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- drgs3
- elahon6
I got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" mixed up.
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
- BusterBoy8
My Dad hates it when we shorten his name to Dick.
Especially since his name is Doug.
- greyandred4
I was arrested by the grammar police for not using a full stop correctly.
I’m now looking at a long sentence.
- It was almost that bad for me. It put me in a comma.CyBrainX
- microkorg12
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"
"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.
- Gardener18
- rootlock-1
In other News: High Times released a scientific study that humans instantly loose weight the first time smoking grass.
The findings contributing factor was "They got lighter now".
- rootlock0
What do Mormon's Call Weed?
sǝuɐſ ʎɹɹɐW :∀
- rootlock0
My mom was so worried about my miracle whip addiction she took me to the Mayo Clinic.
- BuddhaHat5
An ancient Greek walks into a tailor with torn pants...
He puts them on the counter of the store and the tailor looks at them.
"Euripedes?" he asks.
"Yes," says the man. "Eumenides?"
- PonyBoy2
I decided I'm naming my next dog "5 miles" so I'm able to honestly say "I walk 5 miles every day."