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- CyBrainX6
Signs your getting old?
I’m in CVS waiting for a prescription. My knee hurts and I sat in the chair they leave out for the elderly.
- Longcopylover1
making beats
I am looking for a simple entry level synth or beatmachine for my son (9 years).
I have a teenage engineering PO 12, but that thing is too complicated and the display doesn't make sense for a kid.Any suggestions other than the blipblox after dark?
- Maybe a Bullfrog?
https://www.youtube.…prophetone - Roland made a Groove Box, or somebody made it, pretty easy to make an entire track on that at that age.canoe
- novation circuitkingsteven
- A Volca sample can be grabbed cheap. Very easy & immediate. Approachable. Perfect for a 9YO exploring beats and sequencing IMOletterhead
- yeah a Volca .. the bullfrog is amazing if you have the casholaautoflavour
- Thanks everyone, will check them out.Longcopylover
- I always suggest the Novation Circuit, I still use mine all the time even after my elektron rabbit holebig-papes
- Rolan j6. Amazing little devicecruddlebub
- Maybe a Bullfrog?
- Continuity4
- I'll raise you one.
Pizza is an open empanada.palimpsest - You should see the look on my partner's face when I deride pizza as being "just fancy cheese on toast, innit?"Nairn
- It’s like naan bread with krtchupmort_
- Pizza is an open tacoi_monk
- flolololol @ "fancy cheese on toast"Continuity
- @pali: everything is an empanada.
Even jambon beurre.Continuity - This tickles my potentiality whiskers.palimpsest
- Taco is a pizza that decided to go to bedprophetone
- its just a disc with stuff fallen on itneverscared
- Round-bread with stuffOBBTKN
- or maybe everything else is just pizza folded?!BabySnakes
- A hot dog is a sub sandwich.Akagiyama
- Sub sandwich is a pizza before hitting the saunaprophetone
- You don't fold a sandwich before taking a bite. Sandwich ≠ pizza.garbage
- A hot opened-faced sandwich is just a pizzaTheDrago
- A pizza is just a relaxed, plus-sized taquito before rolling itself into a nice hot bathprophetone
- Nairn should pull a pockets and get his lady in here.palimpsest
- hahaha, love this. Maybe it would be easier to start with 'what isn't a sandwich?'. Is a wrap a sandwich?Ianbolton
- A wrap is a sandwich with daddy issues.palimpsest
- A pizza is a nudist sandwich.palimpsest
- A sandwich is a Protestant empanada.palimpsest
- A hot dog is an empanada on Fentanyl.palimpsest
- Life is an empanada, deal with it.palimpsest
- Life is fent, deal with ieahfanaujghtgarbage
- Smooshed tomato cakestoplying
- Really, pizza is an unrolled stromboli. :-)dedlaast
- molecules from italyneverscared
- Molecules from Italy is a great band name.maikel
- I'll raise you one.
- autoflavour1
- its snapshot data as of August 19.. its not liveautoflavour
- Wasn't there a great post purge back in the mid 00s sometime? Funny to see certain members all drop off at the same time when they jumped to notalentcuntNairn
- How I ended up as high as 36th place is beyond me.Continuity
- Aaah, huddon, wait - am I being really dense - these numbers are just based on Blog?Nairn
- tbf, it does state that right there at the top, lol. *spack faces self*Nairn
- yep, just the blog thread.
and not including data from anyone who has had their account banned/deleted..autoflavour - Baffling how Jaline is second when she left 7yrs ago.HAYZ1LLLA
- DaveO2
Signs your getting old?
On a Greek holiday (Paros) we found the local dance music radio station 'Venus' radio, broadcasting from Mykonos. It was great as we didn't have a phoen cable and the car was very basic. Winner – house music all week.
After a day of it, I noticed that all the tracks had that afro-house / amapiano feeling – but the very white version of that sound, like Keinemusik. I am a big fan lof house and techno, DJ'd for years and have a reasonably scholarly appreciation of most dance music.
Stuff like this:
Anyway, before I could realize what I was saying, i turned to my wife and said – "is it me or does all this music sound the same?" and we both looked at each other and i was like "NOOOOOOO!!! It happened!"
The answer is yes it did all sound the same, and by that I mean broadly, average.
- Modern Greek house music is as generic as most other house music. I love the traditional Greek music though.CyBrainX
- There's a global trend though of this sound (like the one on the left) and its so pervasive but i also don't know if thats what the younger crowd like nowadays!DaveO
- Long live the magic of the 90s and early 00s and it's colourful spectrum of sounds and music subcultures
https://www.youtube.…prophetone - IMO ultra clean house style reflects the way young people want to party now, dressed expensive, fancy drinks, clean environment like a nice hotel rooftop patioprophetone
- It's safe and polished, it looks great on Instagram... back in day no one cared about all that, just amazing choons, friends, sweaty, rough environmentsprophetone
- Ianbolton3
Food
The last couple of weeks have been pretty amazing since grabbing a £99 pizza oven. It's a fucking blast. Heats up to 400ºC in 4-5 minutes. Cooks a pizza in 4-5 minutes. I've spent stupid money on cheeses and meats. Made a sourdough starter yesterday to make sourdough bases. And today i feel like one FAT FUCK but don't care. Pizza til I die folks.
- Do you think a cheese slice pizza would be tasty Nairn?Ianbolton
- I imagine if they were homemade Cheese slices they migt have some virtue, if mixed with other cheeses. It's all about the melt. Or, being a melt?Nairn
- haha. Was kinda joking about the cheese slice pizza but i'll no doubt try one at some point in my middle-aged adolescent periodIanbolton
- what's your favorite cheese blendShenanigansTV
- Nice sandwichcanoe
- Yes!OBBTKN
- mort_7
- Where the fun is.monospaced
- 'no weirdos:OBBTKN
- i'm just happy they have sex. Wish i could play the hamonicaIanbolton
- They never said you had to *know* how to play the harmonica, weirdo.palimpsest
- i can play darth vaders death march on one and thats about it... can i have the gig?woowahesque
- Only if you can also do the Cantina music when they're about to climax.Nairn
- mort_11
- Fido Castro_niko
- I stand with Pierre.Continuity
- Poodle with a Mohawkprophetone
- A Poohawk?Akagiyama
- What a bitchKrassy
- _niko, you're a pun machine!
XDpalimpsest
- autoflavour2
- it does feel odd that you are bang on 10000 tho..autoflavour
- maybe that's the ceiling.pango
- running the numbers again..autoflavour
- ok, amazingly, it was only off by a few.. Pango had 10,020 total.. the rest are accurate within 2-3 posts.autoflavour
- Sup Numbers Guy!utopian
- 13th... Yeeaaahhh!!OBBTKN
- -2026? So this is newly-run? So odd that it's basically the same list I'd expect from a decade and a half ago. Also, lol at my verbosity. I beat Horp?!Nairn
- How are you retrieving the data?palimpsest
- yeah, a few days oldautoflavour
- It really feels like there's something amiss here, like it's selecting specific users, rather than actual overall usage.Nairn
- Nairn, check yo' fax.palimpsest
- Nairn, I asked for the top 20 users by usage..autoflavour
- twiceautoflavour
- https://www.youtube.…PonyBoy
- All time I take it? Scarabin hasnt really posted in years and phanlo (rip) should be up there_niko
- i've actually slowed my post rate by quite a lot and you guys have not caught up yet? tsk tsk tskpango
- Ha. Is there any rhyme or reason to the order?monospaced
- its sorting by total posts by users, combining posts and notes.autoflavour
- [account removed] is 18,853 posts and 44,548 notes — roughly a fifth of everything — and cannot be attributed.autoflavour
- Renames aren't merged. Bennn and HAL9001 are counted as two separate people. So are honestly and honestIy. Every leaderboard figure is per-username, not humanautoflavour
- pango is putting in the work.utopian
- What ever happened to Jaline?_niko
- She fell into the folds of the Canadian Hockey Mafia which cost six years toiling in an oilcan slave pen out of Penichwita.Now she has a bakery in Mount Pearl.Nairn
- Ive been creeping since '05, and havent fathered a post yet.ArchitectofFate
- I desire an interactive dashboard with filters/slicers for this.cotton
- NBQ003
- "DA HEELLS ARE A-LIVVE WIT DA SOULND OV MUUUUU-ZICCCCC!"dedlaast
- Make Europe Gleichschaltung Again_niko
- lolneverscared
- He's been raiding P Diddy's stash.Akagiyama
- prophetone3
Sugar
I’ve learned probably too late in life how important it is to avoid sugar in food choices, do whatever you can to go sugarless, the health benefits, and getting your body in tune with the universe kind of hinges on it, imo the worst thing you can toss in your body
- I say this as a former 80s kid who scarfed a box of Lucky Charms every Saturday morning watching Scooby Doo, we were all raised on sugar, gotta be smarter nowprophetone
- I’ve never been a big fan of sugar or sweets... and after this year's blood tests, I’m cutting them out almost completely. Pure poison!OBBTKN
- don't skip your whole fruits those. some are high in sugar but still better than straight sugar like juice.pango
- I eat frozen blueberries like no otherprophetone
- ^ haha sameGuyFawkes
- Sugar is the worst. Quitting it can be like quitting nicotine.mort_
- It takes a week or two, but once it’s kicked, it’s easy to avoid, eat simple, for me coffee suddenly became unnecessary too, kicked itprophetone
- Although I’m downing an iced cold brew with coconut milk right now lol, maybe my second coffee this week and gotta do lotsa computer work today *shrugsprophetone
- alright ill stick with cocaine.milfhunter
- legal drug without age restriction.ApeRobot
- Moderation works for me. Sweets and ice cream etc is a weekend thing.jagara
- "added sugar" is the villaingarbage
- Prob is if there’s a logo on it it prob has it, and some things are off charts with the added sugar, to detriment of over-sweetness even, no good reasonprophetone
- Like there’s often a wack of added sugar in a frozen pizza, like why? lolprophetone
- American culture loves its crazy coffee drinks, with syrups and whip cream, choc drizzle, like up to 80 grams first thing in morning for millionsprophetone
- https://www.instagra…prophetone
- i like my sugar with coffeepango
- I spent the best part of fifteen years drinking at least half a litre of Irn-Bru a day. Christ only knows what that shit did to my body.Nairn
- jagara12
It's Friday!
Hey QBN, my new mix is up! It's the Vibes On Toast Mix! Various kinds of groovy house and electro dance tracks, all in all, vibes on toast.Listen @ Hearthisat: https://hearthis.at/ty5p/vibes-o…
Listen @ Mixcloud: https://www.mixcloud.com/thankyo…1. Bodycode - Imitation Lover 0:00
2. LNR - Work It to the Bone 3:58
3. Michal Ho - Booty Jazz (Original Mix) 8:08
4. Håkan Lidbo - Natty Roots 11:28
5. Storm Queen - Look Right Through (Vox) 15:33
6. Märtini Brös - The Biggest Fan (Black Strobe remix) 19:54
7. Mister Negative - Star Spangled Banner (Monkey On A Stick mix) 25:48
8. Clones - Shut Up & Dance (Dominique & DJ Wool Remix) 28:24
9. Isolée - Can't Sleep All Night 34:10
10. Samim - Heater 37:41
11. Märtini Brös - Dance Like It Is O.K. 42:05
12. Decius - I-Get-Ov 46:11
13. Osborne - Our Definition of a Breakdown (feat. Ed DMX) 49:17
14. Metro Area - Honey Circuit 52:29
15. Laserkraft 3D - Nein Mann (Original Mix) 56:58
- Krassy7
- I would love to see these retro future/ Cyberpunk designs see come to life with modern tech/ electric batteries inside.NBQ00
- +++Krassy
- This looks great. I have a feeling a Cyberpunk revision of this might add too much to the simplicity of this design.CyBrainX
- This looks like it can rewind my VHS tapeserr
- https://s1.cdn.autoe…monNom
- Krassy5
- Pyro-TechnicsFax_Benson
- ^ nice!Krassy
- mixing some fire tracksKrassy
- what happens when you plug AI pha Theta desks in To PAIoneer mixer with AIAIAI headphoneskingsteven
- thumb_screws2
QBN Lore
FMT
- I used to get literally giddy with excitement for those - I even bought music specifically to share. Remember buying music?Nairn
- I miss FMT. I even tried reviving a few times but there's just no point anymore.CyBrainX
- Friday Music Thread [ which was saturday in Australia ] until it became friday means thursday and then it was Friday._me_
