Astrology
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- jatrick
Thoughts? Guys I work with are in to 'it', and I just read a 'personal portrait' horoscope for the first time in my life.
It was surprisingly, even unnervingly accurate.
Feeling like I need to put in totally different details and read again and see if that rings true too...
- set7
Number Yurimon, engage.
- LOL!renderedred
- http://ветлайт.рф/wp…...yurimon
- upvotedmoldero
- front page againyurimon
- your famousmoldero
- Yes yes. Everyone loves you here.pango
- What does front page mockery mean to you yurimon?monospaced
- reanimate0
How do people come up with astrology predictions anyway?
- its not really much of a prediction it just that certain potentialities exist with what happens with alignments.yurimon
- its like you have a changing stream or current. sometimes you go against the current and you get resistance. doesn' mean you wont make it but just an awarenessyurimon
- that certain conditions might create challenges. its like the weather. but you still need someone with skills to interpret. like anything else.yurimon
- Tell me more about how alignments can do this. Please.monospaced
- It's really not like the weather.formed
- What is it like then? And how does alignment effect things?pango
- Its a like a clock with each position a planet has an effect to it position. each planet has an effect due to its own radio or energetic frequency. a planetyurimon
- like Jupiter would have more effect because of its size and whatever frequencies characteristics that come off of it also the position.yurimon
- if you do a chart for someone. the time and date they are born, planets positions give you what is dominant for you.yurimon
- chinese astrology and vedic are different.yurimon
- over all its a calendar system. to track big tracks of time but if you observe long enough you can see the patterns of time.yurimon
- "Patterns" is the key word therekeewee
- how do those planet and energy frequency determent if i'm going to be a psychopath or pacifist?pango
- extraordinary or ordinary?pango
- which part of my brain or DNA are those planets trying to tickle?pango
- And how much does it tickle? gentle tap? or till i'm dead laughing and tearing?pango
- Uranus is tickling my ballsset
- yurimon, your reply to me asking how it works was to write that it works over and over. please answer... how? how can frequencies affect love life and chance?monospaced
- and do you honestly believe those astrologists or people who came up with it were measuring radio frequencies from planets?monospaced
- you are referring to the stereo typed astrology here.yurimon
- okay thenmonospaced
- keewee-1
I've been reading up on it a bit in the last year or too, after having a similar experience to yours jatrick. It kind of makes sense in that it helps to give someone an explanation for the particular areas of life that come into focus. Yurimon, that is a great analogy!
- wagshaft0
Not trying to be an asshole, but this is good viewing:
- yupmoldero
- thats not astrology brohz.yurimon
- if you going to debunk you need to do the actual process by a very good practitioner. someone who knows what they are doing.
then its debunked. not science.yurimon - there's no such thing as a good "astrology" practitioner. That's like saying there's a person who's good at communicating with fairies.monospaced
- ^ LOL!Continuity
- iCanHazQBN2
Astrology is 100% bullshit. People who believe in that stuff are dumber than religious people. And religious people are fucking dumb.
- < this.iCanHazQBN
- ^ that.iCanHazQBN
- there is different forms of astrology. the news paper one is bullshit. get to know the subject before you make superstitious decisions.yurimon
- +1keewee
- there is different forms of religion. the ________ one is bullshit. get to know the subject before you make superstitious decisions.iCanHazQBN
- thats not proof.yurimon
- I could prove you believe in astrology.yurimon
- Sure you can. I can prove to you spaghetti monster exist as well.pango
- I would say people to believe in astrology are exactly as dumb as religious people.CyBrainX
- yet you are are not ruling the world or commanding real power with all that know.yurimon
- gilgamush0
vs these huxters
- CyBrainX0
It's a fact that the positions of planets have nothing to do with our personalities or the events in our lives.
- but the planets said that i'm gonna get laid today!pango
- The Moon Disagreed ;)keewee
- I guess the earth position to the sun has nothing to do with life on this planet.yurimon
- can you prove this fact? yay or nay?yurimon
- the sun is so big it hold every planet in orbit, and it's our obvious energy source, but the effect of individual planets on each other is negligible at bestmonospaced
- I mean, how can you even compare how the sun creates seasons by baking the earth in rotation to radio frequencies giving you bad karma. Dude, really.monospaced
- A telephone pole a few feet away has more effect on you than any planet. http://en.wikipedia.…CyBrainX
- Damn science and the actual facts. This is on a different plane and you are too close minded to understand REAL astrology if you only care about facts.monospaced
- chrisRG2
try reading any other zodiac signs but yours.
you'll notice it stills "accurate".
100% BS.
- Ianbolton1
Holy shit, today I'm going to be butchered by a barbarian but I'll take away something so profound this will be a turning point for my life. I love horoscopes!
- set2
Are you at a dead end with love? Stuck in the same old rut?
Uranus suggests trying something new. Taking things from a new angle.
- thats mericanized astrology. I can prove you follow astrology in your life.yurimon
- Prove that shit brogilgamush
- Unfortunately Yurimon my dear chap, it's evident that there's very little you can prove.set
- lol, he is clearly referring to his own version of astrology, which is completely different and nobody knows about it, but he won't tell usmonospaced
- i wonder what "uranus" thinks you should try to help bring novelty to love?sarahfailin
- It was an an anal sex joke..set
- LOL set.MrT
- pinkfloyd-1
If I wanted to give astrology a serious shot, what are some valid links?
- Like Yurimon said you can get a con$ult with someone who studies it. Or, if you are a tightwad skeptic (I most certainly am), you can create a free birth chart.keewee
- Google search for one (the websites are not pretty to look at) It really is more helpful if you know your birth time and location.keewee
- Found one... http://www.0800-horo…keewee
- Yeah, I know there are different types (Vedic... for which Bill Nye's arguments of lack of procession are invalid because it compensates for it) andkeewee
- Western Astrology. each person has to determine which version resonates with them more.keewee
- The reason the newspaper and tabloid horoscopes don't reflect anything of value is because they are too general.keewee
- After you create a birth chart, Look at some of the aspects and use Google to compare notes on these aspects.keewee
- tldrpinkfloyd
- jk :)pinkfloyd
- "Western Astrology. each person has to determine which version resonates with them more."pango
- So you r saying this is another one of those if you don't believe it, it's not real, valid thing?pango
- not even close... do some digging (to the genuinely interested). if its not your thing, move on.keewee
- Save yourself time by disregarding it completely.CyBrainX
- yurimon-4
Ok. I didnt want to do this but. here is proof that you use astrology on a daily basis you superstitious cheeky cunts.
As you know the most common use of astrology is as clock or calender in tracking cycles of time. your slave masters have reserved saturn day and sun day for your party and rest rituals.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Na…
they are named after planets and reserved for your religious use.
You are directly influenced by the seasons, depending where you live. you engage in rituals you call activities that are influenced mostly by the sun and moon cycles. your physiology or biological clock ticks ritualistically to the movement of the sun and moon. this is the most recognizable and most obvious observations of this influence. if you live up north and lack sun, you might feel bit depressed because some people with lack of sun have low serotonin levels or vitamin d decencies. once again a basic most observable form of astrology.
- oh shit its friday!!! or venus day. time to get some love on venus day ya'll. right on time.yurimon
- between what you just said here and predicting the future with astrology, there is a rather cavernous gap of information.set
- Obviously we're all affected by the moon, the planets, the stars. Obviously our system of time is governed by astrological events. Obviously Yurimon.set
- No one is denying that, but what does that have to do with being able to predict an individuals future?set
- I'm not saying it's not possible, I'm just saying that you're not doing a very good job of defending/explaining your belief...set
- Talking to everyone like we're idiots that don't understand that our calendar and system of time is based on astrological events is utterly superfluous to...set
- explaining how you can predict the future of an individual based on when they were born.set
- in other words... the fuck you on about son?set
- How did you get to "predicting the future" from "existing potentialities"?keewee
- You have free will. you can overcome most things through your will and actions. however if your consciousness level is low you might be subject to emotionsyurimon
- or influences you may not be aware of.
https://en.wikipedia…yurimon - What the flying cunt is the difference between "predicting the future" and "predicting existing potentialities". PEDANTIC MUCHset
- Stab at that air 'Yo! ;)keewee
- astrology is based on the time and date of your birth, yuri, not on it being saturday or sunday. it's pure bullshit.scarabin
- astrology is vast and has multiple purposes. you are being nit picky on what you brought up to believe about. yes the system of your birthchart is one aspect.yurimon
- it has the purpose of making someone believe in something that isn't happening, but beyond that it is not actually applicable to our cause-effect realitymonospaced
- Not a word of that is astrology.CyBrainX
- I have no memory of posting any of that. Weird to read back.set
- this post is not happeningyurimon
- yurimon-4
so if you can link human behavior to solar events or event more subtle energies of planetary cycles and influences on energy of biological beings. you are influenced by energies such as magnetic fields and frequencies.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sc…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al…
tell me if you have good grasp of patterns and cycles and link it to human behavior. especially if most are running on autopilot consciousness that you can't predict the future to some extent.
as free will being you transmute almost anything if you so desire and act on pure will. imagine if everyone had their act together, you can overcome weaknesses, go against the odds and make a better world.- that's not astrology. again, you cannot predict whether you're gonna get a raise or have bad luck today based on the time and date of your birth.scarabin
- The prediction aspect is more of astrology with someone bit more psychic. Macro astrology was used to predict decline or rise of civilization on macro level.yurimon
- Micro level was used more in relation to alchemy to overcome your weaknesses. same as Chinese astrology. if know patterns of time its not hard to predictyurimon
- everything has a cycle that comes with its potential outcomes. if you are aware if it you can prepare and overcome.yurimon
- this what ive showed is the basic form within the solar system for your own mental digestion. if graps this you can move on to the macroyurimon
- er graspyurimon
- actually, you've made claims, but have shown no known mechanism of how planets affect human behavior... except maybe sunshine's affects on mood or agriculture.monospaced
- lol.scarabin
- using the word transmute all the time really doesn't help your credibility. mumbo jumbo sciency sounding shitgilgamush
- its alchemy. astrology wasnt used as a stand alone system. it was used in conjunction with math, geometry.yurimon
- dude, astrology isn't actually used as a system at all, because it isn't realmonospaced
- it is used with hermeticism, primery study is math,then music, then geometry and then astrology. its real people used to study it. they these people built theyurimon
- pyramids, and the proportions of the pyramids capture astrological alignments and proportions like pi. oh yeah they used copper chisels 3 on hardness scale toyurimon
- carve stone thats 9 in hardness.yurimon
- a 9 in hardness!?monospaced
- marychain11
it's a lot of horseshit for stunted retards.
next question
- wish i could upvote this harderscarabin
- hows this proof?yurimon
- its funny how the science crowd are the ones not science based.yurimon
- but you can resort to name calling all you want rightgilgamush
- you should be on the debate team with responses like that keep up the good work. heheyurimon
- Do you really think you've shown any real argument yurimon? Lolmonospaced
- Good christ...smoke another bowl you cosmic retardmarychain
- What a nice manset
- II guess saying something is crap without proof is science. good show young chaps. my proofs been wasted on the most brilliant minds with consciousnes level ofyurimon
- dawg poo.yurimon
- No. You have provided nothing except ridiculous claimsmonospaced
- i posted you no read follow up research you lazy? er somethin?yurimon
- "research" lolmarychain
- sorry dude...gonna have to better than wikipedia...marychain
- don't be an idiot. its relevant starting point on this guys work. i can send you a fax if you like.yurimon
- lol @ "don't be an idiot"monospaced