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- ********0
Web3 is going to destroy the planet, right?
- shapesalad-3
What's with that gif on the front page? No one needs to see that on a sunday morning.
Seriously the content on here is 90%+ gutter quality - low intelligence, boring shock crap aimed at pot smoking idiots.
Logging out now and will avoid qbn... tatty bye byes.
- Preach!********
- Yup, lately QBN it's a very shitty placegrafician
- Literally********
- thank you for your contribution!sted
- everything ok?drgs
- It's not an airport, you don't have to announce your departure. Alas, to each his own.********
- Thought I was having a deja vu
https://www.qbn.com/…drgs - See ya soonscarabin
- Needs more racism.palimpsest
- Its a pretty crappy .gifAkagiyama
- Still Better Than Bitcoin™Nairn
- Very juvenile content on QBN********
- HaHa, He thinks he can leave.GuyFawkes
- https://www.youtube.…PhanLo
- what was the gif?********
- https://www.qbn.com/…palimpsest
- We need a thread to collect all of these amazing “i’m leaving” postsscarabin
- its not a "im leaving" post if it does not end in "tatty bye byes"drgs
- please don't go, I was looking forward to the next instalment of your too many black people in Xmas ads series.fadein11
- ^
lolNairn - There is a black actor in every commercial now. Whenever I see one, I imagine a boardroom of advertisers, art directors reasoning to that decisiondrgs
- And my only question is: where were you before 2019?drgs
- You’re joking, right?scarabin
- This is not an airport.sted
- Preach!
- scarabin6
What if there was a “hide” button on each post that collapsed it until clicked again?
Seems like that would solve a lot of our personal taste vs front page content problems
- Hayzilla0
I thought I knew what NFTs were. I was explaining them to a woman in the pub on the weekend and it seems I've forgotten or more likely, never actually really knew what they are.
- We're all in the same boat.
NFTs are whatever you want theme to be.
Live your truth.palimpsest - how to seduce women was the second thing you forgot that evening?drgs
- We're all in the same boat.
- hans_glib17
while we're on the subject of boring women to death, i was on the heath yesterday, and atop parliament hill found a chap flying a kite way higher then he should. so i wandered over to him and asked him what his line length was (ooer missus!). he had a giant reel of line (yikes!) and so i wasn't too surprised when he told me the kite was currently 700m out. i mentioned that i thought there was a height limit on flying kites and an old chap on a mobility scooter next to him cheerily chimed in that oh yes it was 500ft, and that we were already 300ft up. which meant that the kite was near enough 2400ft up. apparently he used to be a pilot and had once tangled with a kite at that altitude. and then the flyer told me he had 1.5km of line in total. fucking a!
anyhoo we nattered on at length about kites and then i remembered i was with the wife so rejoined her and started to relate the conversation i'd just had. i was probably 2 sentences in when, she just stopped and looked at me and said firmly "BORING!".
and walked off. women, eh?
- SpaceX hates himscarabin
- All bitches wanna count is your money.palimpsest
- ha!stoplying
- This is great.garbage
- take my upvotetimeless
- BOOOOO...scruffics
- ...RIIIINGscruffics
- In case you have trouble sleeping at night just paste this post into https://www.text2spe…scarabin
- ooh, Scottish pleasegarbage
- Here we go https://www.text2spe…scarabin
- flol i can go on at length about this shit if you need a sleeping drafthans_glib
- lol, start a "Boring Of The Day" thread. I'll contribute.garbage
- autoflavour4
Wifey just went into the office for the first time since getting her new job 2 months ago.. came home with the department camera so she can learn it..
Canon C200 with a bunch of L lenses..
Boss lady fucking wearing the pants all over me at the moment .. earns more, uses way better hardware ..
it’s bit of a turn on actually- https://i.imgur.com/…palimpsest
- She's fucking up the natural order of things but at least you're getting your kicks!palimpsest
- Enjoy your new position... tool-boy
j/kOBBTKN - Do give us your feedback on getting pegged.palimpsest
- With all her shiny new "hardware" n shit.palimpsest
- ^ thisoey_oey
- WhiteFace10
Why is it so hard to convert an MP4 file to a Gif? Why can't I just export from After Effects directly? Found a few online converters which either charge you or add a wanky watermark, any tips?
- Try this https://ezgif.comPhanLo
- There was a plugin for AE that could do gifs but I never use it.PhanLo
- You can do it in Photoshop if you're desperate.DRIFTMONKEY
- This also works https://www.onlineco…PhanLo
- This too https://cloudconvert…PhanLo
- Adobe Encoder or
https://ezgif.com/vi…
when it converted the gif right click save as.
you can play with it as u likested - I use a piece of freeware for this.monospaced
- Paid AE plugin GifGun:
https://aescripts.co…
The output is so much cleaner than through Media Encoder which spits outs heavily dithered gifs.koma_ - its horrible. i always export an image sequence from AE import it to photoshop and export it again as GIFmilfhunter
- FFMPEG
https://engineering.…monNom - https://imgur.com/vi…drgs
- Have used GifGun as wellduckseason
- Ah thanks, I think I'll be able to do what I need to, much appreciated !WhiteFace
- @koma_ just open the settings panel in encoder lol :D
@monNom ezGif uses FFMPEG that's why i like it :) so yeah if you wanna play the console commands use thatsted
- OBBTKN7
HOT. Working with shorts and no shirt, 25ºC in studio.
- palimpsest1
- Fat white boy would have been shot in my old hood in SFGuyFawkes
- https://i.imgur.com/…palimpsest
- https://www.youtube.…pango
- pango-1
i think a pipe somewhere in my building broke.
fun time.- The worst part of running out of water is not being able to flush the toilet and showeringGuyFawkes
- lol opposite problem. i couldnt stop the water flow on one of the toilet if i open the valve. i know nothing about pluming. initially there was a surge of waterpango
- going into the toilet tank. so i shut the valve behind the toilet and the main valve. now when i open the main valve and leave the valve behind the toiletpango
- i still get large amount of water going in the toilet tank. i think the initial surge of water might have broke the valve for the toilet tank.pango
- they were working on whatever the fuck they were working on the building pipes might have caused it.pango
- other units had weird shit happened to their water as well.pango
- is there no tank in the toilet?sted
- if you have one does the water level is rising so high it is draining into the overflow pipe/valve?sted
- if yes, there is no problem: clean fill valve
(you will find lots of videos about that on yt)sted - there is a tank. however the valve on the wall behind the toilet should stop the water. but it doesn'tpango
- are you sure? because that isn't how most of the toilets work :) the valve inside the tank should stop the water at a certain levelsted
- and i've saying both are broken.pango
- *i'mpango
- from the initial surge of water or whatever.pango
- ah i see, that's fucked. I hope you don't have this issue elsewhere, it really sux to go to the closest restaurant every time y need a dumpsted
- nahhh its fine to let the water flow for a bit. it just go down the toilet any way. but i do not want to leave it unattended for long period of time.pango
- imbecile0
I have yet to determine how this happened.
One of my oldest domains has been stolen (via GoDaddy).So far I have confirmed...
1. That the domain was set to auto-renew since 2000 and has been billed consistently ever since.
2. Somehow auto-renew was turned off and the domain was allowed to expire.
3. I received none of the 4 emails stating that renewal is pending.
4. The domain has been sold at auction.
5. They were more than happy to show me attempts to send me emails to my gmail address, but when pressed for IP addresses of logins to my account, that information was not available.
6. The only solution I have been offered is to use a domain broker service in an attempt to buy it back.
7. The new "owner" is in Hong Kong.
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Be careful out there kids.
- HEEEY! you're alive
is it a .com domain?sted - maybe your godaddy account was hacked at some point?
this happened in months/year not in the last 1-2 months?sted - They had a mass-compromise last year. Somebody could have been sitting on your data for a while and finally sold it.garbage
- my presumption as well, sted. which is why i requested the IP addresses of those who accessed my account... to no availimbecile
- and yes, a 2 word, 10 letter .comimbecile
- there are 2 things that can help you out:
Renewal / Redemption Grace Period
Hacking/Data breach must be disclosed to clientssted - these are both ways to get your domain back but they are painful.
I have experience in both situations the second one takes more than a year.sted
- HEEEY! you're alive
- scarabin8
The rambo movies are all consecutive, right? No weird reboots or prequels or anything... so i should watch them in order?
- yeah, they all suck in their own way
make sure you get the remastered versions.sted - Whatever possessed God in heaven to make a man like Rambo?utopian
- Scarabin drew first blood.utopian
- Gonna play ‘em in the shop today whilst i dick aboutscarabin
- First Blood is a great movie, sted.mg33
- “Huntin’? We ain’t huntin’ him, he’s huntin’ us”scarabin
- Yeah poor quiet guy gets bullied by a stupid cop and goes full-on revenge killing an entire town while having endless supplies of guns and ammo. its great no qsted
- stallones acting skills saved that moviested
- I can only vouch for first blood, the rest are pretty shit but maybe watched through the lens of Reagan era Hollywood there's some historical validity._niko
- I can’t believe they made a cartoon out of thisscarabin
- I watched First Blood the other day, it’s actually not too bad. I also watched the second one yesterday and it was very silly but a good laugh to watch.Chimp
- yeah those are actually entertaining...sted
- He was meant to get killed by the colonel at the end of the first one but apparently it was thought to be a bit depressingPhanLo
- First Blood is decent then they slowly deteriorate. 2008 reboot is fun for cartoon OTT violence. None feature spandex or sky beams, which is definitely a plus.MrT
- ^ Exactly this. To put it in perspective, First Blood explores PTSD and how troops coming home were treated.garbage
- The 2008 reboot earned Rambo a spot on the Mortal Kombat roster.garbage
- just don´t, not worth it.neverscared
- Watch em, they will make you a better person.********
- yeah, they all suck in their own way
- ********12
I love this place
- https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
- Reasons********
- just the blog thread?Krassy
- I'm at your mom's house********
- She won't be happy when she finds out that you're digging her trash again for used tampons.sted
- ^lol, he's so kinky********
- _me_-1
The Card Counter soundtrack... beautiful.
- milfhunter0
Had my practical driving test today. And i failed..
I fucking hate driving. Not 1 second i had joy sitting in that stupid car.- How old are you?OBBTKN
- I feel upablo28
- How did you possibly fail?monospaced
- QBBTKN i'm 30. Bit late since i never had to use a car.milfhunter
- @monospaced they are fucking strict in the Netherlands. The feedback was i didn't look enough over the shoulder.milfhunter
- @monospaced besides that no big mistakes where made.milfhunter
- wow sorry about thatmonospaced
- I had to retake my driving test last winter (long story) for the first time in 25 years. Was over in 5 minutes, aced it. But I love driving :)monospaced
- @monospaced Good for you! i wish i could say that.milfhunter
- I've been driving longer than you've been alive. Fuck.Morning_star
- @M_s, me too, gosh!OBBTKN
- I've been driving almost 30 years.monospaced
- to be fair Milf, all us geezers who've been driving for 30 years would easily fail the test if we took it today lol_niko
- Do you get anxiety when driving?garbage
- wait enough 'till the AI can drive the car for you instead LOLgrafician
- I'll be driving 30 years in January. I've actually passed my driving test first time both times... As a 17yo new driver I managed to spectacularly write-off...microkorg
- ..a 4x4, a BMW, a Lampost and a Wall in one swoop. Got banned for 3 months and had to resit my test.microkorg
- I only got my license when I was 33, never enjoyed driving... 10 years later still don’t like it that much...dmay
- Cars are stupid********
- @niko, not true. I didn’t drive for 15 years and aced the test. Simple as fuck.monospaced
- @garbage when driving with my instructor i'm doing fine. With the test i was nervous. I guess next time i need to stop giving a shit about it and just drive.milfhunter
- @i_was i agree but i want to stop being dependent on others.milfhunter
- Got my license at 34, haven't used it for 10 years, now it's expired. Who needs cars in Copenhagen...jagara
- OBBTKN-1
My youngest daugther went on a trip to Belgium (Erasmus) this morning... I have left the door that goes down to the garden open, and when I was preparing the lunch for my other daugther, this stupid cat (my youngest daugther's looooved pet) have disappeared (not the first time she does it, last time been a week lost).
After searching the whole house 10 times, the f*** was hidden in the closet, inside a bag; only the brightness of his eyes was perceived in the dark (it's a totally black cat).
I can't even imagine how I explain to my daughter that the first day of her departure I have already lost her cat!
(╬ ಠ益ಠ)
* The next time, I'm not going to buy rabit for my paella, be sure, stupid animal.
- Why stupid? it's YOU who thought it was lost.********
- Aww... do you know my cat?OBBTKN
- lol he has no idea bout cats :Dsted
- The only thing I know: you made the wrong move.********
- sted stop the pangoism please.********
- "The only thing I know: you made the wrong move." Are you ok?OBBTKN
- You were WRONG the cat was RIGHT and ahead of you. Buy I'm tons of rabbit paella.********
- *him********
- Why stupid? it's YOU who thought it was lost.
- shellie2
My first paid FTO in 15 years. It has been far too long.