Turns out I'm dating a Pro...
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- catpower6
Apologies for the delay. I've tried to write an update several times but have found it challenging to be concise. I don't want to barrage the feed again, but there are many moving parts.
tl;dr — my junk remains persistent.
We still see each other, but our "relationship" has devolved into a purely sexual and open thing. We meet up to fuck once a week, and that's it. Deplorable is the only word that comes to mind. Our time is so intense — we laugh about it because we both know it's not normal or healthy. Not great.
She's still seeing one sugar daddy, which is so absurd. A few weeks ago, we were texting, and I asked her what she was doing. She replied, "do you really want to know?" I was like, "that's why I asked."
She then sent me a series of pix over the next 40 minutes. She was fucking some dude and kept going to the bathroom to send me mirror selfies of how disheveled she was progressively getting. "I wish you were here. You could teach him a thing or two." The "sweet" sentiment mixed with the level 10 depravity is so fucked up, darkly humorous, and kinda hot. It's all so fucked up.
She lets me choke her, spit on her, fuck her in the ass, tie her up and fist her — everything is in play. She's incredibly submissive to me, which has brought out my "domme" side like never before. I forget that not all women are like this.
This has fucked up my "normal" dating life with the other women.
For example, I was hooking up with this girl for the first time a few weeks ago. We had regular foreplay — it was hot — she pulled off her panties, bent over, stuck her ass in the air, and pulled her cheeks apart with her hands. My perverted ass thought she was signaling anal. So I started licking her pussy and then ass from behind. I could tell she was surprised when I touched her devil eye, but she leaned in.
I laid my persistent cock on her asshole, and she was like, "um, no?" And I was like, "obviously." Again, I would never have thought like this in the past. I need to recalibrate back to reality.
Another bi-product of this shit is that I've gotten pulled into her sketchy-ass world.
Her roommate does these high-end happy-ending massages. There's a network of these places all over the country, and they fly girls around. It's pretty shocking how organized it all is. It's like the Breaking Bad of hand jobs. Anyway, I got intrigued, so I called the number and set up a time with one of the girls.
All this shit has made me absurdly comfortable (read: jaded) with nudity, runaways, and sketchy sex. So I called this number, a girl answered and gave me the address, and I entered this super sketchy, dingy, small one-room studio with a massage table in the middle. She directed me to disrobe and lay down. *cue awkward boner
She started rubbing me all over, and I instinctively reached up and started rubbing her back. I can't explain it, but I could just tell what she wanted. I rolled over, and started putting my fingers into her mouth, and she literally said, "oh fuck, how did you know that was my thing?!" We started making out, and she went down on me, forcing my cock down her throat until she choked. It was intense.
Anyway, we finished and started chatting. I suspect that most guys in these situations try to over-sexualize the whole thing and/or give off weird energy, but I was so calm. We started talking about music, and vibed quickly. She offered me a blunt as we got dressed, and she was like, "we should see each other outside of here sometime."
We exchanged numbers and went out this past weekend. Our chemistry was amazing. We ate, and then I took her to a hotel I had booked. Again, the only word that comes to mind is deplorable. She literally said, "I want you to trash me." *cue awkward boner again
We fucked for two hours easily. Crazy shit. I had her balled up on her side with her hands bound behind her back with my belt hard. I was fucking her so hard that my hip joints started hurting (and this is how you know you're getting old... fuck.). She started cumming and said, "I just want to be a good girl for you, daddy," in this little voice. Though her convulsing was insanely hot, this phrase is the worst thing I've ever heard. Not great.
Though we didn't explicitly talk about it, it was evident that all of this god-tier sexual energy resulted from trauma. It's easy to forget this when you're balls deep in a 27-year-old. I also had a rough childhood, but it has only recently dawned on me that all of my absurdity is probably partially the result of trauma. It puts you in a weird place.
But my junk is anything if not persistent. I pulled her off the bed and onto the floor. I picked her up, yanked her head back by the hair, and came all over her face. We both collapsed on the carpet and started giggling. Her ass was bright red, hair wrecked, mascara running, and her face glistening with cum. She said, "you get me," and then nuzzled on my chest.
Sexual compulsions seem to work like every other addiction — to keep the "high" going requires constant escalation. I don't do drugs, but I have an addictive personality. I've recognized this pattern in the past, but this "relationship" has pushed me over the edge. I do things that feel so foreign to who I really am. Not great.
I have a few other absurd anecdotes to share. In the interest of length, I'll close it here for now. *awaits judgment
- 50 Shades of CatpowerRamanisky2
- Uff. Clearly not something I can just skim through.Continuity
- This is how we end up with monkeypox.palimpsest
- I can't wait for this series on Netflix.CyBrainX
- lol @ palimpsestContinuity
- cool story brosarahfailin
- kinda gross and stupiddasohr
- You really meet some charming characters here on QBN, choking spitting up ass... you both need therapy, sort out your aggression.shapesalad
- You need to take yourself and all these girls to see Dr Paul Conti: https://youtu.be/kKi…shapesalad
- You’re addicted to your own brains dopamine, adrenaline and endorphins and losing control of free will.shapesalad
- The sugar daddy thing is disgusting, you filthy fucker. AIDS 2.0 will get you for realbabydick_
- power of the kitty indeedimbecile
- James Deen meets Marla Singer of Fight Clubstoplying
- Agree, gross and stupid. And boring. Instead of evolution towards a real but distorted connection, it’s a (paid) tour leading to dick ennui.cannonball1978
- golf claps.
as long as it's not fucking up your life or anyone else's. bravopango - Degree of obsession reminds me of 'Broken Embraces': https://www.youtube.…SimonFFM
- Looks like majority of QBN is more vanilla than kinky and somehow this feels relieving to me (else I had felt odd for not needing hard stuff).SimonFFM
- The Dark Side. Tempting it is, exiting. Astray it will lead you. Destroy you it will. Hmmm, yeehs!jagara
- That bitch was rude to not take in the ass. She let you taste her dinner but won't let you push it in? Now her ass too good for your dick? Hell naw!palimpsest
- Even the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh.palimpsest
- the forum asks for an update then downvotes him? how many republicans at heart do we have here?imbecile
- Thanks, Elon.palimpsest
- I'm over this cuckery. Can't wait for Philadelphia 2babydick_
- There's a disappointing amount of prude judgement here.CyBrainX
- true story or not, an update everyone kept asking for, upvoted :) we are happy you are still alive!rzu-rzu
- I'm still waiting for a total cost of services in dollars.cannonball1978
- Yeah, I don't get the downvoting, but QBN gonna QBN I guess. I swear this is all true. It's not like I come off looking awesome in all this.catpower
- Wow. Thanks for sharing. I feel jealous and grateful at the same time.pusherbot
- I hear angels singing as I read this.Akagiyama
- I think the downvotes are mostly just because it sounds so fake, and if real it's so poorly written that it's still boring.garbage
- garbage, I'm downvoting your side note.CyBrainX
- and I'm ok with that. The narrative doesn't seem real, and if it is, it's pretty dull mid-life crisis.garbage
- if this is dull, what I wonder what a spicy mid-life criss looks like....inteliboy
- onlyfans? i'm ready to subscribe. lolsea_sea
- _niko16
I'll finish it for you, we yada yada sexed, lights came on and now
it turns out I'm dating a bro.- flol!!Continuity
- Gold!palimpsest
- hacatpower
- these are the daysAQUTE
- Mike droppeddee-dubs
- a bro with herpesautoflavour
- mic drop for realcherub
- catpower5
Since we've come this far, I might as well share a bit of craziness (that all makes sense now). On my mother's grave, I swear all of this is true. Writing it out is actually helping me wrap my head around it. It's been a lot to take.
One night we went out, and I kept noticing that she was acting a little off. We went from one place to the next, getting progressively drunker. As the night came to an end, I went up to settle the bill, and she disappeared. I texted and called — nothing. I respect the art of an Irish Exit, but this was just bizarre. I decided to peek into the women's restroom and saw her boots under the door. Ah, got it. It can happen to the best of us.
I'm a grown-ass man. Bathroom issues are fine. Take your time. I'll get you home — no big deal. I went to wait on the street.
Five minutes later, she popped out as though nothing was odd. I tried to make her feel calm/no shame etc. Out of sympathy, I lied and said that I wasn't feeling great and could use some sleep. I was trying to give her an easy out. Instead, she draped herself on me, bit my ear, and said that she could "cure" me. *cue awkward boner
The Uber came, and in what seemed like one fluid motion, we got in, closed the door, she pulled her tits were out and unzipped my pants. I had to stop her from going down on me right there. I've worked too hard for my Uber rating to blow it figuratively and literally. Priorities, people. Priorities.
We get to my place, and she's like, "I want you to fuck me in the shower." *cue awkward boner again
We undress and start making out in the shower. It was incredibly erotic. Then, without saying a word, she turned her back to me, grabbed my cock, and pushed it in from behind without protection. This was NOT consensual. At the time, I didn't know about her "profession," but it still obviously made me nervous. But my junk is nothing if not persistent.
It really is amazing what you can look past as a guy. 30 minutes earlier, I thought she had explosive diarrhea, and now I'm clocking in right beside ground zero to put in some of that ancient work.
After a bit, I pull out, look down, and realize that I have blood all over my junk. What. The. Fuck. My literal thought was, "and this is how you get AIDs." Again, I'm a grown-ass man. Periods are fine. But surely I deserve a heads up. Knowing what I know now, it makes a lot of sense. It's her MO. Do something reprehensible, mask it with god-tier sexual energy, and let the reveal murder your soul.
We stop, I wash off with the thoroughness of a surgeon, we get dressed, and we go to bed. We're nearly asleep, and all of a sudden, she starts grinding on me aggressively. Blood starts getting on fucking everything. While she's working to recreate the horse scene in the Godfather, I'm debating my options and questioning existence itself. Should I go with it or stop this nonsense. Life is all about choices.
At this point, I've been borderline assaulted, treated like a tampon, and turned into a human Rorschach Test. She can't get pregnant right now, so I just went with it. I have this mental slide show of images from that night that read more like a UFC highlight reel than a romance novel. Aggressive. Deplorable. Intense. Just ridiculous.
Perhaps the funniest part was us waking up to this crime scene. I asked her if she wanted to go to a diner. We decontaminated, got dressed, and acted like everything was normal. I have never had more mixed feelings in my life. I remember looking at this whore in the eyes while eating an omelet and wondering what on earth my ex-wife was doing at the same time. Her Saturdays usually started with HGTV, and here I am making small talk with the fourth seal of the apocalypse. "At least she can't get pregnant... at least there's that..."
- AIDsbabydick
- I mean, it's a great read and we're all entertained, but going in raw means you're out of your fucking mindbabydick
- Yeah, I'm never doing that again ever.catpower
- How was it not consensual? She told you she wanted to fuck you in the shower and you got in the shower with a boner.palimpsest
- It's borderline, I'll grant you. We had always used protection in the past, even in the shower, and we never talked about it.catpower
- She just put it in without consulting me, and she knows I've been adamant in the past about protection.catpower
- I think this was one of the things Julian Assange was accused of by the Swedish woman he dated, unconsensual sex without a condom.yuekit
- Or rather the sex was consensual, but the lack of condom he didn't get their agreement on.yuekit
- Rubber in the shower sounds weird to me. Like fucking in the shower with flip-flops on. Guess that's just how I was raised.palimpsest
- Exactly. The sex was consensual. The lack of condom was not, and she knew it.catpower
- I'm waiting for some butt activitiesbabydick
- What a story, Mark.NBQ00
- How long have you been together exactly?
Also, this is how you split text into paragraphsdrgs - you just earned your red wings.fooler
- You writing an erotic novel right? And testing the water on us?pango
- Also. AIDSpango
- I hope that you really do have 9 lives!utopian
- @Pango... all true. Also if this was an erotic novel, I can't imagine who would read this for pleasure?!catpower
- People... Lol
https://m.media-amaz…pango - one more vote for AIDS.CyBrainX
- Now I understand why you’re puzzled. Reminds me of a girl I once dated who told me she dreamt she stabbed me. I split up.SimonFFM
- Look at that bitch eating chickenHijoDMaite
- she's pozzed youBrabo_Brabo
- TLDRautoflavour
- Just listened to that "right click, speech", hilarious : ) but you definitely have Aids, byemrAtor
- Growing up on a council estate makes me feel your vibe man. Sounds like the shit I went through just to get laid.Ianbolton
- Ah the old "I have to take a huge ghost shit when the bill comes" lolcannonball1978
- "fourth seal of the apocalypse" - HAHAmstocks
- catpower7
A quick update:
It's been a few weeks since we've hung out. I asked her if she'd like to grab dinner and talk things over on Saturday. One odd bi-product of all this drama is that we've been able to communicate well. Everything is basically out in the open, so there's no need to guard language or intentions at this point. It's weirdly freeing.
In normal relationships, you have to balance openness with not freaking her the fuck out with your tentacle porn addiction. But she hits different.
Our dinner began with her trying to kiss me but I flenched. Because dicks. Strong start.
But as dinner progressed, we got loose and ended up having a great time. She's legitimately quirky and funny when she's not being a trifflin'-ass ho. After more drinks than I could count, she finally asked me, "so what do you want to do?"
Though she meant it existentially, I responded literally. "Fuck your whore mouth." On brand, she was like, "I'll fuck you till you love me, f*ggot." (a Mike Tyson quote... pretty funny in the moment...).
We make it back to her place, but when we got there, her roommate was still up with ALL the lights on blasting the new season of Tiger King. This was the least sexy mood possible. The lighting was so aggressive. It felt like that dirty moment at last call when they turn on the lights and everyone's shame is in full view. Rough.
Though the vibe was dead, we had fun chatting. Tiger King is the easiest thing ever to make jokes with, so conversation flowed.
Eventually, we started talking about Joe Exotic and how his dick is pierced. I jokingly started fake vomiting, but the roommate was like "I'm really into that. I got my clit pierced."
*record scratch
I've seen this on the internets, but never in the wild. My girl and I started joking with her, calling her "Susan Exotic." I decided to push it and said "tell me you have daddy issues without telling me you have daddy issues, Susan Exotic."
"Daddy issues? I'll show you daddy issues." She stood up with purpose, like a pitcher coming off of the bench, pulled down the front of her baggy plaid shorts, and showed us the monkey.
This was not hot. I know it sounds hot. But again — this was not hot. It was like watching someone take a shit or something. She pulled them down, pushed on her FUPA with her palm so the piercing could pop out, and said "there she is" as she gave it a little flick.
She was just so brazen. No subtlety. No sexy reveal. Just a lot of big clit energy. She also had a "stick and poke" lightning tat on the right side of her cooch, so there's that.
My girl and I called it a night and retired to her room. We made out a bit and I came on her tits. She refused to wipe off my offering and went to bed covered. So trashy. So hot.
While she was asleep counting dicks or whatever hos dream about, I was was wide awake, drowning in thoughts: "It's 4 am. You're in Echo Park. You're hanging out with whores. Jesus, get your fucking life together. Man, who gets their clit pieced?! Also, I wonder when she got her vag tatted. Looked like a prison tat. Maybe she was in prison?! That's kind of hot, actually. Fuck." *cue awkward boner
- this is the thread that just keeps on givinghans_glib
- She ain't kinky, she ratchet.
Hook up your anecdotes to my NFTs and get in on the game, playa.palimpsest - I could google so much stuff right now.
But I googled where Echo Park is.Longcopylover - FUPA was the one I had to look up. FUPA, eh.Brabo_Brabo
- “asleep counting dicks” LOLmort_
- Ttrifflin'-ass ho.
Also, FUPA troopababydick - "While she was asleep counting dicks or whatever hos dream about..." you ruined it here for me. sad that you think/feel that way.oey_oey
- Has your chick ever done a"Soft White Underbelly" interview? https://www.youtube.…stoplying
- many ughsjagara
- Euphoria, S2, EP 8ArmandoEstrada
- @oey_oey... obviously said in jest.catpower
- @stoplying... know of SWU. Not really her vibe. She looks like a cool grad student (b/c she is). You would have no idea she's a pro if she didn't tell you.catpower
- incredible.Gucci
- Welcome to Echo Park (waves from Elysian Heights)cannonball1978
- catpower6
Some have asked where I'm going from here. I did get tested for literally everything and came up clean, thank goodness. Going forward is complicated. Some groundwork:
First of all, sex workers often hang out with other sex workers. I've since found out that my girl's roommate is also a pro. If I'm being candid, I'm probably going to see if I can pull off a threesome at her place, but we'll see. For the record, I know this is a terrible idea.
Her roommate is properly nuts. She seems like the kind of chick who would eat your ass one sec and then torch your couch the next. My girl says she's bi, so I guess I'll call her bluff and ride shotgun? Could be interesting, even though I know it will end in horror.
Also, these girls are industrious. Like a logo designer who expands to do positioning strategy, once a girl turns to sex work, they start expanding their offerings in the industry. My girl currently has THREE "sugar daddies" (that she assures me she's sunsetting... ahmmm...) that each pay the equivalent of her rent in exchange for companionship and bi-weekly fucking. She also had an OnlyFans (she's since quit that... sporadic pay) and occasional camming. The roommate gets flown to various cities to do "massages," but they're cagy on the details.
Of course, I should walk away. This is chaos — an absolute shitshow. I'm a proper professional with a solid career. I don't do drugs. I'm old as fuck. I should be dating a dentist and go apple picking or some shit, but yet... but yet...
Sex like this changes you. She likes being "reclaimed." The psychology of this is fascinating. "Reclaiming" is basically where I start off very assertively and end with the most gentle cuddling you could imagine. Trying to keep this thread PG-13, but the range is both concerning and intoxicating. You feel like you're both the disease and the medication simultaneously. Fucked. Up.
Though I don't know when her other "dates" are, I can tell by her communication patterns when she's out. I was 99% sure that she was out the other night, and I actually got turned on. That is so fucked up, and I know it. Like I said, sex like this changes you, and not for the better, almost assuredly.
I think the move is to just go with it, see what absurdity I can pull off/she'll let me get away with, see just how depraved we can take this, demand constant testing, and drive the wheels off this midlife crisis into an early grave. I'm only half kidding. I'm so fucked.
- https://www.youtube.…shapesalad
- youtube needs more Hubermansted
- I think you should explore this to its fullest and quit when it becomes a problem. Do you have anything better to do with your time anyways? You might evenzarkonite
- learn a thing or two about yourself... you probably already have!zarkonite
- this is turning into some kind of a david lynch/david cronenburg moviehans_glib
- You're going to get burned....badly.utopian
- Whatever you do, this thread must go on! You've got the entire bleacher section of the "QBN married with kids old guys club" cheering for you.nocomply
- ^ Yes, the burning will be probably some STDbabydick
- haha this is great. She still has clients???OP31
- This is much more interesting that pretty womandee-dubs
- You sound like a sociopath so maybe you've found your level.i_monk
- ^ Yup, and openly admitting this shit is fucked ain't helpingbabydick
- At least keep this going long enough to make a limited series on HBO. Consider our entertainment.CyBrainX
- You gonna keep testing yourself every week
now like with COVID? :)yuekit - It does sound a bit like the premise of a shitty Netflix series, but I see nothing wrong as long as you don't get taken in/scammed by her. Use it as a bridge toyuekit
- your next real relationship.yuekit
- Gonna cause issues when next GF finds out about your last GF sex workernoRGB
- Krassy8
two months without an update.
catpower, let us know you're OK
- This could very well end up being a True Crime story on Dateline NBCRamanisky2
- I was wondering, too.SimonFFM
- right?Krassy
- Oh, ohOBBTKN
- dead?utopian
- He's locked up in an organ farm somewhere in Chinapango
- probably on set filming with NetflixKrassy
- Ripnb
- Turns out she’s Russian and he’s of Ukraine heritage.shapesalad
- palimpsest9
- <Continuity
- ^catpower
- vKrassy
- >Wordsworth
- hadōken!skinny_puppy
- lol @ pupsContinuity
- lol thinking the same thing_niko
- hard lol pups!Wordsworth
- mort_3
How the folk did you certify yourself @catpower?
- With a little patience this was possible back in the day. Another QBN oversight.palimpsest
- catpower is Jason Kristofermort_
- What are other QBN oversights?drgs
- What happens in the deep web stays in the deep web.palimpsest
- catpower is a script writer who's taking a fictitious script for a spin through QBN to see if it's worth pitching to NetflixKrassy
- I thought itw as HBO that did the porny stuff?Nairn
- catpower keeps mentioning PG-13, soKrassy
- I swear I'm not making this shit up, and I'm certainly not a scriptwriter. Promise.catpower
- we believe you https://i.giphy.com/…Krassy
- You didn't answer the question @catpower but I do believe your dilemmaIanbolton
- Are you actually Kanye West?zarkonite
- Akagiyama4
This needs to be a netflix series with Paul Rudd playing catpower, and Aubrey Plaza playing Bleedy McGee.
I would watch the shit out of this.
- lol @bleedyBeeswax
- LOLmort_
- Holy shit. I shared this with a friend, not a QBNer and he asked me who should play the woman. I said a young Juliette Lewis or Aubrey Plaza.CyBrainX
- I had Elizabeth Banks or Christina Ricci as Bleedy and Rose McGowan as her roommateKrassy
- Jonah Hill, Gillian Jacobs & Allison Brie.palimpsest
- @Krassy, That is one hell of a trifecta.CyBrainX
- @CyBrainX hopefully @catpower agrees and hires me as the Casting DirectorKrassy
- So many strong options, haha. @Krassy — you're hired!catpower
- Now we need to get a Ho Fund Me started to finance this series!Akagiyama
- the pressure is on, but I promise to deliverKrassy
- @Akagiyama "Ho Fund Me" LOLKrassy
- Krassy, I'm listening to your Zoxey Vol. 1 today. Nice stuff.CyBrainX
- @CyBrainX I finally finished Vol 4! 3+ years later. Hahah!Krassy
- I was wondering about that but I nagged you too much last time, so I didn't say anything this time.CyBrainX
- sea_sea6
I'm here for this thread. XD lolol
- Season 2 is going to be litRamanisky2
- Totally binged it in one sitting.sea_sea
- I've been sharing it with non-QBNers. They want more. I feel bad telling them the series is on hiatus.CyBrainX
- Didn't get renewed, I guess.Continuity
- _niko4
Hmm, Bobo gets banned and cat power stops posting...coincidence?
- Bobo got banned? This is wonderful news.BuddhaHat
- Trolls are the salt of QBN, were are the boring bread.drgs
- i take drgs statement with a grain of salt.neverscared
- if cat power was bobo then...then...oh no!!!oey_oey
- Bobo was banned months or years ago. What’s this about exactly?monospaced
- qbn police readiness teststed
- catpower0
So there we were, sitting and laying on this platform bed, and the girls started making out. My girl actually initiated it. I've been in exactly one threesome in my life, so I didn't know the rules of engagement. When in doubt, let the girls lead.
While they were making out, I started disrobing my girl and taking off my clothes. Eventually, the goth girl took my hand and put it on her breast, which I took as consent to get dicked down.
The night was kind of a blur from there.
The highlights:
Had secs. The goth girl and I had incredible chemistry. So hot. I remember fucking her missionary while my girl was getting fucked doggy over her. Other couples came around us, but none overtly joined. The visuals were a lot to take, though. Just sex everywhere. Stimulus overload.
The lowlights:
I was surprised that I felt jealous watching "my girl" have sex. It was manageable but odd regardless. An entirely new feeling. And speaking of new feelings, I was fucking the goth girl when I pulled my cock out to smack her clit with it.
The guy reached over and touched my dick, which was both new and unwelcome. I "let" him stroke me a couple of times, but then I pulled away. My dick went from being high school hard to soft in about five seconds.
It's confirmed: I'm not gay.
Anyway, the night went on for an eternity. At somewhere around 3 am, we got dressed and went home. Believe it or not, I didn't finish. We fell asleep immediately back at the hotel. But when I woke up with morning wood while coming off of a four-hour edge fest, I started jacking off instinctively while she lightly caressed me.
As she laid on her back, I straddled her and came the equivalent of three or four loads all over her stomach, tits, face, and bed. It was a stupid amount. Pollock would have been proud.
The sun was pouring through the window. It was so bright that her nipples glowed like ET's finger in the sunlight. The contrast of this idyllic lighting with this absurd scene made me laugh. "What are you giggling about?" she asked. "ET's glowing dick finger."
Relationship status: it's complicated.
- What a story...SimonFFM
- Ist it complicated because you feel caught in the sugar daddy trap now? Or are you slowly falling in love?SimonFFM
- bahaha excellent story, keep it coming.hans_glib
- ...oh, you already didhans_glib
- When she's aged 60 ~ 80 she'll have a cancer (from an asymptomatic infection during these times) and likely a neurological complication from the traumashapesalad
- you mentioned before. So bare that in mind if you do marry, though you being a lot older probably won't see any of that.shapesalad
- Dear penthouse..._niko
- Definitely needs to be turned into an HBO showhardhat
- @shapesalad... yeah, look... women can act like they can "be guys," but they're not built for this. It's hard on me, but kills her. I know this.catpower
- @simon... good question. I don't think I'm falling for her. I think it's just a bunch of new feelings and experiences all mashed together.catpower
- "I miss you"
UwU
Men are so fucking dumbbabydick - "Pollock would have been proud."
lol!Akagiyama - OMG this story, man! Is this a build up for the season finale? I want the next episode now!nocomply
- So there i was, barbecue sauce on my titties...scarabin
- @scarabin... lol, haha.catpower
- Continuity6
This is just about the weirdest thread on QBN.
And not in a good way.
At all.
- fooler8
So she's available?
- catpower2
Update: we officially broke up.
The last time we were together sexually was so bad. God. I went to pick her up to get some food, but instead, she answered the door half-naked and put an industrial-strength blunt in my mouth. I have no idea what the fuck was in that thing, but it took us both out. We fucked, but we passed out without finishing.
Cut to the middle of the night, and I heard the shower running and gagging sounds. I stumbled into the bathroom, and she was throwing up on the shower floor. It was scary.
I jumped in and saw that she was conscious but in rough shape. Thankfully, it wasn't something more severe like an overdose or something — probably just the combo of weed and alcohol — but it was such a heightened moment. "I have to get out of this chaos."
After that, I started limiting contact and faking business trips to create separation between us. Variations of "I've just been so busy" became my default text. Silence is a weird thing. On the one hand, it can cause people to drift, which was my plan. On the other, it can become a repository for all emotions. Silence makes the heart grow fonder... or enraged, in her case.
At this point, we last spoke about three months ago. In my mind, I had thoroughly moved on. A couple of days ago, though, I got a wall of texts at 3 in the morning with her claiming all kinds of craziness — lots of "how dare you..." energy. It was a lot.
I checked out her "professional" page and saw she's still active on the platform. My first thought was to send her a link to her profile as my response, but I knew that'd lead to a full-blown meltdown.
Instead, I apologized for my lack of communication and said I needed to be single. This led to a slew of threats, which put me in a weird place. Too much to get into now, but I've made it to the other side.
It's funny because, through all this chaos, I can still see the girl I actually like below it all. It's just so buried. Amid all her crazy texts, she was still cracking jokes like "I need you... you're giving my vag blue lips," which is hilarious. But it had to end. And it did. Given all the terrible ways this could have ended, I'm just glad it's over.
Repeat: I'm just glad it's over.
- Send her the book: Trauma by Paul Conti. And get a copy for yourself too.shapesalad
- If you thought you could make her drift away from you with silence, you're a bit naive. Speaking from experience, you have to be blunt as fuckIanbolton
- You dumped her because she greened out and barfed? Shit man. Were you even in love?nb
- @nb... nah man, I'm cool with vomit. It was part of a larger set of events. Chaos at every turn.catpower
- @lanbolton... you're so right. gotta be like this: https://www.youtube.…catpower
- I'm kind of happy you survived this trip. To me, this sounds like a happy-ending.
All the best to you!SimonFFM - it had to end this way. anything else would have been a disappointment. burn fast burn bright burn outhans_glib
