Punches For:
- Started 13 years ago
- Last post 5 days ago
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- bainbridge11
Every company that sends me a survey after buying anything.
- But wait, that would require them to do what they did before, which is hire people to do marketing research. They just outsourced the job to u. Do u mind?cherub
- Fax_Benson8
People who make their horrible instant coffee with a spoon AND THEN put the spoon into the sugar bowl. Put the sugar in the mug first, with a clean spoon. Why would you not? Mental.
- Nairn3
I'm doing a boring long-cut job at work and don't have much to do otherwise, so have been watching shitty YouTubes and... cutting my nails. Somewhat idly, it seems, because I've not been paying attention and now I've cut them too fucking short and I HATE THAT FEELING. I'VE HATED THAT FEELING SINCE I WAS A KID AND MOTHER WOULD CUT THEM DOWN TO THE BONE AND RRRNGHHNNNNNGH, IT JUST FEELS WRONG.
It's like squeezing cotton wool for me, or what people who don't like nails down a chalkboard feel.
*inverts
- Chalkboard? What am I, a Yank?Nairn
- The pain of also not being able to grip things to open stuff too, hehePhanLo
- I'm just glad that i don't have to peel any fucking perspex wrap over the next few days, lolNairn
- Aah! As a kid pulling a nail off and the last bit doesn't want to, so you either yank it half way down your finger or leave it flapping like a fish hookFax_Benson
- I feel youOBBTKN
- Is there a more British term for blackboard?CyBrainX
- Eat some collagen - they'll grow back quickstoplying
- grafician0
BREAKING: Conor McGregor announces he is running for the President of Ireland
- let's get all the foreigners out of Ireland so we can get back to killing each other!_niko
- The post of president of Ireland is ceremonial. The Taoiseach (Prime Minister) is the head of govt.kingsteven
- Not that he doesn't have fans but I'd say McGregor is less popular in Ireland than anywhere else.kingsteven
- But still
LOLgrafician - Bono for PM!!OBBTKN
- Worryingly, I can see him getting support from people on the breadline and the growing anti immigration camp.mort_
- Krassy2
European Jesuit missionaries in China who "translated" the name of the Chinese philosopher, originally known as Kǒng Fūzǐ, to Confucius.
- bainbridge-10
Bald people who always wear hats.
We know why.
- So, bald people are supposed to leave their heads uncovered and freeze in the the winter, is this what you're suggesting?Continuity
- ^yepPonyBoy
- As long as they don't wear a Burqa I'm ok with it.NBQ00
- https://www.tiktok.c…AQUTE
- i_monk0
Whoever it was at Microsoft circa 1994 who came up with the My ______ naming scheme for Windows 95.
30 years later every large organization has someone who thinks naming the new employee portal, pension hub, internal message board, etc, My Portal, My Hub, My Messages, is hot shit. And somehow they get it approved before anyone with any sense has a chance to interject.
- Is it “senseless” though? The convention works.monospaced
- It has zero identity of its own, likely doesn't follow prescribed naming directions, and blends into the handful of My Whatever services or accountsi_monk
- you're likely to accumulate.i_monk
- It’s not that pervasive lolmonospaced
- OBBTKN-3
Punches for all this corrupt warmongers:
- Give peace a chance.palimpsest
- ^ Yup, but only after the aggressor has been glassed.Continuity
- Fuck off, I live in Eastern Europe
We have front seats at the war and it's not pretty so ANY comments against EU or UKR or whatever are dumbgrafician - Yeah, it must pretty cosy all the way in Spain, away from everything.Continuity
- *must beContinuity
- Btw I was talking to this dumb ass OBBTKN not you Continuitygrafician
- No, no, I know, I was agreeing with you 100%.Continuity
- Europe together strong.
Balkans included.palimpsest - Time to finally pay for something Europe! Your allowance has been cut off!redneck
- @graf, you've no class no a working head, a pity ¯\_(ツ)_/¯OBBTKN
- And to make it clear once and for all, if anyone is against the start of this war, its origins, the Russian invasion, etc., that person is ME.OBBTKN
- I know perfectly well that if there is another scalation, none of these bastards will give a drop of their blood or that of their children... So, fuck them!OBBTKN
- And if you are not able to understand that... well, boy, you have a problem, and a big one!OBBTKN
- Uh ... I think the fact you're missing the point that Russia represents a very really threat to all of Europe and always has indicates the problem is with you.Continuity
- And if you are not able to understand *that* well, boi, you have a problem!palimpsest
- Pali... Who said I don't understand THAT?OBBTKN
- I'm already bored of this topic... you are ABSOLUTELY right. Apologies for living in total ignorance in my paradise in the Western EU.OBBTKN
- I'm just putting a mirror to what you're assuming of all of us in the Western EU paradise.
Give peace a chance, man.palimpsest - This is your post btw, is you're so bored of the topic.palimpsest
- PukeOBBTKN
- Pukin'palimpsest
- bainbridge7
Me, for still googling a woman I was in love with at 19 and haven't talked to since our summer together and we both went back to different colleges.
- Nothing wrong with wondering what people have becomespl33nidoru
- Yeah dude, don't punch urself over this one.bezoar
- is her name Lauren Boebert?_niko
- Mary?monospaced
- Contact her. Get some old love.CyBrainX
- sarahfailin-1
writing "quick question" in an email subject line. you have no idea how quick your question might be, and I'm not going to respond to it any sooner.
- that’s what chat is formonospaced
- ^ No way, man. This is _exactly_ what a 1.5-hour meeting with everyone in the creative department — plus three account people — is for. Even the interns.Continuity
- Even if they're not booked on the project!Continuity
- I hope that this subject line finds you wellutopian
- renderedred1
- what is it?Krassy
- a sports competition with athletes doped up.renderedred
- Lol, founded by one of Peter Thiel's lawyers that took down Gawker. This is a wormhole.garbage
- I like the ideaKrassy
- Nairn-1
I've said it a hundred times, but:
'As soon as possible'.
WHAT. THE. FUCK. DOES. THAT. ACTUALLY. MEAN. ?.
- stoplying10
LED Headlights on cars are too bright. Night driving has become a battle zone where my hand is at the ready to turn on my 2015 halogen high beams to blind them for blinding me. Then they hit me with their high beams and I just can't fire back with anything close. I will not stop fighting though!
- When all drivers are blind, a self-driving car is a necessity. It's a conspiracy.rzu-rzu
- Ha!mort_
- totally!Beeswax
- Teslas are particularly bad at this. I was blinded by some Y series cunt whilst in a fucking shop, as she had her headlights beaming into it. Cuntery.Nairn
- So the people that bought the car made them that bright?lemmy_k
- I posted this in "Signs Your Getting Old" thread months ago.fooler
- there's posts about this on Reddit every week. Its a problem everywhere for everyone.HAL9001
- Nothing wins my Multipla's top lights, I've left a few Audidiots with melted corneas!!OBBTKN
- sted6
- reminds me of my last dev job where they outsourced all the creative to IndiaYakuZoku
- Skills issue?grafician
- I like this.palimpsest
- ^lolNairn
- Figmish shit?OBBTKN
- “Don’t be governed by the grid, govern the grid. A grid is like a lion cage – if the trainer stays too long it gets eaten up." -MVjonny_quest_lives
- that being said this makes no sense: https://i.imgur.com/…jonny_quest_lives
- No no, the N should occupy just 4 squaresgrafician
- I can’t even tell what this is for, as in, is it a page or an ad or what?monospaced
- I didn't even recognize this as an N.CyBrainX
- Grids! Where we are going we don't need Grids Marty! What a pox design!sab
- Europeans love it, it stays!utopian
- Just wtf is this?Continuity
- RESPCET!milfhunter
- i don't get it so it must be geniusIanbolton
- Graphic design will save the world right after rock and roll does.neverscared
- i_monk8
Microsoft Teams just prompted me to set a default emoji skin tone.
Anyone who deliberately switches from cartoon yellow deserves a punch in the throat.
- i hate that yellow with a passionhans_glib
- @Hans, that's racist!monospaced
- I'm with hans; I'm pink not yellowOBBTKN
- Once you go black you never go back!
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Mainly because you've built up a friendship network believing you to be something other than a blue-ginger guy.Nairn - we're all simpsonspango
- Agree with monk_niko
- Once you go black...utopian
- I'm going to go punch my Kenyan friend in the throat. Stupid bitch changed hers to black.jagara
- TIL a lot of us are Simpsonists.Continuity
- I'm so beige.stewart
- Nutter3
The guy who crashed his drone into firefighting plane during LA wildfires.
