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#dadstiesmatter
- Fuck off you losermonospaced
- guess you dont get dad jokes. they still too complex?********
- learn to "ligthen" up********
- FUCK OFF YOU LOSER. YOU WILL NEVER BE A DAD LIKE ME YOU STUPID INCEL BITCHmonospaced
- congratulations! having a kid is soooo tough. are you totally positive you are the father? eyes definitely look deathboy********
- im pretty fertile. maybe all your dick riding on my comments took a little bit of my spunk back to the misses? #science********
- :)********
- https://www.healthli…deadsperm
- yes, having a kid is tough, and you would never know because you're a lowlife, low skill loser piece of incel shit.monospaced
- and of course I'm the father, you fucking loser. You have no right to be in this thread you cunt of cunts, and never speak about my family againmonospaced
- Wow. Do you guys know each other for real or what?nbq
- Nope. There’s no reason he would even be in an area like the one I live in.monospaced
- only if im lookin for a white boy slave. still that kids eyes look so familiar. u psitive you didnt take my spunk home?********
- Let's say I don't know mo o but he's quite familiar with me through his wife's mouth********
- what a pathetic trollmonospaced
- Hey go baby sit my kid********
- chump********
- webazoot5
My Dad always used to say
"Into each life some rain must fall."
Lovely man, terrible roofer.
- webazoot5
What do you call a magician who has lost all his magic?
Ian.
- scarabin3
Hi cumming, i’m dad
- ********4
- MrT3
A clown held a door open for me yesterday.
It was a nice jester.
- lemmy_k4
What's blue and not heavy?
Light blue.
- lemmy_k4
Why do cows wear bells?
Their horns don't work.
- lemmy_k5
What kind of music do balloons hate?
Pop music.
- lnu7
Just thought of one all by myself:
- What's it called when you can control peoples mind but you don't really care?
- Telapathy
- *stealsNairn
- You may be glad to know that garnered a "Jesus Christ" when I told it earlier.Nairn
- It needs tweaking, "communicate through mind" instead of mind control.
Still gets a chuckle though.palimpsest - "when you can read people's mind, but you don't care what they think"drgs
- what do you call a lazy mind reader?
- A telapathist.Fax_Benson - doesn't work.Fax_Benson
- @lnu bravo!Krassy
- Thank you all! I will work on it a bit :)lnu
- Gardener8
I paid £20 to see Prince live once but I partied like it was £19.99
- Beeswax0
A jewish guy walks into a Taco Bell.
The guy at the register "Hi! jew want a Taco?"
- Krassy5
- haha, I knew this one as a kidmonospaced
- Lol, This meme still kills me every timeGnash
- Gnash, you must be undead :PSellies