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- Krassy6
Madonna reveals fully nude NFTs — and a shocking 3D model of her vagina
https://nypost.com/2022/05/11/ma…
- i just threw up in my own mouthYakuZoku
- good luck to her, i hope she scams the shit out of the broshans_glib
- what the cryptobros have been waiting forKrassy
- Sigh.
I give up.
Humans are fucking plonkers.Continuity - wtf Continuity we do this shit since
the first of us was fucked to this planet.
entertainment to the the extreme.sted - boring crap.
can't see anything shocking about it.sted - looks like one of those shitty sex games you see ads for all the timescarabin
- hehh, exactly i'm still trying to remember whats the name of that niche. it has that nice real-doll look, i wonder if they had an actual reference of her body.sted
- Isn't she like 70 now or something?mort_
- deleted scene from WALL·E?sarahfailin
- Never been so close to the uncanny valleyApeRobot
- Who create these poorly rendered bimbo renderings?utopian
- @Utopian Beeple obviously lol.
Kitbashed madnessPhanLo - Whats growing out of her noo noo? Is that a pussywillow or a noble fir?Akagiyama
- As far as Madonna projects go, this isn't that bad. Not sure it's anatomically correct though.PhanLo
- It looks nothing like madonnacannonball1978
- I've wanted to punch her for about 40 years. She's a generic pop star. Why do people see her as anything else?CyBrainX
- BusterBoy8
Just sit the fuck down! It's an NBA game, not a Drake love in.
- This guy. In his four year old Acronym jacket because his stylist found it on Grailed.ben_
- Some people are just obnoxious...pinkfloyd
- He's the team's official ambassador. Sorta like another mascot. I'm ok with it because I'm a Raps fan and he reps the city well. *shrug*Gucci
- I can see 7 people standing up in this shot. Maybe it was half time or the end or whatever.Hayzilla
- dat comment section tho
https://imgur.com/ga…loool - tbh i love this series but the fact is i want drake to lose, so therefore am rooting for the buckscolin_s
- Wow Drake slander has even reached QBN. LOLLLdesmo
- @lool those comments are gold!renderedred
- Every time I see this muppet on tv I like the raptors less and less to the point that I’m now cheering for the bucks. And I’m a torontonian ffs_niko
- insufferable cunts, most of you. ever heard of the OVO Athletic Centre?imbecile
- or..? https://hypebeast.co…imbecile
- He's invited, welcomed, and encouraged. You're just haters.imbecile
- wow 800k for a fucking jacket lol how about buying free tickets for some needy kids in Scarborough or regent park instead._niko
- the guy's corny as fuck and an embarrassment to our city. I hope he chokes on the shirley temples he drinks on the sidelines_niko
- I used to hate Drake, but I like that he's die hard Raps. I just hate when they let him do commentary on regular season games.Al_dizzle
- both teams fighting for a chance to get slaughtered by Golden State.see_bee
- I thought it was DJ KHALEDfeel
- He's just a cornball, from his origins to his music to his enthusiasm, it all seems so disingenuous and manufactured. Doesn't take away from the Raptors for me,ben_
- except for when they focus on him to the point of absurdity. Also ++ what Niko said, between the jacket and that monopoly stupidity they could have funded someben_
- really needy and appreciative fans.ben_
- spl33nidoru5
Whoever is responsible for this
- That would be Karen.lemmy_k
- That bitch is a flamerAQUTE
- she wants to speak with the manager of coronavirusKrassy
- horrificmilfhunter
- "Puis-je parler au responsable"Morning_star
- all sorts of terriblecolin_s
- Fire Fox.ideaist
- L'Oréal Hair Productsutopian
- Cheapi_was
- Ecobranding & Royalties are responsable...
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it really sucks!D4W33D - The rachelnb
- Which one of you did this?PonyBoy
- Looks like a Graphician work.i_was
- Pentagram?utopian
- Nah, Pentagram would find a way to hammer in some serif flares.garbage
- this looks like three separate things stacked on top of each other. like it's a screenshot from a portfoliocolin_s
- We need a logo for the 2024 olympics. Get me 99design!jagara
- the bottom half is greatProjectile
- futurefood4
Red States..
- It's not states, it's rural areas. Madison Wis. went 80% for HRC but got outvoted by a thousand Podunks.allthethings
- Same is true everywhere, every year in the past couple of decades. NY is a sea of red, so is IL, but they have NYC and Chicago to overwhelm the burgs.allthethings
- The bottom-line is that within 15-25 years the "red states" aka "white people" will be a minority in the USA.utopian
- thanks for making a map of states I will never visit again.fooler
- This kind of comments is the main reason you guys lost. Is it still not registering that you lost because you demean anyone not agreeing with you? Hello????GeorgesII
- Unlike Trump. So cordial with those with whom he has disagreements with.wagshaft
- georges, not to demean anyone because i dont. but there are certain truths towards enlightenment and progress that a lot of rural america cant graspfuturefood
- and we seem to take 3 steps forward with our country, then two steps back...futurefood
- yup allthethings. Switch to county view, and it's a clear urban/rural divide in pretty much every state.Nathan_Adams
- +1 georgesset
- Small brains shouting at people for having small brainsset
- more accurate map http://i.imgur.com/H…whatthefunk
- Set, if you met most of these people, worked with them, shared recipes together... you'd label them as cunts toofuturefood
- +1 Georges and setterry_cloth
- +1 Geroges, set and Terry... future... I spend plenty of time in middle america... you just referred to much of my family as cunts... thanks!PonyBoy
- AZ is red as fuck, one of my last visits, friends i grew up with (rich white kids) said they cruised around looking for mexicans to beat upmoIdero
- AZrs love to box, even with all the guns, they'd rather boxmoIdero
- all we did in AZ was shoot guns, i admire the fact that when they fight, they put their guns down and fight, literallymoIdero
- but that racism shit? sorry but AZ sucksmoIdero
- true molderofuturefood
- growing up 1/2 filipino in AZ in the 80s was rough but i dig it now, made me tough as nailsmoIdero
- damn...you had some shitty friends growing up, Moldy. What's funny is most the 'rich white kids' here are left-sounding aholes who are racist as fuck in realityPonyBoy
- im in AZ too...and Pony i said if set met 'MOST', MOST of the people. NOT ALL. im sure your family is genuinely nice.futurefood
- On top of that most of the white 'crats I know are racist the moment they're not around a minority. Same shit up in Chicago, St. Louis etc.PonyBoy
- Fake fucking white people 'acting' like care about minorities but go on hiring them to clean their houses / rake their leaves... full of shit.PonyBoy
- Pony, you grew up jw too right? my fucked up racist friends were sons of elders, and even the elders were racist when it came to mexicansmoIdero
- i gotta say though, when i moved to cali, i thought city boys were retarded, they didn't know how to do shitmoIdero
- moldy...I can't deny I didn't experience that. I don't deny racism exists...but I also know that the majority of said JWs did not act that way...not even closePonyBoy
- I experienced it worse in St. Louis. We had black elders whom to their faces were treated lovingly / respectfully but then racially shit on behind their backs.PonyBoy
- I can't deny what you're saying... but I can't jump on board w/thinking that the majority of rural folks or uneducated racist bumpkins... it's just not true.PonyBoy
- same experience for me in AZ, elders acted really nice and normal, but since i was friends with their kids, ide see them at home and seen how they really weremoIdero
- Especially here in AZ... our rural folks are quite diverse... Am. Indians to Hispanic to white... but in the midwest... different story.PonyBoy
- moldz... biggest reason I can't go back to that faith is not that I don't believe in God... my agnosticism is still flaming :)... it's the hypocrisy internally.PonyBoy
- very much what we're talking about... two-faced elders who are basically Trump replicas... ...the appearance of educated men w/zero social skills (fake at best)PonyBoy
- yeah, i hear ya, that whole church thing for me led me to be straight science which led to be straight up atheist i guessmoIdero
- as a kid though, it was all door to door, giving talks, meetings at our house, all that shitmoIdero
- i hate typing in this thing, we should be pounding beers, one day, you come here, or we'll hit canyon lake or 51/50 up there ;)moIdero
- future where you at in AZ?moIdero
- I'm in! :)PonyBoy
- :)moIdero
- moldy... this is a former elder from a congregation in NH I attended as a kid... have a listen when you get a chance (he's left the faith... science reasons):PonyBoy
- https://www.youtube.…PonyBoy
- cool, thanks brother, i'll watch it for sure, my moms still JW and she's visiting for the holidaysmoIdero
- what the fuck did i just readterry_cloth
- i don't know man, can i interest you in a watchtower and awake magazine Terry?moIdero
- some people here have the balls to reveal some shit about themselves instead of just always criticizing while being anonymousmoIdero
- a lot of shit written here has been said b4, come out of the anon troll closet terry, i'm sure we'll get alongmoIdero
- Terry_Troll_2020utopian
- Yeah terry. Let's hug it out, buddy.pango
- AZ is light red compared to the other RED states. It was somewhat close, right?studderine
- We can't blame people for making a choice when it's blatantly obvious the system isn't working for them. Sad, but you know it's trueIanbolton
- +1 Ianboltonset
- Yup, lanbolton with the voice of reason. Moldero buddy, that story was hilarious, oh man, that was just perfectterry_cloth
- http://product-image…bliznutty
- laugh it up terry, everyone knows who the real pussy is here.moIdero
- um yea, you, i tried to squash the problem with you months ago but you were to scared to meet up. you should sit this one out champterry_cloth
- scared to meet up? say WUT? LOL! did you post on an old comment and expect me to go back to it?moIdero
- you got my attention now bitch! lets go!moIdero
- it's out in the open now http://www.qbn.com/t…moIdero
- Lol wut, I was talking to mono but if you wanna come through new england I'll say whatup to youterry_cloth
- Oh, that's my bad, for some reason I read that comment as from mono, my bad mono, were good. As for you moldero, I've taken shits bigger than you buddy, settleterry_cloth
- Yourself downterry_cloth
- keep on criticizing everyone here while hiding behind your keyboard in fear of being criticized yourself, real tough.moIdero
- cool, sounds good, and you keep on telling hilarious stories that perfectly explain the pent up white guilt that you project on everyone elseterry_cloth
- Really? Mono? Mono actually came to your defence once. You just gave people even more proof you're a piece of shit/shit expert.pango
- i misread the username, sue meterry_cloth
- lol white guilt, i'm not even white smart guy, maybe that's it huhmoIdero
- your white when it suits youterry_cloth
- i get too much sun for that shit manmoIdero
- I'm pretty sure I'm whiter than moldero...pango
- "When it suits you" like when?pango
- The fuck is going on here? I didn't even see this post until now. Morons all of you.monospaced
- Haha, fair enoughterry_cloth
- get a room you twomoIdero
- watch out mono, your internet 'friends' might turn their back on you for holding them accountable. better accept their shitty behavior or you are nextterry_cloth
- look at this trump style troll trying to turn mono into his little chris christy, monos smarter than that and smarter than you.moldero
- right so if mono holds you or your partners-in-troll accountable for your actions then he must be 'my chris christie'. and you call yourself his friend? lameterry_cloth
- Mono: "leave me out of this shit you cunts!"pango
- only shitty behavior is yours, terry-von-wimp, and your constant fake-ass tough guy act that everyone sees through ... leave me out of this shitmonospaced
- this convo was done with over a week ago. Seems like you want to start a fight not be left out of oneterry_cloth
- Oh Terry's still around.pango
- yup, more fake-ass tough guy shit, coming from QBN's biggest wimp ... congratulationsmonospaced
- Jesus Christ mono, you are talking shit on a month old internet argument. Get a fucking gripterry_cloth
- Annnnd terry is still here.pango
- The irony.pango
- Accept I've moved on and this kid is still crying about something or other a full month later. You two are kind of pathetic with this internet grudge shitterry_cloth
- *exceptterry_cloth
- Ohhhhhhh he's really back :Ppango
- and also. how's your first language? lolpango
- Who says it's my first languageterry_cloth
- Just kidding, it is my first language, homonyms get the best of us all sometimesterry_cloth
- canoe0
Using the word, "look" to start off every point.
- listen...ApeRobot
- Here's the thingcrazyprick
- This one time...CyBrainX
- At the end of the day...CyBrainX
- Yeah, no...CyBrainX
- Basically...CyBrainX
- Yknowmonospaced
- I mean..._niko
- I'm not racist, BUT...ideaist
- not easy on the eyes...neverscared
- Actually...imbecile
- Look I know you think it's overused but...cherub
- Anyway ...Continuity
- Sorry, but not sorry.
(deserved 10x the amount of punches)CyBrainX - So like...canoe
- Let me put it this way...elahon
- LiterallyNBQ00
- So...mort_
- hear me out...hydro74
- Let me think this throughutopian
- Fart...futurefood
- Start walking away from the conversation. It does wonders. You can't change them, and they are not willing to change. I prefer not sticking around.Wordsworth
- I'll be honest...mort_
- You know what I mean...Wordsworth
- Not gonna lie ...Continuity
- Let me be real with you for a secondcrazyprick
- My office for today...fadein11
- Shhh!Wordsworth
- Fax_Benson10
People who insist on video-calling everything now.
Client emailing all morning insisting we have a 3-way teams call so that she can screen-share a jpeg she could have attached just to the first email.
- for years i'm asking this questine. why on earth do we need to meet or talk live, even on the phone? send me a fucking mail and that's it :)renderedred
- Exactly. And I'm not in an office. I'm in my home. On a Monday morning. I don't want you in it. Why are you insisting on invading my space?Fax_Benson
- What can you add, verbally, visually, to my looking at a jpeg? And why have you invited a 3rd person to watch me look at it?Fax_Benson
- Why can't everyone just fuck off?Fax_Benson
- i think a lot of people need in person verification and confirmation for some reason, it's like a psychological thing mayberenderedred
- it's often quicker to call and talk and read sentiment with clients vs email.shapesalad
- ha, this has replaced the old classic, sending a long email and then calling you 5 minutes after if you have read it.fadein11
- I got asked on Friday if I could make some amends to a website live on Zoom (Teams or whatever) rather than the client emailing them across, lol.fadein11
- I ignored the email, waiting for the inevitable follow up today.fadein11
- re: "It's often quicker blah blah..." - for the person making contact, perhaps. For the recipient, more than likely not. = Arrogant assumption in relationship.Nairn
- Clients, as we know, have very limited knowledge and vocabulary when discussing design matters. Usually it helps to have a talk instead of endless emails.jagara
- Tell them you're not free, book out your calendar and have unavailable times for calls. that'll sort the cunts.pedromendez
- I'll take a 5 minute zoom call over 12 emails any day.TOMMYxGUNN
- There're definite time and places calls over multiple emails, but I find I'm generally best positioned to work out when that is.Nairn
- I suppose the inverse are the slightly On The Spectrum types who simply refuse to speak when a 2 minute call would clarify everything quickly.Nairn
- My clients send me whatsapp messages nowadays. This is weird, too.SimonFFM
- Oh God, don't get me started on clients using WhatsApp - I only have the fucking thing installed to talk with my partner and a best pal.Nairn
- im with TOMMYxGUNN. Ive had emails dredge on getting nowhere for a week with questions or misunderstandings. 5 minute zoom call and it was done.mantrakid
- chukkaphob7
- I would like to throw knives at his facemoldero
- He's totally made out of mashed potatoes.mg33
- @mg33 LOLchukkaphob
- I dont know him but he look like a victimBennn
- Texassureshot
- I bet he doesn't wash his genitals, saving up smegma to rub into his teeth at weekends.detritus
- You know the sort.detritus
- Such a turd. The fuckers that will do or say anything to get elected make me ill.Gucci
- Looks like a diddler.dirtydesign
- he looks like he's sharting his drawers... and liking itPonyBoy
- Cruz seems to be made of silly putty painted to a caucasian color.. something is always off about him, replicant maybe?!?!vaxorcist
- This photo is taken at that exact pico-second where he realises it's his own fart he can smell.detritus
- haha,just read your response, PB - much better! hahadetritus
- He remembers how he raped his flute teacher after throwing frying oil on her face.Beeswax
- Looks like he just farted in an elevator and is playing all "wasn't me" innocent.chukkaphob
- my wife calls him melted candle facemonospaced
- Two weeks. Two weeks!SteveJobs
- wouldn't piss cruz if on firebezoar
- I'd piss on him if he wasn't on fireset
- Fax_Benson12
Payment runs.
Oh, sorry, your invoice was missed off this month's payment run. We'll make sure to add it to next month's.
Just pay it now. Bank transfer. Yours to mine.
Antiquated horseshit.
- aahhh, "Accounts departments and their bullshit solipsism generally"Nairn
- Ah yeah, 'we don't agree with your 50% advance'. You signed my Terms & Conditions you bag of cuntstank02
- It's the expectation of unilateral imposition of their terms that's so irritating. "Well, my invoice terms are X days - I coudln't give a fuck what yours are"Nairn
- This is why I now ALWAYS charge ahead with 'that sort' of company. Funny how they'll pay when they need and don't have the thing in hand alreadyNairn
- It would be great if it worked both ways.
Sorry I missed the deadline, I'll send it next month.palimpsest - Fuck you, pay me!OBBTKN
- Sorry, I turned the work into an NFT, please pay 5 ETH quick, before your rivals outbid you for it - you'll get the final deliverables as part of the sale.shapesalad
- Yeah no worries, just don't forget to honor the contract and add the extra 25% for the delayed payment. thxbyested
- Yuuuppp.
#PrayForFreelancersideaist
- monospaced10
Creationists
- lol. no matter how hard you try. you cannot sexually reproduce humans from a monkey!omg
- well you haven't lived for millions of years to see it happen ..hotroddy
- but human reproduction only takes 9 months, and having sex with a monkey is still not going to give you a human.omg
- Omg is right. There's no way to sexually reproduce someone as thick as omg. He must be God's creation here on earth to test our faith :)pango
- omg is clearly speaking from experiencesarahfailin
- let people believe what they want! There's very interesting work being done in the 'forbidden' archeology realm. If right we might all be wrong!mugwart
- wth mugwart? forbidden archeology is a post-darwin branch of evolutionary theory while creationism is anti evolution. science is not a belief system.kingsteven
- Y U WAN' PUNCH ME?robthelad
- Science most certainly is a belief system for most peopleset
- For example, while likely, there is no solid proof we evolved directly from apes... Yet you all pompously believe we did.set
- There are some serious holes in the human story, and as soon as you all start admitting and recognising that, rather than pompously BELIEVING commonly acceptedset
- science, then the sooner we can move on and discover the truth.set
- I'm not saying we were created, I just don't like the way so many people are so sure of themselves about something they simply cannot know.set
- Something they.... believe.set
- Have you studied anthropology and the details of human evolution in a higher learning institution as part of your major?monospaced
- again I'm with Set.mugwart
- It’s more than just “likely” that we evolved as a species, like every other on the planet. There is literally no evidence otherwise in existence.monospaced
- It’s infinitely more deluded to claim supernatural interference without evidence, than to belief the almost endless evidence of evolution.monospaced
- hang on set. there are plenty of contradicting yet valid theories on evolution (and none that say we evolved from apes you idiot) -creationism is denial.kingsteven
- To claim either one as absolute fact, while calling the other crazy, is deluded.set
- lol ape is just a layman's term for one of the pre-human Homo genus. Obviously.set
- KingSteven definitely evolved from homos. I'm now sold.set
- WE'RE RIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG!pango
- This could be a simulation made two weeks ago by some programmer. In that case, omg would ultimately be right and you'd all be wrong haha. Now that'd be funnyset
- haha, what do you mean evolved from?? i turn more homo every time i see one of your brilliant comments stating that every one else is a cunt incapable of critickingsteven
- al thought... talk about belief systems.kingsteven
- That's just a twisted and utterly incorrect perception of my post based obviously on your own insecurity and defensiveness.set
- I didn't say anyone was incapable of critical thought. I said that those that go on as if they know for a fact the history of humanity are delusional morons.set
- Apologies if my description of you offends.set
- Science is a belief system, of which you are a disciple...set
- well, that kind of offends me... i don't know where you get that from? i think we probably had the same iconoclastic motivation to post here.kingsteven
- You said science isn't a belief system.
It is.. largely...set - You’re all members of the great ale family Homo sapiens whether you like it or not. :)monospaced
- um... no. science is not a belief system. that's the common misconception of it. There are proven fact and highly possible theory based on other evidence.pango
- facts are just proven fact. it's still fact and can be proven even if you dont believe it. till someone come up with a better evidence and repeatable result.pango
- gravity is a scientific fact. its going to be a bitch when you don't watch your step. Even if you don't believe it.pango
- it's science! bitch! https://www.universe…pango
- gravity is "consequence of the curvature of spacetime caused by the uneven distribution of mass." they even worked out the math for it.pango
- take it to another planet and it works the same.pango
- They have no idea what causes grabity or how it works. It's all theory, Pango...set
- Vset
- Belief in an unproven theory....set
- It's a fact that something is keeping us stuck on the earth, but that fact is nothing to do with science. Science can't explain it. You're confusing things...set
- http://i0.kym-cdn.co…pango
- set i was sating that because mugwart is referencing creationist psudo science like it's something more than conjecture on darwinism.kingsteven
- ok fine another one.
tell me how your battery works. it's not powered by juses jizz i tell you that.pango - http://i0.kym-cdn.co…pango
- Are you suggesting I'm saying science isn't real? You really are one confused asianset
- Most science is obviously very sound, undeniable, and real, but the biggest questions we ask of ourselves and of reality, are not explained by science...set
- ... yet most people belief the theories as if it was fact.set
- believe* phone typing x_xset
- It's a system of belief and faith to believe in the big bang... to believe in evolution.... etc. How can it be anything else?set
- the fossil record proves without a doubt that evolution is a fact.hotroddy
- Scientific 'facts' are often disproven and thrown out as nonsense once new scientific discoveries are made. It's a belief system.set
- like what creationist believes how old the world is? 6000 years?pango
- Science once said the stars revolve around earth.set
- The fossil record doesn't prove humanity's evolution. That's the point we're talking about here, hotroddy. Evolution obviously exists we have pretty solid proofset
- Are you suggesting I was suggesting you were saying science as a believe system is a common misconception?pango
- You said science as a belief system was a common misconception, not me. I'm saying the belief that it isn't is the common misconception. Damn you're confused.set
- exactly... "science is not a belief system" means "science is not meant to be used as a belief system". dude. people are not fucking idiots.kingsteven
- People are most certainly idiots. Maybe not you, but people are most certainly, absolutely and unequivocally idiotic.set
- I like that you're now agreeing with me and using the excuse of OBVIOUSLY, DUDE, THAT'S WHAT I MEANT. hahahaset
- So you believe in evolution but not human evolution? Why would we be the one exception?yuekit
- Considering that we are genetically almost identical to apes, there are transitional fossils, they can even trade how much Neanderthal DNA you have in ayuekit
- i know man, and people pick and choose. but you made it sound like creationists are open about the possibility that we live in a computer. nope it's anti darwinkingsteven
- genetic test. If we didn't evolve from apes it's a pretty damn good hoax.yuekit
- ism coupled with religious fundamentalism in a world that has long moved past that.kingsteven
- no. i'm a confusing asian. but i'm not a confused asian. don't get that confused...
and yes. that's exactly what i said! not suggesting what you were saying.pango - only suggesting what you were saying isn't true.pango
- I guess technically everything is a "belief" if you want to be pedantic about it... but some beliefs are more justified than others.yuekit
- wow - sorry guys didnt mean to cause all of this. I'm not anti darwin but I think we should be able to question everything. I think we are very very oldmugwart
- but I dont think/believe that the offical story is correct.mugwart
- my "belief" is that there is science and "cooperate" science. One is in the progress of man kind that the other is for the best interestsmugwart
- this is the massive flights we all have stem from this.mugwart
- lol nahhh don't worry mug. no one got hurt. and i was having fun for whatever stupid reason.pango
- We have also been educated to just bicker and not debate. Your in that camp or that camp. There are no other options or possiblitiesmugwart
- I mean it's fun to believe that we were beamed down by aliens or something...I feel like that's what you guys are hinting at. Some kind of alternate historyyuekit
- explanation. The problem is, you have to be willing to subject those theories to the same scrutiny as mainstream science, otherwise why believe them?yuekit
- hehe mugwart. i think i triggered set with the 'science is not a belief system' line. but was meant as criticism of the argument that forbidden archeology validkingsteven
- ...ates creationism in any more viable way than evolutionary theory contradicts it.kingsteven
- I do get triggered by the ignorant pomposity of some people, I apologise.set
- glad we are all still all Internet buddies!!
@yuekit. That sort of wording is the problem. If you have a theory/evidence that goes against the cooperate thinkinmugwart - be prepared to loose your life/work etc.
"beamed up hahah" yes it can all sound silly. but we all grow from the established education. I'm not saying aliens atmugwart - all. But dont forget two weeks ago on main stream news there was major mainstream talks of aliens that wasnt "swamp gas".mugwart
- One guy had serious case studies that rivaled dawin. He took it to British Museum and they told him they wouldn't do anything with it cause of the cost ofmugwart
- re-education. Thats the world we currently living. Next few years will be fun !!mugwart
- I just think it's a bit too convenient to believe we're completely special and unique from the rest of life on Earth.yuekit
- You all are missing the point. This is punched for creationists. Not a debate about whether evolution is real or not. lolmonospaced
- The fact remains, all evidence known only supports evolution. Every day more is added in support. Nothing indicated anything else, especially creation by a god.monospaced
- Mainstream Science, History, Archeology etc refuse to accept certain findings if it means people's life's work was wrong and books have to be re-written etcset
- Don't get me wrong I'm sure current science is wrong about lots of things. But I suspect it will be wrong in a way that we aren't even imagining right now.yuekit
- People with brilliant work get ostracised and labelled as pseudo-science because of ego and denial from people at the top. iset
- Are we comparing the case studies that was taken to British Museum with creationism? who believed earth is 6000 years old? dinosaur extincted because theypango
- Gobekli Tepe is a great example. Or the water erosion on the sphynx. It hasn't rained properly there in 12,500 years.set
- These things push back civilisation by vast amounts of time, yet mainstream history ignores it.set
- weren't on noah's ark? Noah who lived to 950?pango
- @monospaced the wonderful thing about religion and faith is that it requires absolutely zero proof, and there's zero way of talking people out of it. Genius.set
- There’s nothing credible about creationism. There’s no evidence for it, so when creationists demand evidence for evolution, they should be punched. ;)monospaced
- haha mugwart, darwin had a whole bunch of crackpot ideas and has been proven wrong on multiple occasions but thats science...kingsteven
- You can’t look at any earth biology, archaeology or geology without finding more support for evolution. That’s a fact.monospaced
- Punches for those who question the obvious fact that life evolved into the species we know, and continues to do so. Punched for young earth theory.monospaced
- http://i0.kym-cdn.co…pango
- Ignince is blissset
- :) i agneepango
- So if humans didn't evolve from apes... you're saying animals evolved into something that was 98% human but humans also arrived here separately?yuekit
- Yes set. That’s true. Blind faith without any questioning or criticism is insane. Evolution has been put to test for centuries. It’s only stronger for it.monospaced
- Sure anything is possible but...seems like a pretty big coincidence no?yuekit
- Who are you even talking to yuekit? I didn't once say I don't believe in evolution. Please actually read my posts.set
- This happens on a constant basis here. When I don't completely and utterly back up what one person is saying...set
- they assume I completely and utterly believe the polar opposite. Bizarre.set
- Just an open question... I was wondering what the alternate explanation actually is :)yuekit
- Obviously set understands evolution is the basis of life on the planet. He’s not a moron. He’s just open to the possibility that anything could be true.monospaced
- Evolution is about as solid a scientific theory (read: verified truths) as any in existence. There has never been any credible alternative.monospaced
- Obviously I believe in evolution. I'm open to the possibility that the planet was found, the monsters (dinosaurs) cleared and local homosapien DNA was usedset
- to make us. Then we were taught language and agriculture. This is the story told in almost all ancient cultures. It also the Bible creation story if you..set
- .. If you make God plural. I'm also open to the simulation theory. Obviously evolving from apes is the most likely, though there's no perfect line from themset
- I’m open to any possibility as well, and would gladly stand corrected. Still, punches for creationists spreading such nonsense.monospaced
- .. to us. I just don't like how people go on as if they know for a fact. You don't.set
- Well my point is maybe creationism isn't nonsense it's just misinterpretedset
- Complete nonsense, I should say. Obviously it's partly nonsense.set
- Lol at the 2 downvotes. Perhaps a couple of creationists.monospaced
- lol @ trump supporting bible thumpersGuyFawkes
- mg334
YouTube for not having a filter that prevents my 7 year old daughter from watching sad, mundane, generic vlogger adults and kids from spending 3/4 of a video talking about the thing they're going to do, and their dumb lives, and 1/4 of the video doing the actual thing my daughter wants to see.
She loves gymnastics. She loves ninja courses like American Ninja Warrior. She finds tons of videos of kids doing that stuff, and they pretty much go like this in a 45 minute video:
5 minutes walking around the house, mom making breakfast, jokes, talking about where they're going that day.
15 minutes of the car ride to get to the place.
5 minutes walking into the place and taking videos of staff
5 minutes putting on shoes or gear of whatever they need to do.
5 minutes talking more about the thing they're going to do.
5 minutes doing the thing they have been talking about doing.
5 minutes begging people to subscribe to their channel to watch more of the meaningless content and less of the stuff people want.It makes me insane.
- or recipe pages where you have to scroll thru screeds of shit about who knows what just to get to the actual recipe.hans_glib
- NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN WHAT YOU THINK, JUST COOK/NINJE/WHATEVERhans_glib
- YESS to post and commentsPonyBoy
- dude, she's 7, she should not be near a screen tv or tablet etc. should be at a piano, a book, a piece of paper drawing etc.shapesalad
- you should be the filter that prevents her from looking at tv/computer/smart phone screens. then you don't need to moan about dumb YouTube content.shapesalad
- Got kids Shape?Morning_star
- ^ exactly. I'd love to say that screens aren't part of my kid's life but they aremisterhow
- I have kids and we managed to raise them without screen addictions so far. They’ve never even used a tablet or seen YouTube. It’s 100% not hard to domonospaced
- It’s absolutely possible to steer them toward other activities that aren’t screens. This is no criticism on mg33, just a response to shape and co.monospaced
- Look at shapesalad with the big assumptions... My kids do plenty of that stuff, daily. They don't use tablets or TV constantly...mg33
- ...anyhow... thanks to the rest of the feedback. Can't keep them away from that stuff completely, fortunately they do a lot more. I like that my daughtermg33
- seeks out informative, educational stuff that she's interested in, but so much of it is embedded in the crap I described.mg33
- Hans_glib - Recipe sites SUCK. At least there are often "jump to recipe" links these days. The "content" is so vapid and pretentious, it's blows my mind.mg33
- Maybe the problem is with the creators not with the labeling or filters. I think you know how hard it is to repeatedly create 45 mins of valuable content.sted
- Now I don't have kids but I would expect that it is much harder and less joy for a kid if there are other expectations than having fun and trying to stand out.sted
- *trysted
- Idk how other parents/kids think about this but why not look at this like you found an opportunity to create a masterclass for kids :Dsted
- Then use YouTube-Kids version or other kids filterNBQ00
- I’m scared of the day when my son gets his hand on his own media device.monospaced
- 7 years old should not be on the internet.ApeRobot
- @Ape, i dispair when i hear shit like that. It's like saying kids shouldn't go outside on their own. Idiotic.Morning_star
- Well, it's such a hard topic, and I'm not judging anyone. Just think screens are as a bad as sugar for kids... but hard for anyone to not engage with.shapesalad
- Feel your pain dude. My 5 year old girl watch the fucking Ninja Kidx BS on YT. Ive banned it. Cannot block it from YT. The entire family and their perfect teethnylon
- drive me insane. Fuck these people poisoning our children's minds. Sure 10 year girls, come put oil on my 14 year old back while Im on the beach!?!? WTAFnylon
- "The entire family and their perfect teeth"
LOL - Their insanely large, perfect teeth.
I put a stop to that fucking family with the quickness.BonSeff - The whole genre of parents making channel vids with their kids for clicks is disgusting.BonSeff
- And I am right there with you, I have a 4 and 9yr old girls.BonSeff
- Oily 10 year olds? Large ninja teeth?
Fuck it. I’m raising my kid in the Mountains. We’re mountain people nowfuturefood - The way I see it he won’t be able to avoid all this shit at some point later, so no need to introduce it willingly until it’s absokutely necessary. He’s 5.monospaced
- The filter in question is the parent. Minimum user age is 13. Below that it’s on you. How much do you pay for YouTube? And you’re complaining)imbecile
- Always comment "video starts at (time).". It gets upvoted every time.jagara
- scarabin6
This vile abomination designed by campbell’s to sell cans of their gelatinous mushroom muck. The word “traditional” was used heavily when it was introduced, and everyone just bought into it. Blows my mind that this somehow slithered its way into thanksgiving and to this day everyone chooses to ignore its awfulness.
- I love this stuff, especially the French's Crispy Onions.fooler
- I’ll eat the onions out of the bag, but that grey goo turns my stomachscarabin
- it’s the corporate infiltration that turns me off the most thoughscarabin
- What ... is it?Continuity
- Is this food?Gnash
- Green Bean Casserole. I remember it being alright....Akagiyama
- 100 agreed, GBC is garbage.garbage
- the laziest recipe everBonSeff
- I don't hate it but I never reach for it eitherYakuZoku
- https://vintagerecip…prophetone
- it's not very greenMrT
- just make it keto and stop being obeseshapesalad
- green beans, simmered in butter + add double cream, salt, pepper, some finely chopped spring onions.shapesalad
- This has never had a place in our thanksgivingmonospaced
- Das cause your parents was too busy churning dat mac n cheese.palimpsest
- The real question is if you's cranberry sauce people.palimpsest
- If the cranberry sauce doesn't have lines on it from the can, I ain't eating it.Akagiyama
- hey pal fuck youmonospaced
- Because they were good cooks, you silly cunt.monospaced
- I wasn't talking about their cooking, chief.
https://youtu.be/9zx…palimpsest
- inteliboy5
Zoom, Google Meet, Microsoft Teams, Skype, FaceTime, Whatsapp, Signal, Telegram, Discord, iMessage, Slack, Instagram, Messenger.
And am sure there's a bunch more messaging/conf call apps which have luckily not been forced to use on top of this bloated hellscape.
- +++MrT
- Please tell me what meeting software to use for meeting people who work across the country. Seriously.monospaced
- I think the issue is how many there are. Every one purporting to make things simpler but not if every client/contact is on a different one.MrT
- I'll fax you my answer, monoPonyBoy
- I see. My work only uses one thank goodnessmonospaced
- Old man yells at iCloudNBQ00
- All of them better than in person with BO, bad breath, coughing sneezing, touchy feely co workers/clients.shapesalad
- Messaging Apps Trabbi right now!oey_oey
- My company always use Instagram for conf calls.Hayzilla
- u can send a carrier pigeon if that fits your mental antique mind more...neverscared
- I've used 6 different ones, for now... crazy!!
+1k punches!OBBTKN - Mono why you argue with every post?inteliboy
- All of these are pretty great except Microsoft Teams. Stop whiningnb
- I don't know how to contact people sometimes, there are too many things - google meets? zoom? FaceTime etc.. Easier in the days of one 5 digit numbershapesalad
- sadly (as i hate google) meet is the best of the ones i've used - zoom, teams, meet, skypehans_glib
- Argue? You want to punch all of the apps that allow oriole to work from home. It was a question not an argument!monospaced
- I literally said I was serious. I legit want to know what app would be spared from punches because, we need them. You answered. Chill the fuck out.monospaced
- Nobody needs MS Teamsnb
- My company uses 3, annoying but whatever.YakuZoku
- Mono gets triggered at the slightest thing.Chimp
- Okay trumptardmonospaced
- Ramanisky28
- <<<utopian
- Depends what country you're in.BusterBoy
- yeah. no.MrT
- yeah no what?BusterBoy
- definitely not USA. Everyone T the back would be TRYING to pass on the right.. like the uncivilized animals we arehotroddy
- mexcian roadblocks frustrating as hell. curious now to why the name. quite different than EZLN road blocksdeathboy
- That was my best Aussie!
Lane twattery is rife here IMHO...MrT - In Oz, left lane is the slow lane.BusterBoy
- I know, hence yes it’s an annoying habit, but no, in that this is fine in Aus...MrT
- It's the same everywhere I've ever driven.ben_
- Horrible drivers are everywhere. It's been proven that speed limits cause accidents, too, just for this reason.formed
- Here on in West Coast Canada, we have Chinese newbies, desperate for status, who think it is the 'luxury' lane.BustySaintClaire
- ?Who's the bigger fool, the fool, or the fool who follows him?jaylarson
- An absolute curse on British Roads. I think automated cars will be in use before anything changes.Hayzilla
- This is the 5 all up and down Californiasarahfailin
- I drove a few hundred km in Italy the other day and this doesn't pose much of a problem to them at all - I've never seen so much undertaking in my life.Nairn
- Undertaking in US really spooked me. After 20yrs UK driving you just assume you can pull over to a slower lane. Then holy shii.. some guy comes past at 90mph.Hayzilla
- PonyBoy8
Papa Johns...
- don't pay for that. unless hungry then...since1979
- in MX, they all deliver on motorcycles, it all arrives fucked up, i think they all do wheelies and drag knee while on deliverymoldero
- Punches to anyone who ever orders cardboard pizza with frozen cheese and ketchup from Papa Johns.utopian
- whiles and grab knee. LOL. I can see that. echale gas!!!sofakingback
- "wheelies"sofakingback
- "drag knee" fuck me.sofakingback
- Looks tip top to mesureshot
- fold it in half. boom. calzone.scarabin
- exactly what I was think scarasureshot
- +ingsureshot
- Yup, they are wheeling and kneeing: https://www.youtube.…Longcopylover
- nice follow shotsince1979
- Not many garlic bread is there?sureshot
- omg, i hate this post right nowsofakingback
- ^ lol wat?sureshot
- I don't eat pizza and I love pizza. So its like porn.sofakingback
- why you dont eat pizza? Pizza is the best foodBennn
- its my fav. but that shit is nothing but empty carbs. Get you fat right quick. Trying to be lean and mean. :Dsofakingback
- Also, for some reason at 35 food like that just makes me feel ultra unhealthy, I draaaaag noticeably.sofakingback
- punches for buying nasty ass papa john's. Also, the best pizza places don't deliver. pro tip.section_014
- haha that Taxi clip, great scenes in those flicksmoldero
- papa johns is grossMilan
- nothing that that delicious garlic sauce cant fix! it stays!CALLES
- that garlic sauce is disgustingmonospaced
- warm pepperoncini ftw!HijoDMaite
- Ramanisky24
Rapper Dan Sur gets gold chain hooks surgically implanted into scalp
- That's going to hurt when someone does the inevitable. I look forward to an update.Nairn
- ^ lolRamanisky2
- They said I could becoming anything
So I became a lampshade.utopian - I haven’t been able to find a photo of the attachment points, they always hide it. It would have to be removable so he can shave his head frequentlyscarabin
- https://imgur.com/ga…Bluejam
- they're getting dumber, I love it!GuyFawkes
- LOL Bluejamlemmy_k
- lol blue, also Gary Oldman rocked dreads better as Drexl.garbage
- clever ladmicrokorg
- Make Bullying Great AgainAQUTE
- Twisted, must be a friend of garbage.i_was
- lightning loves himprophetone
- @prophet My god, he should do one of those electric static ball things.garbage
- every time I see one of 'those' I open up spotify to check their music and it's always the same uncreative uninspired crap.mekk
- this gem has a total of four (4) mediocre records online but making a monument out of his stupid scalp. how one can be so entitled is beyond me.mekk
- fucking eurotrashhans_glib
- how does he keep his hair cut?sarahfailin
- Brasso™prophetone
- sausages8
My neighbour who came over, got really drunk, groped my wife and then took several swings at me after I helped him get home and into bed. Had to knock him down in front of his wife and it looks like they'll probably get a divorce. He's big motherfucker so it was pretty harrowing.
- Fuckingbtrain wreckeryx
- yikes... been there :(PonyBoy
- WTF!?oey_oey
- Literally punches for?nb
- Just one right on the chin. Haven't raised my fists in 20 years but had a lot of practice working bars when young.sausages
- Pics or it didn't happenAQUTE
- This is fair. Will remember selfie stick next timesausages
- Wowza. "With friends like these.."garbage
- My introverted low friend count life really seems a breeze when I read about these sorts of encounters.shapesalad
- Jeez... what's his name, Homer Simpson? https://youtu.be/QRK…NonEntity
- Was this in the UK? Doesn't sound like an American situation. There would be guns.sarahfailin
- Sorry you had to go through that. As for the drunk guy you hit, I hope it wakes him up into getting help.lemmy_k
- imbecile8
so it begins.
i thought they would at least wait for the subscription to renew.
- How much you pay now monthly??Ramanisky2
- $139 annual going up to $175. that's going to be a no from me dawg (even though i use the shit out of prime) i'll re-evaluate come june ¯\_(ツ)_/¯imbecile
- Yeah I hear ya dawg lol
Been thinking about either Prime or Apple TV+ but not sure yet.Ramanisky2 - i use prime shipping weekly for personal and business on dog stuff and basic supplies, plus i watch prime video and netflix. grrrimbecile
- Yep they're all at it. Not so much improving the content as making it a bit less shit.MrT
- Everyone is always "well I'm cancelling Prime." This is finally it.garbage
- aaaand when trying to cancel I accidentally signed up for the annual. Spent forever on the phone cancelling and organizing a refund. Two punches.garbage
- That blowsYakuZoku
- This blows dawg!prophetone
- good thing they have monthly sub now. if i don't need to buy anything, i just dont renew it.pango
- AU$79 a year down under. Still a good deal.sab
- Despite going up AU$20 a year in the last 12 months.sab
- Ha, we have THREE firesticks because my partner works for the demon. US, UK, DEU. Guess how much free Prime she gets?garbage
- @garbage I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess 'none'.Continuity
- Bingo. I can't out her, but she is responsible for things you probably have seen. She's a big deal, and Prime is somehow not a benefit.garbage
- Then would she feel bad knowing I haven't got a Prime subscription, yet watch Prime stuff?Continuity
- So Apple TV+ it is then, for me ;)Ramanisky2
- @conty Lol, I can assure you she doesn't give a single solitary fuck.garbage
- Heard of WatchSeries? It has all the TV shows in the known universe.jagara
- We have every subscription service known to man. She mostly has to do regional QC checks, but I'm still riding the high seas here.garbage
- bezoar8
- oh damn. this guys brought the entire house with him.pango
- The Anomia of Success: Leisure Sicknesskingsteven
- I did giggle at the lantern coming out of the bag lit and the fish in the door. a lot of work for wonky netflix and a bad nights sleepkingsteven
- I didn't watch the whole thing but it looks fantastic to me.CyBrainX
- Yeah this is camp/camping tech/technology porn.ideaist
- he didn't camp; he movedKrassy
- foreveralone kitsted
- Goes camping but never goes outside.hellrod
- Fuck yo gloves brobezoar
- its the military tactical gear fetishpango
- Honestly if you’re not sleeping in a tent and peeing in the bushes you’re really not camping. #campingsnob #eaglescoutmonospaced
- The containers could be kinda cool for cameras or glass bongs.bezoar
- i bet he brought a toilet as well.pango
- Why the fuck did he wake up at 3am to make noodles and go back to bed?!HAYZ1LLLA
- fooler7
- Really?freedom
- #MAGA 4 LIFE!utopian
- Willie Morris is hot. #NoHomoM01XXX
- Pinche pendejo. He had it coming.sea_sea
- https://twitter.com/…Leigh
- https://twitter.com/…Leigh
- What a colossal dick. I wonder if he can even be disbarred for his actions.HijoDMaite
- lol @ $11.000 in mariachismaquito
- He's not so cocky now is he, the little prick.fadein11
- yelp reviews are gettin better every hourhelloeatbreathedrive
- He's going to need food stamps after he loses his careerdocpoz
- He's not going to lose his career, there's plenty of racist fucks out there that will hire him. You think Florida wouldn't have him? or Texas? Alabama? etc.zarkonite
- But why so triggered?docpoz
- This happened a block from my office. This guys career is definitely screwed in nyc.monospaced
- Yelp reviews for the LOLs: https://www.yelp.com…Krassy
- @Krassy exactly what I been enjoyin :)helloeatbreathedrive
- PonyBoy8
Me. :(
Client just contacted me: "site's down... I think our credit card needs to be updated"
I check the account and immediately tell my client that they're THREE months behind on payments without looking deeper. He responds by telling me his credit card only expired 5 days ago...
:/ I'm truly the epitome of a fucking idiotic stoner at times
...turns out it was MY FUCKING CREDIT CARD still set as the default (it expired April). I always start new client sites w/my biz credit card and switch over to their card once the site is live / approved.
Nope... didn't do it w/there site... ... for TWO FUCKING YEARS now (shows you how closely I check my cc statements too).
Someone break my fucking nose. :/
- Damn!!!monospaced
- *theirPonyBoy
- you've been paying for them?
that's going to be an awkward conversation if you ask to be reimbursed LOLpango - !!!oey_oey
- I explained in full detail my stupidity to them... they actually offered to reimburse me (while laughing)... I told them I deserve to eat this one.PonyBoy
- they've given me plenty of work along w/references over the years... maybe I can be that 'dick' and bill it in slowly w/their next few invoices (kidding)PonyBoy
- oooooofautoflavour
- Lol Sounds totally 100% like me, I feel your pain :(_niko
- Is it ok that I say "that sucks" but also with a knowing smirk of "oh.. this road seems so familiar.."?garbage
- https://www.youtube.…garbage
- how much $ was that?NBQ00
- just a “Lightsail” instance on Amazon... barely $5+/month for 22 months... maybe $130 at mostPonyBoy
- big ooofmilfhunter
- Ow.
I would totally do this. It hurts. I hate my brain.CyBrainX