For a better tomorrow.
For a better tomorrow.
- neverscared1
- The leaking seed vaultrobotron3k
- You'd know all labout leaking seed, wouldn't you, robo?
HAW HAW HAW I MADE A FUNNYNairn - It had one jobGnash
- Its leaking?Bennn
- Nairm, there is a funny in there somewhat, I'm still looking... :)robotron3k
- Bennn9
News of the day...
''Dog killer dies after pet owner rams him into a brick wall with his car''
https://metro.co.uk/2018/01/19/d…
- Good job.PhanLo
- what's even stranger is there is a reflection of a man playing the piano in the bottom left corner. Who could tickle the ivories at a time like this?_niko
- Worth itcannonball1978
- dude got Pango'd!utopian
- LolGnash
- @_niko dude!!?helloeatbreathedrive
- he got played out!pango
- https://www.youtube.…pango
- @niko you got an eye manrenderedred
- @niko That's clearly a bassoon.garbage
- The world is now one less future serial killerOP31
- ^This +1PhanLo
- The darts contained a dose of the muscle relaxant suxamethonium that was large enough to kill the dogs instantly, and could harm people who ate the poisoned dogslinky
- meat.slinky
- LOL @ The world is now one less future serial killermoldero
- wtf loli_was
- NBQ007
- would be cooler if smallersarahfailin
- needs to be much longerKrassy
- that's only a partial CVS couponutopian
- It's called fashion.
Look it up.stoplying - If she were smaller it would be the right size.robotron3k
- Derelicte capaignnb
- grafician0
- "The Solar System is traveling at an average speed of 230 km/s (828,000 km/h) or 143 mi/s (514,000 mph) within its trajectory around the galactic center,"grafician
- The animation exaggerates it.i_monk
- Sure, it's not 100% accurate, but we can get an idea on how planets really movegrafician
- not a pic! godamn it grafician!CALLES
- What is the Matrix?Bennn
- what are the blue and white sphere at the top and bottom going straight?Bennn
- ^ probably Neptune and PlutoGnash
- Looks strikingly similar to my signaturemisterhow
- Where's Nibiru?Maaku
- ^Nibiru is just out of frame because it has a very elongated orbitgrafician
- the violet is that damn Tesla roadster Elon launched a few years agoBustySaintClaire
- The question is, what is it moving in relation to?Chimp
- The centre of gravitational mass, which in this case is my balls.Nairn
- THE MORE YOU KNOWapi
- Every comment section should be made into a t-shirt, lolMaaku
- Still not feelin’ anything and no we’re not spinning at constant speedmtch
- We live on a disk. This is all BS!Bennn
- Ladies and gentlemen, we're floating in spacejaylarson
- how is that speed calculated? do they take into account the speed of the galaxy as a whole as well? and of the local cluster? and of the expanding universe?_niko
- Here's a detailed scientific explanation of the actual motion of the planets: https://medium.com/s…zarkonite
- https://medium.com/s…zarkonite
- ah thanks Zarkonite, so taking it all into account, it looks like we're moving at 368 km/s_niko
- Taking EVERYTHING into account, we're probably 'travelling' at over light speed compared to observers over the rim of the observable universe.Nairn
- Weeeeeeee!jaylarson
- It's all relative. Ba-dum-tssssh!monospaced
- Bennn2
- 1:09 :Dsted
- not sure how that is the worlds largest pedal board.. she is super super cute tho.. huge sucker for tight white shirts.autoflavour
- talentedutopian
- *her personality shines through in an artistic way ;)renderedred
- I wish I had access to that musical set up - take or leave the pedals tho.stoplying
- I wish i met this chick in university...
*sigh*ideaist - no worries you wouldn't be together by nowsted
- Nairn6
Space is the place
This is really cool -
"See a satellite tonight
-No telescope required".https://james.darpinian.com/sate…
The "see where it will appear in your sky" button is particularly neat.
Use it to try and see a Starlink 'Train'...
- misterhow6
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After a five year absence, I played 5 on 5 pickup basketball this morning. My 44-year-old legs hurt in places that I didn't know I had. I kept up with the young pups but I sure am feeling it a few hours later.
- https://static01.nyt…pango
- This is how heart attacks happen. Gotta ease inGnash
- We don't have hearts in our legs Gnash! Chill, let the man play geez!grafician
- Rule #1 when playing bball after 10 years: warm-up with some light jogging & easy jumpinggrafician
- Rule #2 when playing bball after 10 years: just watch NBA and be ruthless in the comments after a game!grafician
- hans_glib3
- ffs!!!hans_glib
- wowrenderedred
- That demo sounds really nice. Hopefully they do a cheap (price, not quality) case.section_014
- nice, i have a frequency central system 100 eurorack clone... i wonder how it compares.kingsteven
- wow, that's actually incredible. the frequency central ones don't quite squeeze all the controls of the original on therekingsteven
- a full synth voice for $99 ooft. may have to expand my euro systemkingsteven
- oh man there they are... https://media.giphy.…prophetone
- so obvious that was going to happen.. behringer just going to keep releasing until the industry collapsesautoflavour
- apparently there's a moog wall on the way as well..hans_glib
- :) :) :)!!!futurefood
- duckseason2
- I was quite proud of getting my word, and then I saw the leaderboard. Bottom 25%. didn't help that I forgot my alphabet and kept adding words already excludedNairn
- I got today's normal word in 21 guesses. Gave up on hard after about 15.duckseason
- this is almost pure luck. 4 guesses?! cmonsection_014
- Hard:
You got it!grafician - wtf, my above reply disappeared?!
Anyway, the Hard word was "desolate" got it in 50+ tries with the help of a dictionary in like 10 mingrafician - I just gave up on a game, as I couldn't think of a word in between Jarred and Jasmine.
I forgot 'Jarring'.
Pile of cunt.Nairn - 12/3:23 - normalDRIFTMONKEY
- eff this:
You got it!whatthefunk - 11 guesses 1:56HijoDMaite
- "Allow"
Normal, 11 guesses, 4m19si_monk - Normal, 14 in 1m53s
Hard, 23 in 4m11sduckseason
- deadsperm4
- This would make a great you-sunk-my-battlesh... style game boardGnash
- T-23
You killed my Saracen, you dog!Gnash - I read that in a "You dirty dog" - Norm Macdonald voice.deadsperm
- Notice how Satan makes the Millennials time his home.deadsperm
- Even they knew the millenials would screw things up ;-)BustySaintClaire
- Timeline timelines itselfKrassy
- Hayzilla0
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Americans sure seem to like taking corn off the cob!
https://www.walmart.com/c/kp/cor…Why not just buy sweetcorn? Cheaper, quicker, easier.
Or do people just like doing it?- The cob is the best part of the corn.
;-)deadsperm - ^ LOL. Yea get that pesky yellow shit off that sweet sweet cob.Hayzilla
- https://www.youtube.…deadsperm
- Sweet corn isn't omnipresent over here as it is in the UKi_monk
- ^ You mean the US don't eat as much or they don't know you can buy it in tins?Hayzilla
- We have it in tins obviously, but you guys are crazy for it in comparison. There's a sweetcorn version of everything in the UK.i_monk
- boiling a fresh ear of corn is cheaper, quicker and easier than using canned, though, and the US has enough corn fields to FILL the UK probably ;)monospaced
- Fresh corn, in season, is so cheap it's almost free. And yes, we have tons of sweet corn. It's why midwesterners are SO FAT.monospaced
- Good grief - can't get a good dry-pan char on bloody tinned corn. It's not the seventies any more, c'mon!Nairn
- @mono I'd rather roast it (husk just falls off). But, yeah, it's like 5 for $1 at peak season.section_014
- corn is pretty much in everything in the states (except off the cob in tins). https://is.gd/uc4t9h…kingsteven
- i_monk I'm not sure you have been to the UK. Sweetcorn everything? Any Brits here know what he's on about? LOLHayzilla
- i think he's referring to tinned sweetcornkingsteven
- @mono I'll give you a race and I'm willing to bet a million quid I could open 30 tins of sweetcorn before you could get the pan boiled you dolt.Hayzilla
- @mono I'll have to take your word on price though. I never buy it because my wife hates it. Shame. I fucking love corn!Hayzilla
- mmm, cold sodden tinned corn kernels.
'Fresh' from the Green Giant's anus.Nairn - Oh I knew you'd chime in with some hipster bullshit Nairn. "One only eats pan charred corn." Cock.Hayzilla
- The cob is the best part of the corn.
- utopian1
- Ample Soft Pro Medium
www.myfonts.com/font…...Miesfan - https://www.myfonts.…Miesfan
- awfulshapesalad
- thanks Miesutopian
- Turd Sansmaquito
- Ample Soft Pro Medium
- Bennn0
News of the day...
not really a news, but an article
'The Forgotten Art of Squatting Is a Revelation for Bodies Ruined by Sitting'
https://getpocket.com/explore/it…- The Noble Savage.deadsperm
- ^Gnash
- Not all have forgotten, though
https://melmagazine.…Gnash - LOL :Ddeadsperm
- hehe :DBennn
- Some of us started 'forgetting' that anterior-rotated, hyper-shortened rectus femoris, about ... oh I don't know, 12 million years ago.BustySaintClaire
- it's not lost for those who still shit in the woodshotroddy
- Love the name of the image - SlavSquat!toemaas
- This thread is just ripe with racists with no flexibility. TWS is where it's at.garbage
- calling every post you don't agree with racist. no wonder you like to call yourself garbage.hotroddy
- Opening note is literally "The Noble Savage". Busty made a condescending joke about people who do this are less evolved. Are you actually stupid?garbage
- And I'm not some SJW strawman triggered about racism. I literally said "TWS" in my comment. Again, are you actually stupid?garbage
- And if you're going to put that much weight in names, I'll play that game and give you a pass, because fast cars aren't expected to comprehend subtext.garbage
- So calling out a racist concept is now racist? Can we even use words anymore?
I'm getting too old for this shit.deadsperm - Calling out? You said it. This isn't newfangled outrage culture; Dickens mocked the concept of the noble savage in the 1800s. Wait, were you born in the 1800s?garbage
- If so, then yeah you're probably too old for this shit and everything else.garbage
- You 100% misunderstood deadsperm’s reference. It’s the exact opposite of what you think he meant.Gnash
- (Sorry to assume your gender, dead)Gnash
- My pronouns are he/him/clint.
It feels like 2016 again.deadsperm - What did I misunderstand? Regale me.garbage
- Take what you thought, now think the complete opposite. That should cover itGnash
- So you have no argument, and you're just butthurt because somebody called you out for being ignorant. Gotcha.garbage
- Damn, caught in my own trap. You too big brain for meGnash
- Don't worry, you'll talk pretty someday.garbage
- Loved that book.Gnash
- The Youth In Asia does apply to this situation.deadsperm
- LolGnash
- I don't mean this as a knock, but it's weird that Sedaris is heralded as a novelist, when he's really just a long-form funnyman.garbage
- Long-form funnyman works for me (and probably him, as well). I always see him when he passes through my townGnash
- (...to his reading, not like for drinks)Gnash
- Bluejam1
- nicePonyBoy
- very nicehans_glib
- so 2019utopian
- reminds me of the flash days.. when people were still trying to do cool shit.Al_dizzle
- ^^^grafician
- yes the Flash days were highly creative days. We were there.Bennn
- so lovely_niko
- What do you think that was created in? source shows it as being canvas but no hints as to what created in?dee-dubs
- Krassy18
- fuuuuuuckpedromendez
- all these years... battling with trying to hang shitpedromendez
- Obviously reversed!nbq
- Nice!!OBBTKN
- https://www.youtube.…utopian
- so much art... so little forkscaterpus
- Why isn't this taught in schools?webazoot
- +milfhunter
- omg! It took me 15 min to try to hang something last month! NOW I KNOW!!Bennn
- witchcraft!misterhow
- https://i.imgur.com/…Continuity
- My life was heading this way before this. Now my lifes' going this way. #lifechangingBennn
- What the....fyoucher1
- even the cat is watching the fork in 'whut'Bennn
- disclosure is real...lots of advanced technology posted online lately...liberation is coming.uan
- Wait!
No "what the fork?!" comment?
QBN, I am disappoint.Krassy - USEFUL THREAD https://www.qbn.com/…api
