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- NBQ0049
docpoz, you're turning into a spammer. Time for a pause?
- I'm done dropping shit and trolling squaresdocpoz
- The old monkees really bring out the savage...docpoz
- please stfu, dr poz.hans_glib
- Hey hand remember that time I jerked your dad off?docpoz
- He thanks me still to this day.docpoz
- I couldn't believe I had to teach your mumdocpoz
- Of course then she jerked me offdocpoz
- Your dad likes to watchdocpoz
- https://www.reaction…maquito
- lol, you think you're trolling squares?monospaced
- https://i.pinimg.com…docpoz
- I love how mono hates reading me yet keeps reading every turd I dropdocpoz
- I still think Mono's mom is one of the best lays everdocpoz
- Shhhh.docpoz
- I love how you incorrectly assume what I"m thinking, every single time.monospaced
- don't flatter yourself, I'm not reading even a 10th of your diarrhea, and what I've seen is so fucking boring I can't even be bothered to form an opinionmonospaced
- especially your 3rd grade mom jokesmonospaced
- time for a wank...oey
- 3rd grade?!! These are fifth grade you weirdo. Love how u read it and wank.docpoz
- you're calling ME a weirdo? wowmonospaced
- Your hatred becomes uncontrolled wank sessions in the conference room. By yourself. Watching drizzle drip below to unsuspecting citizens.docpoz
- Your mum told me everythingdocpoz
- you're so fucking triggered, docpoz, it's not even funnymonospaced
- Oh its funny. We are all laughing at you nowdocpoz
- Ur mum toodocpoz
- Happy birthday.docpoz
- by "we" you mean your multiple personalities?monospaced
- No sir. You know exactly whom.docpoz
- HAHAJAHAHAdocpoz
- BWAHAHAHAaaaadocpoz
- enlighten memonospaced
- - - e's - - horedocpoz
- Fill in the blanks to enlightenmentdocpoz
- ... It's about your mum.docpoz
- 'sup doc?renderedred
- relax dude, unplug for a bit.futurefood
- listen to the doctorsmonospaced
- Ha. Im cool thanks. Great mum memoriesdocpoz
- https://thumbs.gfyca…pango
- https://media.giphy.…docpoz
- * docPAUSEchukkaphob
- shellie29
- Why you gotta shit on Dane? Such an LA comment hahahahadocpoz
- Your face would be a lot blacker tho. Just sayindocpoz
- Wat?pewdiepie
- wtf doc?LMFAO
- yeah cause Shellie is black, duhdocpoz
- you're a prick, doc. can someone handle him already?shellie
- uh, black is beautiful. yea handle me, gangsta Marco Rubiodocpoz
- https://media.tenor.…docpoz
- shellie was the troll all alongdocpoz
- WTF dude.sea_sea
- here comes the muscle.docpoz
- break a leg, shellz ;)PonyBoy
- any possibility one of your buddies can live stream for us here huh? best of luck, i mean thathelloeatbreathedrive
- I think you have some mental health problems Doc.PhanLo
- Good luck Shellie!PhanLo
- Phanlos mother has mental problemsdocpoz
- You must be quite unhappy man.PhanLo
- I'm happy when with your momdocpoz
- Good for you son, good for you.
You'll need to deal the with your unhappiness one way or the other.PhanLo - Creaming your moms face is blissdocpoz
- shellie1
I wanted to get another newt so I asked my mom what happened to my first one. I couldn't remember how my newt named (creatively) Newt, died. She said it kept getting out of his enclosure and finding him time and time again all crispy and dried out. He was semi-aquatic, kinda like me. The last time he got out he predictably didn't reconstitute. In my elementary school mind, Newt went to the "farm" where all pets retire. Surely, I registered it as something more realistic at the time but I really don't remember because like all childhood pets it was really my mom's responsibility. The flushing of Newt down the toilet is scrubbed from my memory. (Note to Mom: The passing of Newt -- that you killed -- was painless for me so thank you.)
Mom and I recently brainstormed about 2018 pets that are not dog or cat (Caveat: I really want a dog). She suggested a turtle. But, you know what? Turtles live too long although it might be my only chance at a namesake pet (Shellie II -- thats the second for all yall sans-serif folks). Regretfully, I don't think I'll ever live that life span comment down. I'm good with a 12-15 year pet run but 20-30 years -- I can't do that kind of commitment. A turtle baby today could be a 65 year-old turtle mom. Turtles are a young man's game. Sure, I could adopt a mature turtle, but I'm really feeling a pet baby tbh. My optimal pet won't see me through retirement if not for pet parent malpractice. You don't know what you've got til it's gone, nahmeen?
Poll: Cold hearted or nah?
- Is this part of your improv? What are you asking for feedback?Maaku
- No its just a real story from yesterday.shellie
- My mom was teasing me and my boss overheard the conversation so they've all been breaking my balls about it. You can't plan improv with written monologues.shellie
- Got a lil confused after the post above, lolMaaku
- Oh no way I'm also doing improv on Friday woot wootdocpoz
- you must have named him after the little girl from Aliens?sarahfailin
- consider a tegu, the most dog-like lizard. can be trained. come when you call. max life 20 yrs. https://tinyurl.com/…sarahfailin
- wuh-whaaat? @sara I'm listening https://media.tenor.…shellie
- TBH I've never thought about getting a bigger lizard but those Tegu's look cool as hell omg.shellie
- Why can't you have a dogdrgs
- I love my apt but it does not allow for dogs or cats. But I asked about lizards and they said maybe.shellie
- Lizards....docpoz
- Leopard Gecko is a good reptile as well. 6-10 yr lifespan, easy to care for and feed. https://www.quora.co…zombiewoof
- oey32
Moderators clearly have double standards...or don't mind having their Moms fucked by docpoz.
Not advocating docpoz to be expelled, I find it partially funny and luckily nobody is taking him/her seriously.
But damn...so many rants and trolling and so many Moms fucked...and nothing.
We're back to old QBN times, thanks Trump!
LOL!...
carry on doc...
- You went all Serena on us oey...robotron3k
- this post gave me your momsarahfailin
- mods here can go fuck themselvesimbecile
- https://i.imgur.com/…soundofreason
- Hahahahadocpoz
- Clearly their moms don't mind.docpoz
- ahahahasted
- LOLoey
- Lol, this is crazy. I’m maquito’s mom BTW. Hi!maquito
- hi. it's been a while... did you get my gift card?docpoz
- Hahahamaquito
- I'm starting to suspect docpoz is not a real doctor.youngdesigner
- LOL!oey
- If mods start banning people for swearing and telling people to go fuck their mums, then qbn will be no more. Whats the point! Go fuck yourselves, one and all..set
- "Not advocating docpoz to be expelled"oey
- I wrote this cause other trolls have been banned and sometimes I found it too harsh. I'm questioning the standards.oey
- and actually I think it's fine if docpoz is fucking your Moms.oey
- Don't ask me for pics. I'm not like that.docpoz
- capn_ron28
doc, are you okay man? Sometimes you go really far off the edge. You do offer good stuff here, but you do talk about peoples mom's alot. My mom says hi by the way.
- LOL!oey
- mummonospaced
- We can start calling him Yuridoc or somethingMaaku
- lmaopockets
- what'd i miss?shellie
- Tourette syndrome?pablo28
- literally nothing / every other post in this thread for the last 2 months.Fax_Benson
- lmao @ faxpockets
- Hahaaaah. This is Sparta.docpoz
- ^LOLoey
- This is the longest yuri omg 1979 zissou lasted after his usual trolley rants, carry on.LMFAO
- The cock sucking continues!docpoz
- I'm just gonna sit back and enjoy having all these losers congratulate me!docpoz
- lol faxfadein11
- Capn Ron's cool tho. Jkdocpoz
- I haven't even seen any of itset
- docpoz, i am cool. my mom told me so. I don't care what you say.capn_ron
- Your mom thinks ur cooldocpoz
- docpoz-13
Don't forget that you.... You...are my number one.... And I....
Jack....
- docpoz-8
- You madmonospaced
- nawzorzzzdocpoz
- yeah, you madmonospaced
- Mono's scheduled qbn hate releasedocpoz
- so madmonospaced
- You're itdocpoz
- you give so many fucks, and you're so obviously mad ... you're a dozen posts madmonospaced
- You're it.docpoz
- Okay. But you mad.monospaced
- I know u are but what am idocpoz
- madmonospaced
- I know u r but what am idocpoz
- docpoz-10
I've been here years and years and you will never gain my respect again so suck it and take the shit I give you. And take it with gratitude, trolls!!
- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAdocpoz
- Your bio says “since 2015”, what you mean with years and years? Your job looks realy nice. You’ve always posted and commented interesting stuff.maquito
- What’s wrong with you, dude? I’m no shrink, but frankly you look very confused. Or maybe you are an excellent actor. Idk..maquito
- Drop me a line if you need any help.maquito
- wait is this still your mom?docpoz
- Lol, I’m out.maquito
- Hayoth-9
Go Doc go!
- https://media.giphy.…docpoz
- Oops. I thought he was fighting white privilege.Hayoth
- are you fighting white privilege?docpoz
- We all fighting white privilegepango
- https://www.youtube.…docpoz
- crushed blacks matterkingsteven
- maquito3
Hunter Thompson’s daily regime got me thinking quite a bit this afternoon. I mean, how much of that is real / satire? Can you even imagine living for years like that? I bet that guy probably did something pretty similar to what he described in that article, despite thehumorous overstatement and/or magnification anyone may think about.
- notype22
My brother (44) and I had a sort of tumultuous relationship growing up, he just got married. As his best man, I gave a speech in front of more people than I ever thought I could. I gazed around the audience, not just focusing on a couple people, or one... but everyone. I let my eyes wander and really see faces as I spoke.
The first time I read a passage or gave a speech I was riddled with absolute dread and fear, was even made to sit down (forcefully, by a teacher, in H.S., Ms Connor)
The MC called me up,
and_I_owned_the_stage.To my surprise.
I did not write a speech, which was risky! I made the audience laugh, made the bride and groom blush (hehheh). Told a short story about their impact and wished them all of the good things their new journey holds for them.Life has proven to be interesting in these past 3-4 months, as I've made some major changes in my life. Yet the days leading up to his wedding I was really not feeling it. Not feeling like being around at all, much less around ppl who I hadn't seen in decades. But the impact it has had on me was totally unexpected. Estranged family I hadn't seen in over 25yrs, my mid-70's year old dad reuniting with the sibling he'd had the most horrid rivalry with over the years, who was not doing well... to see his compassion towards him was incredible.
Anyway, I just wanted to share this with you all. Not going into each detail here, but man if I can do this - if there's anyone struggling with something here keep moving forward, you'll be provided with what you need to get through. Feels like some cells that I didn't even know were broken were healed through this experience.
All this aside, I kinda' liked public speaking... might explore this more as something to hone and add on to my craft.
- I keep thinking about the power of words and how we can shape thinking with them. I hope to ever use this craft wisely.notype
- nice man! must have felt good to connect like that with your brother and family and everyone else around.capn_ron
- Good read! Thanks for sharing this.maquito
- :)PonyBoy
- funny i just went to a wedding as well. i was one of the groomsmen. Altho we have very different kind of photo. https://i.imgur.com/…pango
- Damn, takes balls to not prep a speech beforehand. well done.Gnash
- Plot twist, you were completely wasted and video evidences from the speech show a very different outcome.dyspl
- jk:) and yes it takes balls to go without a written speech.dyspl
- Nice post man...good for you!stoplying
- good for you! Overcoming fear is overpowering.Hayoth
- dyspl, nah :) hadn’t had a drink in 4mos, today.notype
- great photo as well :) definitely looks like a fun bunch of guys :) really happy for you dude...exador1
- I love this.Melanie
- Qbn at its finest_niko
- gimme just a portion of this, pls...SimonFFM
- Thanks for your encouragement friends - overwhelmed. It means a lot.notype
- BusterBoy3
Have been trying to see if it's possible to obtain dual citizenship for myself and my kids. My mother was born in an eastern European country...so we thought it may come in handy for travel and/or work - especially for my kids.
So we've needed to find birth certificates for my mother and her parents - all deceased. Not a simple exercise - have needed to hire a local lawyer in order to track down the correct paperwork.
Anyway, managed to get all 3 birth certificates delivered last night.
Turns out the name my mother went by her entire life isn't actually her name! Fark me!
- haha, completely different name, or anglicised version?Nairn
- different name - so how do you know you got the right birth cert?shapesalad
- wow!oey
- That’s ok. It’s actually quite common if that eases any grief. Especially amongs immigrants.
Glad you found them.notype - Kind of like knowing someone as Bill and then finding their name is William. Would have thought my Mum would tell us though!BusterBoy
- I just found it quite funny...and yes it's the right person. Parents names on the cert.BusterBoy
- Oh, and also found out the day she celebrated her birthday was wrong! Her real b'day is the same day my daughter was born...so she was super happy!BusterBoy
- hans_glib0
but wait - what's this? another communiqué from mr i-want-it-all...
"We’ve got a couple of services to add to the list, perhaps it would be a good idea to group them together in sections of 3 or 4:
Clothing
Influencers
SpeakingGraphic Design
Branding
CopywritingPress
Social Media
AdvertisingWebsites
SEO
Paid DigitalPhotography
Video
ModellingAnd please ensure there is a sketch of me somewhere on the design"
- Please please please commission one of those crappy caricaturists on Piccadilly to do the sketch of your man.Nairn
- my solution: http://www.thenewcow…hans_glib
- Double size fermenting vessel, eh?Nairn
- here, I ws thinking on the way in this morning - is the address on your business site good to send stickers and wooden thing to?Nairn
- just get it out of the way and you can pop over or not as and when you wish, can, are wont, don't want, whatever.Nairn
- you're still on chaz @ dildometrics.com, aren't you?Nairn
- yep. email fucked up at the mo due to isp switch and dns migration nonsense.hans_glib
- Paid Digital? So everything else they do is for Free?shapesalad
- Graphic designer, hires someone else to do their design = not a designer.shapesalad
- No, which is why it's 'graphic design' as a clearly outsourced service.Nairn
- soundofreason7
docpoz, you motherfucker!
- wutdocpoz
- i have been summoneddocpoz
- by himself I suspectLMFAO
- ^ sup renderedred?soundofreason
- ^ sup sofas?renderedred
- https://i.imgur.com/…sarahfailin
- LOL renderedred.
It never gets old!soundofreason - Lmfao is a shitty detectivedocpoz
- LMFAO playing Inspector Clouseau again. He's gotten caught up in his own drama by his bullshit detective work before and that ended in tears.
Slow your roll, E.soundofreason
- Hayzilla0
These phone cameras are getting insane. Makes you really wonder what the fuck is the point of DSLR's now. Mine is about 15 yrs old and my GF was asking if I wanted a new one for christmas. No.
I think I'll just get an iPhoneX instead! DSLRs are so bloody big and exspensive. Add a couple of lenses and you have to carry a rucksack everywhere. Hmmmph.
- It always looks very stunning in Apple's PR shots like the ones from yesterday. But what's the real world quality?NBQ00
- my brother's iPhone X shoots photos that are very significantly better than my iPhone 8 ... super impressivemonospaced
- fujifilm x10 still takes a pretty more photo photo than the iPhone photo.shapesalad
- DSLR's are still cheaper than most phones!mugwart
- its about lens and the camera control. phones cant have that so they are just a bit of plastic covering up a sensor.mugwart
- That's true if you don't mind all your photos having that wide angle look. I find phones are pretty bland for landscape shots.zarkonite
- I reckon smartphones made the little point and shoot cameras redundant. But does convenience and more pixels = better photography?MrT
- What MrT said.microkorg
- Yeah phones only replaced the point and shoot I always carried in my bag.sea_sea
- In the market for a mirrorless for real, this weekend.notype
- i_monk23
← Employed, motherfuckers! Assuming the background and reference checks don't go sideways.
- YEAH MOTHER FUCKER!!!pango
- Woot! Woot! go gettem i_monk!capn_ron
- sweet. well done.Gnash
- Yessssss, well doneContinuity
- 'grats!Krassy
- Congrats!dmay
- Congrats! keep us uphelloeatbreathedrive
- wooooot!scruffics
- Get that nose to the grindstone, sonnyboy!hans_glib
- Yuss!PhanLo
- yeah! congrats!oey
- Note I won't feel so bad making a "get a jerrb" joke.pango
- *nowpango
- 574 days.i_monk
- congrats dudemugwart
- happy with the gig?Gnash
- god damn that's a long stint of unemployment monk! glad you're back in the game.sarahfailin
- The work doesn't sound interesting *at all* but they want to expand this into a team, and I'd be the AD in that case, which is a useful career move.i_monk
- got that jobbbbdocpoz
- best of luck!Gnash
- Yeah boiii!!!ideaist
- Woah, almost 2 years unemployed? Congrats yoOBBTKN
- Thanks all.i_monk
- Superbbbdocpoz