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- Akagiyama7
7 letter word for 'constipation'
Starts with N and ends with N
NNNNNNN!!!
- BuddhaHat5
How does a non-binary samurai kill people?
They/them
- Chimp2
Why can’t Russia get anywhere in the war? Because they keep on loosing their Kharkivs.
- Nairn10
- Don’t forget about their cousin SkiddChimp
- Most folks aren't aware that they also had a gimpy-handed little brother named Stevie that they affectionately nicknamed "Claw"PonyBoy
- He also had a cousin that unfortunately got caught up in the seedy underworld and developed an addition. His name was "Track"elahon
- lemmy_k1
What do you give the cannibal that's late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
- Krassy4
Last week my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.
- Krassy3
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
- Krassy3
Someone removed the fifth month on all my calendars....I'm dismayed!
- Krassy11
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
- vKrassy
- They're both Paris sites.Krassy
- nice oneshapesalad
- Telling my daughter this, so she can think i'm more ancient and dying than she already thinks lolnecromation
- say "flol", she'll think you're hipgarbage
- jagara5
Why was the pancake denied access to the playground?
He's a bit of a crêpe.
Made that one up by myself. Give me proper credit.
- Morning_star2
Bravo Jagara! On a similar theme....
What is a pancakes favourite Radiohead song.
Crêpe.
- oey_oey3
Bloods vs Crêpes
- Morning_star4
So this pancake walks into a bar and announces loudly, "I am the new King of England and i've just made super-hot love with Helen of Troy."
A confused onlooker turns to the barman and asks "Is he for real?"
Barkeep replies "Nah, he's just talking Crêpe"
- PonyBoy0
What did the Algebra book say to the Geometry book?
"Dude... We got problems."