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- rootlock1
I was going to move on with life and get one of those roof-top tents for my truck. Then I thought about the ladder.
- Morning_star7
I asked my surgeon if i could administer my own anaesthetic.
He sad "Sure, knock yourself out."
- MrT4
Who stole all of Batman's crypto?
ETH Ledger.
- slappy1
What are kidnappers' favorite type of shoes?
White Vans
- lemmy_k7
Where do you get virgin wool?
From ugly sheep
- lemmy_k9
I told my doctor I couldn't stop singing Tom Jones.
He said it's not unusual.
- BuddhaHat5
I met a girl who runs a battery kiosk at the local park.
She sells C cells by the seesaw.
- scarabin0
What did the lord of darkness get when he ate too many candy bars?
Diabletes
- PonyBoy4
what's the difference between a rhino and a zippo?
a zippo is a little lighter
- Nairn14
- stoplying1
What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the closet?
- stoplying2
What did the bra say to the hat?