For a better tomorrow.
For a better tomorrow.
- MrAbominable1
Signs your getting old?
Pete Davidson.
I just don't get it. Pretty much just Sandler without the talent and leaning on the stoner-chic thing heavily.
- Sandler has talent?Nairn
- What Naim said!chukkaphob
- sandler shot his wad after happy gilmore.sarahfailin
- Nowhere in there was that a send-up of Sandler. Only that i at least GET his appeal.MrAbominable
- Bluejam4
- ZZ TopRamanisky2
- David LettermanKrassy
- Oshudibec
- Sacha Cohen's latestBustySaintClaire
- @dibec but but, are you 100% sure tho? SMHchukkaphob
- David Cross before his hair fell out?PhanLo
- never gets old chukka lolRamanisky2
- @Ram hehe! ;-)chukkaphob
- fooler5
Signs your getting old?
I haven’t had to set my alarm clock in a few years. No matter how late I go to bed or how many pints I’ve had the night before my body wakes up at 6am. Even on the weekends.
- autoflavour1
- Maybe we could find a way to catch all of the water that falls off of the flat earth and fix the drought.lemmy_k
- or we could setup daylight wasting time during late hours of the night. huh?renderedred
- I think we should build air conditioners outside.Hayoth
- I hope John's a teacher.MrT
- Nairn3
- Just needs a labrador in a disability scooter.Nairn
- I feel vulnerable.soundofreason
- Excellent! You can get a shot next season.Nairn
- Feeling vulnerable is not excellent, you should get more in touch with your feelings.
Get a shot at what next season?soundofreason - lolNairn
- What's your complaint here? That mass media decides to impose their agenda on the masses where a woman can be a Dr. via a fictional biological ability?soundofreason
- Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!soundofreason
- No complaint as such, I'm just bemused by the sheer BBCness at play here. It's not the female role per se, it's all of it, bundled up into one saccharine bombNairn
- toot toot!
http://www.oafe.net/…Nairn - And you think this is new? You think the previous seasons and the rest of entertainment don't follow a preset format that reflects the current worldview?soundofreason
- At least be thankful they made her white.soundofreason
- I'm not sure I implied it's new - I've grown up with Auntie, after all. I just find this 'ere a particularly egregious example.
Toot toot!Nairn - worked on this ;-)mugwart
- zaq9
- the prime minister of Poland?_niko
- Low Cells Tom at it again! :DBennn
- solid effort in fairnessjimzy
- The car is zaqs mom and his head is my johnsondocpoz
- so your johnson is useless like your response?zaq
- He need more vodka!Bindegal
- As useless as your dad was in conceiving you. I am your father.docpoz
- looks more like a zaq, a kozaqsted
- the russian is strong in this oneoey
- personally, I would prefer COTD on the frontpage, rather than seeing thisSimonFFM
- how big is this f'ing gif????shapesalad
- HijoDMaite1
blog
Where is QBN thread for personal sites? Shouldn’t we by now have a place to show off or get critique on the sites we use? I know there are the critique my site threads but maybe just one where we can dump everything in. Would that work?
- Like the show some recent work thread?zarkonite
- Like the Newstoday™®© thread?sted
- No, not show what work you make. Show what site you are using for your business. Maybe you made it maybe a friend made it.HijoDMaite
- https://www.qbn.com/…
You need to learn how to use Google Hijo, this is not the first time I'm helping you out with this.soundofreason - ^ ZINGHayzilla
- NBQ003
- weinstein?docpoz
- Axl Rose?PhanLo
- humpty dumpty?renderedred
- benny hillBluejam
- Too much Country Life.Morning_star
- search comes up as 'senior citizen' LOLhelloeatbreathedrive
- Ray WinstoneGardener
- If in case you guys don't know who it is I can reveal it. Just let me knowNBQ00
- Wonder where he's hiding his pistol?matski
- Rotten??Projectile
- Oh, dear.Continuity
- Raoul Moat?kingsteven
- Jabba the Fucking Hutt.Continuity
- anarchy in the ukSTORM305
- cookie monster?hans_glib
- Christian Bale.
Give the man another Oscar!soundofreason - The Six Million Pound Moirékingsteven
- https://www.youtube.…kingsteven
- ^ lol @soundhelloeatbreathedrive
- Punk's not dead... ouch man, I know that punks are allergic to exercise, but start smoking again or somethingOBBTKN
- gammon evolution is complete.fadein11
- Pretty FatcuntGardener
- What cultFashion is this?futurefood
- Sitting around drinking warm guinness and living off Nora Foster's money for decades - much punk. :/GM278
- Nora Foster who?NBQ00
- his missus mother of Ari of The SlitsGardener
- Punk's grandad.Nairn
- Punk as fuckThe_Reprisalizer
- and this is why I wont be going to the PiL reunion showfooler
- I know none of you know him, but this looks just like my father would if he took up raving, or gay bars, or perhaps both.ben_
- lol @ the toys. He's a giant babydbloc
- Punk's Dead.chukkaphob
- from Sex Pistols
to Steaks Bisquitschukkaphob - Punks Daddbloc
- she looks hungryKrassy
- Axl rosedocpoz
- Hah ha ha...ever get the feeling you've been cheated?see_thru
- looks like a normal person to me. whats not normal is idolizing them as teenagers.hotroddy
- @hotroddy punk's not to be taken as seriously as you dochukkaphob
- I don't. Before my time chukka.hotroddy
- Elton John right?Hayoth
- who is this, seriouslypinkfloyd
- Sinbadcanoe
- sammie sosa?pinkfloyd
- @pinkfloyd Johnny Rootten of the Sex Pistols!chukkaphob
- @pinkfloyd this guy! https://orig00.devia…chukkaphob
- thanks!pinkfloyd
- Boy Georgebreadlegz
- Chucka?utopian
- Totally Boy George.rootlock
- Fat pistolpango
- johnny swollenrenderedred
- John Candyridlerontheroof
- maquito2
- girl's best friendfuturefood
- 1000 species of tuber cultivated in Boliviasarahfailin
- < 3.000 in peru.maquito
- Peru be like: "Bitch please".
They had labs just to fuck with what new species they could come up with. But to be fair, Bolivia was part of the Inca empire.soundofreason - New Sagmeister campaign?matski
- Those Bolivian frost dried potatoes that end up black and zero nutrition are awful.shapesalad
- or maybe it was 10,000 in bolivia ;) http://www.yago1.com…sarahfailin
- based on Stormy Daniels description of Trumps cock - id say this is the Trump Family Cock Collection...RumperChunk
- inv0
- < THIS is what I came in here for
Thanks, inv :)Nairn - Was having tough start to week until I saw this.hotroddy
- blimey, a car crash of a presentationhans_glib
- You build it, they'll come. Nice to see first customer. Proof that sometimes you just got to build it to get people wanting it.shapesalad
- Starts 28:35Hayzilla
- He’s so awkward yet endearing._niko
- What a waste of money and resources. Disgraceful. Egomaniacs, both of them.chukkaphob
- ^ I like that. Means he's human!mugwart
- what does that mean? "he's human?" Everyone is human. But these 2 are selfcentered wasteful egomaniac CLINTs.chukkaphob
- exploration is the reason you exist chukka. He is the modern day Magellanhotroddy
- ^ LMAO!chukkaphob
- Wasting everyone's resources to achieve something that has already been achieved half a century ago. For one billionaire.mekk
- It's a creative subsidy for a test flight. Either you get it, or you're against the very idea of developing space travel.
'SMH' as someone here often saysNairn - Well, we know how he dies.ShenanigansTV
- I am absolutely against space tourism. WTF people, we already destroy our own planet by intense traveling, are we exporting pollution to space now as well? smhmekk
- fuck's sake, space is exactly the best place for pollution - it's Bezos' ambition to promote off-world industrialism, all this is grist to the millNairn
- I sure hope you live your own life as parsimoniously and sanctinomiously as you imply here... no flights abroad, etc? No wee drives or use of plastic?Nairn
- Besides which, if the BFR works, it'll burn methane, which can potentially be created carbon-neutrally (indeed, is the point at the Mars end)Nairn
- btw, when I said 'space travel' I didn't specifically mean 'space tourism', rather the general evolution of that capability.Nairn
- ^ no flights, <5k ml /year driving, avoiding plastic when possible, yes. no big deal trying to have a low footprint.mekk
- Aye, likewise, although having a foreign partner who needs to go home twice a year has slightly fucked my intents. yet I think space tech's worth it.Nairn
- You can visit your partner in space then, wohomekk
- They will have an orgy in space, and for the first time it won't be pixellatedpinkfloyd
- so far we haven't found any life - so the pollution argument doesn't hold up.hotroddy
- < THIS is what I came in here for
- Bennn0
Vid of the Day
I had anxiety and a beginning of a panic attack just by watching this... check the graphic at 4:45
- sad, poor choice of hobby by 6 foot 200 pound Johnspl33nidoru
- FUCK THAT!Hayzilla
- oh dear godGnash
- Darwin awards are being given to people every day.NBQ00
- "Johns body is still inside"
jeezBluejam - unfortunate.shapesalad
- Fuck himdrgs
- Those Mormon songs must have been a great comfort.MrT
- instant claustrophobia! fuck that.dorf
- Nope nope nopeGucci
- just the shots at the beginning made me having difficulties breathing, no jokeBennn
- i mean the shot from 10sec to 30sec.Bennn
- geezus christ, i just tried watching the video again and I seriously had to stop it, my heart is pumping and I feel super bad. Fuck that shit!Bennn
- He died doing what he loves?........pango
- I'm never doing this. I'll visit big, touristy caves and I'm done.docpoz
- Thoughts and prayers.shapesalad
- that is literally my WORSE nightmare...necromation
- Bennn0
- Hell no. Not watching that. As a kids the photos on the news that night made me cry big time.Hayzilla
- this is why i avoid crowdsdocpoz
- same @hayzilla. horrific.fadein11
- I once was stuck in a crowd at the end of a System of a Down concert, the venue was shit. We all started to get crushed, but it didnt escalate, thank godBennn
- shit I remember that. Fucking cunt copsmugwart
- chukkaphob2
- via https://www.qbn.com/…chukkaphob
- Needs one of those Melania I don't care coats...see_thru
- lolchukkaphob
- The pyjama man can!mort_
- xanax and cocaineApeRobot
- mick hucknallBluejam
- Thoughts and prayers.shapesalad
- oh, it's johnny trump, donald's younger brotherrenderedred
- Elton Johnridlerontheroof
- Bennn4
Bitcoin
lol
my initial investing is currently almost totally vanished!Cryptoz are so fun they said, invest in cryptoz they said.
- say see ya in 5-10 years to that moneysted
- You did know it may be risky?fadein11
- How much did you invest? Any serious money or just few hundred bucks?NBQ00
- He invested Bennnn amounts ;) If i remember correctly, a solid 2-40% was lost in transaction fees alone.monospaced
- What else did "they" sayyuekit
- just a few hundreds, was testing and learning the thing. never again.Bennn
- my initial 3 digits investment is now 2 digits. lolcano!Bennn
- but it's supposed to make you a millionaire according to McAfeeKrassy
- Glad to hear you only invested 3 digits. It's a completely unregulated market so there's zero protection against all the usual scams.The_Reprisalizer
- bitcoin is great for buying drugs. thats about itautoflavour
- Unregulated? Yeah. THAT is the issue. Lol.monospaced
- Should have given me the money. I would spend it well.pango
- Thoughts and prayers.shapesalad
- shapesalad3
Punches For:
For this guy:
Everytime I visit siteinspire.com he's there staring back at me with his pale ill gaunt look and odd white clothing and stupid new hipster trend in glasses (thin metal frames are now in, plastic frames are now out, apparently.).
Something about his punchable face, the lack of emotion on his face but that look in his eyes like he's say "Yeah, I'm cooler than you, I'm so hip, yep and the jokes on you for not getting the references my style make, you square, you - oh the irony - you sqarespace advertising demographic."
- You sound threatened. Haha.monospaced
- This guy looks like he's promoting golf stuff.Continuity
- Who?NBQ00
- wow, I didn't read anything remotely annoying about that image, just a bloke in a cap doing what he's told for a photoshoot no?fadein11
- I think if he were looking away, I can accept.shapesalad
- haha, this guy is the most neutral person possible and it upset you that much?qoob
- maybe it's the tint on his lenses. he needs to eat more chicken liver. quit smoking. shave. remove hat. black suit jacket. new glasses.shapesalad
- and what's with his nose?shapesalad
- lol, he's an interesting guy. lighten up a bit.ben_
- Coming from a guy with a "pale ill gaunt look", I lol'dThe_Reprisalizer
- He's the cousin of those twins from The MatrixThe_Reprisalizer
- I don't think this is a real person, more likely an AI-generated rendering of what a designer/artist should look like.qoob
- put some crystals on itthumb_screws
- LOL.. had never heard of him until Pow Wow this year he was the guest.. everyone was loosing their shit over him.autoflavour
- not entirely sure I subscribe to his design sensibility, but with collaborators like Pharell, he definitely is playing to win.autoflavour
- https://www.perrotin…autoflavour
- Kinda bland and unappealing. The image screams "tires for sale"docpoz
- Thoughts and prayers.shapesalad
- Nice hat angle.Hayoth
- cannonball19780
- lol. Too bad it wasn't on Fox News or CNN.NBQ00
- hahadocpoz
- Docpoz was that you and someone's mom?PhanLo
- No it wasn't me, unfortunately, it was your father and his mistress. Your mom said he loves the double dildo action.docpoz
- LOLHayzilla
- I doubt it was my dad Doc, he's been dead over 12 years, not unless the woman was into fucking corpses. TBH I doubt much is left of him.PhanLo
- Fake. And Stupid.stoplying
- zombiedocpoz
- Fake. And Stupid.chukkaphob
- Stupid and FakeRamanisky2
- Buhboom Boom Bayum!cannonball1978
- Bluejam1
- jim carreydocpoz
- Daniel Day LewisContinuity
- Javier Bardempablo28
- http://www.aintitcoo…Bluejam
- Thom YorkeKrassy
- BonoOBBTKN
- Benicio del ToroKrassy
- Michael Shannonantonyjwhite
- The Joker.jtb26
- Missing the scarsdocpoz
- Kevin klinefuturefood
- Kyle Rendocpoz
- Alanis MorissetteMrT
- Charles Mansoncannonball1978
- River Phoenixutopian
- The masturbating, homeless guy from the L trainridlerontheroof
- Max katieLMFAO
- soundofreason6
- Brakeless & pegless geriatric gang.
Thats whats up!soundofreason - looks like some kind of instrument of tortureFax_Benson
- Fun or torture. Different strokes for different folks.soundofreason
- stealth :)microkorg
- Why the no brakes? I never get that, besides being "cool". Nice, though, I miss the playing days.formed
- No brakes: One less piece of equipment to maintain. Makes you commit to stuff & have better speed control. No need for a gyro when doing bars (which I don't do)soundofreason
- Looking cool is the least of your worries when you're over forty and riding kids bikes!soundofreason
- "why not brakes?" lol, do skateboards have brakes? It's not for the morning commute.fadein11
- no*fadein11
- Skateboards don't have breaks, but they go much slower, and if you have any skill, you can easily stop with a powerslide.section_014
- BMX bikes minus brakes are generally used at skateparks/parks, you rarely see pro riders with brakes. With skill you can stop minus brakes on a BMX also.fadein11
- Mostly street riders ride brakeless, park riders want brakes for fufanus, tyre taps & the such.soundofreason
- too old for this... would kill myself in half a minute... Nice post for Sings you're getting oldOBBTKN
- It doesn't take much skill to stop, you just jam your foot in the back like it was docpoz's mom.soundofreason
- lol.fadein11
- you are correct as well.fadein11
- I get not having a front break if you want to do bar stuff, but c'mon, a single break isn't hard to maintain...feels like all the hipsters w their fixed bikes..formed
- Fucking LOL. Have you ever seen a bike IRL? In your expert opinion where would you put the rear tyre break for bars, under the seat?soundofreason
- Do you even shred, bro? I have to adjust my bars at least once a week due to the beating they take.
Keep hatin'.soundofreason - You seemed interested in the reasons why people rode brake-less and I gave you several of them. There's not much more I can do for you.soundofreason
- Brakeless & pegless geriatric gang.
