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  • docpoz-4

    Humans. We love u?

  • docpoz-4

    Sigh.

    • (it's called patience, bitch. U must wait for a human to turn key at terminal)
      (admin c)
      docpoz
    • 10111111111000000011docpoz
  • NBQ0020

    I hope the QBN mods wake up soon and ban docpoz (incl his IP address).

    What annoying prick.

    • meowdocpoz
    • And he's gone. Thanks to the mods.NBQ00
    • the user IS gone but i bet we'll have a "new" troll soon ;)renderedred
  • plash2

    Hmm, never on here during the week anymore and the days i do have time to do some interneting.. this assclown spams.

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • docpoz-6

    Patience is wait
    Wait for turnkey.

    Cmd safe

    Earth safe?

    • (just wait. I dunno if the admin is involved in the fire disaster. Just wait. Sorry to not specify earlier in specofics. It's fn Saturday man.)
      (admin c)
      docpoz
    • Wait execdocpoz
    • (u r terrible. Dumbass.)
      (admin c)
      docpoz
    • U dumbass admin no cmddocpoz
  • docpoz-6

    I don't mind deletion
    Go back to electron submultiverse kingdom.

  • oey16

    I miss scarabin :-/

    • He is currently on the run from the transit police. Such an outlaw.pango
    • ^ :-)oey
    • did he leave because of the idiots ruining qbn? or is he travelling or something?inteliboy
    • He is on the runpango
  • docpoz-4

    The bridge between Reggie Miller and Steph Curry and the rules changes is Ray Allen.

    The NBA is fantastic.

    • are you okay?monospaced
    • Yes. You?
      Waiting for turnkey
      docpoz
    • Is super admin safedocpoz
    • Is Earth safedocpoz
    • I read something similar the other day. Reggie Miller felt comfortable in assuming a specific role.oey
    • Yes he was a premiere shooterdocpoz
    • Select Sprite
      #nba #drake #allstar2012
      docpoz
  • oey-1

    great posts in the underrated movies docpoz...wow!
    I like the film and Mum fucker docpoz better...

    • thanks userdocpoz
    • neo is deaddocpoz
    • ^who?oey
    • mr. andersondocpoz
    • ^?oey
    • I really don't know what you guys are talking aboutoey
    • pime edit: algorithm reset
      by: admin c
      docpoz
    • doc what are you doing?notype
    • haz turnkey?
      earth safe?
      haz terminal?
      docpoz
    • i luv admin.
      i luv human.
      haz turn key?
      waiting for deletion.
      docpoz
    • earth safe?
      terminal safe?
      docpoz
    • ByeLMFAO
  • notype14

    Tonight, on my way to get fancy pillows and a gravity blanket 10 minutes before the store closed, I came upon a man who was struggling on the street corner.

    Initially, he seemed to have been gathering garbage by the corner (a normal scene in the city), closer look, there were things scattered about him - he was struggling to gather it all up, and in a drunken fashion backing up into zooming 6 lane traffic. 

Closer inspection, he had a postal uniform on. Fuck! I thought... as if not having a postal uniform would have changed the situation. Somehow in my mind, it had. But whatever, I kept walking... thinking someone else would help him. Gotta get these blankets after all... periodically looking back to see if someone else would help this man. No_one_did. Folks glared, stared, even heard, “Yo! Is that the postman? haha!”... heard from 2 men.

    I walked back to where he was standing and observed for a moment more. I went inside the deli to ask the clerk for a trash bag. He was struggling with all this shit on the sidewalk and I really wanted him to get away from the cars. Items: kids action figure toys, 2 small baby jackets & his own jacket... he kept gathering it all up in his arms and dropping 1 item, then dropping everything. I came out after 2 minutes of the clerk showing me all of the fucking bags he was willing to part with. I said “NO, give me a real trash bag.” 2 minutes later I came out, he was walking down the train step stairs. “Seems ok now”, I thought. I went back in with the bag, gave it back to the clerk - in reality, I just did NOT want to deal with this right now.

    Came back out to get on my way, he seemed to had fallen, belongings scattered everywhere. Ppl just stepped over him and his things. I went back, grabbed the bag and helped him throw his things into the bag. He was unstable. I told him to sit down (twice), and just hang out on the staircase for a moment. I asked him if he needed anything. He said no. I got him two Gatorade bottles made sure it was room temp (should have gotten him water instead). 


    He picked his head up and said ‘thank you bro, thank you... thank you bro,’ and shook my hand. I looked into his eyes and man I could see he was struggling. The holidays are hard for so many people. Was he using? Was his drug laced with something? Pointless I guess in trying to assume what happened. Could have been a multitude of things. He did not smell like alcohol, didn’t smell like anything at all really (and I have the nose of a dog) It made me sick to my stomach though literally had a visceral reaction to it.

    I did not want to call 911. But let the clerk at the booth know. He wanted a description of the man and although he got that he is male, 30’s, 5’9, in postal uniform he still wanted his nationality and was red in anger that I did not provide that information. I suggested he go over and take a look and his anger grew. At least he knew someone was unwell on the premise... as well as a transit officer who was above ground sitting in an MTA car. I ended up walking away with him still screaming at my back on the microphone. I headed down to the subway, and my train arrived in seconds. Was supposed to go out later, staying in tonight.


    So happens that this week I’m heading to a class that gives a 101 on drug overdoses and what we can do to save someone's life. I don’t know anyone who uses but I think it’ll be good info to have in my arsenal.


    Fuck.

    Pls check in on people this holiday.
    
All we really want is to connect with others - it’s at the root of addiction.

    I really hope this guy is okay.


    Found this really helpful tonight.

    “Healthy Human Connection is Key to Addiction Prevention and Treatment”
    https://brickelandassociates.com…

    I used to listen to him a bit years ago. Still so poignant.

    • well done, user.
      will read again
      docpoz
    • haz turnkey?
      earth safe?
      haz terminal?
      docpoz
    • where is super admin?docpoz
    • tl;dr, last ¶ sums it up
      check in on people this holiday
      notype
    • Thank you. As I read this, my minds jukebox started playing https://youtu.be/BT4…shapesalad
    • Lol @shape, hadn’t heard that version :)notype
    • also our social systems and social workers on the street need a strong infrastructure and budget to help these people.api
    • Agreednotype
  • PonyBoy4

    The Ballad of Buster Scruggs (on Netflix) is worth your time.

    • Tom Waits story was my favorite, but that last story floored me.DRIFTMONKEY
  • helloeatbreathedrive23

    As I'm sitting next to my dying father (colon cancer, triple bypass, last week 25 cm of intestine removed etc) as I type, him not having insurance for all his life, and all this stuff began almost 4 years ago, as a family, we haven't got any more real estate to sell, no more cars left to sell etc I ve sold all my private belongings (unnecesa luxury shit) only a few valueables left, still owe 6 digits on mils to banks (due to economy, inflation etc), I'm lost and see no way outta this. Because of my unlucky location, etrade and paypal is dead (due to no renewd licensing b/c of the autho government) but I'm still gonna list the last of my items I need to sell to make at least some kinda money to help out this situation, high anxiety, depr and no libido and no social life dont help, tho I'm still here to save up some 'death money' for myself when the shit starts to go down south real fast real with the banks and all. That's all I wanted to write. I'm almost 40, had an interesting tough life, hit me up if you are younger and want to hear coz I never had anyone to tell me the good and bad and the right and wrong, dos and donts in life. Ive learned the hard way, but dont want anyone else make the same mistakes. I've had it up to here. If i had to do a proper we write up, it d take too long. Sorry to take your time, all the mish mash of thoughts etc. Cheers and I'll be around.

    • Sorry to hear that man. But don't give up. Think positive. You can always restart your life and your situation. Life is a game. Even when we're hit hard.NBQ00
    • Thanks nb, appreciate it and i mean it. I love this saying, man if i knew then what i know now...helloeatbreathedrive
    • "I'm still here..." You said it, man. Some days, that's enough.DRIFTMONKEY
    • Exactly, just washed him and put him to bed. Gonna go smoke a ciggy then rest. Thanks @drift and nbq fellas.helloeatbreathedrive
    • Stay strong!!!utopian
    • That's tough. Sounds like you're up to it though. Hope it gets easier soon.Fax_Benson
    • You’ve got more reserves than you can imagine. sorry to hear about your father. Good you’re by his side...notype
    • Don't go down... Life is this way sometimes, but you know it better than me. All the best!OBBTKN
    • this shit pisses me off, why should you and your family have to go through this hell when your country could easily afford free universal healthcare?_niko
    • hang in there dude. Sounds fucking rough. arrogantly speaking for all of QBN, post away if you need to rant/ support. We'll help you through best we can.mugwart
    • thanks for sharing. stay strong.hotroddy
    • Hope you have someone close to hug. I lost my father over 20 years ago. Life sometimes has to fall apart for it to start over. You got this. *hugsea_sea
    • I went through a similar situation with a large amount of debt due to 2 dying family members that eventually did pass. Even though they had insurance it wasshellie
    • impossible. It took a very long time and im no spring chicken anymore, but im starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel. You can get through this ifshellie
    • you dont wallow in despair. Also, you really cant talk younger ones into making the same mistakes. thats when you cant tell them nothin cos they know everythingshellie
    • Hang in there.Mattjanz3n
    • I can't imagine the amount of stress you are having to deal with, while also having to cope with your father coming to the end of his life...PhanLo
    • Going through the same thing with my wife’s parents. Step dad just died mom had a stroke and her dad (she’s adopted) was being fleeced by a conman.BH26
    • It’s been a long 1.5 years. But we’re starting to get through all the insanity. Things will improve. It’s an honorable thing you’re doing.BH26
    • Hard bit of information to share, thank you. stay strong.bezoar
    • thanks for sharingpango
    • Hang in there brother.Ramanisky2
    • I wanna thank each and every one of my brothers here, your support and words mean alot to me. One day I will write it all down. Thank you all.helloeatbreathedrive
    • will you enjoy my comment of show me the intestine or GTFO? I'm a bit of cynic and stick to the culture of proof over emo.deathboy
    • but to hedge it ill say. Dude, that sucks! With empathy towards the idea of it being me. But knowing that is life also thinking you are better off indeathboy
    • comparison to others... but still acknowledging comparison is really #relative... im gonna go feel shit about a homeless dude spendin 20 on gasdeathboy
    • My dad died of cancer 12 years ago, at age 67. It's difficult. I don't know you, but stay strong, and much love.jagara
    • It's awesome when people share things like these. It conterbalances the constant stream of vapid self-promotion.jagara
    • thanks @jagara, when first diagnosed w stg4, they've given him 6 mths max and its been almost 4 yrs this year, tho it took almost evetyhng from us as a family.helloeatbreathedrive
    • & i donot wish this type of illness/my situation to not even my worst enemy tho ive none. i stay strong & we all live parallel lives no matter who/where we are.helloeatbreathedrive
    • @ram thank you so much. we most dont know each other but even a good wish goes long way, and im here too if anyone else is down for any reason whatsoever.helloeatbreathedrive
    • It’s a shitty situation...I wish you the best.BusterBoy
    • Just an odd personal observation, both my parents died very suddenly in their 60’s. I never got the chance to say goodbye to either of them.BusterBoy
    • As horrible as a slow painful death is, in a perverse kind of way, at least it gives those around a chance to offer support and say goodbye.BusterBoy
    • But horrible all the same.BusterBoy
    • Buster mate, that must'd been unbelievably tough. Esp not being able to say goodbye. Sorry for your loss :(helloeatbreathedrive
    • life can be hard on us. health care should be an universal right. anyway life is so unexpected and balancing on the other hand, so be strong!api
    • It seems you are very sad for yourself, your stuff and money and things, than your father's state, which you mention briefly. May God have mercy.robthelad
    • This post gave me the urge to call my mom and ask how she's doing. I'm sorry you're going through this, mate. Sending love.Gucci
    • Sorry to hear. I've been there. It's a hard state, but just take one day at a time. One breath at a time. It will get better.Melanie
  • shellie6

    I don't do this often because there's so many homeless in LA and NY and I can't be a bleeding heart helping them all when I have to help myself and my own family. It's going to be a tight holiday for my fam. My roommate lost his job and I'm looking for a new gig, too. We may have to move in a really inopportune time.

    After leaving a writers group in Hollywood this afternoon, this man called out to the group of us walking by for lunch, "Water!" He sounded like he was just emerging from a desert. We did walk a block away for lunch but it was an uncomfortable lunch after hearing that. t I couldn't get it out of my head, that one stuck with me. He didn't ask for money or even food. He asked for water. On our walk back, we all carried cups of water from the restaurant and set it by him and then we walked into the nearby CVS and bought more water in bottles, gator aid, tuna in tabbed open cans, pita chips and peanut free energy bars. I had a few more random things in my car I knew I wasn't going to eat -- 2 granola bars and an unopened bottle of water. We all put it in a bag and left it by the man. I think all in all he ended up with at least a few days of nonperishable food.

    There was something about a man just asking for water because he was too far gone to be allowed into a business for a free cup of water anybody else could get that really hit me hard. We should all have those kinds of basics. smh

    • Seen a massive growth in London as well.
      Police are clearing out tents in the middle of the night as well, cunts
      mugwart
    • They're clearing out tent communities near my home. But where do they expect them to go? There is a bigger problem that needs to be fixed.shellie
    • I left cali, came back and its exponentially worse. I dont think homelessness can be 100% solved but this is a terrifying trend.shellie
    • Bring me food too. I get hungry and thirsty.imbecile
  • oey0

    I already used WTF?! 3 times today...

  • NBQ000

    Lately every time I glance at my phone the clock is at either 9:11, 10:10, 11:11, 12:12, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44, etc.

    Am I awaken?

    • totally wokepango
    • You obviously look at your phone way too muchIanbolton
    • 1:23:45 is a good one. It's called 'Time Game'. When you see such number combinations you must shout loudly "Time Game!!" to let others know you won :-)shapesalad
    • your clocks are cursed. destroy all your clocks.Fax_Benson
    • Tis accursed chrononumerology.
      This is the day you die.
      Nairn
    • Or maybe that was yesterday.

      Tis tricky, aaar.
      Nairn
    • Oh damn you, fax.Nairn
    • perfect opportunity to free yourself from the tyranny of the time-constructFax_Benson
    • TimexitFax_Benson
    • LOL @ commentsoey
    • I went out with a girl who was obsessed with that shit and every time she'd stop me and go ohhhhhh look it's 12.12!!!set
    • Yes. Magical. It happens once every hour, every day.set
    • set, I meant that I see it the exact moment I glance at my phone. Like why at that exact moment and not a minute earlier or later. Don't give a shit otherwise.NBQ00
    • Nothing magical unless you see 6:66pango
  • mugwart0

    Irony level 100 - for about a decade I have been wishing for some time off to complete my book and perhaps a some other projects.

    Finally get some off due to work stress/depression and all my brain wants to do is complete dark souls 2 ... think I have to give my GF my PS controllers to leave at her work.

    Fuck you procrastination - I used to be so productive!

    • send the ps controller to me. i'm one short.pango
    • lol - on its way!mugwart
  • pinkfloyd0

    I had this one client that was a pain in the ass. They just made the final payment, should I make them wait for the final files?

    • and ruin their thanksgiving?pinkfloyd
    • No. All that does is make you as bad as them.
      Be the bigger man... not the bigger dick. :)
      PonyBoy
    • I will be the bigger man and bigger dick. File sent :)pinkfloyd
    • http://replygif.net/…pango
    • create a text file and enter 'fuck you'. Rename the file to .ai and say it was corrupted, make them wait a day and then send over the real files. Not testedmugwart
    • lolpinkfloyd
    • LOL! @ mugwartoey
    • do what pony said, we already have enough idiots in this game... be the manOBBTKN
  • jagara0

    I wonder what the average age of QBN members is. I've been here since the Newstoday days. Is there a steady stream of new members? There seems to be a steady stream of village idiots (RIP docpoz)...

    A/S/L ?

    ;)

  • kingsteven7

    Inherited this SQL table containing assessment data... whoever named these fields has made my week.

    • when building in flash I used to always name titles TIT_titlename.
      Did a whisky site that had cocktails once and that allowed me to use COCK_ too lol.
      microkorg
    • little hidden things that only i'd ever know aboutmicrokorg
    • haha, usually hate putting together stored procedures but "SELECT count(ass_module) as total_ass" ahh, the gift that keeps giving.kingsteven
    • Easter eggs for the next.shellie
    • ^ :-)oey
    • ass_release LOLKrassy
  • HijoDMaite2

    I'm beginning to see a problem here

    • is it the carpet?dorf
    • hahaFax_Benson
    • haha that is the table cloth designated for my kids to paint on! I don't live in a Vegas hotel I swear.HijoDMaite
    • LOL!oey
    • love miamiyasmugwart
    • lol dorfDRIFTMONKEY
    • Carl Zeiss Jenna on a Sears camera! That rules. I would try to make great prints with that in hopes that some idiot asks what kind of camera I own.nb
    • "Oh, it's a Sears brand" hahanb
    • hahaha it came with the Sears Auto f/1.4 55mm which is rated insanely! but i have that on the Pentax right now.HijoDMaite
    • A very entertaining and healthy problem, hijo ;)maquito
    • every get into rangefinders? or SLR Is your vibe (clearly)?inteliboy
    • inteliboy i have my first rangefinder coming in the mail soon. :) http://www.cjs-class…HijoDMaite
    • so...A1 or F1
      ;)
      epigraph
    • Damnnotype
    • A-1 so far. I love shooting with it! F-1 needs repair :( but excited to try it out with different viewfinders.HijoDMaite