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  • shapesalad2

    Sell Dreams.
    Deliver Reality.

  • PonyBoy-1

    I often step out onto our 3rd floor patio to smoke my marijuanas... I usually have my headphones on so there is a substantial sound barrier w/said headphones and the double-paned sliding door separating my Wife and I ...leaving us to communicate in a very simple, crude form of iconography... though the message usually comes through quite clearly.

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    Can’t help thinking about how many wife beaters saw the Will Smith slap

    • try harder, dude... what a shitty thing to think about... what's that say about you when you 'can't help' but think about something so shitty?PonyBoy
    • It’s a bummer. But it exists.
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    • The essence of compassion is a desire to alleviate the suffering of others and to promote their well-being
      -Dalai Lama
      imbecile
    • yes yes... so much compassion / suffrage alleviation posting a wife-beater comment mere seconds after a 'cute' post related to someone's marriage.PonyBoy
  • canoe1

    6 Pitchfork Staffers on the Best Albums They Found Based on the Cover Art

    https://pitchfork.com/thepitch/6…

    • Clearly not designers, but hipsters selected the best album cover art.utopian
    • It literally says, "staffers," in the headline.canoe
  • Nairn1

    Top Tip: Don't go to the first birthday party your daughter's been invited to when hungover, hungry and sleep-deprived.

    I had to spend 2+ hours this morning making small talk with successful middle class people and my brain wasn't having any of it, and I know that I absolutely came across as a total dullard halfwit moron.

    Well done, me.

    • creating memories and good first impressionsautoflavour
  • grafician0

    after ending the work week and coming back from a few beers and some nice chats outside, to some gruesome news from all over the world

    came to the conclusion that humanity never ever had a chill

    it's always some war or some plague

    how tf could we enjoy the fucking dinner when some poor Chinese fella starving in his apartment or some family gets displaced in Ukraine due to war or some people get stabbed in Israel and Palestine while some people get hanged in Mexico by the cartels and people starve in Africa due to no Ukraine grain exports and so on

    the same shit repeating over and over

    bro without fail we as a species have no fucking chill

    • Have you been to key west
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    • just listening to some kanye westgrafician
  • scarabin10

    I have this memory from when i was a kid, maybe 8 years old... i was hanging with this asian kid i had met from our apartment building. He was eating something and shared it with me. I’d never seen anything like it before- a flat sheet of dark-colored something or other, a little salty and i distinctly remember it being moist. It was delicious- he said it was an asian food and i was intrigued because despite being half-asian myself, i knew nothing yet about those cultures or what they ate. I finished it and asked for more. He ran back up to his place and after several minutes came back and handed me another wet sheet and i gobbled it down. This stuck in my mind for years as it was this kind of exotic thing and i never ran into it again.

    Until recently i was enjoying a pack of those crispy seaweed snacks and i realized what had happened. The little shit had given me a seaweed sheet but had licked all the salt off of it before giving it to me.

    What a jerk

    • hahahaha, wonderfulNairn
    • wet seaweed is a thing. but it is also possible that little shit licked the dry ones and gave them to you lolpango
    • the end got me! what an asshole! hahahaha!mapleT
  • SimonFFM2

    There’s an escort agency in my town called ‚Save the date‘ and their logo is STD.

  • jagara0

    Apparently, Americans don't use SIM cards? How does that work?

    • My friend from Minnesota looked puzzled when i told him to get a travellers SIM in Denmark. He didn't think they could be used with his US Iphone (they could).jagara
    • ya digital SIM card is a thing in NA. maybe some areas are exclusively digital SIM only.pango
    • Yes we do. They come with the phones.monospaced
    • Apparently? You're grossly misinformed.imbecile
    • apparently:
      As far as one knows or can see.
      palimpsest
    • Carriers lock phones with their "permanent" sim cards. But you can still buy an unlocked phone and order a sim in the US.Beeswax
    • every carrier will provide you with a sim card for any sim enabled phone. i don't think gsm phones are a thing anymore since tmobile bought sprintimbecile
    • apparently:
      As far as one knows or can see.
      palimpsest
      This is what stupid people who refuse to read might say
      imbecile
    • You are correct. I haven’t fucked with that little plastic thing since 2001ishHijoDMaite
    • Reading is fundamental.palimpsest
    • So, basically if you want to change provider, you buy a new phone?drgs
    • Ummm. Still have SIM cards in US iPhonesmonospaced
    • I've never had a phone with digital SIM...pango
    • I've seen the option for me but always "why?"pango
    • Americans use SIMs, but generally buy plans that subsidize the cost of the phone by locking them to a specific carrier for 2 years.robotinc
    • No idea what a SIM card even is.Cosmodrome
    • Also, most plans are expensive, but contain some sort of international roaming, so the idea of buying a tourist sim is not as widespreadrobotinc
    • I have both options. when I travel, I use the eSim because I can buy plans easily and add more data as neededGnash
    • A friend of mine has his work number on the eSim. That way he doesn’t need to carry 2 phones with himGnash
    • Most carriers make every effort to sell you their "locked phone" you must request an "unlocked phone" during the purchase of their services.utopian
    • AT&T sells them with SIM cards and you don't have to request "unlocked."monospaced
  • NBQ000

    I was looking into Unreal Engine 5 yesterday and the editor is very powerful creation and animation tool.

    Does anyone know more about how it stacks up against real 3D apps like Houdini and Maya or Cinema4D?

    To me it seems UE5 editor has pretty much everything. I mean even movies like Matrix 4 and some TV shows used it for some scenes.

    Can it render traditional image sequences as well so you could comp it together in post?

    • That entire Matrix demo scene was created in UE5: https://www.youtube.…NBQ00
    • EU5 isn't a modeling tool. Though you should be able to import almost anything you want and real time render it.BabySnakes
  • mort_0

    It's not the first time but this morning I had to deal with a decapitated rabbit on our sitting room rug.

    The cats drag them into the house through the cat flap occasionally.

    Sometimes it's just the head missing. Other times they have eaten all but what appears to be an internal organ like the liver or stomach, along with some entrails.

    Yesterday, it was a live mouse one of them brought in and let loose in the house. When he eventually caught it again, he chewed the head off and left it there.

    Not my favourite way to start the morning but kind of getting used to it.

    • http://i.imgur.com/0…pango
    • Sounds like you're living with a f'in animal.shapesalad
    • Cats seem to be particularly mean to their prey, tossing them around and toying with them before they kill them. But then, what we humans are capable of...mort_
    • I woke up to one of my friends screaming - he had found the graveyard outside the patio - couple rabbit heads, tons of mice. It was kinda gross.canoe
    • That's not a cat. That's an animal.ArmandoEstrada
  • BuddhaHat0

    Thoughts on Moon Knight? I am trying to get through episode 3 and I'm struggling. The split personality shtick is getting tired, and as good an actor as he is, Oscar Isaac's British accent is dogshit. Almost as bad as Cumberbatch's cowboy twang in Power of the Dog. Not sure I'm gonna make it much further.

    • mehh it's ok so far. not excitedpango
    • Legion (on Disney+) is far better, almost similiar set up / storyline - superhero / split personalityBluejam
    • Break up Disney.i_monk
    • I skipped that even with Oscar in it
      Whoever picks the next super hero for a series needs to get fired
      grafician
    • haven't started. Decided to rewatch Daredevil till at least 5 or 6 episodes are done. Finding the girl in DD a little annoying this time around.hydro74
  • doggydoggdog0

    If you deliver a project late, mostly due to your underestimating how long it will take, do you offer a discount?

    • Not your fault Earth keeps spinning...grafician
    • Charge for extra time spent.shapesalad
    • No discount unless they're a great client. I've found that doubling my initial estimate is usually fairly accurate and still sometimes a bit low.mandomafioso
    • Only give discounts if you're way over budget. Or like the above said - if they're a great and potentially long term client, or will produce 'instant' referralscanoe
  • Hayzilla13

    Fuck. I think I need to get out of this game. I've been putting off a website design project for weeks because I have no inspiration or confidence in producing something decent. Spent today proving myself right. Urggghh. Maybe leave it now till Monday and it will be okay.

    • Get out!, a pair of days in contact with nature and you're doneOBBTKN
    • Me, here, giving advice that I myself never follow :(

      But, if you can, for your sanity, do it now
      OBBTKN
    • same boat on a few items, Hay... you're preaching to the QBN choir <3PonyBoy
    • https://www.awwwards…utopian
    • I've been on EI for 4 weeks catching up on life, myself and namely my spirit(s). $ is tight BUT i'm starting to feel better.

      : )
      ideaist
    • Thinking I need out, too, lately.
      The whole thing is a meat grinder.
      Need wholesale change, but have no ideas yet.
      Continuity
    • smoke a joint or mushroomshotroddy
    • Feeling burned out too. Good advice from above to hit up some nature, it always helps.atomholc
    • the key is to find projects you're passionate about. I know that's easier said than done.hotroddy
    • I got back in 2 months ago after 2 years off, and am already looking for the exit.e-wo
    • Whatever you decide, please don’t smoke mushrooms
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    • Know any young designers you can pay?aliastime
    • take a trip for inspirationspot13
    • this is the way i feel about my taxesFawnDog
    • too much smokin, or not smokin enough?canoe
    • Me too I’ve got projects lined up but cant be arsed to do any of them as the Brits say. Zero motivation or drive, not passionate about building websites_niko
    • For clients any more. Seems like an empty, pointless pursuit. I need to find something that gets me up in the morning excited to make a difference._niko
    • fiverrrArchitectofFate
    • Thanks guys. Feel a bit more optimistic today. I've now got 4 days off in the countryside with my wife and kids so back on Tues to smash it.Hayzilla
    • Plus the thought of finding a new career is more depressing than feeling uninspired LOLHayzilla
    • As others told me, get out of design agency/freelance life. Go work for a tech company. Better hours, better work/life balance (strictly 9-5!).microkorg
    • After 20+ yes in agency life I wish id made the leap years ago! Yes the job isnt as 'creative' being all UX/UI. But it allows ME time to be creative!microkorg
    • Spare time to make art (NFTs) or music.microkorg
    • I don't know if anyone has suggested this yet, but... I'll design your site if you don't want to.imbecile
    • Ahh sweet of you imbicile. I've ploughed through it and produced something shite but it's done and I'm happy. Thanks anyway mate.Hayzilla
  • canoe0

    This may seem silly, but I'm not in the know on this one.

    We want to make cookie-cutter vids using predominately graphics, images, and text. However, we'd also like to use footage as well.

    The vids will be relatively short and highlight a certain aspect of a vehicle's history. I've found editorial footage of the cars...

    If we are not directly selling the product in the piece, but just talking about the car, would that happen to land under editorial?

    Or can only 'journalistic' businesses use editorial footage? My client is automotive retail.

    • editorial content is used to inform, considered opposite of commercial content which is used to sell. a larger dealer would have access to factory footage.imbecile
    • If it's in any way a promotional tool for the business then it's not editorial and would possibly attract some heavy usage fees, particularly if you don't...Morning_star
    • ..have permissions or are using it under and editorial license.Morning_star
    • *anMorning_star
    • I figured it was a pipe dreamcanoe
    • @imbe - it's not a dealership... aftermarket products rather.canoe
    • It's only graphic? If so, contract an illustrator, and this way they'll only sue him ;)OBBTKN
    • I was kidding, obv. But has it ever happened to me...OBBTKN
  • Gardener5

    Starting this weekend my radio show mixes Garden of Earthly Delights are re-broadcast in full on Saturdays from 4pm.
    So if you can't be arsed to stay up late on a Friday night or if you just want to tune into the weirdness all over again it will be on via www.vault-radio.com/

  • stoplying8

    My family took a trip last week and it was pretty damn awesome. We flew into Phoenix, drove 4 hours to the Grand Canyon, took a bike tour of the GC.
    Then drove to Page, AZ to see Antelope Canyon and Horseshoe Bend.
    We then got our kicks on Route 66 and stayed in Seligman, AZ (big Cars fans).
    Then headed to Las Vegas for a night.
    From there we drove through Death Valley to Anaheim, CA and hit Disneyland Adventure Park.
    Then we stayed out in Inglewood and hit up Santa Monica Pier, Lake Hollywood Park, Little Tokyo, then flew home yesterday from LAX.
    1,248 miles driven in a fun little Kia Soul rental. I'd never been to Arizona before and I was really blown away at how beautiful the diverse scenery is. Antelope Canyon was surreal. I went for an early morning run on Route 66, very peaceful. As much as I hated the Disney theme park model, it was fucking awesome. We rode the rides from the singles line and waited about 1/10th the time as the standard line and covered the park in one long day.
    Driving in Southern California is on a different level.
    I have 50 GB of GoPro footage to sift through for some kickass home videos.

    • Nice. <3 I miss AZ after living there 25 years. Antelope Canyon / HS Bend etc— so pretty. :) Fuck the GC tho... lol... fucking tourist trap hole in the ground!!PonyBoy
    • ^ I was so impressed with the Flagstaff area. Really nice spot!stoplying
    • nice. did similar trip last year. im from NY but living in LA for the last 22 years and this side of the country is fucking beautiful. glad you had a blast.ArmandoEstrada
    • The great american road trip! Doing this again with the girl next year!scarabin
  • utopian1

    Endless Client Changes = Soul Crushers

    • OR some easy money
      take your ego out of the projects
      grafician
  • OBBTKN0

    Ok, long story in short.

    9 months long pain in the ass proj. in final stage, counting moneys, "was bad, but, ey, big money..."

    Wasted, burnt, tired, but, heading to a vacation.

    And so, my wife, In a slip she broke his tibia and fibula.

    Bye amigo.

    No rest, no vacation, bye extra monies.

    Karma, I'm not a bad guy, start looking better!!

    • OuchGnash
    • and you sent her back home so you can enjoy some time off.
      ps: that extra $ went away when u paid for the vacation
      ps: karma wants you back to work :D
      sted
    • take care of her. shit happens & you are there for each other. turn off everything and reduce the outside world like you're on vacation hehhsted
    • Thanks sted. We're doing well, We are a couple who have always gotten along well, and that is helping. I can't even imagine what it will be like...OBBTKN
    • if you have a bad relationship. The hellOBBTKN
  • shellie-5

    I used to want travel for work. But lately, it's a pain. After a 4-day shoot, tons of talent including kids, 4 cities, and 6 locations later, I'm far too emotional about getting back to my dog.

    I left her with a bunch if bowls of food and water. Do y'all think she’s alright?

    • A shoot with kids?
      Oh, boy. no wonder you're wiped out!
      Continuity
    • Depends on the dog’s personality. But I would think hell no she’s not even close to alright
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    • i hope you're kidding.imbecile
    • Some of my mates dogs would have wrecked the house by that point from being lonely and scared. Not that they'd leave them that long.PhanLo
    • has to be a joke.fadein11
    • animal cruelty humor, hilarious.kingsteven
    • Y'all I'm 100% kidding and she has a care taker.shellie
    • I also don't think she has been left alone for longer than a length of a movie in her 13 long, happy, healthy years. Def a joke in poor taste.shellie
    • I have a Pitt so when I travel I just let him loose in my neighborhood to prey on small dogs as god intendedYakuZoku
    • Just kidding I don't travel, she was joking guys! ffsYakuZoku
    • Please repost this in the useful thread. I'll never find it in here once I get a dog.uan
    • don't fuck with dogs?canoe