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- BusterBoy1
How can you tell an Olympic Airways plane?
It's the one with hair under the wings.
boomtish.mp3
- ShenanigansTV1
You ever hear the one about the General Store?
I'll try to tell it without getting too specific.
- jagara5
What do you call Lionel Richie-themed muslim butcher shop?
Halal, is it meat you're looking for?
- Morning_star7
Half way through a job interview the interviewer asks “So Bob, how well do you perform under pressure?”
Bob replies “Not too well I’m afraid... but I do a brilliant Bohemian Rhapsody”
- PonyBoy0
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ah.
Ah who?
Werewolves of London.- My son HATES this song because I sing along. I cant wait to tell him this.lemmy_k
- makes me think of the Larry Sanders showFax_Benson
- palimpsest1
- What happened to Stalin when he took Economics?
- He got terrible marks.
- PonyBoy4
I saw Mozart leaving the opera house... I shouted "Wolfgang! Wolfgang!!" He ignored me... and was instantly eaten by a gang of wolves.
- rootlock-1
In other news Hasbro Rolls out "Pat" ato no Head.
- rootlock-2