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- Nairn4
So for the last week or a so I've just been wearing a thermal under shirt to go to work, but I ended up meeting my partner and a friend for dinner after work and now I'm sat in a busy restaurant looking like some kind of 80s-era tech Glaswegian drunk.
- I'm 2k era baked, melting down in my chair reading this with a nice smile, you have to get properly drunk to really earn that look :)sted
- And make a photo so that I can actually know what the fuck is that :D maybe i'm going to pust a mug, it feels right after 25 hourssted
- i work from home and when i have to answer the door feel like i'm insulting tradesmen with increasingly focused linen / thermal ensembleskingsteven
- like a techno monty donkingsteven
- I was mortified when I went to the loo and saw my reflection in the mirror.
Really not my finest hour.Nairn
- sted4
it's really unfortunate that there are people who take pleasure in mocking things loved by others. Screenshotting your own downvote, and putting it on the profile of the person who made that post to express ridicule shows a benevolent and understandable personality.
- I mean, look at my profile: it's the homies monospaced and sted dissing
https://www.qbn.com/…
It's like they have it for me somehow hmmmmmmmmmmmgrafician - thank you for pointing people towards your profile, yes the first post by monospaced shows everything.sted
- hey, it's you two who started this shit, I didn't even knew you could post on profiles before that :)))grafician
- Btw sted your still anonymous, when you'll reveal yourself and act like a real person not a bot, then we'll take you seriously mate
Same with monoscpacedgrafician - Also learn to take a joke and stop harassinggrafician
- that "we" should finally tell you where the cat is on your profile page :Dsted
- So sted when can we expect your youtube channel mate, now that you're trying to be funny?
PAris is on crypto, are you also on crypto mate?grafician
- I mean, look at my profile: it's the homies monospaced and sted dissing
- grafician-5
^ LOL sted let's be fair, don't crop what suits you mate, here's the actual entire post for the world to seeeee:
When your guilty pleasure is Paris fuking hilton, I mean...who ARE WE TO JUDGE mate hahahaaa
Btw my guilty pleasure is dark chocolate, I'm a simple man, but to each his own, you know
- Thanks again. Yeah, Paris does something with her life, next time invent something for a post not just repeat the previous one like an incomprehensible parrot.sted
- the previous post WAS ALSO MY POST you screenshoted mate hahahahaaaaagrafician
- also Paris is a wealthy spoiled brat, stop being a simp for hergrafician
- and stop polluting the blog with this bullshit, look at my posts, I actually try to post interesting stuff, unlike yougrafician
- you guys, just bum each other senseless already, and once done, graf, pay up and stop being a massive fucking nausefadein11
- he clearly has a crush on me, but he also simping Paris hilton, can't ever reconcile thatgrafician
- the better man would stfukingsteven
- kingsteven4
sitting here drunk on qbn at 3:20 am thinking i had something to do before going to bed and found a half drank bottle of lucozade in my pocket from the kebab shop... believe it or not i think that was it. good night.
- Nairn0
Where the fuck is renderererererered?
- he left after a massive spat with monofadein11
- huh?monospaced
- you don't remember? got a bit nasty, over Covid if my memory serves me well.fadein11
- but i may me wrong on the reason as my memory doesn't serve me well.fadein11
- We can always count on mono.palimpsest
- This was his last post:
https://www.qbn.com/…
2021-07-14palimpsest - Previous to last:
https://www.qbn.com/…
2021-07-14palimpsest - https://www.qbn.com/…
2021-07-13palimpsest - Massive spat? He got called out and then had a hissy fit.monospaced
- Glad you made it out alive, mono.palimpsest
- lolmonospaced
- threatening to bum fuck you til you bleed out of your mouth is not a massive spat, my bad.fadein11
- Crikey, was that all 7 months ago already? My perception of time is fundamentaly borked these days.Nairn
- scarabin1
I just had fondue. I don’t think there’s anything more indulgent than just sitting down and eating a pound of cheese as a meal.
I’m gonna go hibernate for a week.
Blargh
- Last fondue I had was one meat and one cheese fondue on NYE in Marseille in 2011. Good memories. Every animal we could lay our hands on, & the cheese was great.BuddhaHat
- I think we all had a bit of a food coma the next day.BuddhaHat
- Chocolate Fondue > Cheese Fonduemicrokorg
- ...with Chopped Fruit and Madeira Cakemicrokorg
- My father in law once spilled over an entire hot container of cheese on a table, and I told my wife "so you guys basically had "fon-don't"mg33
- Lol ^scarabin
- You have to dip the bread in Kirsch first. Believe me.
(You won't be less full, but more drunk.)Longcopylover - Ooohscarabin
- section_0141
Is anyone watching the olympics? We were in "sitting on the couch staring at our phones" mode and my girlfriend suggested it.
So, we had to hunt down an app on Roku since we don't have cable TV. This was a pain in the ass because there are "highlight" apps that don't show shit. After one or two of those we Google'd it.
Apparently, you have to sign up for some bullshit called Peacock that cost $10 a month. Lol, what? No dude. We're only passively interested in this (like I assume most people are), and have no interest in adding another service. Especially one I've never even heard of.
You could sign-in with your XFinity account, but you have to have cable. Jesus Christ. So, clearly, we said fuck it, and started watching Ozarks last season again. Why make it such a pain in the ass? Just stream it free and make money on ads. The ratings must be shit this year, because I can't imagine people care enough to sign up for whatever-the-fuck Peacock is just to watch cross-country skiing.
- My wife downloaded a chinese app from Apple App Store that has lots of coverage. She's been watching with the kids.microkorg
- CBC (Canada) probably has easy to access free coverage********
- palimpsest3
- did your plan come together?PonyBoy
- Always does.palimpsest
- I love it when that happens.mort_
- Don't call me Shirley.fadein11
- Gardener4
This Friday night on my radio show I am digging deep to bring you a mix featuring tracks from original UK vinyl albums that would individually cost you £1,000+ each if you were to try and buy excellent first pressing copies!
Mixcloud link will be posted at weekend.
- pinkfloyd1
You have to respect the Ukrainians along with it's civilians willing to fight the second largest military in the world to stand up for their freedom.
- Why are they fighting India?!zarkonite
- but the only ones who want war atm are the US. main war mongering propaganda is coming from the US...why?uan
- nah uan, you are wrong about that.sted
- nobody wants war, not even rassa. but they need to run over ukraine to restore the glory of the empire.sted
- Russia wants to deliver direct gas to Germany without using the pipeline in Ukraine to cut the annual 2billion transit cost and cut the budget of Ukrainian gov.uan
- don't fuck with indiapinkfloyd
- Russia, with nordstream2, NS1 and yamal, has capacity equivalent to Ukraine today.
They've also been happy to pay transit for 30 years without invading.monNom - Something about that explanation doesn't add up.monNom
- Friend had a film shoot there, the camera assist after wrap was going home, picking up his gun, and going to the front line. Such a different life.inteliboy
- there's lots of Ukrainian families whose parents / grandparents fought WITH Russia in WWII etc still living... what a shitty situationPonyBoy
- sted0
reset
order
wider
elder
- ********2
I haven't had sex with another person for a year
- ********1
The weird thing is, people have always been saying the world is ending this generation or next.
forever.
- We generate theories around that topic since we exist. what makes is stupid weird is that we created something that could actually end our world.sted
- and we packed the planet with it. every side back and fort to make sure that when we use it everybody gets equally fucked.sted
- Still hoping for the rapture. Please baby Jesus, bring forth biblical armageddon!PhanLo
- And one day they'll be right.********
- the world that cried wolfkingsteven
- The end of an era, a new in preparation.ApeRobot
- Define ‘world’mort_
- space habitable by humanssted
- I mean world as in “boy meets world”********
- Humans will disappear one way or another.
Unless cloning.palimpsest - The Earth will outdrink us all.palimpsest
- This planet is fucked without humans seriously giving up on their needs. Space has a degenerative effect on any living organism.sted
- So what do we clone and where in order to survive as a race?sted
- Clone the earth********
- If you want to survive as a species clone the current version of the species, right here on Earth. Any specimen will do.palimpsest
- I mean, it's mostly been religious zealots trying to fearmonger some cash, be it offering plate or book deal.garbage
- It's a little bit different when 99% of all climatologist are saying "Hey we're fucked" when they have zero financial incentive to do so.garbage
- Ianbolton8
Went for an all you can eat buffet with some folks from work, mainly the warehouse folk who can get a bit jovial with the bants. One of the warehouse guys was giving me shit for choosing 95% vegetarian food saying 'come on, the meat is free. You'll never grow into a big strong lad. Meat. Meat. Meat!!'. I'm 45 mate.
The next day, his wife who also worked for us, was speaking to me in the kitchen while i made a drink. She said her beloved husband was rushed to hospital just after midnight with heart palputations and difficulties with breathing. He'd overdone it on the meat apparently - the idiot. I felt sorry for her as she looked very distressed about the possibility of losing him, but i also felt sorry for her because of how much a bellend he was all night long.
- I'm trying not to find this hilarious.Nairn
- You should send him a get well card. Write "until we meat again" on the inside. Then fuck his wife.palimpsest
- ^Nairn
- ^^dee-dubs
- ^^^dmay
- Hahaha. I can't do that. She's at least 60 and really not my typeIanbolton
- AND?monospaced
- You're not fucking his wife for you, you're fucking her for him. Be a man!
Tell her to bring an EpiPen because she'll be choking on deez nutz.palimpsest - I also did try to not find this hilarious, and then palimpsest started talking.garbage
- pinkfloyd0
Someone said designers who moved up to creative director roles, said fuck it, and moved back to designer roles because they hated it? Is that common?
- sarahfailin24
My mardi gras parade is blowing up y'all! And I'm not sleeping very well! We have over 600 people in our parade probably, and we're getting picked up already by the news. Parade is in 18 days X0
Thanks to all y'all who helped me crystalize this design. I get compliments at every bar and store I bring the posters to.
hearts y'all!
- Congrats!fadein11
- your socks match, you win!utopian
- your colors are still wrong.cherub
- lol j/k knock em dead:) give shoutout to QBN on air yocherub
- LOL at Cluck Norrisstoplying
- Nice!scarabin
- excellentFax_Benson
- Looks awesome, congratulations and I hope it goes great :)BuddhaHat
- Awesomemonospaced
- WE DID ITgarbage
- WonderfulSimonFFM
- That looks great!Chimp
- love those sockscotton
- NBQ00-6
My female co-worker has a nasty herpes on her lips and I’ve seen her on Tinder (we even talked about it). Now I know she probably sleeps around a lot. Grossed me out.
- pics?pinkfloyd
- It's called hookup culture, get with the program.pinkfloyd
- Nearly every adult in the USA has herpes virus infection. Most get it in childhood. Only something like 10% get cold sores from it.monNom
- Which means you’ve probably given some poor girl herpes too. Shame on you.monNom
- 80% of the folks here got it from eating ass apparently.pinkfloyd
- Bit of a fucked up analysis. I get cold sores when i'm run down. Maybe she's run down and not the slut you think she is.Ianbolton
- She's on tinder, case closed.pinkfloyd
- Detective skills spot onHayoth
- LolNBQ00
- lack of vitamin dshapesalad
- Alot of folks get herpes from their mom. Fact.********
- what are you doing with your mom?pinkfloyd
- stewart4
Sometimes I write notes here on messages, that will probably never be read again. I also can't find them anymore to see if anyone answered. This thought gives me a strange sense of connection to the universe.
- You can see every note you've ever written in your feed, as well as the replies. Just keep scrolling.DRIFTMONKEY
- ^ thisdbloc
- Just learned about this myself
Homepage -> Cover / Feed / NTmonNom - Ok I'm not being mean, but do people here really not use Feed? It's as vital as the front page if you're trying to interact.garbage
- I really didn't know about the feedpinkfloyd
- I’ve never used feedscarabin
- neither!inteliboy
- I didn't learn about feed until 2016 or so, when you do, it will be the first page to check when visiting QBNdrgs
- the feed can be a double edged sword.fadein11
- http://www.qbn.com/f… is my bookmark to come here since 2016Hayzilla
- BuddhaHat2
God fucking dammit I have had the music from that SNL Sump'n Claus skit rattling around my head for the last week whenever I get a moment of silence.
'Everybody's been naughty, everybody's got flaws, if you've been crossed off Santa's list, here comes Sump'n Claus!'
AAAGH
- Haha. I still have Too Many Cooks warping my mind from the inside outIanbolton