end PC instead of Mac this round. Wanna do 3D rendering and gamesjtb26
    • I did that last purchase jtb26. Having a proper video card makes all the difference for 3d work. First PC in years, wish I did it sooner.sausages
    • I'm considering building a PC rig but I like Final Cut Pro. I'm also considering going mac mini and iPad pro
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    • ha... had the same battery 'swell' issue too w/my 2013 MBP... paid a nice chunk of cash to get that fixedPonyBoy
    • I reset the SMC due to wonky bluetooth and the purring is gone... strange. I'm sure it will be back again.
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  • ideaist1

    Weekly "Production Call" feels like I've wasted my life...

    ...Anyone else have a gruelling weekly call that is a stressor before and almost immediately AFTER as well?

    Also, feeling underwhelmed as I've not worked on anything other than delegation today... *sigh* / first world problem.

    • I do but my team is great. We laugh our asses off first then talk about projects the last 5 minutes.stoplying
    • I have my team do a 15 minutes (hard stop!) standup meeting every morning. It's less pressure to report than weekly so a bit more time for fun in my experience.zarkonite
    • This is excellent advise and examples! The 1.5 hour call feels dated, mundane and all other negative descriptors simultaneously!ideaist
  • oey_oey1

    I'm just gonna make me some noodles.

  • PonyBoy2

    At the behest of my wife I gave in and began my 2 weeks of vegan-only eating... I'm on day 7 and FUCK ME I'm down 6+ lbs?! I haven't really paid attention to my intake... I just order a few of 'what sounds good' items off the menus from a few local vegan joints and pig the fuck out.

    So far my blood pressure and weight are both down (in just 7 days)... I most certainly feel more energetic. My belly doesn't bug me nearly as much and in case you wondering: I poop magically.

    I'm not saying I'm going vegan... but my belly hasn't felt as soothed / content as it does since I can't remember when. Can't wait to see where I'm at in another week.

    • keep us updated. I (@48y and drinking more than i usually do) have packed on the pounds, so need to figure out a way to shedhardhat
    • (and be more healthy)hardhat
    • #vegancatGuyFawkes
    • This is more indicative of how bad your normal diet was than how good your vegan diet is.zarkonite
    • I would love to poo magically. Every morning is a struggle lately.sausages
    • Get that gut health up sausages, greens n kombucha n shitGuyFawkes
    • I went vegan a year and a half ago, dropped it back to vegetarian after 3 months as I wasn’t trying to solve any specific problem, still feel greatslappy
    • We buy from local farmers, still eat meat or fish, cheese, eggs... But always; lots of veggies. Lost 7kgs only walking 1 hour a dayOBBTKN
    • Can't imagine the weight loss when start biking...OBBTKN
    • And yes Kevin, sounds more like you're eating a bad diet. Good for you, keep it strong!OBBTKN
    • Omnivore here. I Poop magically.jagara
    • ha— It's not like I was eating fast food and boozing my life away before I started this. My cholesterol was up—so my wife asked me to do this—nothing more. <3PonyBoy
    • Nice post - keep up the positive change!stoplying
    • 2 words for you... Hard Kombucha.sea_sea
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    Do portfolio websites still matter or is Instagram the way to go?

    • Fuck it...go with Parler!utopian
    • yespango
    • Link in bio

      Bio: Sike
      GuyFawkes
    • Im of the thinking a real site is the way to go. Followers are parasites. Fuck instagram
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    • Portfolio, and updates through SocialOBBTKN
    • both with a link to www in your insta bio. 80% of the traffic to my site comes from instagram.spl33nidoru
    • It's all about clubhouse these days.shapesalad
    • clubhouse?pango
  • spl33nidoru-1

    Can any of you lovely England-based qbners let me know if the players actually work for you on this wonderful page previously linked here ?
    Trying to suck the vidoes up from abroad and I'm starting to think these vids are down.

    https://www.ravensbourne.ac.uk/b…

    Thanks

  • NBQ000

    Continuity, you ok?

  • Nairn0

    I just spent a good three minutes of my life swearing as I tried to size a some logo text, using one of the tall letters in it to dictate the height. A 'k'. Set a rectangle to the height I want, then scale the text to fit, should be easy, right? Except every time I sized it, I'd direct select the k to check its value and it would report being 2mm higher. Wat? Ok, I've done something wrong. Rinse, repeat, same result. Wat? Rinse, repeat, same result. Wat? Rinse, repeat, same result. Wat? Break entire wordform apart and re-build, Rinse, repeat, same result. Wat? Swear lots. Rinse, repeat, same result. Wat?

    Zoom out a wee bit and then realise the foot on the k descends under the baseline like the rounded letters do. 2mm under.

    Stupid cunt.

    • Should've used the other tall letter, an h. Sits flat on the baseline. Idiot.Nairn
    • The ‘K” is the junkie of the alphabetGnash
    • The Italians knew and got rid of itGnash
    • LOL @Gnash, Touché!OBBTKN
    • haha gnashfuturefood
  • dasohr4

    Just rewatching Jesus Camp. Holy shit, it's all so clear now. And here I was asking WTF happened to this country.

  • sarahfailin-3

    If Tinder is any barometer for America's mental health, we are in a lot of trouble.

    • I always thought this about any dating site. If the future of the planet is defined by the contents of a dating site, we're fucked!Ianbolton
    • Why, what did you see on there to come to this conclusion?NBQ00
    • You're looking guilty, NBQ00Fax_Benson
    • It is not
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    • It's not.monospaced
    • it's a barometer of america's bots
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    • It isn’tscarabin
    • Why?maquito
    • It’s much better than instagram imo.maquito
    • why, daddy?
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    Anyone on Silk Road 4 ?

    • SR is a federal honeypot trap now, isn’t it?scarabin
    • But what if maybe this time it isn't?monNom
    • who knows ? it's accessible anyhow
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    • yesterday I was on a mexican drug cartel site, wtf !
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    • Version 2 was an FBI honeypot operation. There’s no reason to think it’s changed hands imoscarabin
    • Interesting, I will check about that
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  • section_0140

    I've been contemplating a switch to all vegetarian for a a while. Problem is: I eat a mostly low-carb diet. So, I already eat a shitload of vegetables and nuts. But, the rest of the diet is mostly beef and fish (never really cared for poultry).

    So, I bought a 2-pack of Beyond Meat burgers to try out. They looked the part (which honestly doesn't matter to me), and smelled ok "raw", so I threw one in a pan to cook for 3-4 minutes per side (they state it's important to not overcook).

    Oof, this thing is nasty. I honestly cannot understand how anyone compared the taste to a beef burger. I choked down two bites and binned it. Cooked the other one in the oven to make sure it wasn't me. It wasn't. I suppose if you put it in something that has lots of other ingredients, you could mask the "flavor". But, straight out of the pan? No.

    Ironically, I love veggie burgers. I've made black bean & chickpea based burgers, and they turned out fantastic.

    • Then stick to beans! I have basically replaced all meat with beans in my diet. There are so many ways to cook with beans, and they have loads of proteindkoblesky
    • Eat less meat or fish, but buy local (if you have "trusted" farmers or fishermen) and you're doneOBBTKN
    • I cannot get with this 'fake' meat thing...when there is so much other great food you can eat.dkoblesky
    • Those kind of foods, "pretending being other kind of foods" are a faillure, very expensive, and lots of them, ultra-processedOBBTKN
    • The American obsession with meat, specifically beef, is so toxic to the planetdkoblesky
    • Yeah, I've been curious about replacement foods and tried a few, but every single one of them is just disgusting, hyper-processed shite.Nairn
    • They're all just some shitty combination of soy, wheat and pea protein with cellulose binder or whatever other crap.
      What's your ..er.. beef with poultry?
      Nairn
    • When you throw away food you are directly feeding SATAN!shapesalad
    • @dkoblesky: I've sorta come to the "stick to beans" conclusion. I get heartburn when I eat too much many carbs. So, I need to experiment with what triggers it.section_014
    • lol shapeGuyFawkes
    • Beans are excellent, very healthy, rice sucks
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    • I have Seitan, which is 75g of protein per 100g. That stuff is the best, if you know how to cook it right. Asian stores have a lot of fake meats.Sellies
  • Hayoth-11

    The qbn elite feared Rush Limbaugh because he would never now down to YOU communists and fascists.

    Qbn is no place for h8te.

    • tbh, I've never now down to anyonedorf
    • bow*futurefood
    • rush is dead, we are better for it. the end.

      and yes, he would bow
      futurefood
    • *chow down
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    • sorry, what did i walk into?
      im about to leave work, give it quick.
      futurefood
    • Also, for future, you can skip the 'te' at the end. unless you are trying to write 'Hate-te'futurefood
    • The Mookster copy & pastes the combo of: "qbn elite, commi and fascist" in every last post. aHHAHAHautopian
    • What??? Not H8tlers? Such a missed opportunityscarabin
    • You gotta do better, H8yothscarabin
    • qbn feared rush Limbaugh? Prove it moronmonospaced
    • hayoth you're hilarious!!!renderedred
    • Hayoth went all-in with this one. F-100 and everything.palimpsest
    • haha I love hayothinteliboy
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    One of my friends hasn't had a job in a year.

  • NBQ00-3

    Lush Rimjob

  • drgs-1

    Subscribing to stuff online: I am much more comfortable paying with PayPal instead of submitting my credit card details directly.
    Then I realized, PayPal is a condom

    Discuss

    • i'm the same - happy to keep free of the digital claphans_glib
    • never link your cc to your paypal account. or your bank account.renderedred
    • PayPal gets hacked more than all the credit cards combined....all of the time. Good luck.utopian
    • Paypal also. linked to a free prepaid cc.uan
    • @rendered and utopian - is that right? i am idiothans_glib
    • You have to be pretty dumb to have your PayPal hacked, how does it happendrgs
    • probably happens with leaked email/password combouan
    • I use PP for everything these days - even my council tax. The interface on the council site is terrible, so each month PP get £5 of the money I pay them. StupidNairn
    • Anyone who uses the same password on more than one important site is an idiot.Nairn
    • I guess I’m an idiot then. Good news is that if there is any stolen money the paper trail is clear and it is usually rectified quickly.monospaced
    • Your credit card is protected against fraud. If you’re charged for something you didn’t buy, just tel the cc company they’ll refund the charge
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  • Hayzilla0

    Hey UK dudes. What's a good clothes website that has multiple brands like ASOS and Boohoo?

  • NBQ00-2

    Hey dudes. How can I become El Chapo but sans the drugs, sans the violence and sans the crime?

    • Be short and move to a Spanish speaking countrydrgs
    • You’re gonna need a sweet mustachescarabin
    • kill people
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    • oh wait, thats violent.
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  • PonyBoy5

    can't make this up...

    a semi-famous celebrity chef (not in the pic) dropped by our office yesterday and dropped off a pound of weed... fucker couldn't be bothered to bring any of his food w/him but I'll take his weed. <3

    • Why?scarabin
    • couldn't tell you why... other than he's just a big sweetheartPonyBoy
    • Keep himscarabin
    • beau macmillandrgs
    • was it Snoop Dogg?Krassy
    • ha... not beau (who's also a big sweetheart) :)PonyBoy
    • He wants full munchies activated
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    • maybe he has a kid on the way... and it was an ultimatumjonny_quest_lives
    • or he did a private meal for snoop dogg and this and a fat stack of hundreds was the paymentjonny_quest_lives
    • it is legal to grow in my state and my friends are always giving me mass quantities of weed and I barley smoke anymore.fooler
    • Action Bronson.DRIFTMONKEY
    • Blast offdorfsman
    • That should see you through the weekend.mort_
    • Spill it.sea_sea
    • David Chang.garbage
    • Smokes a ton of weed and recently moved to Phoenix.garbage
    • and that's why PonyBoy disappeared for the rest of 2021 :)sted
    • So he just rolled up and said "here's some weed". Sounds legit.BusterBoy
    • Damn... It's like you were there, Buster.
      *puff *puu..hACK HACK HAAAAcKK!
      :)
      PonyBoy
    • Pony up. It was Chang?garbage
  • spl33nidoru17

    Holy shit, just saw a listing for an affordable apt for rent in one of my dream architectural landmarks.

    Please be still available and in the hands of a sweet, sweet agent...!!

    • good luckpango
    • upvote big eye cat for apt successoey_oey
    • good luck!Krassy
    • looking to rent next so upvoting big eye cat for apt successgrafician
    • Thanks guys, I will report back!spl33nidoru
    • Good luck! I just missed out on a place at the barbican in London many moons ago. Still shitty about it.thumb_screws
    • ^ Ah bummer... I would have never assumed that landlords would rent out in the one I'm after, so trying to keep my expectations to a minimum for now...spl33nidoru
    • With this cat gif I don't see how you can lose.CyBrainX
    • sup?sted
    • Have to wait until tomorrow to reach the agency, I'll keep y'all postedspl33nidoru