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  • Gnash4
  • YakuZoku47

    Upvote Money Fuckey for much riches in 7 days

  • jagara13

    Social media is genital herpes on humanity. We live with it, but it's never going away. I fucking want to live in 1993 again.

    • If i still had the DeLorean, I'd be outta here.jagara
    • QBN excluded, of course.jagara
    • Have some faith in Elon. He’s trying to kill it.monospaced
    • I'd be happier with 2003.Nairn
    • Old man prefers time period when he was young. What an origin story
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    • *an original story. Goddamn auto core wrecked
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    • He’s not wrong though. SM is making people into shit.monospaced
    • Humans can't handle it.jagara
    • Extremist idiots all across the political spectrum used to hand out leaflets that people threw away. Now they have a global outreach! Great!jagara
    • bring back macromedia flashpablo28
    • That’s nothing compared to what it’s done to the young adult psyche, globally. It’s disgusting and shameful.monospaced
    • I can’t imagine what it would be like being a teenager with social media. Fuck that. Give me the 90s backmonospaced
    • @monospaced I agree.jagara
    • Bring back polio!palimpsest
    • 1979 was an amazing year, honestGardener
    • Fire up the flux capacitor. I'll mee you there.jagara
    • 1939palimpsest
  • SimonFFM11

    Credit card bills are strange. 40$ for Lisa Lunel. My wife asks if I bought porn.

    It was a toll booth in the south of France.

    • Lisa Lunel only fans is hot_niko
    • That’s an odd place to buy porn but hey you do you
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    • "buy it? i am the one who makes it."imbecile
    • Lol like Simon needs to buy porn...futurefood
    • "toll booth in the south of France" is a great catch-all. I'll start using that one toomisterhow
    • I’ve had few women, BUT none better than Lisa Lunel.ideaist
    • $40 toll booth?i_monk
    • Now, you got me thinking. It was probably a gas station in the village "Lunel". Who calls their gas station "Lisa"?SimonFFM
    • I found she is not as good as Lisa Tunnel! :Psab
  • oey_oey8

    Today I had the evaluation of my test time (6 months) on the job.
    I was informed they would let me go...

    This came as a surprise and very unexpectedly, specially because I kept on asking for feedback and it was never negative.

    The main reason being that my partner is expecting our second child and everything what it my involved that can affect the company.

    There's more to it, minor stuff that aren't even true but by law they don't even really need a reason for not keeping me.

    Thing is I really enjoy the work, would love to stay in the company and wanted to ask for an increase of working hours.

    I have bills to pay and this came with a month notice...

    • "and everything what i may involved with it that can affect the company"oey_oey
    • like uncertainty of time I wil take for parental leave. I was asked 2 weeks ago and I said I would take four months in the first year.oey_oey
    • and maybe three months in the second year. I have right to three years.oey_oey
    • damnYakuZoku
    • Was this that awesome archivist gig?Gnash
    • Untrue accusations?monospaced
    • those parental rights seem amazing, what country?epigraph
    • Paternal leave isn’t guaranteed in most countries. So much for equality, eh? Godspeed @oey_oey you’ll be okay in time.ideaist
    • capitalismd_gitale
    • That sucks man. But something bigger and better is out there_niko
    • In the US paternal leave was basically me using up my vacation time so I could help with newborn twins!evilpeacock
    • sorry to hear that oey_oey, hope you find something else soonNutter
    • Also sorry to hear, oey. This, sadly happens a shit-load in Germany. Especially with foreigners. Ask me how I know.Continuity
    • I was in doubt whether to give you an upvote or not :(

      Stay strong!
      OBBTKN
    • You want to work 70% of the time over the next 2 years. That's a very nice deal for you. Not for the company.canoe
    • ^ I see where you getting at but no. My partner has minus hours in her job so I can receive 950€ for 20 hours of specialized work.oey_oey
    • My kid goes 9 hours to the kindergarten and stands up at 5am for it so I can do this job.oey_oey
    • I have the right to take 3 years parental leave and I want to take max of 9 months over a period of 3 years because the money I would receive is peanuts.oey_oey
    • I will not receive 100% of the money in this 70% of time. Besides, I didn't need to say anything to them and I did so we could plan together.oey_oey
    • @mono yes, for example like using something regularly to scan old documents when actually my coworkers admire me for the fact I don't use it at all.oey_oey
    • I was criticized for using a function in the software without asking. when all other functions that I asked about the reply was: obviously. it's there to use.oey_oey
    • I really don't want into so many details. or write so much about it honestly. I'm going to contact the workers association to ask about wrongful end of contractoey_oey
    • @oey There's a Betriebsrat where you work? Well, that's already a bad sign that the place is a shit hole.Continuity
    • yes, they have a Mitarbeiter Versammlungoey_oey
    • lol so you went and started using old gear nobody uses and that upset them?monospaced
  • PonyBoy2

    I took this last evening walking into my local walmart...

  • ephix0

    Does anyone know what happened to Son?

    https://www.qbn.com/son/

    • his dad found him?pango
    • He was an insufferable cunt, and got shit-canned?Continuity
    • Smashing it for Spurs.robthelad
    • he posted racist shit all the time. terrible stuff.sarahfailin
    • fair enoughephix
    • He was back for a bit under a different namethumb_screws
    • ^ under several. I suppose he had a whole library of them, just in case.Continuity
  • i_monk4

    Trace amounts of asbestos in the popcorn ceiling. Not a real concern, but waiting for the results have delayed renos by a week now.

    • Aren’t you in a fairly new condo?Gnash
    • No, a 1983 build.i_monk
    • Fucking greedy companies and bought congress still using asbestos 20 years after they found out it kills people.utopian
    • tbf. it's probably canadian gov and canadian asbestospango
  • oey_oey9

    Thanks everybody for the kind words and support.
    Yes, the job digitalizing archives and architecture plans and other interesting and also boring stuff.
    Was actually very happy specially working with architecture stuff from 1800 to 1940.
    Lots of Art Noveau and Art Deco lettering, DDR logos and some swastikas too.

  • Gardener12

    Took a special tour of a secret nuclear fall-out shelter earlier today. I am friends with one of the guys fixing it up for folks to come and visit it sometime in the future, so had the chance to take some pics to show you what's under Dundee that most folks don't know about.

    This is what the building looked like before being demolished in the early 90's. The Royal Observer Corps were in charge of keeping an eye on the nuclear threat to Scotland and the UK. All that's left above ground is this doorway on a housing estate, the labyrinth underground has dozens of rooms and 2 levels.


    I was warned DON'T TOUCH THIS!

    Smells nice in here.

    The hotline to The Police.

    Which sets off this siren if you muck about with it.


    Bomb power indicator, handy.


    Early computer technology to work out casualties.

    They look like little nuclear bombs but the red ones are other bunkers (now closed off) the green ones are the only ones people are allowed in. The rest of UK looks like this.


    Fall-out chart.


    I was relieved to leave to be honest, it's very claustrophobic down there.

    • Very coolYakuZoku
    • https://www.youtube.…Gardener
    • Love it, thanks for sharing.OBBTKN
    • so... did you touch it?pango
    • NO as I was warned not to, I'm good like thatGardener
    • This is so rad, pun intended. An apt I had in Birmingham (AL) had an old fallout shelter, but it was just a gutted out, multi floor dirt basement..garbage
    • ..where the boiler room used to be. The only thing left was ancient homeless camps, Metallica tapes, and a stack of Cold War era sanitary pads.garbage
    • cool looking maps!milfhunter
    • not too sure about the map - there's another underground shelter (which the public are allowed in) south of st andrews not marked on that maphans_glib
    • The Glistertbgoodwillie
    • i dunno man... by putting a sign there telling me not to touch it is like challenging me to touch it.pango
  • oey_oey3

    Lisa Lunel Licks Lyon vs Debby Does Dallas

    • Dis or dat thread
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    • ^ you're right sorryoey_oey
    • Or maybe Idle Thoughts?Continuity
  • NBQ00-7

    The money upvoting worked. I got an extra $2k this week. Thanks! We should do it more often :)

    • Why the downvotes? You should be happy that it works.NBQ00
  • ArchitectofFate13

    3 years 2 months 8 days, last day at the agency.

    fuck this biz

    • Congrats ;)OBBTKN
    • Upwards.

      Onwards.
      ideaist
    • People still work in Advertising agencies. Damn.grafician
    • so, what u gonna do next?milfhunter
    • What makes you think that there's no such thing as working for or at an agency?canoe
    • for some reason he thinks all design is inferior to product designmonospaced
    • grafician don't be a little snobNBQ00
    • Well, on a positive note, the 19 year old taking over your job is REALLY good at PROMPTS and watching Figma tutorials..hydro74
    • jokes aside, that sucks, hope you land a bigger and better gig!hydro74
  • jagara1

    So, apparently potato drink is the newest dairy alternative.

    • ughmonospaced
    • Apparently pretty good (haven't tried). I mean, oat drink works great in coffee, IMOjagara
    • NEW! Wood milk!jagara
    • PukeOBBTKN
    • Oat juice? Why?monospaced
    • Carb drankYakuZoku
    • Let it ferment and you've got a White Russian.Fax_Benson
    • *gets excited in Scottish*Nairn
    • cool design. will try drink.Krassy
    • Potato Water is Vodka...hydro74
    • barfsab
    • @jagara thats your opinion.milfhunter
    • @milfhunter it is! What an astute observation.jagara
    • I'm not vegan and/or opposed to dairy, btw. I like milk too. Oat milk is good, though. And it keeps fresh much longer than milk.jagara
    • Again, opinion :)jagara
    • Had look into this. Apparently potato is one of the last protein isolates that appeared. No idea how it tastes but we've used it in one recipe.maikel
    • the alpro oat milk is bitter and oatly separates too easily but there are a couple of brands that get it right and (opinion) better than cows milkkingsteven
    • Almond > Soy > Cow > Rice. Them's the pecking orders. Potato is for vodka.garbage
    • lol hydro already called out potato for what it is.garbage
    • LOL @ hydro74Krassy
    • oat juice that's better at being milk than milk? lolmonospaced
    • @king Oatly is the brand you're thinking of. Real popular in high-end coffee chains.garbage
    • this is the good one that's in most shops here, wasn't sure how known it was but seems its a US brand https://www.califiaf…kingsteven
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    I think I’m going to stop tipping food delivery guys.

    Reasons:

    - they drive wildly dangerously and rudely (in my neighborhood, it’s out of control.) Fuckers are driving gas-powered vespas down narrow sidewalks where kids are walking, it’s insane. Totally ignoring traffic laws and also ignoring common courtesy like don’t drive on the fucking sidewalk. Sheesh.

    - it’s too easy of a job to deserve a tip. I see these guys getting stoned at work all the time lol. They don’t even have to talk, it’s just driving around, pick up and hand off

    - in my limited experience they’re super rude, they don’t give a fuck about anyone around them.

    - the delivery apps already gouge the restaurants and charge me an extra fee for delivery on top

    - the delivery apps automate payment amounts and if we all tip, we’re only subsidizing these tech companies. (In other words, the tech companies will eventually pay more to the drivers if you don’t tip, or they’ll go out of business.)

    - there are plenty of needy people in my neighborhood and city. I’m going to donate my tips instead

    Thoughts? Discuss. Am I evil? I don’t think so.

    • Cook your food, problem solvedOBBTKN
    • I still have to walk around my neighborhood and dodge these maniacs
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    • I mean, yeah you’re not wrong. But I’m still gonna complain!
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    • gas powered maniacs!Hayoth
    • The electric ones are bad too. But the gas powered are heavier. Basically motorcycles
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    • no hayoth! you're supposed to say "communist manic!"pango
    • https://www.kvue.com…imbecile
    • I live near chinatown and will order over the phone and walk to avoid food delivery altogether. Significant markup for shit service and cold food.BuddhaHat
    • Def, pickup is the best
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    • Cooking at home is the best but I can’t make pizza or soup dumplings or shawarma or pho or many things as good as the pros
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    • you can do anything! just believe in yourself!pango
    • look at this golden retriever!
      https://i.imgur.com/…
      pango
    • costco has soup dumplings. they aren't the best but they are ok in a pinch. also wait up, you're ordering soup dumplings delivered? I can't imagine they would..ephix
    • ... be any good. I'm assuming you mean xiao long bao?ephix
    • No you’re right. I just go to the soup dumpling place and eat there. But, I did find a pho place that delivers the beef raw on the side which is perfect!
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    • Pretty sure delivering raw beef is illegal but it’s def the secret to pho delivery so who is dumb enough to report them
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    • lol pango that's one motivational doggo :DBuddhaHat
    • Rather than stiff the driver, why no stop ordering deliveryrobotinc
    • I've never tipped a delivery driver, then again I'm not in the US.sab
    • stop the tipping culture! it's allowing people to be paid below minimum wagepango
    • Gov should make riders be registered. Or the companies could push it themselves. Wouldnt be a BIG job to have riders numbers on the backmicrokorg
    • of their huge bags. a number that makes them accountable and reportable for bad riding.microkorg
    • report their licence plate to the police?
      it's numbers on their back.
      pango
    • Call the NYPD? Luuulz. They only get involved if they think there’s a chance to crack some skulls
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    • Fuck the tip system in general.milfhunter
    • I would never trust any delivery people with my food nowadays. Pickup or cook at homestoplying
  • ephix6

    I just won best dressed in the Melbourne Cup celebrations in our office 90% full of women. I wore pants with flames on them lol.

  • canoe0

    AI:

    The psychology behind why someone might continue to engage in an online community where they are not liked or even face hostility can be complex and varies from person to person. Several factors may contribute to such behavior:

    Need for Attention: Some individuals thrive on attention, whether it's positive or negative. They may continue to participate in the community because they enjoy the spotlight and don't mind the negative feedback as long as they receive attention.

    Lack of Alternative Social Outlets: Online communities often become a significant part of a person's social life. Someone might return to a community where they are not well-liked because they lack alternative social outlets and are trying to fulfill their social needs.

    Resistance to Conformity: Some individuals may be intentionally non-conformist and resist the expectations of the community. They may take pleasure in going against the grain and provoking reactions.

    Psychological Issues: In some cases, individuals who exhibit rude or antagonistic behavior may have underlying psychological issues or difficulties in interpersonal relationships. The online community could be an outlet for them to express frustration, anger, or other emotions.

    Desire for Change: Some individuals may genuinely want to change or improve their behavior and reputation within the community. They may continue participating in the hope that they can mend their relationships or learn from their mistakes.

    Lack of Awareness: Not everyone accurately perceives or acknowledges how others feel about them. Some members might be unaware of the extent to which they are disliked.

    Escapism: People may use online communities as a form of escapism from their real-life problems or stressors. Returning to the community may offer a temporary escape or distraction from their offline issues.

    • "let's see how clean Japan is after allowing 3 million undocumented uneducated, unskilled latin immigrants." - imbecilecanoe
    • Actually that was hotroddycanoe
    • How do we purge racists from QBN?canoe
    • remove qbnimbecile
    • Anyone in particular you mean?Ianbolton
    • We always had annoying twats like hedge and a few other QBN legends, but it wasn't because they were racist/bigots.canoe
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  • monospaced0

    Where's the share work in progress thread?

  • Gardener2

    Having a big record clear-out for Xmas in Dundee at The Caird Hall record fair this Sunday 12th. I'm getting rid of loads of my old classic rock albums, Jackson Browne, Joni Mitchell, Van Morrison, Eric Clapton etc and hundreds more LP's all £5 each, get there early! There's a FB page about it.

    https://www.facebook.com/events/…

    • * this LP is NOT one of themGardener
    • are they in decent nick?hans_glib
    • of course, quality control is strong with meGardener
    • if i can persudae the wife (unlikely) i'll be there, hoping it's more than just dreary old classic rock... tho jackson browne might swing it for herhans_glib