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- rootlock-6
- microkorg9
Was reading a kids book with our eldest (4) and it's going through what different baby animals are called and I made up a joke that she now thinks is the funniest thing ever and has been telling everyone who will listen....
Q:What's a baby Owl called?
A: An Owlet!Q: What's a baby Hedgehog called?
A: A Hoglet!Q: What's a baby Pig called?
A: A Piglet!Q: What's a baby Toy called?...........
- It's quite a good joke, I have to agree to your eldest!SimonFFM
- rootlock-3
In other news. Dr Seuss has decided to rhythm everything with Pat.
- Krassy12
- PonyBoy1
What’s Nancy Pelosi's favorite flavor of ice cream?
peach mint
I know cuz I can’t count how many times I heard her say: "mmm peach mint".
- doesn't need the explanationmonospaced
- ^had to read it three times before he got itPonyBoy
- I've never heard of peach mint as an actual ice cream flavor.BK
- sorry you believe it's so clever it is difficult to grasp ... yikesmonospaced
- still trying to figure it out... huh, mono? <3PonyBoy
- Morning_star2
I was on my way to work this morning and the route I walk takes me through a cemetery. All of a sudden, a man pops up from behind a grave stone. Slightly shocked I blurt out “Morning Sir’. He takes a moment, looks in my direction and responds “Nah mate, just taking a shit”.
- slappy4
Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped from jail?
He’s a small medium at large..
- kalkal1
A recent survey of aliens has revealed an astonishing result, as it turns out, on checking out reviews of the solar system, they found we only had one star.
- monospaced3
Male bees die after mating.
That's basically their life.
Honey. Nut. Cheerio.
(saw this on Facebook; apologies if already posted).
- ********1
- stoplying2
Hear about the kidnapping at school?
It's okay, he woke up.