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- OBBTKN7
LMAO
- lol you saw that on LinkedIn, too, right? That was me making the 'exposure dollars' joke in the comments. :DContinuity
- ^ YesOBBTKN
- My emotional salary begins with some assurance I won't be laid off. Wish me luck.CyBrainX
- Waste of time. Just give me more actual money and I’ll raise my emotions on my own thank you very much.monospaced
- PIZZA PARTY!!!prophetone
- Is emotional salary worth more than exposure dollars?err
- utopian-1
Donkey Punches and BIG Fuck You to YouTube for turning a blind eye to the endless parade of scammers and spammers exploiting the platform with their fake promises, get-rich-quick schemes, and clickbait galore.
- ahahah your youtube profile is so fucked up :D:D:Dsted
- That’s like whining about ads at the back of a shitty magazine.monospaced
- +after subscribing to all the shitty magazines.sted
- Ha Ha!
- Nelson Muntzpalimpsest
- bainbridge0
These apartment buildings popping up everywhere
- They just put up a row of them near my kids school. They look/feel like prison.canoe
- Ramanisky21
Carpenter Bees ...
These Agro little FOCKOS are so annoying this time of year where I live.
- https://www.sideshow…maquito
- Oh man, love the Carpenter Bee! It's the least threatening of all the bees!garbage
- The ones around here are little cuntsRamanisky2
- Ages ago, I had an apt that was a.. mildly infamous party pad. As in house shows and plenty of me going "Who the fuck are you?"garbage
- It was an old slave's quarters in the back of a house, had a shit porch with a tin roof, .2x4 uprights, and a ton of the ol' carpenter bees.garbage
- When they're really drilling, they just honk out the dust. It was a pleasure to watch them snow on uninvited guests.garbage
- The males also have no sting, so the only thing they're hurting is the landlord that you hate.garbage
- Haha but ... What if I’m the landlord?Ramanisky2
- Counterpoint: Your landlord is/was so shit that he's a household name. He'd come by at 6am claiming rent wasn't paid. It always was, for me..garbage
- ..but he apparently scared a bunch of dumb college kids into paying rent twice. He would make his rounds and start banging on doors at the ass-crack of dawn.garbage
- He tried to pull that shit on me, and I answered the door only wearing a pair of American Apparel Baby Rib Briefs. Scared the hell out of him lol.garbage
- "Yeah Fred, let me throw something on and we can go to the bank and prove that you've already cashed my check". Never fucked with me again.garbage
- canoe15
Can't we have an IQ test for members?
This uber idiot thinks people are communists based on the websites they visit.
So I guess when I visit FOX News to get some perspective, that makes me an ignoramus snowflake that never traveled outside my zip code, but somehow leeched a worldly understanding of cultural dynamics and history from the likes of Rush Limbaugh and Tucker Carlson.
- HAHA!! Violent IQ tests for everyone!!
Everybody gets punched in the face FIRST then has to take an IQ test...
... I'll go first!!!PonyBoy - lol, first he wanted me banned. now this. You really are showing your true colorshotroddy
- fox news is as much of a 'fascist' website as cnn or msnbc are communists websites.hotroddy
- You are a danger to you and your country
https://znetwork.org…hotroddy - sorry I thought you were accusing me of visiting Fox news. YOu can get enough perspective by reading history not by idealized Marxist interpretationshotroddy
- Hot Knobby is QBN's very own village idiot, who still doesn't understand the difference between capitalism, socialism and communism.utopian
- Canoe, please don't take the KnobGobbler personally or seriously. The poor old man was dropped on head several times as a child on purpose, he knows no better.utopian
- I don't think Canoe needs any consolation but That's rich coming from a guy who can't write a proper sentence with a predicate and a subject in his biohotroddy
- I promise to take an IQ test if utopian goes back to grammar school N░O░ ░P░R░E░D░I░C░A░T░E I░N░ B░I░Ohotroddy
- Or a maturity testcanoe
- Nothing says I'm not a communist like wanting to get rid of people.palimpsest
- question, is that the website where you got the term 'institutionalized slavery'?hotroddy
- Someone punch me already!PonyBoy
- I've got ya, Pony.Continuity
- https://i.ibb.co/yWK…neverscared
- neverscared, it's like the trump plaza in there. it's be an upgrade for youhotroddy
- utopian, more like Hot Knobby still doesn't understand the difference between capitalism and capitalizationimbecile
- let's not talk economics in a design forum where Utopian can chime in with his GED degreehotroddy
- ░W░O░K░E░W░A░R░R░I ░O░ R░utopian
- @canoe if you can cite a form of slavery that ISN'T institutional then you pass my IQ test.hotroddy
- ffs *thanhotroddy
- you were right the first time derp derpmonospaced
- I promise to take an IQ test if Knobby goes back to grammar school N░O░ ░P░R░E░D░I░C░A░T░E░I... B░I░Outopian
- ░D░E░R░P░D░E░R░P░utopian
- I think the main thing everyone has overlooked is that hotrod is into peggingimbecile
- Fine, I'm wrong Mono. I can admit it.hotroddy
- has qbn ever not had at least one moron stirring shit here? after all these decades its getting boringinteliboy
- 1. Who is the one stirring shit in this case?
2. The shit pheromones get shit poppin'.palimpsest - For a better tomorrowcanoe
- ^ lol, For those craving a real-life MAD MAX experience,hotroddy
- HAHA!! Violent IQ tests for everyone!!
- maquito0
Following Fax_Benson’s... I clip hairs that come out of my ears when I get to see them. Yup, I assume they have to grow long enough to appear in the mirror.
- Electric nose and ear hair clippers, my man.
I have to bust them out twice a week, now.Continuity - Following Fax... I felt like he described half the professors at college... (writing one handed, the other hand sticking a small propeller in nostril)canoe
- I’m discovered one rogue hair a few weeks back that was growing out of my ear lobe ... had to be at least quarter of an inch long.Ramanisky2
- I pluck them.monospaced
- Electric nose and ear hair clippers, my man.
- maquito5
Linkedin bullshit:
“When personal assumptions become invalidated design decisions, business and user experience are in decay.”
Fuck your business and your UX dogs. Imma let you know what this fucking <em>design</em> y’all talking is all bout, bitch.
- Yas!OBBTKN
- LinkedIn is a fucking shit sandwich of entitled cunts with a breathtaking sense of their own fucking importance. Fuck, I hate it.Continuity
- "I'm honoured and humbled to have been chosen as a jury member for this years Lions".
No, you're not humbled. You're a bragging cunt.Continuity - lolmaquito
- https://media.tenor.…neverscared
- Fax_Benson2
Middle-aged-man-breath.
I don't THINK I suffer from it. At least on the regular. But I keep getting stuck next to it. In it. That warm, stale headache inducing odour. Produced by men with untrimmed nose hair who sigh passive-aggressivly through their mouths on trains and in other confined spaces.
- Reminds of cigars, cheap plastic car interiors, next-day beer spill, vague remnants of sick clean-up. Wife over compensates with bad perfume.Fax_Benson
- Well now I'm erect. Thanks?Nairn
- I came three times reading thiscrazyprick
- Old dudes don't give a fuck about oral hygiene, plus they usually drink and slowly rot from the insidecrazyprick
- I think it’s meat stuck between the teeth overnight smell. Floss for fucks sake.monospaced
- Can't floss if all your teeth are calcified into single masses.Nairn
- Damn, that’s a real thing. Yikes. Haha.monospaced
- Signs you’re getting oldthumb_screws
- you carry his essence...keewee
- slow decay of lifePhanLo
- you sound like my girlfriend.milfhunter
- Ramanisky212
- If that happen to me, i'll punch him/her/they/ze/them...ApeRobot
- ^ Straight up Tyson uppercut.Ramanisky2
- If you punch, you'll get in trouble. It's theft, call the police. The little shit has it on video. His parents will take his phone away for a week...rzu-rzu
- ... so the little shit will kill himself. Win.rzu-rzu
- ^
thisApeRobot - I hate these prepubesent morons. I would have thrown the rest of it at him, and if the cops show up "It was just a prank".garbage
- starts and ends with the parents. you kinda have to wonder what sort of bullshit is going on at home... at least I wonder...exador1
- I've got 2 kids... basically grown at this point... 21 and 18... and they NEVER did this kind of shit... would never have occurred to them ...exador1
- but if you aren't paying attention to what they're up to, and gave them access to social media as little kids... this sort of thing is what you get i think...exador1
- As much as you'd like to smack the kid, I think I'd be more in favour of smacking their parents ;)exador1
- @ram - squint your eyes, pretend it's a black kid and you won't be as outraged.hotroddy
- ^ typical right wing, passive aggressive bigotry again.CyBrainX
- I feel you, but at the same time we did dumb shit when we were that age...Salarrue
- Everybody is way too comfortable with doing shit like that and not expect to be punched in the face. Keep it up. See what happens.jagara
- +1 Salarue. I was a bit of a shit at times.
The social media aspect's a bit too toxic thoNairn - Nuke from orbitOBBTKN
- What is it with hardcore bigots and trying to make it out like liberals only focus on white people doing bad shit?monospaced
- Worship the children!kaiyohtee
- Kids suck and shouldn't have the internet. #thereisaiditgarbage
- Ramanisky20
People who park their cars in flat lots like this
- nope - punches for the idiot who thought it'd be a good idea to shorten the length of the parking bay with a planterhans_glib
- haha, you have a point but I see a lot of cars parked like this in regular parking spots.Ramanisky2
- Parked like what? Perfectly in their spot behind the line as expected? Punches for anyone who has a problem with this.monospaced
- I think the point is he parked too far to the left but it's hard to tell in this photo.CyBrainX
- Far left, I knew it!MrT
- Hard to say without context. Some spots are just that small.monospaced
- PonyBoy4
April snowstorms
- Fuck snow in general. Visit once a year, and then fuck off. Where's it snowing?garbage
- 20cm in Montreal in the next 2 days. I just removed the ski roof racks, my life is in shamblesomer
- As soon as you put on extra clothes because it's too cold, it's too cold.CyBrainX
- Lolz @omer!ideaist
- We are about a 4 hour drive south of omer (central new england)—same storm and same accumulation expected. At leas it will be in the high teens (C) starting MonPonyBoy
- Can you film yourself punch snowstorms, and post it here?jagara
- canoe9
People who don't resist to wait longer than 5 seconds to talk about themselves when the conversation has nothing to do with them.
I hate that shit.
You bring up a topic to talk about and the next thing you know you're way down the rabbit hole in one of 'their' stories and you're fighting to find a way to bring the conversation back around to the beginning so you can make your first point, the reason why you started the conversation to begin with.
Be gentlemen. Be interested. Care about others, or at least fucking fake it.
- Comedian Brian Regan did a set on this it’s called the “Me Monster”
http://youtube.com/w…Ramanisky2 - "I have a social fantasy..." lulzcanoe
- Comedian Brian Regan did a set on this it’s called the “Me Monster”
- Ramanisky21
- what a prick. "you don't treat someone like that" while treating someone horrendously. Cancel culture works beautifully on influencers like thisIanbolton
- Christian Burns is his name, I think that lost him all his 'followers'
https://www.youtube.…PhanLo - ^goodRamanisky2
- LOL the last second he says "I just care about people"Projectile
- jagara7
You know what's hard core, dangerous and frightening? Coffee, sparkling water and brewing companies. It's for the death defiant. Fucking cool. The names reflect this.
- Run by murderous biker gangs.jagara
- OK, chief.palimpsest
- "Murder your thirst"jagara
- hahafuturefood
- Prove your masculinity through consumerism!ideaist
- "Quench your sober"Wordsworth
- Bludgeon your bladderFax_Benson
- Shatter your shitterWordsworth
- Rape the drynesscrazyprick
- Bareback Blendutopian
- Lol, had to look them up because that's some name-jacking. They sent some into space with Elon for pathetic promotion.garbage
- But also, there's only one Death Wish, and it is measured in inches, not ounces.garbage
- by bros for bros_niko
- The last one is a joke and it’s pretty funny in my opinion.monospaced
- Name jacking? Death wish is a common phrase and is used all the time for stuff.monospaced
- LISTEN HERE LIB TARD! .....I BUY THESE TO BE TOUGH AND HAVE FLAGS ON MY JEEP. STOP BEING WOKEhydro74
- That said, liquid death sparkling water is actually really good.dyspl
- @mono Have you really never seen Liquid Death? It's in every store and placed on every other podcast desk. Also Deathwish is a legend skateboard company.garbage
- I'm beginning to think you're 80.garbage
- liquid death was a good marketing concept imomilfhunter
- Yeah man, water is so metaljagara
- are these what they served in the gestapo headquarters across europe ?neverscared
- No I’ve not seen liquid death and no it’s not in every store. I come from the birthplace of skateboarding and I’m 44.monospaced
- What I meant was the design of water called death wish is a joke. Not that it isn’t real. Derp.monospaced
- Please fix the racist eyes on the bearded brewbezoar
- It's right by the Gatorade, you can find it in gas stations and any grocery store. Also please tell me you were born in California.garbage
- Because NYC is absolutely not the birthplace of skateboarding.garbage
- try new and improved "Wet Shit".mrAtor
- These comments should all be in the signs your getting old threadletterhead
- Never heard of Liquid Death? The brand is hailed in the ad/marketing world as a case study in successletterhead
- Everything they do for promotion/advertisin... is hilarious
They are on a pace to surpass Monster Energy in valuation
*Shakes fistletterhead - +100 @letterhead re: getting old threadduckseason
- Dangerous Man is actually a pretty solid midwest brewery... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯duckseason
- "Liquid Death is no longer water from the Alps. The water is now bottled at the 3300 Artesian facility in Virginia."crazyprick
- the whole concept was death to plastic right? like these cans are valuable and recyclable unlike the floating garbage heap that plastic bottles are?_niko
- No, the concept was literally to make rock n roll tallboys. "How can we brand sparkling water as 'hardcore'?"garbage
- Double fistAQUTE
- I like Liquid Death as a brand. They make so many things right by just being different than all the other waters. It's a pure marketing showcase and it works.Longcopylover
- (I never drank one tough)Longcopylover
- It's all a way of signaling toughness for people who are so very, very not tough. Yeah, I sip lattes with skulls on them, don't fuck with me.jagara
- CyBrainX2
The coworkers of mine who have to say Good morning on Teams everyday. It sounds like a silly complaint but every time I hear that ping, I think I have to do something. There are 27 of us in the group. If you turn off the alerts on your phone, I think you can relate.
- I had Teams on my phone for a month. Couldn't configure alerts per group, and had one group who did this as well as tagging @everyone.kingsteven
- Turned out I was the only one who was having the issue because 'Why do you have Teams on your phone, Teams is shit on phones'...kingsteven
- I didn't mean this was annoying me on the phone, just that unnecessary phone alerts are annoying.CyBrainX
- You can mute alerts on groups but they do share things I need to see in that group too, so I'm stuck with them.CyBrainX
- i use it every day for work. it's definitely got social media etiquette issues. if you tag @everyone on discord or chat in public channels someones going tokingsteven
- tell you to STFU. on Teams with colleagues thats gonna be a tribunal...kingsteven
- I use Teams on phone so I can turn on the meeting while still in bed and just listen to the meeting. I don't use it with notifications. My computers....ShenanigansTV
- will make a specific beep when someone makes a post I need to pay attention to. So I just lay in bliss until I hear a beep.ShenanigansTV
- ^ That should help but many of the people I need to hear from sometimes are the offenders that also annoy me with "Good morning", reaction gifs and emojis.CyBrainX
- Ramanisky22
Not only is this massive cunt an anti vaxxed but he also claims that the Sandy Hook Mass Shooting was actually a government inside job and that the surviving children and parents of the dead ones are crisis actors.
- Alex Jones listenerNBQ00
- I saw some of this on the news last night. The footage of him being interviewed and the group of them laughing about it was as cringy as it gets.CyBrainX
- Who is this?monospaced
- Aaron RogersCyBrainX
- LA BeastYakuZoku
- doggydoggdog2
- Supreme is such a weird one, I think I was too old to get it. It's empty soulless shite.
Cultural deathPhanLo - Yep never took to it.Wordsworth
- I felt the same confusion and agree it's empty soulless shite.CyBrainX
- Supreme is such a weird one, I think I was too old to get it. It's empty soulless shite.
- nb3
Nike for selling a basic jogging suit $100 to $150 despite it being made of shit materials in a sweatshop
