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- scarabin1
third 15 hour work day in a row.
fuckin' fuck i'm fuckin' fucked.
fuck
- autoflavour2
another paper written out of my ass.. this time on the importance and relevance of the museum in the 1989 version of Batman..
- set2
- now you know how your gf feelsGnash
- Are you saying I jizz pure wasabi?set
- https://www.youtube.…Gnash
- monospaced0
Presented a large deck of first draft deliverables, clients and stakeholders approve it all as final on the spot. Happy Friday!
- based on the down vote, looks like omg finally made his appearance to QBN today.capn_ron
- *yawnmonospaced
- stoplying1
Really dig the google homage to the invention of the breakbeat.
- pockets0
gotta shoot a wedding in a Catholic church tomorrow... any tips?
expecting some dark ass lighting...most likely need to ask the priest if i can use a flash
- use tracer ammunition and IR gogglesscarabin_net
- Don't use flash in the ceremony dude. FF and 2.8 or lowerHijoDMaite
- good thinking scar....dunno why i didnt think of thatpockets
- LOL SCARHijoDMaite
- ask where you're allowed to move around in. never walk behind the alter and avoid crossing from left to right in front of the alter. pretend you're not there.sea_sea
- lol and yes, ask about the flash, you might get lucky and get a cool priest who doesn't hate you. if he's old, he's prolly already mad.sea_sea
- Maybe visit the church before, y'know, to actually see what the light is like?face_melter
- the lord will shine doown the light you requirechukkaphob
- Do NOT trifle with that gent nailed to the letter tfuturefood
- put a gopro into the desk what's in the front of the couplested
- Take a sandwich, you'll be there a while.detritus
- night vision scope and a few extra clips, plus locks and chains to prevent escapesmonospaced
- Dark ass lighting at a Catholic church. Yes they'll be dark and deep, you'll need bright lights.set
- aperture wide open and crank up the isosuan
- Lol @scarabinBennn
- If you're not already, shoot RAW with the above mentioned wide open settings. Then you can crank levels to their fullest later.evilpeacock
- Beeswax-2
somebody that I know is transcribing phrases that starts with OK G...gle for a company.
I listened some of the audio files that's been given to him, normally the recording should start after your device hears that initial phrase right? No.
All the phrases that I listened includes that Ok G.shit, that means our devices are recording everything, every minute and starts the search when it recognizes that trigger phrase.
You also have to hear what kind of shit people ask, funny and tragic.- the nsa will need bigger serversGnash
- in some of the audio people say "hey" during their talk and whatever they say after that is captured even if it's not a search intentBeeswax
- you can check your own at https://myactivity.g… (not what the nsa has though:))uan
- Voice recognition/assistan... are the first thing I disable. Not from paranoia, I just think they're wank.face_melter
- You sound surprisedset
- "No activity."imbecile
- Lol at thinking you disabled the microphonecannonball1978
- scarabin2
got a pasta roller-machine thing and made my first batch of homemade ravioli today. nooom. so worth it.
- what was your filling?dorf
- The brains of his enemy!!pango
- !%sted
- )Dsince1979
- one was butternut squash pasta with goat cheese, mushroom & truffle, and the other was a classic spinach ricotta :)scarabin
- gonna make pirogi next i thinkscarabin
- Black pasta made of squid inkrobotron3k
- nomsea_sea
- Truffle and ricotta sounds so good.garbage
- Nice. Have a crack at your own lavosh too. Pasta machine is great for it!MrT
- sofas-3
In the near future your happiness will be monitored more.
You will have to be more engaged and enthusiastic at work to keep your job, definitely to advance.
Downers hurt other people's motivation with their contagious depression, consequently hurting productivity and the bottom line.
Take your meds and keep you emotions in check. Talk about really personal things only with a certified Happiness Professional.
If you still don't have one, ask your Chief Happiness Officer (CHO) for a reference. If your plan doesn't cover it HR can hook you up with cheaper rates if you go to their person. Of course it's confidential.
Today, a lot of the mental illness is political, even if some of the depressed are not aware of it if they don't see the big picture.
Therefore be aware of the consequences of associating with the mentally ill. Many times they are poor too.https://freudquotes.blogspot.co.…
- http://silvaetechnol…sofas
- Downvote away, but you won't escape the terror of positive psychologysofas
- lolmonospaced
- autoflavour0
The Big Sick.. easily best movie i have seen all year..
super funny..
- pinkfloyd0
When signing contracts and NDA, is it normal for it to have 14 fucken pages?
- Are you guys comfortable signing NDA / Contracts?pinkfloyd
- i ask them to give me enough time to read 14 fucken pages twice.pango
- i've signed it before. nothing bad yet.pango
- We just signed a 48 page doc for a pharma company.utopian
- nda's are pretty standard. sometimes they like to sneak in non-competes -- watch for thatGnash
- Theres a non compete in therepinkfloyd
- This thing is so analpinkfloyd
- 14 pages of usual bullshit, Make shure it's ok, sign it if it's worth it.grotesk_neue
- just checked my jwt contract is 32 pages :)sted
- *and it'ssted
- non-competes vary -- if the non-compete restricts your ability to work for others in the same industry for an unreasonable amount of time then question itGnash
- you only really have to be concerned if it will hinder your ability to work with others clients you have, or potential will have during the noted timeframeGnash
- guys, the reading on these notes are actually longer than the NDApinkfloyd
- lolGnash
- screw it, i aint signing itpinkfloyd
- lol sign it! don't be a pussysted
- meh, got other clientspinkfloyd
- NDA is not a big deal. It's only a problem if it affects your ability to service other clients.Gnash
- set-1
I signed up to a betting site through an offer for 49/1 odds on mxgregor to knock mayweather out. £1 max stake but still. I had to deposit £10 minimum which is fine as I planned to put it on other outcomes in the fight.
Once I'd signed up and deposited those odds were nowere to be seen. I spoke to customer support and he sent me a link to it... placed the bet and it was rejected. Then I spoke to them again and they said I wasn't eligible for that bet and there's nothing they'll do. Surely that's illegal? I signed up and gave them money solely through that offer and they they don't give it haha wtf... Cannot be legal
- You got scammedMaaku
- the only one i've used before and worked for me
https://www.bwin.com…Maaku - total bullshitmonospaced
- But it's a huge, well known national betting shop site. Not just a little scam...set
- I signed up to one years ago for a one off bet that came through. Won £30+. You could only draw winnings once a month and they send you a cheque. For real.monoboy
- You had to leave cash (pretty much the free bet they offered) in your account to keep it open. Just an extension of the banking industry for skinning pikies.monoboy
- ouch. Fanduel had a similar scam a long time ago. Sign up & Deposit up to $200 and they'll match your $200. It really was we'll give you .01 for each $1kona
- you bet, daily, until we reach your match. A buddy of mine fell for it and dropped $200, losing it all in one Sunday of Football.kona
- bainbridge0
Client wanted a simple poster done by end of week last week and had me send sketches by Thursday.
Thursday afternoon comes around and client says she's having meetings about the event and will get me her thoughts.
Never hear from her on Friday or all weekend.
- pockets0
shot 5000 photos for that wedding this weekend... went better than expected... now who wants to edit the photos for me
- since19795
Sonic Mania is a contemporary american development team designing an early 90's japanese platformer design. Another lovely retro tribute along the lines of Shovel Knight and Mega Man 9.
Keep em coming. The longevity of the 2D platformer proves it's design was a success not only in the contemporary field but even later...
As the industry progresses more and more into avatar rides I hope this style never goes away.
- < chat is that it's reeeeeallly good. A real tribute to the original 2D games.face_melter
- Ooh, Shovel Knight looks cool, I hadn't seen that before.detritus
- also check out BroForce and Towerfall for couch multiplayer 16bit goodness.inteliboy
- pockets0
Red Bull Soap Box Races are this sunday in Los Angeles... anyone going?
- sarahfailin1
if you're going to cook naked, for practical purposes, wear an apron
owie
- detritus-1
I'm not one of those "assert dominance by crushing the living shit out of their hand when I shake" sort of guys, but i was raised to have a firm handshake.
I've just had a guy in who presented his hand and then.. didn't really do very much with it, so when I went to shake I had to quite consciously desist from expectation mere picoseconds after I went in.
Nothing. He just stood there as I essentially held his hand.
So fucking weird.
- "I had to quite consciously desist from expectation mere picoseconds"
no comprendopinkfloyd - Well, I went in to shake hands properly, was met with .. the mere presentation of a hand, so had to change my course.detritus
- I've ran into this before. Automatic reduction in respect. Crushing handshake guy is equally as bad though. Relax bro, no one can see your small pee-pee.section_014
- Can't stand these people. You almost send a ripple through their entire limp body with your shaking actionset
- "I had to quite consciously desist from expectation mere picoseconds"
- pinkfloyd0
Thoughts on lying? I've always tried to be honest, but I feel lately life would be a lot easier if I just lied.
- Maybe i've spent too much time on QBNpinkfloyd
- it always backfires. always.sted
- Never lie unless its really, really worth it, or it's just bullshit. or it's someone else's truth that you're not supposed to share.detritus
- really worth it = never want to talk to that person.sted
- nope. trust is much more valuable. and you don't get trust with lies.uan
- Ex: Say I don't want to meet some creep, but the only way to make him stfu is to say I was in a car accident.pinkfloyd
- What do you mean, sted?detritus
- I mean that the only case I lie someone is when I never want to talk to them again, that's the only chase when it's worth it.sted
- *casested
- Don't know why lies change relationships, I can't stand people who are pathological lairs. you can't know for sure when they are telling the truth.sted
- I think what you're referring to is somewhere way out west beyond what's being discussed here. Of course you should be wary about pathological liars!detritus
- Sometimes there's a need to 'not tell the truth' at least. Generally that shouldn't be a need between friends or othersuch trusted parties.detritus
- I dunno, I lied a lot as a kid (because weird upbringing/overcompe... but then became militantly honest in my teens abnd have been ever since.detritus
- ..although I recognise that there are times when truths - mine or others - are no business of third parties.detritus
- no we're on the same page same shit here. i got caught when i was 8-9, It was the only time when my dad hit me and that changed things.sted
- i tell the truth ever since regardless how painful it is with one exception, when I find out that you're a piece of shit lair.sted
- Sometimes i tell shit what's obviously not true, but that's to make fun.sted
- I was a piece of shit when i was a kid, telling things like the bus didn't came and that's why i'm late from school (i was living 200m from the school)sted
- Example 2: dog ate my homeworkpinkfloyd
- no example 2 is: I know how to use whatever classroom equipment (tv, vhs player, hifi-tower) because we have the same model at home, so let me handle it lolsted
- If you have to lie - keep it simple and plausible and never embellish or deviate. Adding extra sauce leads to misery and anguish.face_melter
- Just lie so much you stay to believe yourself. Then you're not lying. Problem solvedset
- lolpinkfloyd
- detritus0
A Five Guys has opened up about 15 minutes walk from where I live. Absolute bastard.
I've had the restraint of a 50 minute tube journey between me and the nearest branch previously, but now?
DOOOOMED.
I'm hungered just thinking about it.
- Can I haz Cheezburger?utopian
- now i'm hungry too!capn_ron
- London?monospaced
- https://gourmandegui…robotron3k