Turns out I'm dating a Pro...
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- NBQ000
It was so incredibly beautiful with her last night. So many moments of beautiful touches, tantric massages, cuddles and kisses. And I gave her the most explosive orgasm ever she said.
She's such a beautiful, profound soul and a super cute, sexy, sensitive and feminine woman that I will cherish and protect.
I hope you're all enjoying your weekend. Namaste, your NBQ00
- NBQ000
She's invited me to her place later. We're gong to make tacos!
- nb0
Never was and never will be a better thread on qbn than this one.
Thank you cat power
- catpower0
- for some reason, i can't post text anymore. cool. tl;dr... i put it in and "pumped" exactly one time... told her "i'm good" which offended her wildly.catpower
- she curled up at the top of the bed, offended, as I went to put my clothes on. she was like "seriously, what the f*ck?"catpower
- i don't really know what to say about all this, except it's been a new theme. i've been about to hook up with several girls and leave just as things heat up.catpower
- i could go on, but this is a new pattern—intentionall... denying myself and women. perhaps it's jadedness... or just a new fucked up chapter. happy v-day!catpower
- You really are an odd individual.Continuity
- Sounds like a lot of uninteresting drama around not being able to connect with or pleasure womem.cannonball1978
- cool story bro...BusterBoy
- cherub-7
Turns out I'm dating a:
1) macbook PRO
2) zelda figurine
3) well adjusted, attractive single lady in her 20s
4) ???
- Akagiyama3
- yep, not exactly what i would be coming onto a public forum to admit.. or be doing in the first place.. i was single for 6 years and never considered it onceautoflavour
- no shade, people do what they do.. just not my speed at allautoflavour
- that look down, lolcherub
- _niko16
I'll finish it for you, we yada yada sexed, lights came on and now
it turns out I'm dating a bro.- flol!!Continuity
- Gold!palimpsest
- hacatpower
- these are the daysAQUTE
- Mike droppeddee-dubs
- a bro with herpesautoflavour
- mic drop for realcherub
- palimpsest9
- <Continuity
- ^catpower
- vKrassy
- >Wordsworth
- hadōken!skinny_puppy
- lol @ pupsContinuity
- lol thinking the same thing_niko
- hard lol pups!Wordsworth
- Ramanisky22
Happy Valentines Day
<heart shape hands>- for some reason, it's not letting me post the full story, so i guess i'll cut it there for now.catpower
- Perfect Valentine update.palimpsest
- so annoying i post the end.catpower
- *can'tcatpower
- It's fine.
We're good.
Really, no need to go out of your way, we got the picture.Continuity - "We got the picture."palimpsest
- :spastic:Continuity
- Ahh, the legendary Bunny Ranch. Did you get a frequent shopper card, y'know, for later?Akagiyama
- catpower0
Because she lived there, her stuff was all over the place. She was into Zelda, so she had all these Link figures and Nintendo "collectibles" strewn about. It was a weird scene. It made me feel old as sh*t, too.
- catpower0
She made me take a quick shower. "Okay, I need to inspect you," she said as she handed me a towel. On the one hand, this inspection is a great thing, of course, but it puts all the risk on the table up front. It destroys the already tenuous chemistry. "You're clean," and off to her bed we went.
- catpower0
The girls must live in the brothel the entire time they work for safety. They can't leave. This means you'll f*ck in the literal room where she sleeps. The girl I chose was pale with black hair and reminded me of Evanescence fans. More Hot Topic than actual metal, but she was cute enough.
- catpower0
There are a couple of legal brothels about 60 miles out of Vegas. I decided to rent a car and head into the desert at dusk. I've never experienced a desert sunset, but it was majestic. A timelapse of my journey would have been poetic.
The glow of Vegas gave way to the cosmic wonder of the desert. Then, the glowing darkness was overtaken by a sad series of neon lights, showing ultra-campy silhouettes of "showgirl" signs and arrows pointing to a hot pink door. Subtle as a bullhorn.
As I stepped inside, a madam welcomed me and swiftly led me on a tour. "We conduct weekly health tests on our staff," she assured me as she swung open the door to one of the themed rental rooms—a (very rundown) Greek-themed chamber adorned with columns and Papyrus writing on the walls. Fucking Papyrus.
Anyway, she took me through their habitrail of sadness and to the bar where the girls, one by one, would come up and introduce themselves.
Not surprisingly, I found it really easy to talk to them. I'm always horny, but I'm not thirsty. There is a difference. As a result, our conversations flowed in a genuinely funny and semi-deep way. Eventually, I chose this cute-ish girl, who led me to her room.
- catpower0
I have piles of updates. Piles. I'll unpack a couple and only add more if there's some interest. As I sat down to give an update, the following is the first vignette that came to mind, so I'll start here.
About six months ago, I was at a tradeshow in Vegas. I hate Vegas, especially when you're there under a professional pretense. The glitz and glamour is a thin veneer on top of an utter shit city—soulless and hollow.
Despite my distaste of Vegas, it's undeniably a sex-charged place, which will make even the most saintly of eyes wonder. It's not surprising that Vegas has whatever vice you want, but I've never really been drawn to escorts (other than the one I accidentally dated, of course... ). Diseases aside, the hyper-transactional nature of those encounters is a major turn-off. Chemistry with a six is infinitely preferable to an indifferent ten.
That said, on day five of this hellscape of swag and faux corporate enthusiasm, my persistent junk was ready to roll the dice if you will.
- autoflavour0
Six months had passed since that bizarre New Year's encounter at the graduate thesis performance. Life had taken some unexpected turns since then, and the dust had settled on many of the questions that plagued the mind of our protagonist.
In the aftermath of the revelation about his girlfriend's past as an escort, he had taken some time to reflect on the situation. It wasn't easy, but he had managed to find some clarity amidst the chaos. The initial shock and anger had given way to a more profound understanding of her journey and the complexities that led her down that path.
During those six months, they had remained in contact, albeit tentatively. They hadn't completely severed ties, unable to ignore the undeniable connection they shared. Conversations between them often veered from heated arguments to heartfelt discussions about their pasts, their desires, and the possibilities for their future together.
The protagonist had also taken the opportunity to delve into his own emotions and thoughts. He questioned his own reactions to the revelation, examining whether his judgments and expectations were fair or realistic. He found himself in a moral dilemma, torn between the societal norms he had grown up with and the love he felt for this complicated woman.
As time passed, they both realized that their relationship was far from ordinary. It was a rollercoaster ride filled with passion, heated arguments, and a deep sense of connection that defied logic. They were drawn to each other like magnets, unable to resist the magnetic pull, even as they navigated the turbulent waters of their past and present.
One of the significant changes during these six months was their communication. They began to communicate more openly and honestly, trying to understand each other's perspectives without judgment. It was a slow and challenging process, but it allowed them to bridge some of the gaps that had initially separated them.
The protagonist's friends and family had varying reactions to the situation. Some urged him to move on, citing the potential complications and uncertainties of a relationship with someone from such a different background. Others, more understanding and empathetic, encouraged him to follow his heart and explore the connection he felt.
One evening, as the protagonist sat on the porch of his cabin, watching the sunset, he received a call from his girlfriend. They had spoken earlier in the day, but there was something different in her voice this time. She sounded vulnerable, as if she had finally decided to let her guard down.
"Can we talk, really talk?" she asked.
"Of course," he replied, his heart racing with anticipation.
Over the course of the next few hours, they laid bare their souls, sharing their deepest fears, regrets, and desires. It was an emotional conversation that left them both exhausted but strangely invigorated. They had never been this honest with each other before.
As dawn broke, they reached a mutual understanding. They acknowledged that their relationship was far from conventional and that it would be filled with challenges. But they also realized that they had something unique, something worth fighting for.
They decided to give their relationship another chance, not because it was easy or socially acceptable, but because they believed in the connection they shared. They vowed to face the world together, hand in hand, unapologetically.
Six months later, as they stood in front of their closest friends and family, exchanging vows at a small, intimate ceremony in the cabin's backyard, they knew that their love story was far from ordinary. It was a story of two people from different worlds, brought together by fate, and determined to defy the odds.
Their journey was not without its challenges, but it was also filled with moments of profound love, understanding, and growth. They had learned that love could transcend societal expectations and judgments. It was a powerful force that could conquer even the most formidable obstacles.
As they sealed their vows with a kiss, they looked into each other's eyes, knowing that their love story would continue to be a rollercoaster ride, but it was a ride they were willing to take together. In that moment, they embraced their uniqueness, celebrating the love that had blossomed against all odds.
And so, six months later, they embarked on a new chapter in their lives, ready to face whatever challenges and adventures lay ahead. Their love was a testament to the idea that sometimes, the most unexpected connections could be the most profound and beautiful.
- thank chatGPTautoflavour
- and they lived happily ever afterautoflavour
- this is generic drivel of the worst kind.
bring back catpower asaphans_glib
- Krassy2
catpower, it's been more than a year. updates please?
- crazyprick1
Waiting for "Turns out I have gonorrhea" thread.
- 'Turns out I have syphilis, chlamydia, and seven kids I never knew I had ... 'Continuity
- 'Turns out she blames me for her perforated rectum ... 'Continuity
- CyBrainX0
BUMPing uglies...