For a better tomorrow.
- pango7
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Awww someone left heart shape chocolates on my desk.
Hopefully not Jannet from accounting. She's like 60...- nah, it's the girl with the shirtrenderedred
- LOLsea_sea
- that isn't chocolate and it was the office dogsted
- Dammit, Jannet.DRIFTMONKEY
- ediblespockets
- lolset
- Bennn-4
- you can tell she loves the attentionhotroddy
- 5 years in a gulag should wipe that smirk off her face.Nairn
- everybody does stupid shit, but who the hell films it and puts in online? is becoming a viral sensation a thing no matter how?renderedred
- This should be in the punches for thread.ShenanigansTV
- I wonder how she looks under all that surgery and make upMaaku
- wow, that's an early duckface (unless actually 50 and has a great surgeon)fadein11
- CLINTutopian
- Skank...I guess she didn't want to do a sex tape.BusterBoy
- went to john's condo. john finished and refused to pay, she started throwing his furniture off the balcony..._niko
- In the little slag's defence, I think the only way to wipe that smirk off her face is to drain all the collagen outset
- How does a 19-year old get to be like this?jagara
- inter-nets is messing up the childrenzBennn
- Kids have been throwing vricks off motorway overpases since before the internet came along. Some people are just dumb as shit.Nairn
- Next: 5M followers on instagram. Unfortunately our society turned this stupid.NBQ00
- https://i2-prod.mirr…Raybandana
- https://www.instagra…Raybandana
- New Gods.PhanLo
- Oh yes, skankalicious!_niko
- WHATACUNT™pedromendez
- Idiocracy Part IIIanbolton
- She will probably become a prime minister one dayBennn
- aslip12
Proud dads...
A hot lap pic from my little guy's rookie season last summer. We're getting pumped for 2019!
- Gnash1
- yupGnash
- top 3 have no taste buds. bottom 2 - taste depends on meat's quality.pr2
- I'm definately the nice gift card girlshellie
- If I wanted raw meat I'd stay home and not turn on the stove or bbq myself.i_monk
- wrong on so many counts.utopian
- The chart they show a middle aged woman when she starts having hot flashes.ShenanigansTV
- add to the top, "tells great stories of occasionaly episodes of e.coli, salmonella or listeria"BustySaintClaire
- lols at the various flavours of offence taken here.Nairn
- Ha! True Nairn.aslip
- I only eat steak at home because I can cook it spot on myself. Sit down dining for me has become about the effort or difficulty it take to make the food.hosscreative
- So, steak is simple... but a good Mexican meal... making a good version can take tons of prep wreck the kitchen. It might turn out nice, but it's a workout.hosscreative
- I find the opposite - Mexican's involving, but there's so many variables that some good has to come out of it, even if it's not absolutely 'right'.Nairn
- Whereas steak has like three variables - fuck one and you've fucked the centrepiece of your meal. I very have steak at home for this reason...Nairn
- *very rarely.
HA!Nairn - bottom one: if i got held up at the office and my wife decided to BBQ_niko
- hehe... pretty accurate, nikoPonyBoy
- the bottom one is a little too rare for my wife. she is a great fan over carbonised shoe leather. then again, she is scottish :/hans_glib
- Where is our fellow uruguayan when we need him?? The best meat roasters in the world...OBBTKN
- This describes some of my friends perfectlyatomholc
- Orders tartare, gets free drinks, leaves no tip, and gets complimentary blowjob from waiter and/or waitress.utopain
- Trump orders his steaks well done.monospaced
- @utopian, I grew up in a steakhouse. I can say beyond a doubt that this is quite accurate.Gnash
- I'd noticed many social/psychological correlations to food & drink over the many years being in that bizGnash
- I once forgot what carpaccio was called and ordered tartare, thinking that's what I wanted. I'll never make that mistake again.Nairn
- lolz... 'utopain'
'topes!!! someone be trolling you!!!PonyBoy - I'm normally #2 on that chart, but I'll never send a #1 back to the kitchen, either. The remaining 3 ... forget it. Won't touch 'em.Continuity
- Where's the well done with ketchup?
https://www.eater.co…BH26 - absolutely tipping 20%sea_sea
- never say no to coupons.pango
- Gardener4
- You could have just spent the time petting me, Steve, instead of building this thing.lemmy_k
- ^ hah, my dog is called lemmy :-Dkingsteven
- Nice-Doggo-MachineBindegal
- my dog would destroy in secondsProjectile
- imbecile0
blog
oh yeah, that relationship is definitely trashed...
- You did react to Bennn a little strongly..Nairn
- he can eat a dick, he asked if i would like murdered in a topic about food.imbecile
- Nah, it seemed to be a correlation of experiencing death from the animals point of view. Did not seem malicious to me.DRIFTMONKEY
- Anyone else see the facetiousness in what Bennnnnnn said almost immediately and didn’t give it a second thought at all?mg33
- Of course bennn was being facetious. Grow up, imbecile... nobody wants you dead or was threatening you... bennn was making a comparison (albeit silly).PonyBoy
- You seem to have issues w/a few folks... asking for chukk to be banned... calling out bennn now (and you've told me to fuck off more than once)...PonyBoy
- ... perhaps it's time to take a break (maybe log out for five minutes?)
<3PonyBoy - @mg33. same.Gnash
- i have issues. that's the end of that statement.imbecile
- I sincerely hope you find resolution for whatever you're in.pango
- Can't we all just get along you cunts?set
- Ben asked you a hypothetical question and you took it literally and think he's threatening to kill you... lolset
- too much twitter time, i sayhans_glib
- neverscared0
- Charlie Sheen's heart?PhanLo
- Dino nuts?aslip
- deez nuts?sarahfailin
- looks like heartz
feels like ballzsted - Donald before makeup?MrT
- Maaku1
Show Yo Wallet
I've had a regular leather wallet for 5+ years, it's worn off and ugly.
Debating getting this one:
- I just feel like this is going to sever my femoral artery... or at least tear my pants (I too have been contemplating this)PonyBoy
- I keep considering these. I worry the money clip would wear a hole in my front pocket. I heard the elastic band version needs to be replaced every so often.duckseason
- ^ Valid pointsMaaku
- tears your pants, ive had onepockets
- Crapi_was
- do you need to debate it?jagara
- * I was considering getting this one, Jagara. Not anymore.Maaku
- autoflavour11
- walls hold up the roof..autoflavour
- Also Windsor’s got like 100k people and is the armpit of Canada but yeah_niko
- I thought Welland was the armpit.i_monk
- And I thought the Bush family were morons.utopian
- shit flows south. usa is canada's mexico. it's culture not politics.hotroddy
- and not like americans are jumping over walls to get into canada.hotroddy
- And Detroit has been democratically controlled for over half a century...and those people create misery and murder.Hayoth
- "Wall work!"aslip
- and liberals buy foreign cars!hotroddy
- To be fair, that river is frikkin cold.see_thru
- @hotroddy, so do conservatives, and all types of people who believe in free trade and capitalismmonospaced
- to you mono.. all republicans are rednecks and drive ford pick up trucks.hotroddy
- why would you say something so ignorant, hotroddy? I've never said anything along those lines, and I don't appreciate you're pathetic attempt to label memonospaced
- I guess to you all liberals are rich, educated and drive quality foreign cars? You'd call me a dumbass for saying that, right? Fuckin' hell.monospaced
- @utopian lolapi
- DRIFTMONKEY23
- Nice !gonzalle
- Really coolatomholc
- reminds me of hong kongimbecile
- noiceutopian
- Djibouti!imbecile
- Well, that's not Wolverhampton.see_thru
- Could be the cover for a Kruder & Dorfmeister compilation CDKrassy
- reminds me of:
http://i.imgur.com/F…jaylarson - lense distortion nillshapesalad
- I was thinking the same thing Jay.utopian
- @jaylarson same here!Krassy
- imbecile1
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bennnnnnnn,
re: https://www.qbn.com/reply/392156…
@imbecile Would you like me to kill you with a bow and arrows or with a rifle? Yeah dont answer
again..... fuck. off.
LOL AF :D :D :D :D
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding us all?
You just threatened to shoot a human, totally different asshole.
You somehow think that killing an animal with a bow and arrow is somehow a more painful, maybe less dignified way to die?
How fucking stupid are you? seriously? Do you have no idea the way that the industrial food industry is run?
Have you read the Jungle? Have you seen Samsara?
Do you ever know what the fuck you're on about? Just go hit another woman in the subway and keep whining about a pay service wanting money.
btw keep typing shit from behind your keyboard you fuckwit, i do not appreciate the threat
- Ooooh! I'm never here when shit hits the fan!i_monk
- Don't think it's necessary to make a new post for this tho.pango
- Don't you dare quitting QBN because of BennnsplanationsMaaku
- lolset
- drama + drama please!i_monk
- why quit? but fuck bennnnnnn and his ignoranceimbecile
- bennn was just being his good old explicit self, that's how i got it ;) c'mon man.renderedred
- bennn only sees a narrow view of certain things, but insists that view is the same for everyone, and that's infuriatingmonospaced
- You have to look at Bennthreat™ like a Bennsplanation™, an anomaly, you must question and ponder its absurdity.futurefood
- This seriously could all be replied with "I'm right. You're wrong. Fuck you"pango
- LOL @futurefoodrenderedred
- I get emotive when its question of animals. You know I didnt really theatened you imbecile. Its was a style figure to mark a point.Bennn
- https://gifimage.net…pango
- Maybe the guy with the bow and arrow was aiming at the CEO of Adobe.LMFAO
- sothere3
Rejecting Projects for Moral Reasons
They was a 'stop the boats' campaign that came through a studio I worked in Melbourne, Australia. Nobody wanted to touch it.
- "Boat brakes" are a safety feature not to be neglected.shapesalad
- https://www.youtube.…shapesalad
- lol. cool vid.sothere
- Krassy7
- My CDs of this are worn out! A true classic.mort_
- Don't know what it is about this, but I never tire of it.Continuity
- timelessKrassy
- Found my double CD set the other day.jdascher1200
- can't find mineKrassy
- Every graphic designer/ creative had this. Me too. lolNBQ00
- talked to both at a party many years ago. kruder is cool, dorfmeister was kinda arrogant. together they are great!api
- PonyBoy9
RIP of the day
NASA's Opportunity rover, resilient Mars explorer, is officially dead
"The robotic trailblazer's mission comes to an end after more than 14 years on Mars. Goodnight, Oppy."
- Johnny 5section_014
- AliveDRIFTMONKEY
- Wow solar batteries and panels last 14 years to push a golf cart size machine around, impressive..!robotron3k
- it is impressive, robomonospaced
- is it not impressive that we can send big images and data from one planet to a another - without cable! :)api
- https://www.youtube.…pango
- got booster cables ?BustySaintClaire
- RIPOBBTKN
- @api, yes it ismonospaced
- His battery life is indeed impressive. But 14 years of sand dunes pictures, not so much.Maaku
- well, if you think that is the end result of hte mission, then you are grossly, drastically misinformedmonospaced
- and btw, on-site photos of the moon are impressive ... to claim otherwise is just being daftmonospaced
- I mean, we did find out there's ice and possibly water, as well as more data regarding it's atmosphere. But send that Chinese camera with 195 gigapixelsMaaku
- And then we can talk about impressive visual data. Maybe that'll help put an end to all the conspiracies.Maaku
- uhhh, we also put a freakin' rover on the moon and controlled it for 14 years while it took high-res images that put an end to conspiracies once and for allmonospaced
- how that's not impressive I do not knowmonospaced
- Did it go around or fell off the flat edge? Just kidding :)Maaku
- everyone knows this shit was all green-screened //PonyBoy
- Gnash9
Rejecting Projects for Moral Reasons
I did a bunch of work for Knickleback.
Ya, no morals here- haha, this one takes the cake_niko
- I feel for you man.zarkonite
- Brutalyuekit
- Ewwwwwwpango
- oh snap! :)renderedred
- You monster!thumb_screws
- Shaking head slowlyfyoucher1
- Who hurt you?DRIFTMONKEY
- i'm wondering what nonsense cover tracks a band called "Knickleback" even performs. asian knockoff?imbecile
- Any of your future argument is now Invalid. Lolpango
- hey, it paid my mortgage for a year
¯\_(ツ)_/¯Gnash - Haha. I read somewhere that Knickleback are to grunge what Mumford and Son's are to Folk. Two of the worst bands for me, ever!Ianbolton
- Hahaset
- My god Gnash, and you can sleep at night? o_OContinuity
- sarahfailin8
POETRY
'the genius of the crowd'
there is enough treachery, hatred violence absurdity in the average
human being to supply any given army on any given dayand the best at murder are those who preach against it
and the best at hate are those who preach love
and the best at war finally are those who preach peacethose who preach god, need god
those who preach peace do not have peace
those who preach peace do not have lovebeware the preachers
beware the knowers
beware those who are always reading books
beware those who either detest poverty
or are proud of it
beware those quick to praise
for they need praise in return
beware those who are quick to censor
they are afraid of what they do not know
beware those who seek constant crowds for
they are nothing alone
beware the average man the average woman
beware their love, their love is average
seeks averagebut there is genius in their hatred
there is enough genius in their hatred to kill you
to kill anybody
not wanting solitude
not understanding solitude
they will attempt to destroy anything
that differs from their own
not being able to create art
they will not understand art
they will consider their failure as creators
only as a failure of the world
not being able to love fully
they will believe your love incomplete
and then they will hate you
and their hatred will be perfectlike a shining diamond
like a knife
like a mountain
like a tiger
like hemlocktheir finest art
-Bukowski
- amen_niko
- +++renderedred
- Besides Bukowski, I admire William Wordsworth & John Clare and so on, such great minds.helloeatbreathedrive
- hank was a big fan of canadian, Al PurdyGnash
- never could get into him after how he treats his girlfriends. f bukowskijaylarson
- this poem says more about him and his fans than anything to mejaylarson
- you should read Fuck Machinedasohr
- Jaydasohr
- jaylarson5
- https://i.kym-cdn.co…jaylarson
- the pink bow really pulls it all together.dbloc
