For a better tomorrow.
For a better tomorrow.
- mort_6
- haha, don't mind if i do.Ianbolton
- Glasgow?
https://efukt.com/21…Nairn - ^ JEEEEESUS! Some people, eh?Ianbolton
- Ok. This guy made covert ass-less chaps, lubed up and squatted on a pole. I like to think after all that premeditation..garbage
- ..he pops on that pole, looks around and has a disappointing epiphany. Goes home and cleans his predictably nightmarish apartment.garbage
- omfg and i'd only just left therapy after goatze.... back to the shrink i gohans_glib
- This is not rightdrgs
- Centigrade11
Show some recent work
I haven't posted about my growing collection of prints in a while. Here's one of the more recent.
- You can peruse the entire collection here:
https://www.etsy.com…Centigrade - You dropshipping? Fantastic ideascarabin
- nice workmilfhunter
- Love thisChimp
- nice printsmicrokorg
- Love the travel ones, well doneGnash
- All aces ❤️Wordsworth
- Cheers All. All the printing is POD - I rarely have to touch that side of stuff, apart from uploading the print files.Centigrade
- You can peruse the entire collection here:
- skwiotsmith6
- ExcelentChimp
- WYLD STALLYNS!stoplying
- Poor Keanu.
I know he's supposed to be a lovely person, salt of the earth ...Continuity - ... but I don't think he's ever looked like anything other than having the lights on with nobody home.Continuity
- Ramanisky27
Elon Musk
https://www.businessinsider.com/…
A SpaceX flight attendant said Elon Musk exposed himself and propositioned her for sex, documents show. The company paid $250,000 for her silence.
- Well, looky here...guess who's a groomer.utopian
- Fanboys be like
https://www.youtube.…utopian - "Free speech"BusterBoy
- The best part is his offer was "I'll buy you a horse".garbage
- a fucking horse?!pango
- what she gonna do with a fucken horse?!pango
- grab em by the pussy 2.0...nearly there.neverscared
- I wonder how many times men exposing themselves to unsuspecting women resulted in anything but fear and utter disgust. Exactly zero I imagine.mort_
- mort, I heard a story of two old ladies who were confronted by a flasher in a park. Both elderly ladies obviously shocked, one had a stroke there and then!microkorg
- ...the other wouldn't touch it though.microkorg
- Haha!mort_
- so the dems set him up in the plane with a hoty boom body or why are they so hateful ?neverscared
- Money well spent it seemsrobthelad
- No surprise. He's a retarded cuntbabydick_
- What? He just asked her if she wanted to see his rocket..._niko
- The billionaire founder exposed his penis to her and offered to buy her a horse, according to claims in a declaration.dbloc
- Grimes done a number on him, he's even more of a dickhead now.PhanLo
- logical conclusion ...his rocket must be very tiny then... sorry, idiotic joke...neverscared
- That's just prostitution with extra steps.palimpsest
- Continuity17
- shit no way, I just introduced him to my wife yesterday._niko
- Dammitcannonball1978
- :-(Bluejam
- RIPoey_oey
- :-(((((((PhanLo
- wow, RIPfuturefood
- I feel so stupid, given how [now] obvious his name is, but I never realised he was Greek.
For shame.Nairn - RIP :(Krassy
- really sad :( an absolute genius and hero of mineinteliboy
- Holy shit, _niko, what did she do to him??Akagiyama
- ^ I just couldn't write this but thought the same LOL!oey_oey
- _niko, ... like introduced in person! or introduced her to his music?microkorg
- Genius RIPfadein11
- who?milfhunter
- Haha yeah his music... unless she’s not telling me something ;)_niko
- yuekit4
2022
Could "monkeypox" become a pandemic?
Dozens of confirmed and suspected cases have been reported worldwide to date, some with no obvious origin, which means the virus could be spreading undetected.
- Ooooooh, goodie.Continuity
- "UK’s most recent cases are predominantly in gay men, bisexual men and men who have sex with men"babydick_
- Men who have sex with men?
I got news for you...babydick_
- Krassy5
- Bud Bundyok_not_ok
- ^lolYakuZoku
- ^^LOLKrassy
- https://www.youtube.…prophetone
- does anyone actually recognize who this is?Krassy
- I absolutely don't. If I had to guess: Used to be in a band in the 90s. I'm basing this off of his highlights.garbage
- Lol honestly when I zoom in I would totally guess Dave Faustino_niko
- I'll give you a hint... his name is somewhere in the file name.5timuli
- David BowieNBQ00
- ^ knew itgarbage
- One of the Daddo brothers?sab
- Content Uploadi_monk
- Tom CruiseGardener
- Moby with a wigstoplying
- Jack GrealishIanbolton
- Limahlfuturefood
- ^sad that I know that..futurefood
- ^ zingKrassy
- bezoar8
- Nice corpse!scarabin
- And who is your friend on the rightdrgs
- Dirt bike fella?garbage
- lol drgsYakuZoku
- @garbage are you?dyspl
- Nah, I wish. I stopped at BMX, but grew up with friends that raced enduro.garbage
- wishing you a long and happy marriage :Dsted
- Thanks, she's an Aztec cougar.
It's just a thrift store hoodie.bezoar
- mort_3
Dream of the Day
Jordan Peterson dreams some weird shit.
“I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In real life, she had been a victim of Alzheimer’s disease, and had regressed, before her death, to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist’s paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, “isn’t it soft?” I looked at her ruined face and said, “yes, Grandma, it’s soft.”
- mort_8
- Who could possibly downvote hot sauce on eggs??Continuity
- Nice!Chimp
- is tabasco hot sauce?imbecile
- It is. Only need a few drops.mort_
- more flavorful, only $1 a bottle https://www.salsas.c…imbecile
- How do you know it’s more flavourful if you didn’t know Tabasco was hot sauce?mort_
- Tabasco is the gateway hot sauce.Continuity
- Tabasco is roadside diner desperately needing fresh paint job and window cleaning 'sauce'. Gimme heat and flavour like Adoboloco, or some Sriracha egg goodness.prophetone
- Ok ok. I clearly need to expand my hot sauce horizons!mort_
- Tabasco is an absolute staple. Try the chipotle onescarabin
- Going to have to disagree, there, scar.
The Cholula chipotle sauce runs circles around Tabasco's.Continuity - i know what tabasco sauce is. calling it hot sauce is generousimbecile
- Have had Cholula chipotle a few times. I found it a bit sweeter maybe. Nice though.mort_
- i'll have to try that!scarabin
- Sweet Habanero Cholula is our household stapleduckseason
- Grew up having this combo for breakfast. Fun fact, Tabasco is aged in Jim Beam barrels.aliastime
- tapatio, valentino's, even texas pete are tasty ways to venture outside tabasco. then for no particular reason, try melinda'simbecile
- Classic. I've tried a hundred others and always come back to Tabasco. Also great on pizza and in deviled eggs.Cosmodrome
- Ketchup for me!utopian
- *cracks fingers for rant*garbage
- If you're going for a vinegar-based hot sauce from Louisiana, there are two options:garbage
- Crystal (red cap) or Louisiana.garbage
- Tabasco is actually hated in the bayou. Long story short: a very rich family imported swamp rats to breed to make some money with fur.garbage
- Depending on who you ask, they either escaped or were deliberately released. The Mclihenny family is responsible for introducing nutria to the bayou.garbage
- They've been destroying the wetlands for almost a century. I believe there's still a bounty program. Plus Tabasco is shit compared to Crystal.garbage
- /rantgarbage
- so long story short it’s rat sauceprophetone
- Slap Ya Mamaimbecile
- Funded by swamp rat enablers. Years ago I was on a photo project, and went deep down in the bayou, stayed at a "bed and breakfast" run by an alligator farmer.garbage
- Creole as fuck, English was his second language. He had some pretty hilarious rants about "the bastards of Avery Island".garbage
- Fries with tabasco ketchup ftw
Also makes a mean bloody mary.
I need to try the habanero one.
Alsosea_sea - The habanero one is actually pretty good!Continuity
- https://bonachesauce…garbage
- That or Secret Aardvark have been my go-to habs for years. They shit all over Tabasco.garbage
- Just revisited Cholula chipotle. Not nearly as hot as regular Tabasco but yup it’s damn tasty.mort_
- Secret Aardvark also has a permanent spot in our household +100duckseason
- Crystal and Louisiana hot sauces are not replacements for Tabasco. They don’t have the same taste or effect. If you can’t handle the heat go for crystal.monospaced
- Tabasco is aged so it doesn’t just feel like chili and vinegar like its direct competitors. And it’s still a staple in the US and the south.monospaced
- What? They're all aged chili / distilled vinegar-based sauces. Tabasco is just the megacorp version.garbage
- Cold be biased as I'm from the deep south, spent 25 years there, and every good chef, mom or a pro, went with Crystal or Louisiana.garbage
- Tabasco is what college freshmen put on dorm room pizzas.garbage
- The great QBN hot sauce war of 2022mort_
- utopian5
Elon Musk
The Fuckwit Lost $125 Billion Dollars
One day after Twitter announced it had accepted Musk's $44 billion takeover bid, Tesla shares sank 12.2%, wiping out more than $125 billion off the electric vehicle maker's market value. The falls come as Wall Street fretted about how the deal could impact the electric vehicle maker and its stock price.
- i_monk3
blog
"Imgur is temporarily over capacity. Please try again later."
All day, but status.imgur.com says everything is good.
I'm trying to post something funny!
- Ramanisky213
Russia-Ukraine Invasion
Oopsies
- hahahaha fuckin' WOOPSBuddhaHat
- Jesus, wow_niko
- Orginal Gaffertank02
- HAHAHAHAHAANBQ00
- At least he corrected himself. Biden would have just kept bumbling gibberish.mort_
- HahahahhahaChimp
- Oooh. Wow. (╯°□°）jagara
- hahahamilfhunter
- @mort C'mon, that's some lazy whataboutism.garbage
- Tell me what relevance Biden's incompetence has on a war criminal trying to get a laugh off of his crimes.garbage
- If anything, the "Iraq too" joke is even worse, but I guess I'm not one of the 200k dead civilians from Bush's war, so what do I know?garbage
- Yeah not giving him a pass. Just pointing out that a president from 4 terms ago who gaffes is still more coherent than the actual current US president.mort_
- ^ now do Trump mort_Ramanisky2
- Bush just hitting y'all's with a preemptive strike. Keeping it 55th street.
#whataboutismspalimpsest - The Iraq War destroyed what remained of Bush's brain
https://inews.co.uk/…yuekit - I have work to do, but using Trump's years as a touchstone for how a president should be is a fool's errand.. He wasn't just a daily gaffe-master..garbage
- ..he's either stupid or compromised. He went "choo choo" on in a truck on the WH lawn, and he said:garbage
- re: Putin - “He’s not going into Ukraine, OK? Just so you understand. He’s not going to go into Ukraine, alright?..garbage
- ..You can mark it down and you can put it down, you can take it anywhere you want.” - Donald Trump. Certified genius and accidental president.garbage
- stond aginGardener
- Still got itdrgs
- Incumbent also voted for that war, but please, whatever you do, don't trip yourself up with what-about-terry.Khurram
- Fucking admitted their atrocities with the "Iraq too". And about the votes to invade, the Bush admin stretched flimsy evidence to make their case.aliastime
- "Yeah, I did that"
He don't wanna be upstaged.
Big dick energy.palimpsest - That's the thing with the Iraq invasion. The aggressive dictators of the world are going to use that example as justification.CyBrainX
- Freudian slip!utopian
- LOLYakuZoku
- yup. Freudian slip. the guy has demons over his Iraq war. seen his paintings?inteliboy
- The weirdest part is how he quietly adds "hehehe...Iraq too," acknowledging himself as a war criminal in a bit of self deprecating humor.yuekit
- Pssh, if W has demons, he thinks they're pretty cool and has been riding with them for decades.garbage
- he needs a fat line like the ole days, his public speaking skills are as bad as Bidens.fadein11
- where is the throwing shoe guy?api
