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  • Gardener1

    I picked up a whole load of mid 70's rock vinyl this week and an album by Little Feat was in the pile and tbh they have completely passed my audio radar over the years but... holy shit, they are fantastic!! I cannot believe I've missed all their stuff all this time. Maybe it's just my age haha but now I am really in the Feat Zone and have their entire back cat to catch up on.

    • One of their tracks was sampled a lot in the late eighties era of hip-hopstoplying
  • scarabin8

    I accidentally took two amoxicillin instead of one just now. Googled to see if i’m gonna die.

    Apparently i may experience:

    Unexplained bruising or bleeding
    Heavy menstrual periods
    Black, tarry stools
    Bloody nose
    Body swelling
    Yellow eyes
    Discoloration of the teeth
    Black, hairy tongue
    Blistering, peeling, or loosening of the skin

    So i just wanted to say goodbye before i turn into a swollen monster with peeling skin and hairy tongue bleeding out of every orifice

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    • Okay. You just need Oculus glasses, a full haptic suit and various teledildonic devices. So does everyone else for this to work. Yeah, 4-5 years tops.jagara
    • fun for 5 minpango
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    What's up with people talking about horoscopes and signs?

    • What's up with general superstition?jagara
    • And what's the deal with prostitution?
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    • $50 /hrpango
    • less expensive than an hour fortune telling?uan
    • damn.... how much is fortune telling?pango
    • I checked for actual prices, my research result: £127 for an houruan
    • And what's the deal with airplane food?
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    • airplane food? kosher meal checkbox -> you get more and better for the same price.uan
  • jagara3

    Could'nt two cameras on each side of the screen (circa eye height instead of up top), combine an image that would result in an illusion of eye contact during video calls? Possibly combined with some eye/face tracking trickery?

    Eye contact during video calls would really make a huge difference, at least for me. It's a weird experience, when you have a concersations with someone always looking down.

  • colin_s40

    haven't been around these parts in a while.

    ten weeks ago i was brought to a psych ward for detox & suicidal intent. after sobering up was diagnosed as bipolar 2, which is an extended major depression followed by hypermanic episodes lasting 4-7 days. provided a lot of clarity on the past 20 years of life.

    spent the last two months inpatient at a psych facility dealing with SI (suicidal ideation), alcoholism and mental health. finally thinking i can face the world again, just got a 60 day chip and whatnot, will be returning to life & attempting to live.

    then i just found a bump on my back has turned into a large painful something or other that could certainly be cancerous but fingers crossed that it isn't.

    so suffice to say life has been interesting / it's been a long year.

    • welcome back!uan
    • Woahhh!! Good luck and welcome back!OBBTKN
    • LA is a tough town. Stay in the game!hotroddy
    • and at least your not wishing for cancer which is a good state to be in mentally.hotroddy
    • Hope it's just a cyst.
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    • Great to hear, Colin. Hang in thereGnash
    • Did they give you those weird socks?scarabin
    • Good to have you back, sir!scarabin
    • Hang in there, dude, and surround yourself with only good people
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    • Holy shit, hang in there brother.garbage
    • @all thanks for the kind responses. trying to get used to talking about this shit, figured here was a good place to try it out.colin_s
    • @scarabin yah, took shoelaces and belt etccolin_s
    • We don't know each other but I am glad you are back. Feel free to talk whenever you wish. Not everyone is an asshole or troll here.Longcopylover
    • Talking about is good to do. Glad you had the courage to do it. One day at a timeGnash
    • You fucking rule dude. Another outlet could be talk therapy.mort_
    • What a crazy year it has been for you. I'm glad that you're on the mend. Stay positive, cheers mate.utopian
    • Stay STRONG, I am here for you as well.BonSeff
    • one day at a time mate - take care_me_
    • Take care manthumb_screws
    • 2 months in a psych ward and QBN is where you come back to? braveautoflavour
    • Glad things are looking up for you!boobs
    • all the best, try to focus on all that great work you do if you can (I know it's hard in tough times).fadein11
    • <3PonyBoy
    • Hope you are okay brother; tough times for all.

      XO
      ideaist
    • Fucking hell Colin. Thoughts are with you mate and I know we all have our tough moments, but that's deep shit. Stick in there palIanbolton
    • Courage to you, Colin. Welcome back!stoplying
    • Check your email.garbage
    • I've gotten real close to this point on more than one occasion, I'm glad you got through it colin, stay strong.BuddhaHat
    • That's tough. All the best, colin_s.Fax_Benson
    • Goodness. Good luck mate, hope you are beginning to see the light, I missed your adventures on Instagram. Be strong, you CAN do it!!Hayzilla
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    My company's HR provider accidentally paid me a $3000 bonus that they weren't supposed to.

    Am I entitled to this money under USA law?

    Can anyone point me in the direction of the law that would cover me keeping this money as my employer's mistake? Or do they have the right to withdraw it from my bank account?

    • Nevermind, I googled this. They legally can take it back. :(
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    • Hookers and coc... Ouch! Sorry, didn't see your prev. note ;)OBBTKN
    • buy bitcoin with it, then borrow $3k against it, give to work, then pay back interest with the appreciation in btc, pocketing the difference.shapesalad
    • It’s true I do have $3k to gamble with for a month
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  • 5timuli1

    Over the last year or so I;ve noticed that I type a semicolon rather than an apostrophe every fucking time that I;ve basically given up editing it out.

    Is it just me? Did Apple or whoever change their keyboard dimension Amelie-style just to fuck with people?

    • Probably your finger and hand muscles are getting tighter in your old age. Nothing to be ashamed of, just a signs your getting old thread
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    New client is offering me $30,000 to do a project for a month but I'm not happy with their ideas creative direction.

    Do I suck it up and take the money or do I push for what I think is the better idea?

    • you tell them they suck! and flip the table at them.pango
    • 30k US$?? Suck and be quietOBBTKN
    • tell them a joke?shapesalad
    • Meet with them then shit on the floor.palimpsest
    • i thought the qbn way was to shit in their fridge? or is this just another sign of the general decline in standards of this place?hans_glib
    • LOL. I was trying to be polite.palimpsest
    • Start suckingscarabin
    • Nope. Not worth it.cannonball1978
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    Now of course humour is very subjective but there’s a sufficient gap in people’s ability to create it that I’ve been thinking about this lately. I don’t think being funny is (entirely?) innate and I would like to hear what you guys think on how a sense of humour is developed. What is it that makes funny people have funny thoughts/ideas pop into their head so easily?

    • 'Funny' is subjective, which is why there are lots of comedians with wildly different styles. Humour is essentially a defence mechanism and changes...Morning_star
    • ..depending on the situation and audience. What and who I find funny will not be the same for you, much like music.Morning_star
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    I’m getting back to basics.

    Looking for resources on how to visualize research. Basic tutorials are fine, samples, anything that can help me take an “insight” and convert it into a useful graphic.

    I look around for this but mostly find examples of “beautiful” charts. I don’t need that, I know how to make a chart beautiful. What I need to get better at is building the basic structure of a chart. Which chart to use? How to represent data graphically?

    In grade school I learned when to use a bar or line chart and when to use a pie chart. That’s fine for science class. What I want is more like what you see in the business consulting space.

    Got any good articles or tutorials?

  • sted3

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    • I ran into this image like 5 times here today and every time I chuckleGuyFawkes
    • I'm not even a trekyGuyFawkes
  • kingsteven6

    fucking LOL tape

    • haha. I literally just saw this on imgur and was about to post :)Nairn
    • Banned by COP26shapesalad
    • Wow can finally fix the crack in my lolcube
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    • hah @nairn, it's my photo so that would have been nuts.kingsteven
    • You're kidding me?! Did you put it out in the open in user submitted?? I was doing my daily charity trawl there athe time! )Nairn
    • damnit, I wish I'd not dawdled and just posted it - would've fucked with your noodle if it'd gone up before you'd had a chance to post here :)Nairn
    • where can i buy a new lol cube? mine imploded on itself.sarahfailin
    • Ha, I was walking the dog when I uploaded it and couldn't figure out how to get the image address on my phonekingsteven
    • ... so there was a potential half hour for shenanigans there. Fucking LOL tape indeedkingsteven
    • also https://imgur.com/a/…kingsteven
    • LOL TapeBennn
  • wagshaft2

    Mini Rant...

    Drive by shooting right in front of my house last night. Car was shooting at my neighbor's house. History of trouble with that family.

    This hasn't been the only shooting around the neighborhood this year. We've heard shots a few times since 2020. Plus my kids and wife were at a nearby park a few years previous, when a shooting occurred pretty close to them (5pm on a sunday with a park full of families. WTF!).

    I love my neighborhood, and living the urban life, walking distance to great food and shops, but I have kids, and this shit is getting to be ridiculous. But moving, selling and buying a house, is a stress I don't want to add.

    In a weird way, I've been around this stuff most of my life (living in San Francisco, Oakland and berkeley), so it's almost acceptable in my head. But should it be?

    • NoOBBTKN
    • Texas?PhanLo
    • Portland Oregonwagshaft
    • Try living in Europe to realise the insanity of living in the USA with a population better armed than a 3rd world country.shapesalad
    • SF to Europe wouldn't be so bad a move.PhanLo
    • I can’t even sleep at night without the sound of gunshots and helicoptersscarabin
    • Imagine thinking that all of the USA is anything remotely like this.monospaced
    • When I was 9 somebody got shot in the parking lot behind my building. We heard: "You kilt my brother", more shots then sirens. Good times.palimpsest
    • This was in a new apartment right in front of my school after we got evicted from the previous one.palimpsest
    • Sounds sketchy. GTFO!dbloc
    • Back in SF I was stopped at an intersection when the car behind me unloaded on the people at the bus stop on my right, I hit the gas quick and was out...GuyFawkes
    • I felt jacked on adrenaline, then I got home 1 block away, nd as soon as I walked into my house, I hugged my wife and started crying out of nowhereGuyFawkes
    • The US is nuts, and this is coming from a guy who lives in Sinaloa, ya'll gotta change shit up there.GuyFawkes
    • I've had my best friend murdered by gun violence as well. It's crazy that this shit is normal. There's a definitive GTFO impulse that is bubbling up.wagshaft
    • What the fuck! I live in Brooklyn and it feels safe AF
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    • My friend was killed when I lived in Oakland. I'm in a new town now, but with similar problems it seems.wagshaft
    • Juss wakin' up in tha mornnin', gotta thank God
      I don't know but today seems kinda odd
      No barkin' from the dog, no smog
      And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
      _niko
    • Did you have to use your AK Niko? If you didn't, that's a good day.PhanLo
    • Did mama make breakfast w/ no hog?GuyFawkes
    • I was pushed to the ground at gunpoint and robbed in San Francisco.monospaced
    • This is nuts. I've been robbed at knife point or just punched, but never seen a gun here on the UK streets.Ianbolton
    • @ian, we had armed response police to a neighbour over the road who was obviously a dealer, had no idea (I would have purchased off him)fadein11
    • incredible watching them with their automatics on a UK street, rarely seen on these shores unless at London Euston or airports.fadein11
    • This lump on my neck will probably go away...monNom
    • no.
      it should not be.
      jesus fucking christ.
      exador1
    • As a canuck here, it honestly blows my fucking mind that anyone could possibly be that blasé about shit like that.exador1
    • but i understand that if you grow up around something, eventually you get desensitized to it.exador1
    • but holy fuck dude. no. it's not normal.
      I've gone my entire fucking life without being around shit like that.
      exador1
  • pango3

    Fucking hell Christmas songs are everywhere!

    • Buy. Buy now. Buy and be happy.pablo28
    • Fuck you! I'm millenial. I'm poor!pango
    • I'm millennial, people buy stuff for me!sted
    • I'm millennial influencer, I expect it for free because you'll gain from my endorsement.hotroddy
    • Yes give me all the free stuffs!
      Do it! No balls!
      pango
    • https://www.qbn.com/…palimpsest
    • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...pango
    • i wouldn't mind christmas songs if every year they were new. but every year the same tired "best christmas songs evah" in supermarketshans_glib
    • *laughs in Mariah Carey*Akagiyama
    • IMO "Last Christmas" by George Micheal is the worst oneyuekit
  • drgs2

    I want to think less and sense more

    Discuss

    • start a romantic relationship?
      or try some Wim Hof stuff?
      uan
    • get high?pango
    • Stop thinking and start sensing. Done.OBBTKN
    • have you done a PCR test?fadein11
    • Maybe try some chi sao (it's a wing chun sensitivity drill) Cultivate the 'it' inside you that hits without thinking.
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    • Visit QBN more oftenKrassy
    • light booze on long late afternoon walks.

      waLks.
      Nairn
    • How to make it permanent?drgs
    • Bath salts.palimpsest
    • Take a heroic amount of acid then do something really stressful and it might stick forever. Worth a shot?sausages
  • pinkfloyd0

    Is sketch worth learning or has figma replaced it?

    • Go with Figma yeahgrafician
    • good, i heard figma was easy to learnpinkfloyd
    • what about adobe xd?pinkfloyd
    • No collaboration, closed platform - it's Adobe...

      Sketch opened up actually, they have almost the same functionality as Figma
      grafician
    • But Figma is now main tool for UX/UI/Product etc.grafician
    • awesome thankspinkfloyd
    • Huge fan of Adobe XD and we moved our digital team to it early this year. So many efficiencies with other Adobe applications used regularly.mg33
    • I was a solid Sketch user, considered Sigma last year for the co-editing capabilities, but XD won since it was already part of our enterprise account.mg33
    • grafician - "no collaboration, closed platform" are you referring to XD? If so, it absolutely has co-editing capabilities. I use it daily with other designers.mg33
    • There really isn't a hell of a lot of difference between all of them. If you have CC, XD is fine, if not, figma or sketch is goodsausages
    • XD is 100% colab design, what are you talking about graf?fadein11
    • Ah I see that XD also added multiplayer lol

      Oh well then use that, nobody really cares
      grafician
    • apart from you who posted bs againfadein11
    • fuck off fadein
      you actually need Adobe CS to use that so how tf I was wrong?
      You think Susy the Project manager will download Adobe CS to open XD files?
      grafician
    • oh that pesky 1 hour of billing charged to a client issue again lol, work harder!fadein11
    • if your clients aren't paying for your business costs, you are doing it all wrong!fadein11
  • pinkfloyd5

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    Figma vs XD?

    • Figmagrafician
    • FigmaGuyFawkes
    • lolwut
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    • Adobe is even trying to position XD as "The best alternative to Figma" and is paying for ads for this. Adobe openly admits that Figma is better hahaha
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    • I'm creating a shopify theme for my co right now from a layout in Figma, last time I did this for them was a layout from XD and it fuckin suckedGuyFawkes
    • xDutopian
  • fadein112

    My phone died y'day morning, so I'm no on a temp burner with no apps or contacts, it feels great. The battery hasn't gone down 1% in 5 hours.