Turns out I'm dating a Pro...
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- nb5
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- nb2
Reading that long .org post it occurred to me that just because you weren’t aroused by that one guy does not mean you’re not gay. For example, I love women but it’s not like I’m sexually attracted to 100% of them. Not even close.
It’s a bit juvenile to presume that if you were gay you would be aroused by all men in all scenarios. For example, you may have been simply afraid of being emasculated in a group setting and that made you soft. It’s actually quite likely.
Just saying.
- I’ve never met you mate, but already I find you attractive. But I’m not gayIanbolton
- I don’t get it, but hinb
- Theoretically possible but I doubt he's gay.CyBrainX
- Probably not, but it’s too small a sample size to be conclusive. That is allnb
- As he was aroused by a girl he was only gay in the sense of being happy, for sure. But even if — being gay isn’t anything negative, so there isn’t a point.SimonFFM
- So, technically that makes us all deeply closeted.palimpsest
- It's not that we don't like dick, it's that we haven't found the right dick yet.palimpsest
- I like my dick ...Continuity
- Guess I'm gay for myself. :\Continuity
- pinkfloyd4
Dear thread, tldr;
- catpower0
@nb — Yes, I always wear protection. I will say this, though. Over the past few years, I've been with a stupid amount of women in various ways, and NOT ONE has asked for protection when giving oral. I always insist on it, and they look at me like I'm a little green man who's speaking in tongues. So weird.
- https://i.imgur.com/…imbecile
- https://getyarn.io/y…nb
- Do you remember the cling film for cunnilingus?jagara
- Benefits of one long term monogamous partner, don't have to worry about STDs and condoms.shapesalad
- Jesus Christ... I'd take a healthy partner and no rubber over a bunch of whores and bj's in a rubber. Fuck me.babydick_
- Condom for oral? A bit overkill. You may also get run over by a car.NBQ00
- @NBQ00 I don't know, man... if you google it, seems like oral is as dangerous as vaginal for STIs...catpower
- You wanna put a condom on a vagina before you go down on her?NBQ00
- Krassy3
two moths without an update.
catpower, let us know you're OK
- No, no, really. We're good. There's no need.Continuity
- ^ Your profile name is not checking out.CyBrainX
- flol!Continuity
- Yes, an update is needed.Akagiyama
- Ramanisky22
Happy Valentines Day
<heart shape hands>- for some reason, it's not letting me post the full story, so i guess i'll cut it there for now.catpower
- Perfect Valentine update.palimpsest
- so annoying i post the end.catpower
- *can'tcatpower
- It's fine.
We're good.
Really, no need to go out of your way, we got the picture.Continuity - "We got the picture."palimpsest
- :spastic:Continuity
- Ahh, the legendary Bunny Ranch. Did you get a frequent shopper card, y'know, for later?Akagiyama
- nb3
I had my heart set on y’all finding a way to make it work and living happily ever after
- nb1
You at least wearing jimmyhats?
- Ramanisky24
I think this belongs here.
- bogue4
now that I'm fully caught up, I'd say it turns out she's the one dating a pro. You just work for free.
- Ramanisky23
This may be the greatest Rom Com of our generation. I’m fully invested.
- QBN always delivers...grafician
- Can’t wait for the break up followed by powercat holding a boom box outside her window and playing Peter Gabriels ‘Shock the Monkey’ to win her back.Ramanisky2
- Not only should one never say "romcom", there should be a death penalty for making one. Especially this masterpiece of modern literature.CyBrainX
- nb4
Why are you trying to keep this thread PG-13
Everyone here is over 40
- I get the impression the cast of characters here are the same people for the last two decades.CyBrainX
- whoa calm down I can still count my grey hairsArchitectofFate
- monNom0
"these girls are industrious" -- That should give you pause.
I'm going to do some creative writing at the end of Pretty Woman, just to flesh out the idea from here.
You are 3 months in, you are deeply in lust with her, and you're becoming completely uninhibited. Your guard is down. She does things no other girl would do, things beyond your wildest dreams, and she does them with YOU, an old man past your prime. You could never find someone like this again -- That makes her irreplaceable. You do them together -- that makes you a team.
You never question the fact that she's so interested in someone older than her. That she continues to see other clients on the side. You are blinded by the physical side of things and ignoring the obvious red flags.
Things go along like this for a while and you settle into this lovely world. Then one day, disaster strikes.
This part is going to be a bit choose your own adventure: She wants to be with you, but there is going to be some kind of obstacle - Maybe she can't make rent, has credit card debt, maybe you need to pay off a pimp. maybe you need to pay for an accident she had, maybe you need to _murder_ someone for her. Maybe she just needs a bridge loan to finally secure her series A financing for her crypto-OnlyFans competitor that will surely make you two BILLIONS when she launches the NFT. Whatever it is, it's a problem that you can solve, and if you don't solve it, it's going to prevent you two from being together, or from having this carefree trusting relationship.
You cough up the money, or whatever it is, because obviously you want to help. You two are a team, right? and she is the most valuable thing in your life - you've basically slotted her into the 'Wife' role that was missing from your life, and she's way better than your old wife. She is so grateful and you are her hero. Hurray! crisis averted, back to your surreal life! Way to go champ, you saved the day.
Except, it's not quite back to your surreal life. depending on what that crisis was, this might play out differently. Either she's late paying back that loan, or she needs just a little bit more, or the person she got in an accident with is now injured and going to sue and she doesn't have insurance and they are demanding money, or the guy you killed has a brother and he knows you did it, or maybe she just gets kind of hard to get ahold of... and she's not as enthusiastic anymore... and it doesn't feel the same... and you sort of drift apart... Whatever the details, this story ends with you two not together, and with your bank account significantly lighter than it was before.
And maybe after it's all done with, and she's gone from your life, and you are thinking about those great times, you recall that it was her that sat down next to you in that bar long ago... and that she had other 'pros' as acquaintances, and maybe there were people in the mix that you weren't introduced to, people that might have been working you, running the show like some kind of prostitute Ocean's 11, And you think about how you were in a lonely place, having left a marriage and trying to replace that hole in your life. And how the perfect woman (that we keep forgetting is a prostitute), sat down right next to you at the bar and fulfilled your every fantasy...
Or maybe you don't have that insight, and once she's gotten difficult to get ahold of, and you are lonely, and feeling a hole in your life once again, someone else sits down next to you at a bar. Because it worked last time.
- In Thailand we called them 'sick buffalo' stories.Brabo_Brabo
- @monNom thank yousted
- monNom... I don't really disagree with this. You're potentially right. I wish I could share some larger context, but I'm aware that could be an angle.catpower
- Not sure which movie would be better - "Ocean's Perfect 10", or some kind of meet the parents romcom where you bring home a proustite.monNom
- They both sound pretty good tbh.monNom
- I agree.SimonFFM
- I think the moral of the story here is simply, don't let your guard down with an escort who has three other sugar daddys and is seeing clients at the same time.yuekit
- oey_oey4
I think you might have issues.
- _niko5
What a story, I say who gives a shit, enjoy the ride while you can, life's way too short and she sounds like a blast! I mean as long as she's still not escorting.
- palimpsest2
"If you haven't eaten ass and had your ass eaten you haven't lived."
- palimpsest- Eating ass? That's second base at this point.catpower
- What's third base? Eating her liver?palimpsest
- pegging maybe?catpower
- Is she an organ doner?
https://www.youtube.…CyBrainX - * donorCyBrainX
- An organ doner kebabAkagiyama
- Akagiyama3
- yep, not exactly what i would be coming onto a public forum to admit.. or be doing in the first place.. i was single for 6 years and never considered it onceautoflavour
- no shade, people do what they do.. just not my speed at allautoflavour
- that look down, lolcherub