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- i_monk1
Whoever it was at Microsoft circa 1994 who came up with the My ______ naming scheme for Windows 95.
30 years later every large organization has someone who thinks naming the new employee portal, pension hub, internal message board, etc, My Portal, My Hub, My Messages, is hot shit. And somehow they get it approved before anyone with any sense has a chance to interject.
- OBBTKN-3
Punches for all this corrupt warmongers:
- Give peace a chance.palimpsest
- ^ Yup, but only after the aggressor has been glassed.Continuity
- Fuck off, I live in Eastern Europe
We have front seats at the war and it's not pretty so ANY comments against EU or UKR or whatever are dumbgrafician - Yeah, it must pretty cosy all the way in Spain, away from everything.Continuity
- *must beContinuity
- Btw I was talking to this dumb ass OBBTKN not you Continuitygrafician
- No, no, I know, I was agreeing with you 100%.Continuity
- Europe together strong.
Balkans included.palimpsest - Time to finally pay for something Europe! Your allowance has been cut off!redneck
- @graf, you've no class no a working head, a pity ¯\_(ツ)_/¯OBBTKN
- And to make it clear once and for all, if anyone is against the start of this war, its origins, the Russian invasion, etc., that person is ME.OBBTKN
- I know perfectly well that if there is another scalation, none of these bastards will give a drop of their blood or that of their children... So, fuck them!OBBTKN
- And if you are not able to understand that... well, boy, you have a problem, and a big one!OBBTKN
- Uh ... I think the fact you're missing the point that Russia represents a very really threat to all of Europe and always has indicates the problem is with you.Continuity
- And if you are not able to understand *that* well, boi, you have a problem!palimpsest
- Pali... Who said I don't understand THAT?OBBTKN
- I'm already bored of this topic... you are ABSOLUTELY right. Apologies for living in total ignorance in my paradise in the Western EU.OBBTKN
- I'm just putting a mirror to what you're assuming of all of us in the Western EU paradise.
Give peace a chance, man.palimpsest - This is your post btw, is you're so bored of the topic.palimpsest
- PukeOBBTKN
- Pukin'palimpsest
- bainbridge7
Me, for still googling a woman I was in love with at 19 and haven't talked to since our summer together and we both went back to different colleges.
- Nothing wrong with wondering what people have becomespl33nidoru
- Yeah dude, don't punch urself over this one.bezoar
- is her name Lauren Boebert?_niko
- Mary?monospaced
- Contact her. Get some old love.CyBrainX
- sarahfailin-2
writing "quick question" in an email subject line. you have no idea how quick your question might be, and I'm not going to respond to it any sooner.
- that’s what chat is formonospaced
- ^ No way, man. This is _exactly_ what a 1.5-hour meeting with everyone in the creative department — plus three account people — is for. Even the interns.Continuity
- Even if they're not booked on the project!Continuity
- I hope that this subject line finds you wellutopian
- renderedred1
- what is it?Krassy
- a sports competition with athletes doped up.renderedred
- Lol, founded by one of Peter Thiel's lawyers that took down Gawker. This is a wormhole.garbage
- I like the ideaKrassy
- stoplying10
LED Headlights on cars are too bright. Night driving has become a battle zone where my hand is at the ready to turn on my 2015 halogen high beams to blind them for blinding me. Then they hit me with their high beams and I just can't fire back with anything close. I will not stop fighting though!
- When all drivers are blind, a self-driving car is a necessity. It's a conspiracy.rzu-rzu
- Ha!mort_
- totally!Beeswax
- Teslas are particularly bad at this. I was blinded by some Y series cunt whilst in a fucking shop, as she had her headlights beaming into it. Cuntery.Nairn
- So the people that bought the car made them that bright?lemmy_k
- I posted this in "Signs Your Getting Old" thread months ago.fooler
- there's posts about this on Reddit every week. Its a problem everywhere for everyone.HAL9001
- Nothing wins my Multipla's top lights, I've left a few Audidiots with melted corneas!!OBBTKN
- sted6
- reminds me of my last dev job where they outsourced all the creative to IndiaYakuZoku
- Skills issue?grafician
- I like this.palimpsest
- ^lolNairn
- Figmish shit?OBBTKN
- “Don’t be governed by the grid, govern the grid. A grid is like a lion cage – if the trainer stays too long it gets eaten up." -MVjonny_quest_lives
- that being said this makes no sense: https://i.imgur.com/…jonny_quest_lives
- No no, the N should occupy just 4 squaresgrafician
- I can’t even tell what this is for, as in, is it a page or an ad or what?monospaced
- I didn't even recognize this as an N.CyBrainX
- Grids! Where we are going we don't need Grids Marty! What a pox design!sab
- Europeans love it, it stays!utopian
- Just wtf is this?Continuity
- RESPCET!milfhunter
- i don't get it so it must be geniusIanbolton
- Graphic design will save the world right after rock and roll does.neverscared
- i_monk8
Microsoft Teams just prompted me to set a default emoji skin tone.
Anyone who deliberately switches from cartoon yellow deserves a punch in the throat.
- i hate that yellow with a passionhans_glib
- @Hans, that's racist!monospaced
- I'm with hans; I'm pink not yellowOBBTKN
- Once you go black you never go back!
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Mainly because you've built up a friendship network believing you to be something other than a blue-ginger guy.Nairn - we're all simpsonspango
- Agree with monk_niko
- Once you go black...utopian
- I'm going to go punch my Kenyan friend in the throat. Stupid bitch changed hers to black.jagara
- TIL a lot of us are Simpsonists.Continuity
- I'm so beige.stewart
- Nutter3
The guy who crashed his drone into firefighting plane during LA wildfires.
- Krassy3
Joe Biden has signed with Creative Artists Agency (CAA)
- bainbridge1
Why are some toe boxes in shoes so narrow?
- Because some people have narrow feet ... ?Continuity
- I don't buy shoes
That look likepalimpsest - Bunion moldsYakuZoku
- like...cherub
- YakuZoku0
Hisense TV brand, go fuck yourself.
I usually buy Sony or LG but some bitch at Sam's club was like "buy this piece of shit" she was there promoting the brand, so I bought it. What a fuckin piece of shit, the internet cuts out randomly, like 10 times a day, the audio sucks, when watching Netflix I have the volume at max and can barely hear fuck all, can't adjust aspect ratio from files on my media server so mother fuckers heads are all stretched n shit, fuck you Hisense, I'm delivering this to a landfill tomorrow where it will fuck the earth just like it fucked me for the past 6 months.- Chinese brand, right?Continuity
- YupYakuZoku
- "some bitch" - get out of that habitcanoe
- I guess you can start buying American TVs now that Trump'll tariff the fuck out of everything. What is that, Zenith?_niko
- @canoe https://media2.giphy…YakuZoku
- I'm sticking with Japan or South Korea, my main tv is LG it's great, been using LG well over a decadeYakuZoku
- flol at buying anything branded "hisense"hans_glib
- canoe0
It's been over a week, but since I'm here...
Shared a sample idea with a friend that makes beats, next morning he sends me a track, in the same style music that I make, changes the sample a bit (same words different voice).
Perplexed, I give him the benefit of the doubt and said, "Sounds like its on its way to dopeness, when are we going to work on it?"
He replied, "It's done, your sample was wack, you're too busy with your family, you couldn't have done this."
I told him that's the kind of shit Zuckerberg said when he stole facebook and then I laughed in his fucking face.
He always comes across like he defines what's cool... then steals my shit and says I'm the one overreacting. Tbh, the sample/song is great, and its' fun, but dang, to lose a friend over this kinda shit is just depressing.
- I talked with a Detroit Techno artist here and I was like... does it really matter who you sample... I mean ravers sampled Ronald Reagan and who else knows who.canoe
- He was like... well as long as there isn't any baggage with the person, ya know, like sampling Bill Cosby and R Kelly might not fly these days...canoe
- Make the track you had in mind, don't worry about people who don't worry about youspl33nidoru
- I just thought his whole perspective was crazy - I'm going to steal your idea because the person you sampled is mainstream. That's just some bold shit.canoe
- What do you think?canoe
- No more sharing ideas with him for a start!mort_
- For sure... and the last time I'll talk about music with him. When the dust settled I went through a mental rewind of the last two years of us drinking...canoe
- and working in the studio together and 9/10 times, my idea was wack. Whether it was a Prince sample, a riff, a general idea, an approach to working on a song...canoe
- ...like having a concept (god forbid)... it was always wack and uncool. I've come to the conclusion that he's a weird fucker... can't stand DJs/producers...canoe
- ...with motherfucking attitudes... like this fucker from Ireland that thinks he's Mr Detroit now... and this guy from Canada who lives in Japan who....canoe
- bites from Chicago and Detroit... puts out an album, his first, and signed the copies and sells it like that... like anyone knows who the fuck you are...canoe
- ... and then have the audacity to bitch about EDM artists who are into it for the fame. Spare me.canoe
- thanks spl33 and mortcanoe
- Stomp this shit out quick and address it head on. Fuck a "friend".cannonball1978
- mort_-2
- Oh no, I like FA. What did he do?Akagiyama
- ditto, aka, what happened ?monospaced
- Besides being renowned for his awful treatment of women, I find him not nearly as funny as he seems to think he is.mort_
- You can't just post a picture without a story bruv mort. Need llinks, we need proof to hate, at least 98% of us on QBN do.canoe
- There are far worse accepted celebs than this guy. Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey and his career of ugly faces, Michael Jackson, Tom Cruise. They deserve punches.CyBrainX
- Hit a nerve here lolmort_
- Adam Sandler is a talentless gorp. If any of you don't know what a gorp is... my Dad told me like when I was 16...canoe
- It's a person who sits in the bath and bites his fart bubblescanoe
- I loathe Adam Sandler with every fibre of my being.Continuity
- Watch Uncut Gems @contnuitymort_
- Forget boring Uncut Gems, the cinema gold is over at Hubie Halloweenprophetone
- Fred is a comedic genius. Portlandia is amazing, for one.monospaced
- Post a clip of him being a comic genius.mort_
- https://www.youtube.…Krassy
- Jim Carrey is greatbainbridge
- agreed mort got to get the punches in. he could die tomorrow and the rest of the world would suffer in silent perplexity as the American internet goes full tiltkingsteven
- Norm Macdonald posting clips that aren't remotely funny for 3 months, punches all roundkingsteven
- I like him as an actor, not really into following people I don't know personal livesYakuZoku
- not aware of and scandal. just don't find him funny.pango
- I don’t really care about his private life. I just find him deeply unfunny and kind of passive agressive smug about it.mort_
- Peak whataboutism in the comments!mort_
- Ian Rubbish! The Queen impersonation was funny as well.Salarrue
- Not sure FA is supposed to be funny to start with; he's more quirky and clever than funny. And a talented musician as well.Krassy
- I don't think out-of-touch and unfunny are punchable qualities.garbage
- What’s wrong with Gilligan? Great actor and very funny show.sab
- Portlandia is not even a little funny.cotton
- utopian2
- yesgarbage
- To be fair, he's not famous anymorebainbridge
- who? is this the sidekick from grosse pointe blank?canoe
- Why punches?Morning_star
- is this Robert DeNiro?Krassy
- It's Bono's second cousin Flea's older brother Henry Rollins.utopian
- Akagiyama2
- This is nightmarish. All of it. I legit feel uncomfortable looking at it.mg33
- Just ... what is it supposed to be, anyway? None of this makes any sense.Continuity
