For a better tomorrow.
For a better tomorrow.
- scarabin13
Coronavirus
We should just farm people with antibodies. Make ‘em produce it for the rest of us. It’ll look like The Matrix. Thank you for coming to my TED talk
- This is a good ideaGnash
- next, let's get a group of people to do a bunch of labor for us, for freeimbecile
- Brilliant. They can run the machinesscarabin
- https://media4.giphy…imbecile
- But what if the people that have the antibodies are also the people that created the machines, and the machines revere them? Recipe for chaos.garbage
- Good thinking, scarabin!Gnash
- Original3698
- Krassy + Ram sitting in a treeOriginal369
- thank you! hahaKrassy
- I lol’dRamanisky2
- When a problem comes along
Ramanisky must whip it
Before the cream sets out too long
Krassy must lick itutopian - Beautiful poetry utopianRamanisky2
- how are you upvoting this!? devo was literally 3 posts away. I expect more imagination from you fucks.imbecile
- You must whip it!utopian
- You must whip it!utopian
- You must whip it!utopian
- You must whip it!utopian
- You must whip it!utopian
- Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straightutopian - Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too lateutopian - To whip it
Whip it goodutopian - He was a mongoloid, mongoloid
Happier than you and meface_melter
- Krassy7
- Excuse me miss, do you Pong?utopian
- fooly... cooly?sarahfailin
- Prince Robot IV?thumb_screws
- Fixed it.... Maxine Headroom https://imgur.com/ga…freakpelican
- ^nicemoldero
- colin_s4
Suggest a good sci-fi movie...
danny boyle's 2007 journey to the sun is visually stunning and has incredible sound (i think clint mansell?)
the execution of the third act sort of shifts the tempo of the movie and it wasn't my favorite choice but at the same time the majority of this is just so good that i don't mind
- That movie was a masterpiece.zarkonite
- Love this oneRamanisky2
- So good.helloeatbreathedrive
- been years since I watched it, remember finding if very average. Perhaps time for a rewatch.fadein11
- loved itmoldero
- & Rose Byrne is hot as fuckmoldero
- I remember this, it was very thrillinggrafician
- OBBTKN1
- What an a shitty schadenfreude thing to say. Most people end up isolating dementia patients for a few years. Because now u have to u ok others sufferdeathboy
- I actually think this guy is stoked and now has anger to use in place of guilt when not going. Justifying his actionsdeathboy
- There is a reason home workers are underpaid and deal with more emotional baggage and workplace stress. And it's great to pawn it off on themdeathboy
- What a shitty to say he's stoked.pango
- Deathboy you don't half jibber a lot of pish man.PhanLo
- shitty or true. can we ever know?deathboy
- ask yourself if this guy https://www.instagra… would like the weight to go and clean up shit stained trowsers?deathboy
- or be responsible to pay for it. im thinking hes trying to have his cake and eat it too. maybe im wrong. my opiniondeathboy
- any no one for fame.deathboy
- Prisoners have more rights and are better treated than care home residents.Phrenological
- But you're right, he's a smug little fellow eh.Phrenological
- Ah, he's a girlie man drama kween working for Piers Morgan.Phrenological
- Ramanisky22
#BLM
Louisville police declare State of Emergency in preparation for Grand Jury announcement on the Breonna Taylor case.
- So ... preparing for failed justice then. Great.monospaced
- if they don't charge the officers with anything then, yeah, they're gonna need it.colin_s
- It’s a grand jury, isn’t what they decide the justice Part?Gnash
- Gnash, you're making too much sense.MondoMorphic
- That’s not what grand juries do. They only determine if a case is worthy of going to trial or not.monospaced
- that’s kinda relatedGnash
- Courthouses... ain’t they where no injustice has ever happened? Come on Gnash... I know you have more sense than that, right?ben_
- I’ve been on two grand juries. Unfortunately they aren’t given any power to exact the kind of justice you might be imagining.monospaced
- They have to follow the law as written - that’s kinda the point. You need to change the laws that are unjust, and that’s the juries jobGnash
- That’s ‘not’ their job, I meantGnash
- Seems reasonable officers not guilty. Bad intel. Sometimes shit happens. I get no knock orders. When aiming to take down some u believe is a suspect it's notdeathboy
- In self interest of police officers to knock and say hey anyone home to arrest. But there will never be a cure for bad inteldeathboy
- Just one of those everyday shit storiesdeathboy
- There was no no knock approval.monospaced
- There was no no knock approval. And there is no verdict you cunt.monospaced
- tHE PoLicE dO nOtHiNg WrOng aND ArE vERy BRavE, the imbeciles honk from the peanut gallery.face_melter
- They are preparing it because historically Grand Jury rarely indicts police. Yes, laws need to be looked at, but still it's historic injustice as it usuallyben_
- doesn't go to trial, so no Gnash, "Justice" isn't what Grand Juries deliver, because they are hamstrung by confusing use of force rules.ben_
- The grand jury could VERY WELL decide this goes to trial, in which case the police in question would immediately become criminal defendants.monospaced
- /\ Yes, let's hope they do. History would suggest that they rarely do that.ben_
- That’s so true, Ben. I didn’t articulate it very well. The jury gets screwed by the technical definitions. It’s not the objective justice people hope forGnash
- Those definitions get amended over time. Hopefully, this will trigger one of those changesGnash
- @gnash, all good. Yeah they seem to be amended slowly if at all. This is just another powder keg with the wick lit.ben_
- And for the record totally open to other views on this but history just shows such a bad track record in these cases. It’s lead to a type of assumed immunityben_
- For copsben_
- wait everything says a no-knock warrant was executed... and since everything was by the book besides body cameras activated... I fully expect officers be freedeathboy
- of charges and fully expect ppl to "feel" no justice has been served. its a shit thing. will you blame the judge for the warrant?deathboy
- people act in good faith on intelligence. you think these people acted as racist looking for a fire fight? acknowledge it for what it isdeathboy
- scarabin4
blog
I keep fantasizing about making a monetized youtube show with my girl called Filthy Pervert Theater, where we’re hosting weird public domain films while making stupid jokes ‘n’ shit. Got a ton of ideas but i’m terrible at commitment
- Like if beavis and butthead was directed by john watersscarabin
- Do it!PhanLo
- Sorta like mystery science theater 3000Gnash
- That’d be coolGnash
- Do it!moldero
- Do it. I'll watch until I'm scared.MrT
- scarabin, set up a camera, then forget it's there. review later. a few friends and i used to do that as we told jokes to one another to share with other friendsimbecile
- ^yupmoldero
- I don't know if it's public domain, and would certainly get demonetized, but you should do Bat Pussy.garbage
- I will definitely be checking out bat pussy!scarabin
- lol good luck, it's horrible!garbage
- Maybe i’ll call it Tasteless Theatre with Sedusa Pervert and Seymour Filthscarabin
- nb3
NYC is DONE
DOJ declares NYC designated anarchist zone!?!
Serious laughs on this one. NYC is super quiet, current protests are sparse and small. Anyone fro nyc knows there is LESS protesting happening right now than even pre-covid times.
Remember the first BLM marches? The almost weekly protests of all types throughout every summer? Remember Occupy Wall ST?!? That was much bigger than even the height of this year’s protests.
Lololol designated anarchist zone is hilarious sounding to begin with, but also it’s not even crazy in nyc right now.
Trump and all his people and Fox are so full of shit about everything. And his followers eat it up because they’re too stupid to think for themselves.
- agreed ... it's incredibly quiet and reserved at the moment and has been for monthsmonospaced
- #ImpeachBarrRamanisky2
- you gotta keep the fox news audience scared shitless - what better way to scare them than using the DOJdorf
- Dont agree on usage of justice dept. But will say nyc politicians and media fanned flames and they don't deserve a bailoutdeathboy
- I also think its a win in finally looking at wasted fed funds. For once some thriftdeathboy
- Shut up deathboy. You’re an idiotnb
- seriouslymonospaced
- https://memegenerato…bogue
- More scare tacticsFNP14
- Akagiyama3
- AAAAAAAAAAsection_014
- Tinkle outside the binkle made me lol for some reason.lemmy_k
- I could go for a hurgusburgusscarabin
- lolol taco bacomaquito
- My roommate had a FUCKIN’ GONUTS shirt that looked like the DUNKIN’ DONUTS logo I used to steal and wear all the time.fooler
- This really hit me in the fuzznoodle.elahon
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAmonospaced
- Have your childrens birthday party at ButtFuckers: https://www.youtube.…jagara
- whistled the mcdonalds jingle after looking at this and it was all wrong.kingsteven
- Beeswax2
Coronavirus
I think this winter, even if we get a light flu, we will panic and start writing our wills.
- There will be mass confusion because everyone who gets the flu will think they have COVID.yuekit
- Likelihood of catching flu will reduce massively if wearing masks, antibac, social distancing etc. But you're fuct if u got kids lol.microkorg
- According to conversations with the CDC, they're expecting a bad flu this winter.MondoMorphic
- Covid has been pretty well controlled in Australia and its meant a massive drop in seasonal flu cases. Social distancing, increased personal hygiene & masks.thumb_screws
- Any data on actual test method or number of test manufacturers?deathboy
- The idea of 6ft.. as arbitrary as 21 to drink and 18 to kill or can't be 17 and fuck a a 15 but cool to be 70 and fuck an 18deathboy
- Political dum fuckerydeathboy
- your ability to talk so much yet say absolutely nothing of any worth whatsoever is genuinely fucking astounding.face_melter
- it's only arbitrary if you deny science, and that's not surprising because you're a science denying idiotmonospaced
- Continuity2
James Bond
Soooo. It seems maybe, perhaps Tom Hardy is up next. Possibly.
Not that I don't like Tom Hardy — I think he's fucking brilliant — but, I was rather hoping for Idris Elba.
- Hardy will be great. But I do I think that Elba would have been betterGnash
- I think they need someone younger.zarkonite
- i'd hoped it'd be that woman in the trailer for this new filmhans_glib
- Hardy will be great. He can play a mentalist bruiser no problem. They should do a proper restart and knock it all back to Year One, in the 60's.face_melter
- Yeah that would be great...go back to the 60s and make a tribute to the early Connery films, but darker and more realistic.yuekit
- But of course it will probably be another interchangeable action movie with invisible cars and people bouncing off explosions.yuekit
- Yeah, they would just make it like the Craig films but with drainpipe suits and Vespas.face_melter
- I like the Craig films for their bruising, but it's obvious they were caught sleeping when Greengrass redefined the spy-punchy-action-ex... genre with Bourneface_melter
- Gardener8
- LOLmoldero
- hahahaha i have never seen this beforesarahfailin
- very fine airplanes on both sides.neverscared
- Ramanisky23
- This is sad and telling of the mental state of republican supporters. Lower class, lower education, I think they’re good people but are naive._niko
- One of the least annoying TYT videos I've seen. Have they changed their style?
The supporters seem like they're from another time.PhanLo - @_niko. They're are anything but naive. They're hateful, evil fucks who are the enemy of decency.CyBrainX
- The one thing I find encouraging is that some of them would leave the country. I'd even let them have the Confederacy they always wanted so they could stay put.CyBrainX
- +1 PhanLo. I can't do TYT anymore but this aint bad. btw I almost worked w/ Cenk back in '05moldero
- @moldero ah no way! I used to watch their vids but they became caricatures. I suppose they have to fit a weird format of outrage journalism.PhanLo
- jagara3
blog
Got a tooth pulled out a week ago. Still constant headaches and jaw pain. Dentist told me to take 2 Paracetamol + 2 Ibuprofen up to 4 times a day. That's 16 over-the-counter painkillers every day. And it shows no signs of going away.
Can't be healthy...
- ugh, been there done that. the withdrawal was horriblehans_glib
- The withdrawal? What does that entail? More headaches??jagara
- LOL your dentist is a pusher, it's a bit much 4X4 a day.renderedred
- make sure it's not infected. I had wisdom teeth out and the pain got worse and worse, needed antibiotics to kill an infection. Not fun. Get it checked!BaskerviIle
- ^^^ this. It sounds infected.section_014
- If the infection spreads, all teeth need to be pulleddrgs
- Worse, the infection can migrate into the jaw bone where there is little blood flow and could require removal of the jaw. Not a good look.monNom
- PULL ALL THE TEETH THEN GET BACK TO US. JUST USE PLIERS.
DON'T THINK, JUST DO IT.Nairn - THEN REMOVE JAW.Nairn
- you need to sleep. deep sleep. take the ibuprofen at night to relax and combat inflammation, use paracetamol during the day. clean 'infection' with vodka.uan
- Better don’t ask dental advice on qbn. Get things checked again.SimonFFM
- Who asked foor advice? I'm just whining ;)jagara
- I talked to the dentist, they told me to get an acute appointment, if the pain gets worse. It hasn't. Still not pleasant :-/jagara
- Maybe you're just a pussy.BusterBoy
- Maybe you're just a dick.jagara
- utopian2
- So tru. CDC is fucked upGnash
- Has* fucked upGnash
- only contagious with anal sex nowmoldero
- ^ Well that sucks!MondoMorphic
- I guess that it is safe to say that The Trump administration forced the CDC to change its transmission guidelines once again.utopian
- More the whodeathboy
- Without a doubt it's airborne transmitted. Seen it in early studies. The hand wash uv lights all kabukideathboy
- Nairn2
blog
..when you finally get the PSD file you've been asking for so you can try and work out the mess at their end, to receive a file with only one layer.
- and it's 72dpiPhanLo
- *changes file extension to .psd
"that isn't what you needed?"imbecile - or an illustrator file with a 72dpi bitmap embedded. that's a favorite.imbecile
- ha, yeah I get those when I ask if people can send a 'vector PDF'.Nairn
- 'This is the only logo we have'
Looks like an 8bit computer game graphic.PhanLo - Ah yes, the vector pdf switcharooGnash
- "Logo" drawn in Paint at 72dpi and inserted in a Word file, I winOBBTKN
- 72dpi does not mean anything, the px dimensions define how large your artwork isSimonFFM
- I remember long ago when various clients would send me images in a Word doc...spl33nidoru
- 72dpi 300x300 pixels Simon.PhanLo
- 72dpi does mean something when the file doesn't state what res it's working at (looking at you, PNG)Nairn
- @PhanLo 300x300 is quite small (you could call it a large thumbnail)SimonFFM
- "large" would be generous in 99% of casesimbecile
- Pick your clients wiselycanoe
- Some people think the only way to send an image is within a Word doc. That cracks me up.monospaced
- I usually end up digging through the client's old annual report PDFs online till I find one with a vector logo.evilpeacock
- 300x300px@72dpi contains as much information as 300x300px@300dpi. Only when you print it, your 72dpi image would be 4.16inch wide and your 300dpi image is 1inchmekk
- @evilpeacock - oh yes, i know that well. Time spent Googling for PDF and extracting content - 5 minutes, tops.
Time spent waiting for client?Nairn - just reading these posts...ugh...i feel your pain bro....exador1
