dad jokes
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- ********-1
i love kinds but I couldn't eat a whole one!
dad comes out with the worst jokes ever and he's a geordie!!
- smellvetica1
Whenever I am staying at my parents house and I go out into town my dad, without fail, will say...."If your not in bed by ten o'clock son.......come home lad." And he will then preceed to almost break a hip laughing.
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- Jeez I had no idea what this meant the first time I read it but finally got it. Also noticed this was posted 20 years ago!_niko
- rasp2
my dad still likes to make noises / talk like zed from the police academy films.
- pascii0
my dad and i have exactly the same voice. when i lived home and he picked the phone, sometimes my friends started to tell him stories or blame him for coming too late : )
- sexypixel0
hehe, he said his friends blame his dad for cuming too late
- pascii0
my english : ) *sheesh*
- sarahfailin2
- 13yr-old thread? Damn. That's a dad joke right there in itself.chukkaphob
- lemmy_k1
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
You will see one later, and the other in a while.
- zarb0z1
Ever been to a llama picnic?
Alpaca lunch.
- lemmy_k-2
What's brown and sticky?
A stick
- lemmy_k2
Duck walks into a bar and asks got any bread?
Bartender says "no"
Got any bread?
No
Got any bread?
No
Got any bread?
No and if you ask again, I'll nail your bill to the bar.
Got any nails?
No
Got any bread?
- fooler2
What’s the temperature of a Tauntaun?
Luke warm.
- PonyBoy7
What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?
58.
- Who downvotes such dadly masterpiece?Longcopylover
- h8tersmoldero
- its so bad... and its meant to be bad. lolpango
- Morning_star-2
Comic Sans walks into a bar. The barman yells "Get out of here. We don't serve your type."
- SteveJobs3
I tell dad jokes...