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- hans_glib2
- Bill Smith. The fresh prince of delawarenb
- lol @ Mr. BillRamanisky2
- Ramanisky216
- LOLLLLelahon
- wownbq
- dad jokes?sarahfailin
- Too soonNBQ00
- omfg ewContinuity
- flollfuturefood
- LOLYakuZoku
- As a Dad I'd be weary of telling this one!HAYZ1LLLA
- elahon4
- especially not us Canadians!_niko
- Ha I’m gonna try this next time I buy milkRamanisky2
- so weirdkalkal
- where is that called a jug?MrT
- zaq2
- jagara8
- I don't date communists.
- Why?
- Communism is too much of a red flag.
Made by me. Another one!
- This joke is so bad, it's banned from Hop Singsprophetone
- lol prophet_niko
- hydro748
Why can't Barbie get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in another box....
- OoooooooRamanisky2
- Typical dad joke. Made my kids laughjagara
- webazoot2
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?
- Gardener17
What were they shouting as the sniper opened fire?
Donald duck!
- skinny_puppy6
- meh. it should be "refract"....hans_glib
- meh. it should be "subsurface scatter"....imbecile
- So many layers here ... upvoteRamanisky2
- this joke has a dark side toosarahfailin
- Gardener8
Native American tribal leader places his ear to the ground.
With his many years of wisdom he says assuredly "Buffalo come"
I asked, "How can you tell?"
"Face sticky"
- jagara6
- I am the CEO one of the largest Mexican cheese manufacturers.
- Que. So?
Just made this one up. Thank you.
- *ofjagara
- 'K, so?
Would be more "legible".
#hooked on phonics.palimpsest - OK, so? also works.
Oh, queso?palimpsest - Lol. Loved pali's accurate edits.maquito
- But "Que" is Spanish, which adds extra depth to this phenomenal pun.jagara
- 1.Qué didn't work because it's pronounced Keh. 2.When you make a pun in writing you want to use the misdirection and have the reader hear the pun in their head.palimpsest
- But you do you, chief.palimpsest
- The more accurate one is it's being pitched to American Big Cheese, and the response should be inverted:garbage
- "Y que?"garbage
- I, too, am hooked on phonics.Continuity
- @garbage
You're gonna have to explain that one, champ. Because eye know compren-day.palimpsest - To quiero Taco Bell. Run for the border.monospaced
- mmmKay. So?wagshaft
- It's the common expression for "So what?" Kraft wouldn't give two shits about the CEO of a large Mexican cheese manufacturer. I didn't say it was funny.garbage
- @mono there is no "to" personal pronoun. "Tengo ni el tiempo ni los crayones", as the saying goes.garbage
- (That I probably butchered, but that was what one of my profesoras would mutter when I wasn't getting something)garbage
- LOL
So you were just flaunting your Spanish.palimpsest - Si, siempre. Estoy muy.. rusty?garbage
- I am glad this content sparked relevant debates and exchanges.jagara