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  • GuyFawkes2

    Was headed to the market this morning and my truck wouldn't start because I'm a retard and left the lights on all night

  • canoe3

    I wonder if NBQ00 knows what the symptoms of cyclosporiasis are?

  • OBBTKN2

    I'm fed up with these mechanics!

    After the bill for repairing the timing system, valves, manifold, etc.—and four trips back to the shop before they realized the engine needed proper timing after all those changes—the A/C compressor has failed.

    It’s highly likely due to them recharging the gas three times in a single week... That said, the engine runs smooth as silk now <3

    • I'm putting money into a savings plan for five years... I hope it holds up ;)OBBTKN
    • We just dropped over $6,500 on vehicle repairs in 2 months... feeling your pain, Felix. <3PonyBoy
    • Woah, this is a lot of money Kevin... Hope it lasts for you this time.OBBTKN
  • spl33nidoru0

    What's the most expensive book you ever bought ?

    I'm considering a brand new $650 collection of visuals that would be very useful/inspiring and probably instantly pay for itself but I can't convince myself to bite the bullet!
    There's no single book equivalent in terms of how much of a goldmine this book is.

    That's the original publisher price (limited run + signed by some celebrity, none of which I care about), second-hand goes for close to 2k, ouch.

    • I think about a £120. I'm currently trying to sell one for £300... . I gave up trying for £450 - it's not going so well, lol.Nairn
    • Use page 47 and you will earn $649.99.canoe
    • Bet to an Ebay user, win winOBBTKN
    • As a gift I got a first edition of Pope’s translation of the IliadGnash
    • Yeah I might have to do it and maybe be one of those high price resellers when money gets tight!spl33nidoru
    • Good luck Nairn, keep a price high with clear room for negotiation or they'll offer 150 vs your 300spl33nidoru
    • Dayum Gnash...spl33nidoru
    • $4600pinkfloyd
    • Wow, what was it ? Do you still have it ?spl33nidoru
    • It's a comic book, not sure if that countspinkfloyd
    • Giant Size X-men 1pinkfloyd
    • I also bought these https://i.postimg.cc…pinkfloyd
    • One I assisted on for Jordan is going for 5k. Wish I had the funds to get it! https://stockx.com/a…hydro74
    • Library?tbgoodwillie
    • Comics definitely count, nice ones!
      tbgood, 500 copies of that book were printed, unlikely to be found in a library sadly, They should have given you one hydro!
      spl33nidoru
    • Oh god, this one sucks. College-aged garbage was a dirty graffiti kid that somehow was dating an incredibly rich girl. Disgustingly rich.garbage
    • Really bonded with the mother over the years, and as a parting gift she tried to give me her first edition signed Catcher in the Rye.garbage
    • I turned it down as a point of pride.. and just saw that it sells for about $37k. I want to throw up on my younger self.garbage
    • You did well, she probably appreciated you more for it. Think about the guilt of selling it now!spl33nidoru
    • 1st edition signed catcher in the rye, geeshpinkfloyd
    • $27k*, but still. @spl33, she apparently did passed a few years ago. I was part of that family for a good 7 years. The irony is the entire situation was the..garbage
    • ..fam was like a real-life Glass family that Salinger would have drooled over, except extra. I can't name names, but their mansion was previously owned..garbage
    • ..by a former SB-winning QB. Fam is connected to politics, there were Hollywood aspirations. It's hilarious how much I did not fit in there.garbage
    • What's the $650 collection of visuals book?zardoz
    • Pantone swatches book that must be renewed frequently?jagara
    • It's that one
      https://www.genesis-…)
      spl33nidoru
    • Nice book. Good source for repro tshirts and posters.zardoz
    • Genesis have some great books - wish I could justify buying the Buddy Holly one.zardoz
    • Yeah I do a lot of band work, and that's the kind of vibe they usually like. Their books are amazing but quite the investment.spl33nidoru
    • I wish the band choices were better. Journey, Elton, Steve Miller and Kiss arent my cup of tea..zardoz
  • OBBTKN3

    Historical note of the day:

    Yesterday marked 90 years since the coup d'état that led to the Spanish Civil War... I curse all those who dragged us into that shit—on both sides—that we still haven't managed to escape.

    But one thing is clear to me: my grandmother (born in Argentina, though she lived her whole life in the Basque Country) always said, that life was best during the Republic, before Spanish National-Catholicism came along and fucked everything up.

    A shout-out to all the bastards who lined their pockets thanks to our misery!

    • Could be worse. At least you got to sit out WW2.zardoz
    • Yes and no. Perhaps if Franco had joined WW2, he would have been eliminated, and we would have been spared 40 years of horror...OBBTKN
    • The good ol' church pulling the wool again...whatthefunk
  • autoflavour30

    WOOOT! My app got its first unsolicited review

    https://blog.dubspot.com/chopgri…

    • @autoflavour; fantastic!

      IT'S ALIVE, eh?!
      ideaist
    • yeah its been alive for a couple months now, but been slowly pushing it before i had it stress tested. and now its VST3 for pc and mac alsoautoflavour
    • Guess it's time for QBN to review now.. Pretty awesome my friend!hydro74
    • thanks bruz..autoflavour
    • This looks pretty rad! How long are you running the launch special?

      I’ve got a bunch of friends that are excited about it as well
      refunktion
    • I feel like it answers a bunch of questions for me, like what am I going to do with all these goddamn field recordings?

      Also, purchased!
      refunktion
    • to be honest, im running the launch special for a while, if only as i am kind of doing a soft launch still,autoflavour
    • demo is for 2 weeks tho..autoflavour
    • thank you so much for your support tho, let me know if there is any issues/bugs/features... its stilla bit of a moving feast.autoflavour
    • For sure! I'll reach out for sure! Thank you!refunktion
  • Nairn0

    Hadn't seen any mosquitoes so far this year until killing the biggest, bastard mosquito I think that I've ever seen just now. It was like a centimetre long! Little cunt'd obviously had a couple of probes around my ankles, because they're itching like fuck, but there was no blood when it wa squished.

    Unless, of course, there's another... .

    • Tiger mosquito? We hardly have any at home—not even flies; my wife installed insect screens on all the windows...OBBTKN
    • But I think there's a mound in the garden; every time we go out, we come back with bites—and they hurt like crazy. If you're allergic, take antihistamines.OBBTKN
    • flippin tiger is starting to hustelin around here too... fucking basterds..neverscared
    • I'm guessing it was a Banded Mosquito (Culiseta annulata). Didn't get too much of a look at it as I flailed my hands at it, and then it was mulch.Nairn
    • I doubt it was a tiger mosquito (Aedes albopictus), they haven't made their way "up nortf" yet. They're evil, active all day unlike the mosquitos we're used to.palimpsest
    • We started seeing them in Bordeaux 8 years ago. They were in Strasbourg last year but this year they're gone. It's either too much heat or bats.palimpsest
    • Cities have been taking measures to get rid of them. It's impossible to be outdoors when they're around.palimpsest
    • The ankle bitting ones where imported into the states from China when they imported Bamboo supposedlyGuyFawkes
    • Nah, mozzies hunt low and flee high.Nairn
    • https://www.sgvmosqu…GuyFawkes
  • inteliboy1

    Didn't like The Odyssey. One of those ones where ya wonder if living on a bizarro multiverse where everyone loves something but you just can't see it...

    • It wasn't great but not as bad as I thought either.NBQ00
    • Music is terribleGabriel
    • Actually the music is what I found the most interesting. Ludwig Göransson did a great job imo.NBQ00
    • I wait for the DVD release.utopian
    • same for me with nolans batman movies... mediocre to boring with me..neverscared
    • The Dunkirk one was shit too.zardoz
    • dunkirk is his bestneverscared
    • I liked it, and funnily enough thought the music was one of the best things about itGardener
    • oh yeah and it's MUCH better than Oppenheimer, but not as good as 300Gardener
    • I enjoyed and i'm still thinking about that Samantha Morton scene now. Reminded me of AI WIll Smith eating spaghetti though.Ianbolton
    • Memento is his best, I reckon.zardoz
    • big fan of The Prestige hereGardener
    • Just saw it. It's was mehhh. Don't agree with the criticism and the praise. It was just ok.pango
    • Also... Were those uncircumcised penis monsters sucking people off?????pango
  • Ianbolton4

    Where i work we're updating our website to reposition ourselves AGAIN - this time as a company who can scale up, working on high demand, complex spec, tight deadline-based stuff. One member of our team is getting pissed our CD is using ChatGPT for everything and it seems he wants our focus to be on "The challenge is no longer creativity—it’s execution".

    For starters, the word execution pisses me off. I feel like ChatGPT is telling us something by constantly offering up Execution as a term we should use. It came up when we were positioning ourselves as a marketing company too. It sounds murderous to me. like, who's being executed. But I get the context.

    Secondly, AI is everywhere in our business and i feel like it's important to show how we see it as a useful tool, but not as a means to an end. Ultimately if you ask it to reposition your company, you're only ever going to get biege slop. It has no true creative faculties like a human and doesn't really challenge what you want to do. But how do we adapt in times like this? It's used in EVERYTHING. The challenge is definitely creative if you're relying on ChatGPT for things.

    And thirdly, maybe i need a new job.

    End of post. Thanks for reading.
    Ian Bolton

    • -execution is key- is a old saying though .. at least to me ...neverscared
    • i get that, and totally understand what it means. It's just violently generic as a term these days - again, to me!Ianbolton
    • I feel you man, and I agree. We'll see things get homogenous until one 'disrupts' the space with actual creativity.robthelad
    • I've been looking for an agency or individual that is bucking the AI system and forcefully portraying analog work sans-ai. Execute.capn_ron
    • When will jobs start paying in tokens?Chimp
    • These frantic self-revisualising reinvention things are going on inside every "creative" sme now I think...Horp
    • The last (shit) company I worked for as a means to an end cycled through about 5 re-imaginings during my notice period alone.Horp
  • OBBTKN1

    A few hours ago, I was having a few drinks with a friend who works clearing brush in the hills—and occasionally picks up extra work cleaning the streets during festivals.

    Anyway, long story short: while on the job, he stumbled upon a fight between two guys—big, muscular types—and one of them nearly caved the other's temple in.

    It’s something I’ve never been able to understand—that need to "destroy" the other person...

    From what I was told, kicking someone while they're down is becoming increasingly common in fights these days.

    Is it the influence of social media? I don't care. You have to be pretty sick to do something like that.

    Anyway, enjoy the weekend, you freaks ;)

    • MMA maybe?pango
    • I don't know—but it doesn't matter anyway; I may be old, but I can't stand certain things.OBBTKN
    • ya MMA is the one sport that encourage people to keep beating till someone stops you.pango
    • Excessive consumption of low-quality digital content, often called "brain rot," can lead to irritability, poor focus, and behavioral outbursts like aggression.whatthefunk
    • This happens due to dopamine fatigue, reduced impulse control, and emotional desensitization from constant screen overstimulation.whatthefunk
    • Law of the jungle, innit. Feral animals.zardoz
    • Hitting someone while they're down is pussy shitGuyFawkes
    • I got in a fight once. Cried. Because I hurt the other person. I have no idea how people get off on this shit.canoe
    • Agreed! People are fucking animals.lvl_13
    • They should join QBN, they will understandautoflavour
  • Gardener2

    Thought I'd share this as I don't remember if I have done before, it's a cool bit of a bomb! It's a piece of an incendiary bomb that fell near New Bradwell in WW2 it was given to my father by an old man who's house he was clearing for his business Sellit & Soon (then Milton Keynes' only 2nd hand shop) in 1973. Obviously there is no proof other than one man's word but it IS an actual piece of shrapnel which may be a part of one of the few bombs to ever fall on MK, I keep it in an old chocolate tin.

    • My dad brought a bag of WW2 goodies in a hessian bag to our house from my great grandad. Shrapnel, nazi buttons, bits and pieces...microkorg
    • Including a hollow body of a UK grenade, and an in-tact Nazi grenade - with transport cap intact.microkorg
    • WIth the cap in-tact I didn't know if it had explosive or whatever in there. Had it been opened since WW2? I think I remembered playing with it as a kid but wasmicrokorg
    • still a bit concerned about having it kicking about the house. So put it in back garden between shed and wall and phoned the police.microkorg
    • Within the hour I had Police and Army Bomb Disposal unit round at the house. Neighbours curtains twitching.microkorg
    • They told all neighbours to stay away from windows in case there was explosion.
      One guy just went behind the wall with a screwdriver and tweaked it open.
      microkorg
    • Ended up being empty and all safe. Got a police number to keep with the item in case it ever gets reported again, its been proven to be safe.microkorg
    • Some of the stories the bomb guys were telling were nuts. Some kids out walking on school trip found a live grenade, took it back to the school. : /microkorg
    • It's weird because when I read your palm it says, "Dud is bomb".canoe
  • garbage3

    I just pepped up at the asscrack of nothing and for some FUCKING REASON I was like "why isn't Nairn making eggs"

    You and Conty are always cooking good shit, and somehow I woke mad at the both of you. Going back to sleep, rue the day and whatnot.

  • OBBTKN8

    I'm starting vacations tomorrow for a few weeks (the only time of year I actually stop). We're not traveling "far" this year; there are plenty of things to do nearby.

    It'll all boil down to going to the beach or the pool, bbq, cycling, reading, and drawing.

    That's the plan. We'll see how it turns out, lol.

    • have a very good one !neverscared
    • Apart from going to the Pyrenees for skiiing, there's literally no need to leave the Basque country - you have it all. Bastards.Nairn
    • Thanks. And you're right, Nairn, but we were led to believe that the Mediterranean was a cure-all ;)OBBTKN
    • Where the Fun IS
      https://i.haasie.com…
      palimpsest
    • ^ Ah ouais. Les congés payés.Continuity
    • Enjoy, Felix!PonyBoy
    • Godspeed @OBBTKN!!!ideaist
    • Same, 2 more days for medmay
    • I'll be spending 2 weeks in Dénia in Aug and Sept. It can't come fast enough.Continuity
  • jagara3

    Disclosure Day sucks bum bum.

    Spielberg's worst.

    • Emily Blunt's face has been made into a triangle now, so it's got that going for it, I guess.jagara
    • +1. There's a couple of brief moments of Spielberg magic but the script is utter cackMrT
    • Flashes, glimpses, sure. Utter caca otherwise.jagara
    • That's disappointing, maybe it's too close to home.canoe
    • I thought she did the best she could with it - but yeah overall it was terrible. mahoosive disappointment..._me_
    • Straight to Betamaxutopian
    • yeah, i got a industry preview of it, complete with free beer and popcorn. the free beer was the only redeeming feature of the experienceautoflavour
    • When you're younger, it's easier to surrender to the story? ET, Close Encounters, ...Squiddy
    • yeah, but also, Disclosure day was just shitautoflavour
    • look, maybe shit is a strong term, it was just undercooked.. the trailer looked amazing. sadly it was the best parts onlyautoflavour
    • Script felt like a Netflix movie staring Ryan Reynolds.webazoot
    • movie making is fundamentally not an old man´s game,, except for scoresesse and bigelow.. and a few othere rare fellas, spielberg half cooked since 26 yearsneverscared
    • It ended where it should have startedrobthelad
    • @robthelad exactly!jagara
    • The last good Spielberg movie was like 20 years ago with "Munich". Then he went to be an Executive Producer mainly and lost his creative touch.NBQ00
    • I'm thinking getting my bum suckedpango
    • true squidcanoe
    • pango?? are you ok bruv? LOLautoflavour
  • stewart17

    Working on some autonomous stuff, besides the paper models. Also coloring the structures with neon acrylic paint. I like where this is heading.

    • We get paid to design on purpose AND always long to design for asbtraction/obscurit... eh?

      Pure function.

      Pure form.

      : )
      ideaist
    • obscurit = obscurity!!!ideaist
    • I wanna fill it with eggs.palimpsest
    • A designer years ago made these and then filled them with dirt to grow grass in, to make low profile seating.Nairn
    • It was one of the bits of design that made me go 'fuckit' and buy a laser cutter and then ruin my career ever thereafterNairn
    • Here. Didn't realise it was from as far back as 2000! https://www.instagra…Nairn
    • Fantastic.ideaist
    • Hah Nairn, cool, thanks for the link.stewart
    • And that reminds me of the 'Do Hit Chair' https://www.droog.co…stewart
    • haha, fuck I remember that too!

      We're so old..
      Nairn
    • oh man, I love droog design so much!lvl_13
  • Ianbolton0

    Have i missed something? Where's Monospaced at?

    • And moldy? Actually he said he was slammed with work. But ya, mono, ya gotta hope everyones ok.canoe
    • I'm sure some of you think about this... how we don't get to say goodbye to each other when we croak out. We just never come back. Sadcanoe
    • its like a war zoneneverscared
    • or undercover spy gameneverscared
    • or kindergartenneverscared
    • maybe him and Graffy are hanging out together in real lifeIanbolton
    • I’m here. This place is boringmonospaced
    • Not dead. Just enjoying summer with the kids and family. Lots of beach and dinner parties, camp and outside fun.monospaced
    • haha. You're not wrong mate. Just missed seeing your name about the place. Glad to hear you're okay buddy xIanbolton
    • For sure man. And here I was thinking I’m the most hated on here.monospaced
  • canoe1

    I spent my morning arguing with racists on Facebook, which is basically unpaid art direction for people with terrible branding and a shitty messaging framework.

    • oh god. This is how I feel when i talk to NBQIanbolton
  • garbage0

    I got Taylor Farms about 10 days ago.

    Tad cheeved that this truck out in South Carolina is doing unauthorized impersonations of me.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch/kV…

  • garbage0

    ffs, I'm so sick I can't even fucking embed.

    • Username checks oututopian
    • It was 9 days of hershey squirts. Around day 5 I shat 20 times in one day, almost went to the ER. Shit is no joke.garbage
  • OBBTKN2

    Vacation: leafing through a couple of books on Schiele and Sorolla, next to the fan, eating pumpkin seeds. Finally, a bit of calm...