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  • Ianbolton8

    Went for an all you can eat buffet with some folks from work, mainly the warehouse folk who can get a bit jovial with the bants. One of the warehouse guys was giving me shit for choosing 95% vegetarian food saying 'come on, the meat is free. You'll never grow into a big strong lad. Meat. Meat. Meat!!'. I'm 45 mate.

    The next day, his wife who also worked for us, was speaking to me in the kitchen while i made a drink. She said her beloved husband was rushed to hospital just after midnight with heart palputations and difficulties with breathing. He'd overdone it on the meat apparently - the idiot. I felt sorry for her as she looked very distressed about the possibility of losing him, but i also felt sorry for her because of how much a bellend he was all night long.

    • I'm trying not to find this hilarious.Nairn
    • You should send him a get well card. Write "until we meat again" on the inside. Then fuck his wife.palimpsest
    • ^Nairn
    • ^^dee-dubs
    • ^^^dmay
    • Hahaha. I can't do that. She's at least 60 and really not my typeIanbolton
    • AND?monospaced
    • You're not fucking his wife for you, you're fucking her for him. Be a man!
      Tell her to bring an EpiPen because she'll be choking on deez nutz.
      palimpsest
    • I also did try to not find this hilarious, and then palimpsest started talking.garbage

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