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- zarkonite4
I said webshite instead of website by mistake during a client presentation yesterday.
They agreed their current site was shite. Good thing we had fed them beer before we started.
- Just pretend you were doing your besht Sean Connery accshent.BusterBoy
- https://www.urbandic…Krassy
- SimonFFM0
Someone is sending fake casting mails to models under my name, using an email that sounds similar to mine, but is from gmail.
Five models messaged me already, if this was real. Even though the language is totally off ("full of kisses") and all so obviously fake.
The world is overpopulated, especially by the dumb ones, it seems...
- sucksimbecile
- Are they trying to kidnap them or are they just wasting women's time?freedom
- yeah thats scary, what are their plans?Bennn
- Sorry, I'll stopGnash
- Oh damn that's intense.shellie
- They probably ask for nude pictures/videos as an online casting; I was even more shocked to see some models replied to them...SimonFFM
- send out an email and post a warning on instagram to warn potential victims about it.uan
- Internet is full of porn, why do people do thatdrgs
- I assume it's someone from an area where porn is blocked; but messengers and email work...SimonFFM
- Ugh. Yeah, take the steps to protect your repution.Continuity
- send bobs an vagene plsmekk
- An area where porn is blocked???
Dark times, dark times for sure.futurefood
- freedom-1
Is prepaid sIm cheaper than a normal cell phone provider?
- Bennn0
I said Fuck you! instead of Hello! to a coworker ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It happens, amarite?- jkBennn
- well.. sometimes a 'Thank you' can sound very close a F U.shapesalad
- hahahasea_sea
- HijoDMaite1
If you’re proudly posting photos on FB of your fridge full of Jello Shots at our age, you’re a fucking alcoholic.
- "proudly posting photos on FB" - ugh, all that's wrong with the world.hans_glib
- And if I don't, I'm not?
WIN.Nairn - i'm totally having jello shots for my birthday party later this year xD lmaosea_sea
- Lol Sea!HijoDMaite
- BusterBoy0
Anyone had ex's or people that were interested in you years ago, use your name or nickname when referencing current people or events? Kinda like pseudo-stalking?
- Nairn2
I just got a newsletter from a client/friend whose site I did a few years back, part of which I consolidated a really simple brand for them comprising basic, relevant geometric forms. It was nothing Earth-shattering, but it was simple, worked and well-received.
For some reason whoever did the newsletter decided to re-draw the 'basic relevant geometric forms' and they're completely pissed and out of perspective.
I stared at it for a second, wondering what sort of algorithm or compression or mistaken aspect ratio might've led to the clearly-pissed result, so saved it out and dropped it alongside the original to check. Nope. For some reason, they simply re-drew it.
I've gotten in contact and got the keys to their Mailchimp account so I can change it back to what it should be.
I can't get my head around wtf their guy was thinking - it's kind of like working for Nike and thinking 'fuckit, I'll just trace the logo with a crayon - that'll do'. haha, aiee.
- colin_s7
moving to ireland for a year or two. hoping to end up in the south of france after. bye usa.
- cool! I love ireland! beautiful country and really nice people.Bennn
- Good luck!pango
- aww man. slow clap, my kinda stuff, happy for ya man.helloeatbreathedrive
- Enjoy.
What do you expect from the south of France? Quality of life? More sun? Language? I am just curious because I like it very much there too.Longcopylover - careful now! I've moved to Ireland for 6 months once, left after 5 yearsrzu-rzu
- Krassy1
I've never been to Hooters or BestBuy
- both incredibly overratedmonospaced
- now, if they combined Hooters and BestBuyfuturefood
- @monospaced OK, good to know I'm not missing outKrassy
- one of my wifes favorite places. hooters!CALLES
- how many wives do you have? lolKrassy
- I've never been to one of them.pango
- last time i went to hooters was in mexico with my two liberal, feminist, mexicana friends. weirdly popular there.sarahfailin
- Best Buy = One of the cleanest public bathrooms in Sohowhatthefunk
- I go to Hooters... and get wings... to go.DRIFTMONKEY
- @whatthefunk, good to know!monospaced
- Best Buy has one of the cheapest can soda vending machine by their staff room.pango
- hesteg mitusted
- But if you’ve never been to Best Buy then where do you get your MONSTER CABLES!!?HijoDMaite
- HijoDMaite0
- I refuse to have any smart assistant already. Noooo way they are getting access to my lock. If I have a place...pango
- I think they should test with immigrants as delivery crews, from El Salvador & Somalia filling fridges. What could go wrong?..robotron3k
- ^it could draw out shitty people making stupid generalized comment on internet. I'd say do it.pango
- my fridge is a mess and all condiments. I wouldn't mind watching the delivery person get frustrated.futurefood
- ^ hahaGnash
- maquito0
I downloaded the imgur app to make it easier when uploading pictures from my iphone. I discovered there is a humongous community behind imgur; not like godamn geocities to upload pictures and hotlink, but a fucking facebook the shit. They have votes, downvotes, badges, awards, most virals... how long has this been happening. I feel so old right now.
- Quite a while.
Several years at least.pango - my imgur account is 9 years old.
my notoriety is glorious.imbecile - You only noticed that now?NBQ00
- Been living under a rock?NBQ00
- That was why Reddit stopped using them for image hosting a few years back.Nairn
- idk! Perhaps I was distracted. I've been using the app and it's quite entertaining. My account is algo 9 y/o, but my notoriety is still neutral :(maquito
- Imgur has accounts? OK, I am kidding, but always wondered what the point of having one was on a site you posted images anonymously on.raf
- Quite a while.
- Ianbolton0
I’ve been helping a new friend get through a divorce and admittedly I have affections for her, but took the moral stance that I’d rather she was okay and didn’t want my feeling or sex to confuse things. It’s been difficult but I felt good that I was making that stance. Last night me and another close friend were at hers drinking and whatnot. He gets into her bed at 5am and wakes me up fucking. I feel conflicted as to whether I’m pissed that I took the moral stance I did or whether I’m just jealous, or probably both. It’s really fucking me up as I do actually really like her.
- Oh man, I can't begin to imagine how much poison's flowing around your head right now. You did the right thing, he didn't, bt what difference does that make?Nairn
- You need to go out and get some distraction sex asap, find someone else to take your mind off her, because this'll eat up your mental capacity.Nairn
- As much as it's always best to do the right thing, it's rarely the best thing to do the right thing, 'cos some other human's guaranteed to do the wrong thing.Nairn
- Cheers for just the words man. It’s such a brain melter. You do the right thing and you get fucked up, you make a move and ruin something beautiful.Ianbolton
- Feel better just getting these thoughts out of my head to be fair, but right now I just want to get pissed and it’s half 9 in the morning!!Ianbolton
- it sounds like that episode of family guy...
https://www.youtube.…hans_glib - Haha. Kinda!Ianbolton
- If you have affections for her and she fucked your friend while you were there she has no affection for you.deadsperm
- Not making a move on her was a good call on all levels. You win!deadsperm
- Kinda hot cuck story.NBQ00
- Should have tried to join in and make it even more awkward.PhanLo
- I know this is 1950's of me, but in nearly every case, men and women can't be proper friends. Someone's feelings are getting hurt.section_014
- I think deadsperm is right here, just move onBennn
- dude, don't take the high-road here. you were playing the long game but got out played.Gnash
- she should feel lucky to have such good friends. the two of you obviously just wanting to piitbCALLES
- Ha! If you indeed just wanted to PIITB then your friend just paved the way. Now you know she's about that life. You still win!deadsperm
- "she's about that life" says it all...robotron3k
- the whole ... wakes me up fucking part. needs a little explanation. please preceedCALLES
- She’s going through a divorce. She’s a mess. Why would I not be supportive and put her needs before mine? I have loads of women friends who I don’t want to fuckIanbolton
- ya. its a fine line. but looks like she needed that tooCALLES
- If I was playing the long game it would be because she’s been a mess and I’m probably being protective of my own well-being. So yeah, my intentions are genuineIanbolton
- Haha, what part of being woken up to the sound of two people having sex needs explaining? I should’ve got some photos right?!Ianbolton
- what gnash and calles said. don't be naive pretending there is a high-road. you got outplayed. period.pr2
- high-road os being honest about your feeling and desires not giving into what you think the society wants from you.pr2
- You dodged a bullet! Move on Capt. Savajo.HijoDMaite
- @Hijo is right. If you'd fucked her, couple of days later you'd hear that she fucked smbdy else, that would mess u up right when you were falling for herBeeswax
- Then the friendship will be awkward, you'd try to get her back, she'd say that she wants to be free for a while, and all that bs. You really dodged a bullet.Beeswax
- Sounds like a nice girl really, wonder what caused the divorce??robotron3k
- You’re right. For sure. But it still bummed me out. Cheers for the support - in all its forms! QBN advice columnsIanbolton
- so you're helping this woman through her divorce, and then she has a sleepover with you and some other dude and he fucks her before you?monospaced
- I guess you all really hate who she's actually still married to. Damn.monospaced
- I’ve only known her a few months and don’t really know the guy and trying to just be supportive. Maybe I’m the fool for getting even slightly involved?Ianbolton
- We all got pissed which obviously didn’t help thingsIanbolton
- well what i am trying to say also is that believe it or not. women like to have inconsequential mindless sex also. It is not only a scenario of you takingCALLES
- advantage off. but if you only know her for a couple of months sex had to be in your minbd the entire time as the first feeling towards herCALLES
- so the other guy is your friend... her friend? another random? sorry to be so into this. this story has me captivated and its helping my friday go by quickCALLES
- She's going to regret it in the morning. Now you get to hear how your friend took advantage of her etc etc. You're the friend not him. This is when you swoop insea_sea
- haha CALLES.Nairn
- That's if you're still interested in her. Everyone wants sex especially if booze is involved. This is where you straight up tell her it should have been you.sea_sea
- You have been happily placed in the friendzone. She loudly banged another guy in earshot of you.capn_ron
- did you hear her asking your friend if she can call him Ian?CALLES
- Ian:
https://pbs.twimg.co…monospaced - If you're having regerts and still wanna hit that now you know all you need to do is get her krunk.deadsperm
- Aye Ian - grab her krunk!Nairn
- Hit that like a wife that doesn't listen!deadsperm
- sea_sea FTWzarkonite
- Haha, gross.i_was
- Sounds like even if you did like her you're not too much into have seconds...I think most guys aren't into that.robotron3k
- post separation drunk sex isn't friendship, it's opportunistic.imbecile
- Mating strategies... https://youtu.be/LOY…shapesalad
- so wait? you're bummed you didn't get to take advantage of an emotionally fragile women... first? and that has you bummed out?imbecile
- you really think she's thinking about you (or the other guy, or any other guy) in a serious relationship right now? she needs time to be herself again.imbecile
- "friend"imbecile
- I’m just bummed out at not knowing what I feel. She’s fragile and going through some heavy shit but true, she can sleep with who she likes. I’ll talk to herIanbolton
- ^pango
- I'm reluctantly agreeing with imbecile.. She's not ready for anything right now.sea_sea
- She ready for somethings, alright. She real ready.deadsperm
- lolsea_sea
- Let’s address everyone’s real question here, did she have a nice rack?irrelevant
- SimonFFM2
Hot summer night. Lying on my hotel bed after the briefing of makeup and model. Was great meeting them. A bunch of high school kids is in the hotel, too. Loud kids. But I will try to get some sleep. Tomorrow at 5am we hit the road to shoot by a lake before others are awake. Model looks great!
- Continuity4
I don't know who it was who posted earlier in this thread that dating after a certain really sucks, and I fucking agree.
Had a great date over many cocktails last night with a woman in her late 30s, she was really into it, and said she wanted to see me again. Tells me via Whatsapp this evening she's not free this weekend because she has a date tomorrow, though she 'maybe would have preferred to ask you [me] out, instead' (her words).
Fuck you, you fucking disrespectful twat.
Ugh. Dating at 45 fucking sucks, boys. And now it's Friday night, and I'm on QBN.
- *after a certain ageContinuity
- We need a new "dating after a certain age really sucks" thread. Hope there's a cool shirt too. XP lolsea_sea
- How is that disrespectful?i_monk
- dating is having options. a friend's mother told me "women are like cars, keep a few around so you don't get used to one, until you figure out what you like."imbecile
- loool @ shirtimbecile
- I've never been like that. I hate feeling like someone's option, and I don't like doing it to others.
Just the way I'm wired.Continuity - lol @Continuity that's just being serious, don't blame yourselfgrafician
- that's a good quality to have, maybe just realize that other people are probably "playing the field" more than yourselfimbecile
- you only survive dating by cultivating an abundance mindsetcannonball1978
- I found that when dating you have to find soeinstrmntl
- Yes that lead on line says it all, it means keep trying sucker. It doesn't matter what age, once you spot manipulation attempts, runrobotron3k
- Keep in mind when you starting dating there wasn’t an abundance of ways to meet women.noRGB
- And now everyone has access to millions of options and will put in the work to find the best first.noRGB
- @Continuity - i think she's giving you a hint. pitched it underhand for you. she def prefers to be out with you... GL!umbee54
- @umbee Yeah, maybe, but I didn't like the way it came out. Maybe the tone-of-voice limitations of texting. Maybe I overreacted. I don't know.Continuity
- Too late now anyway, I told her it's not my thing, and that I'm not taking this further.Continuity
- Too bad...she may have also been looking around for a long time without luck so perhaps she’s somewhat jaded by dating too?BusterBoy
- If you still like her then say, "when you tell me _____ I read it as _____. I don't know if that's what you intended, but that's what I'm taking from it."cannonball1978
- Thanks, lads. Yeah, I don't know, we'll see. All of this took place last evening, so I'll let it (and myself) cool off a bit.
Dating still sucks.Continuity - Don't limit yourself. There's clearly a generational gap between you two.sea_sea
- Give her another chance. And this time fill her schedule so she can’t pull this shit again.monospaced
- Keep her in your basement, she'll know you mean business. Just make sure it's soundproof.deadsperm
- well, she joined a dating site, lined up some options, you was one, she met you, but probable had a row of dates lined up. once she met them all, she might pickshapesalad
- you in the long run. It's fine. whatever. only bad point is perhaps she shouldn't have been so honest as it wasn't classy. however you can respect her honesty.shapesalad
- watch some Dan bacon videos to get some insights into ways to manage it allshapesalad
- https://www.youtube.…shapesalad
- It's an (attractive) woman's world on Tinder/Bumble. They have a gazillion guys lined up constantly and can be as flaky as they want. Dating sucks.formed
- Since when did attractive women not have a lot of options though? It’s exagerated now but basically the same dynamic that has always existed.yuekit
- freedom-5
Had a tooth cavity.
- its cause you're so sweet. ya fruitcake.capn_ron
- avoid sticky food, energy drink, times you snack in a day. Brush teeth after eating fruits.
ya fruitcakepango - Capn Ron, I came across a pic of you at my apt showing off your chest tattoo. Carry on.robotron3k
- drink whiskey and black coffee.sarahfailin
- R U A BREXITeer?utopian
- drgs0
Came back from an 4 hour bike ride, ate a whole watermelon, can't move
Discuss
- never eat the skinfadein11
- the 4 hour bike ride is culpable, just eat the melon next time,uan
- melon bellyutopian
- https://www.youtube.…utopian
- watermelon is mostly water, its like drinking a gallon of itdrgs
- https://twitter.com/…PeterPancake
- can't move; are we talking exhaustion or are we talking paralysisshoes
- in any case, I think you would need to ingest way more melon in order to ODshoes
- I'm imagining the faces of my colleagues and all the people I know, who would find and read my obituary -- "OD'ed on watermelon"drgs
- And they would be like, "Yep, that's drgs as we knew him"drgs
- Bye drgs, a pleasure, lolOBBTKN
- 4 hours on a bike? Balls like melons...see_thru
- 4 hours on a bike? Balls like melons...see_thru
- nice job drgs. eat all the watermelon you like.dorf
- imbecile0
4 hours and 10 microfiber towels later, I can say I've washed it.
Did do...
- Foam and microfiber glove
- Hand dry w/ Optimum No Rinse
- Hand polish to remove fine surface swirling
- Hand wax / buff
- Detail wheels / tires
- Clean interior leather pieces
- Treat interior leather piecesDidn't do...
- Vacuum
- Any other interior (I did last week)
- Open hood
- Exhaust tips
- Use DA polisher
