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- Squiddy2
A lion would never drive under the influence.
But a Tiger Wood.
- CyBrainX16
I only believe in 12.5% of gods.
I'm an eighthiest.
- slappy1
I asked the librarian where the self-help books were.
She said that would defeat the purpose.
- jagara5
For the first two times going to the bathroom in Ireland, I just had a pee.
But now it's about to be the turd time.
- _niko5
Made this one up yesterday while I was driving with my son.
What do you call a martial arts free introductory lesson promotion?
Try Kwon Do
- Ianbolton17
I got my step ladder out the other day. It always makes me a bit upset.
I never knew my real ladder.
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- Get out.Continuity
- lol! 8===@~ ~ ~
Nice one.falcadia - https://i.haasie.com…Akagiyama
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- Imagine my joy when my wife asked if I'd seen the step ladder and I had this one in the chamber.mort_
- When's the first divorce hearing, mort?Continuity
- Heh heh, she’s heard worse!mort_
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